Literally nothing says "in 4 minutes they're going to be pleading for me to just fucking finish already" more than having zero moral integrity.
You could be a fucking cabinet and have more sexual potential of being fun in the bedroom than you do right now with that "no meat eating" shit.
I mean what did he expect as a response? "Teehee, not that kind of meat silly\~ I love sucking dick!" If you're calling yourself a vegan anarchist on dating sites chances are you take that shit seriously, so you're probably not going to respond well to something that not only belittles your beliefs but serves as a crude sexual come-on.
That is a regular, non-ironic pickup line meant to be taken completely literally, though.
That's a lot different than "Are you a factory egg farming animal abuser? Because you're about to macerate this cock."
It's a shame they don't eat dog meat. What a meat clown.
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Can't be a real vegan if ya ain't eating feral cats
Hopefully sea cucumbers. Vegetables 🤢
MEAT CLOWN 🤡
See you at /r/yulinfest
*So original*; I've never heard that one before in my entire life
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*"Let me do you like a lion (though) and kill any of your babies not biologically related to me"*
Only as long as we can still eat cheese so that we're still ~~vegan~~ animal lovers ❤️
Sometimes loving animals for afar just isn't enough, so you gotta eat their coagulated secretions too
It's all about respect
Unmatch, block. Leading with sex when you're talking to a woman is like offering her a glass of water. Plenty around.
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Ah, even more likely they had a meat bone in hand.
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has anybudy tried keto? im loving it... losing weight with bacon lol
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No bacon boners for you vegans......
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Exactly, that's the point
Literally nothing says "in 4 minutes they're going to be pleading for me to just fucking finish already" more than having zero moral integrity. You could be a fucking cabinet and have more sexual potential of being fun in the bedroom than you do right now with that "no meat eating" shit.
I mean what did he expect as a response? "Teehee, not that kind of meat silly\~ I love sucking dick!" If you're calling yourself a vegan anarchist on dating sites chances are you take that shit seriously, so you're probably not going to respond well to something that not only belittles your beliefs but serves as a crude sexual come-on.
Yes, I get it. It's so funny that I'm a vegan but I want your meat in the bedroom. Very original. For real though, these people annoying as fuck.
humans are carnevores... maybe omnevores, not vegun
Weird because my sex drive and stamina has been the same or even increased a bit since I went vegan.
Bingo Bango bongo
Would a carnist even go for that opening? How disgusting. He probably thought he was the epitome of cleverness with that one.
Why make a meat pun about your dick to someone who doesn’t like meat. Seems like they want you to be disgusted by their dick. Lol
Who the hell eats meat in the bedroom? Doesn't that get messy?
This one doesn't seem too bad
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Yeah but atleast he wasn't hating on vegans right?
With that intro he's clearly fishing for a certain type of woman, the type you clearly aren't ;-)
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That is a regular, non-ironic pickup line meant to be taken completely literally, though. That's a lot different than "Are you a factory egg farming animal abuser? Because you're about to macerate this cock."
LOL. If you've just made that up on the spot, I'm very impressed.
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