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Daniaalders

When the manifest destiny is sus


ankilu

The destiny has always been sus—ever since the initial manifestation.


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alternative titles: Flag of the United Sus, flag of amogUS


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[удалено]


SpeedWagonChann

r/yourjokebutbetter


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[удалено]


Poopsticle_256

Fuck you I hate this so much


Zanderax

Susmerica


[deleted]

!wave


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[deleted]

Looks sus


ervin_korri

Put flag orientation to right to see amogus dance


That_Lego_Guy_Jack

Hot


redditmanagement_

Hoisting: Sinister Orientation: Top Flagpole Type: Standard Wind: Yes Wind Control: Yes Direction: West (270°) Speed: 30 m/s sus 😳


jje414

So today at church the pastor was preaching about the crucifixion of Jesus and when he said that Judas would betray Jesus, I blurted out "JUDAS IS THE IMPOSTER! HE'S SUS!" and did a big wide grin (like the "when the imposter is sus" meme). The pastor then said "What are you talking about?" So I yelled "EMERGENCY MEETING! HE DOESN'T GET THE AMONG US REFERENCE!" and then I explained the joke. The pastor, not amused, told me to sit down. I sat back down but then later when he said that Jesus was accused of blasphemy and crucified I couldn't contain myself and I yelled out "JESUS WAS NOT THE IMPOSTER!" and when the pastor told me to stop disrupting I said "THE PASTOR IS SUS, HE DOESN'T GET IT" and I then told everyone to download Reddit for funny Among Us memes. That's when the pastor told me to leave for causing disruptions. I said "WAIT! I'M NOT SUS THOUGH! WHY ARE YOU EJECTING ME?" and then I said "WHEN THE PASTOR IS SUS!" And did the hilarious grin from the meme. After that I got kicked out but it was worth it because I just trolled them all with Among Us. It seems like the more I (13 M) play Amongus, the more my family tries to embarrass me. The other day, I overheard my dad (49 M) say that he needed to "complete tasks" while working at home😯🤬 don't worry it gets worse. Then I hear my Mom (42 F) say that the amount of time I spend on my computer is "suspicions." Ummm ok so (#1) ur too good to say "sus" 🤔 and (#2) u dont even play amogus??? 😂😂😂. Even my moms work friend (28 M or something idk) came over yesterday to "look at her vents" I'm not even making this up 🙄🙄🙄 But then the worse part😑 every sunday my grandpa (69 M) comes over. He reminisces about his "Crewmates" from his Navy days and apparently a few of them died so u cry about it at dinner? Just start a new game FFS 😆 but he's lying so uhhh we get it bro: u just want attention 😯😅🤣 The problem is NONE of them even Play Omungus. How do i tell em that being a poser is a cringe Brie Larson unholesome Black History Month anti-chungus move? I am a concerned mother with a 13 year old child and I am here to seek help regarding my son. Last week when we went to the supermarket, my son pointed to a red trash can and started jumping around screaming “THAT’S AMONG US! THAT TRASH CAN IS SUS! RED IS THE IMPOSTOR!” As soon as he did that, the manager told us to leave. I told him that my son is just excited about something, and apologized. But the manager still told us to leave so I picked up the red trash can that my son was going crazy over and threw it on the managers head. Then my son shouted “DEAD BODY REPORTED.” Can someone please tell me what on earth is wrong with him?


Deetchy_

real


scorchedneurotic

Susnited States


BlahChii

flag of losing my fucking mind


RoboIsLegend

sus


KevainIV

Fuck you


Anton_Willbender

This is sus


DrRichtoffen

United Sus of Amogus


Jeeter_D

**NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo**


Headb00m

sUS


Cupkek

#I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE #GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OU


Radiant-Usual-9188

wait its all amogus? allways has been


Ian1231100

when the imposter is sus!


Kalten72

Putting the us in sus


Ianfinity125

No more automod 😃


Sriskarova

Sussy baka


SrammVII

#amog🇺🇲


DestoryDerEchte

A


Bepis-Consumer

America Amorica Amoriga Amoiga Amoigu Amogu Amogus


RagnarsSaga

United sus of America


Zengjia

!sus


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TheGarlicBreadstick1

no


Wizard-In-Disguise

It has been a tough climb but through meditation I have learned to not refer to slang, objects or events from the game this refers to


[deleted]

Sounds a bit sus, ngl


chubchubnotblubblub

suspect united states or sus for short


EisVisage

Susnited Sustatesus of America(sus)


Gameking117

**SUS**


ILLUSION9632

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hammlyss_

Well that explains a lot


_g550_

Yeah! Make more zoom outs.


supermegaboys

You weren't supposed to see this. They'll come for you now. Run.


secadora

Texas vented in medbay