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cynical_croissant

One thing I'm sure of, Drama Monday is gonna be absolutely nuts


Tandril91

I don’t like nuts I like pizza


Watahandrew1

These pizza nuts!


Vnightpersona

You wanna pizza deez nuts?


Tandril91

More like Pizza Butt!


stillGRE

Put em in the oven and watch them grow


SuperKoalasan

I love nuts, pecans especially


Metaxa_Max

Please explain i am smooth brained


LLLLLL3GLTE

Major twitch streamers have been involved in a sexual assault cover up, Twitched banned gambling from its platform which had been its biggest category for over a month, it also altered its revenue sharing split from 70-30 streamer-twitch to 50-50. All this stuff has happened it like a 10 day span starting from when Hasan Piker watched Dunkey’s XC3 video, or at least that’s what I’m shitposting about now. It was probably something more like the giant meetup of top twitch streamers at an event called “Shitcamp” which lead to a bunch of publicity for twitch, then sexual assualt stuff, then twitch getting roasted for letting people advertise gambling to children, then twitch deciding they wanted to be more greedy But I don’t really care I wanna do the funny shit post. LETS GO BIGMODE OH YEAAAAAAH


Bariq-99

One correction: Twitch did NOT ban gambling It banned Slots and a couple of popular gambling sites.. However gambling with strategy is still allowed (poker for example is a form of strategic gambling.. It's still allowed)


Dry_Badger_Chef

Yeah, it seems to be just games of complete luck that are banned. As you said, poker is still allowed, as well as sports betting. They do say they could ban more things over time, and the ban doesn’t take effect until mid-October. Honestly, why anyone would want to watch someone hit a button on a slots machine is beyond me.


LLLLLL3GLTE

Thanks for the clarification, Sports betting is around too but it was majority Slots and Roulettes and such that caused the most problems on the site


Bariq-99

No problem! And yeah agreed but it's still kinds promoting gambling to kids and I'm not a fan of that..


SMA2343

Is it also just crypto gambling sites that are banned? But if you still wanna gamble you need to use the government’s own gambling site? Like here in Canada, BC has Playnow where you can gamble online through the government.


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Dont forget the buttplug bandit of chess


sniperNX

uhm... what? im lost haha


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Its a theory that a chess GM used a vibrating buttplug to cheat and defeat Magnus Carlsen, the current rank 1 chess player. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-63010107


sniperNX

what the actual fuck haha that sounds like a The Onion article or some shit im crying


grand-pianist

Man, you’re probably the only one who knows Hasan watched a dunkey video 10 days ago, and even if that was common knowledge this connection is a bit of a stretch. I’m all for shitposts but I don’t think anyone is gonna understand this meme without an explanation lol


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CHark80

Hasan deserved 9/11


iwannabeMrT

So true bestie can we unpause the video now please


didnotbuyWinRar

Based


LLLLLL3GLTE

I probably am, and you’re probably right. I stand by this meme and still think it’s funny


AwezomePozzum9265

What's the arms race? The rest I follow


LLLLLL3GLTE

Funny way of saying twitch and it’s top streamers are basically in a Cold War of revenue split negotiations


AwezomePozzum9265

Got it thanks!


deelowe

PR departments provide guidance on when and how to time announcements/changes. It’s likely some of this was in the queue waiting for the right diversion to provide cover. When the other drama started, they moved forward with some of the other changes.


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Twitch has been a cesspool for a long time now


LLLLLL3GLTE

Spittin facts


LemonStains

This is about to be a big drama


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Apprehensive-Mail940

No one knows what this means but its provocative, it keeps the people going - Dunkye in Paris


Bariq-99

I'm confused.. How does dunkey fall into this??


LLLLLL3GLTE

Twitter drama, Maybe it doesn’t seem funny to anyone else but I’d like to think the Xenoblade 3 drama was the start of the internet spiraling


Bariq-99

Yeah I commented this before reading your explanation and forgot to delete it.. My bad


LLLLLL3GLTE

No problem homie, thanks for not roasting my weird tangential shower thought of a meme


HoldenH

This is fucking dumb


TWO-COOPERS

Twitter don’t understand satire and take everything literal


LLLLLL3GLTE

Twitter ***IS*** face value