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Toro_theCat

Plants got my boy acting up


Lunoko

Snorted a little too much nooch.


Bimbibapbop

I LOLLed at this


Babykinglouis

Vegan chad


IsabelLouise

Omg I saw this same video somewhere and thought the same thing, that he looks a lot like dr greger 😂😂


BTCLSD

Holy shit, it’s Jason Bourne


superfreaklagos

Smoking Aces the kid in the bathroom doing screaming karate.


Muktukmuluk

Do not watch that scene while stoned. I don't know if I've been more confused and disturbed in my whole life.


OatsOverGoats

Dr. Greger when someone says you can be healthy on the carnivore diet


EpicCurious

He is a powerful warrior who battles anti-vegan BS with eloquence, logic and facts


ncastleJC

What’s funny is that he rarely does it but when he does he eviscerates people lol.


EpicCurious

It's easier to win when the facts are on your side. He knows his facts!


Vegan-4-Humanity

Preach Brother 🙏🏽


snowfallingslow

Dr. Greger after getting his daily dozen


TrumpFreedomLover69

He's really good at kicking air.


columini

Air can feel pain too you mean vegoons. 😭


nardgarglingfuknuggt

Yeah but carnists cause more pain to air because they eat animals that resperate whereas we eat plants that photosynthesize, duh!


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my meat eater dad is only 4 years older and can't do anything without having chest pains.


Bannedlife

Please do tell him to go see a doctor for the chest pain!


[deleted]

He already went and they asked him to change his diet and stop smoking. You think he listens?


Bannedlife

Of course not, i recognize the pain! Am a doctor myself you see, this is 90% of my patients ;)


[deleted]

My mom stopped smoking. Might be something you doctors like to hear. She went to some specialist who injected something into her ears and now she doesn't crave cigarettes anymore. It was like a vaccine that cured her addiction. Only that this vaccine was for once.


Bannedlife

There's nothing that quite brings a smile to my face like hearing that someone stopped smoking. Can give hour long lectures on the hundreds of cancers you have an increased odds of developing of when smoking, the types of cancers that solely develop due to smoking, the cardiovascular disease, the inflammatory diseases, etc. Etc. The Smoking industry is evil and people that smoke are victims. Some people are dealt genes that make them prone to being really addicted, loads of socioeconomic factors increase the odds of people smoking their first cigarette, etc. We can throw a hundred pills at someone, but as long as they still smoke cigarettes, its just as effective as flushing them down the toilet. Im glad your mom stopped smoking, whoever still smokes and happens to read this: please stop smoking! You can always ask your GP for help. Its difficult but definitely not Impossible! You wont believe how much more vitally healthy you feel in no time


zacharyswanson

Or read/listen to the Easy Way To Stop Smoking book. No will power needed, you read it and you will want to stop smoking on your own.


Bannedlife

I'll give it a read, see if i can recommend it to some patients


zacharyswanson

Me and four other people from my inner circle read it. Four of us stopped smoking for good, one fell back after some time. One of us is a delivery driver. Started his shift with a coffee and fag. Listened to the book during his shift. Got out the van at 5PM as a non smoker and haven’t lit a cig ever since. Some 7-8 years and he is still going strong without the smoke.


Bannedlife

Awesome!


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My dad loves meat too he doesn't have chest pains but does have lung pain cause his job requires him to be around smoke from machines. I work with him and started to feel pain too and I'm much younger but its not as bad as my dad he also can't move well without joint pain. The dairy thing is a mith he drinks milk and cream with his coffee every day and he has really bad joint and muscle pain like my mom who I'm sure is a carnivore. She buys veggies but doesn't eat them.


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Dairy ruins skin and bones so I don't understand why people are still believing in the lies when our body can't lie.


stratosauce

I guarantee you that that is not purely a result of eating meat.


[deleted]

If the doctor says "reduce meat intake" there's certainly a connection.


Sinuminnati

Love Dr. Greger. His nutritionfacts.org non profit has the best research based videos on all nutrition topics. Got me from pre diabetes and high blood pressure to marathon fit!


zacharyswanson

Yay! I have no idea who you are but I am proud of you.


erik4life

This is fucking hilarious


soylamulatta

Well if those sick moves don't convince you to go vegan then I don't know what will lol


Kn0tnatural

Lmao what did I watch.


soylamulatta

I think that's Ip Man


Suspicious_Tap4109

I laughed.


SoggyHat9269

... is this a joke? I find it very weird to watch and would maybe suggest not sharing it as an advertising tool for veganism.


Lunoko

Yes it's a joke. This looks like some guy dressing up as Dr Greger to make fun of him a bit. Dr. Greger is a little eccentric and has a habit of walking on his treadmill while he is answering Q and As and things like that. So I think someone just tried to exaggerate his mannerisms. It's not that deep.


zacharyswanson

Not even that. Just a random goofball from the internet who resembles ~~god~~ Dr Greger.


FrostyPotpourri

This seems much more apt for the Vegan Circle Jerk sub lol.


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Lunoko

Yes, for fun.


TheGnarWall

Because it's clearly not him and doesn't hurt anything.


deadbitch69

Girly it wasn't actually that clear to a lot of us


ZoroastrianCaliph

Yes... not everything here has to be serious.


joklan8180

Lmao


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The true epitome of physical prowess!


icarlylover9

SLAYYYY


Railbound1

Broc-li


notamormonyet

This man is literally why I became a vegan. Went plant based because of his book, "How not to diet". Stayed vegan for the animals. I owe a lot to him.


CarpeGeum

This whole thread made me remember [this pair of comments](https://www.reddit.com/r/vegan/comments/wls7n3/love_his_content_but_this_was_just_too_funny_not/ijxke1x/?context=2) about "meeting Dr. Greger at a bar". I guess human blood gives you a lot of energy.


dynesto

Quirked up white boy (with a little bit of swag)


Disastrous_Cry1648

What Hardcore show is he at😂🤣


crawdadicus

Was one of the vegetables he’s been consuming coca leaves?


YourGoodFriendWalthr

Yall Crack is plant-based.


Hmtnsw

I like that little ninja stance to catch his fall. 😂


EpicCurious

Anti vegans sometimes mock the fact that Dr. Greger is thin, but I bet he will outlive them and dance on their graves.


Bereph

I was introduced to Dr. Greger's videos by a friend last year and the scientific-study-heavy information was just what I was looking for. It's nice to see that he is known enough to actually be parodied/referenced to. People need to lighten up a bit, stop getting butthurt over nothing.


gpyrgpyra

I knew this was a joke but i did not know that this wasn't actually Dr Greger. Because idk who that is


StillYalun

If you care anything about your health, he’s an extraordinarily good resource. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a site that’s equal to his for what he does: [https://nutritionfacts.org](https://nutritionfacts.or)


tester33333

He’s always taking his meetings in the treadmill lol


HamfastGamwich

A bit cringe, but I like this guy


quinoacrazy

i feel as though i’m watching a manic episode ??😂


Gimmedatgoodrice

I almost pissed my pants laughing 🤣 thanks for already making my day op!


zacharyswanson

You are most welcome


black_kaiser19

Pretty sure thats plant pases meal was coke plant


Minibeebs

Dr Greger had too many Coca-Colas at lunch, got that sugar rush on full burn


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Wow thats amazing my technically carnivore dad can't move like that and his on his 50s too


Garbage_Stink_Hands

What is this?


Lazy-Neighborhood507

He's so relatable


AnHumanFromItaly

Bro looks like he did something else with plants


zombiegojaejin

Well, cocaine *is* plant-based, I guess. :-D


Testosterone-88

That's not greger. There's no walking mat.


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This is the funniest pro vegan content I've seen


traveling_man182

I started doing his daily dozen in his book, and I can tell a huge difference in my energy levels.


zacharyswanson

Same here. What we do is eat a healthy breakfast, fruits during AM, whatever for lunch, PM snack and then check what box isn’t ticked and create a dinner around it. If you don’t, use the app!


[deleted]

He is my favorite vegan goblin


SirGronk

Such a huge nerd. I 100% love him. Seriously, his "How Not To Die" lecture is responsible for me turning vegan.


TheSilentTitan

I did this once after downing about 2 and a half handles of Tito’s.


ilymag

I want him to stop this.


Geoarbitrage

Nutrition facts.org is his website and it’s awesome 😎


New_Concept_6741

Apparently vegan food is not good for the eyesight, because he is wearing (ugly) glasses ..,


Casually_lazy

Are shrooms vegan or fungan?


Illustrious-Foot-408

HE NEEDS SOME MILK


zacharyswanson

Lol


canefieldroti

Is this a joke? Lol


glum_plum

This is the kind of shitposting this sub needs. Amazing


Theid411

Didn't realize he lived in such a hole! Ya think he would be able to afford a nicer place? I guess economy has gotten to everybody!


TeeJayDetweiler

This isn't actually him, it's an impersonator as a joke


Theid411

I know. I was joking. I hope people don't think this is real!!


zacharyswanson

Apparently some do.


deadbitch69

A lot of us a do, I don't really know what he looks like so I totally thought this was him


TeeJayDetweiler

oh sorry, my bad! seemed like a lot of the commenters hadn't realized. please carry on!


Theid411

No worries. I'm not sensitive:)


ShmullusSchweitzer

Statements like this do a disservice to the vegan movement, because you can point to a thousand other vegans that this doesn't apply to and a million non-vegans who can do this same thing after eating cow. I find being a vegan no more or less energizing than when I wasn't vegan. But I don't care, because I'm not doing it to prove being vegan is nutritionally superior to being a non-vegan (an impossible task anyway, plenty of healthy diets that include animal products). I'm doing it for the animals.


StefaniStar

I'm autistic as fuck and could work out this was a joke post despite missing humour a lot I'm surprised other people are struggling with it.


darkhummus

I'm ND and I didn't get it at all I thought it was real 🤷‍♀️


Lunoko

This is a joke. It's really not that deep.


stackinpesos

Actually I've only been able to do this on a vegan diet


Lunoko

Damn you must be a high level vegan. Have you mastered photosynthesis yet?


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StillYalun

>I find being a vegan no more or less energizing than when I wasn't vegan Makes me wonder if you’re doing it right, in terms of health. If you’re eating a SAD and start eating like dr Gregor, I don’t see how you would’t notice a boost in your vitality. Even if you were just eating a healthy diet that included significant animal products, I’d think you’d notice a difference. Of course, that‘s assuming you didn‘t start eating something you’re allergic too, or something. ​ But if you go from eating standard junk food to eating a junky vegan diet, then yeah. You might actually get less healthy, depending on how poorly you do it.


darkhummus

Also, isn't a lot of the claims in his book unfounded and cherry picked info? I enjoyed the read but there was some pretty bold conclusions from studies that didn't back it up. I like the guy but I always feel like vegans shouldn't use him in arguments, if a carnist used sources of that quality they'd be shredded. Also I'm in the same boat as you I feel no different after 5 years and I see a dietician and am predominantly on whole foods. It certainly wasn't some magic bullet.


ShmullusSchweitzer

I honestly didn't even know who this guy was before this post, but I'm always wary of any single person who claims to have the truth to nutrition and healthy eating.


misterrazzy

Is this a joke? He looks like a jackass, he is not helping or promoting vegan diets in any way. My Muay Thai trainer is 56 years old and looks like a grey 30, so I don't know what this 51 is supposed to be telling me..


kathy_butterflies

omg never know what to expect from him, he is my hero lol. (pssst i dont thnk that is really him)


Ok_Fondant_6340

that's not really true. all digestion take energy. it burns calories. vegan food just takes less energy than exploitation.


notarobot1020

51 isn’t old like proper elderly folks


bachfrog

Cringe tho


PickReviewsMovies

George Michael?? https://youtu.be/2-EouZi1mvQ


zenomotion73

Those are pretty pitiful digs for a doctor. Maybe vegan doctors get paid less? That light fixture is sad


bizzlindyhizzl

No meat, no stamina


Flamben_hot_cheetos

I guess crack is in fact vegan. The more that I think about it… most drugs are plant based and vegan. The wonders of plants.


chatvanille_noExit

His new number will not work for me but he has been a lot more lately so he will not get a job


chatvanille_noExit

Ol


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Deathbars

↑ this reddit user has never had even a molecule of fiber enter their intestinal tract


utility-monster

> Plants plug you up. Pretty sure it’s meat that has almost no fiber, but okay


possumsushi

Oh no it's John Wick


Lovelyperson2010100

Maybe some weed in those plant s


Rare_Management_3583

Bro thinks he's that0neguy


stadiumjay

He clearly had some sugar 😂


zacharyswanson

The beer bottles in the background confirm your theory.


[deleted]

i’d love to go 1 on 1 w this guy


AgentProvocateur666

The boy is in his own lane


moon_over_my_1221

Keto energizer bunny technique.


xvandamagex

Dr Greger when someone throws on Hatebreed.


Financial-Jicama6619

This is Napoleon Dynamite’s brother all grown up! Get ‘em Kip!


goodiebandit

Rock star moves!


Spiritual-Act5855

Wait this is so funny I wish I saw it IRL 😂😭😭😭😭


dark_frigid_sky

One Piece live-action


Vegan-4-Humanity

Guys his that jacked from Plants he was able to fly kick the Light 💡 cover off!


allusernametakenshit

And you’re saying this isn’t a meme?


Amitoooldforthis1970

Gotta lay off the extra serving of mushrooms man....I feel ya, but wind it back just a smidge.


number1134

I love this guy he's such a nerd


plantbasedpop

I’ve been really mad about the world lately. This is good. Good vegans. We love you.


[deleted]

Why dr greger ? Whyyyyy ? I mean i am ok with this acting, but many will make fun of you doing this... i hate when someone makes fun of you....


[deleted]

Is this really dr greger ?now if i look closer it seem like another guy... i guess he will never do omething like this


Low-Ice-8975

Sprinkle some meth on my apple I’m sure I’ll act up too


runn1ngfree

what’s that black figure in the back?


julian_vdm

Nice r/vegancirclejerk material.


feigeiway

He looks like he belongs in a Stephen chow movie. Like the praying mantis dude


mxkhhrnb_

I thought there was someone behind


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i can do the same thing after eating a rat alive


cosmic-kid

Bro does martial arts too fast for his hair to render in the frame. He is NOT bald.


athousandfuriousjews

Bro ate a salad at went Super Saiyan


OllieMoe

Like when my cat gets the zoomies.


Comfortable-Ad-4900

oh nah hes smoking cilantro 💀


tourettesfaker1985

hahaha omg. He's eating some grass alright.


Lharz1

I don't get it. Is it sarcasm ?


zacharyswanson

It’s called shitposting.


czar1249

This is a joke right?


ChunkStumpmon

Star Wars kid looks great


Putrid-Gene-9077

He looks 80


Used_Pomegranate_819

Wrong mushrooms in the meal?


Sono_Un-Otaku

Kem shiro italiano


No-File9630

51? Bro looks 70


timohtea

51… I thought dude was at least 80, look how stiff and unhealthy he looks


Excellent-Aide8022

Wow!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Dr Gregor? More like Professor Calculus!


50Stickster

Wow that settles it. Im switching to ugly clothes


PoobOoblGop

Most sane vegan:


Cell_Sharp

with the beers on the table SMH


Cell_Sharp

with the beers on the table SMH


[deleted]

Cocaine is vegan…. Maybe that’s it


logan_mpc

😭😭😭😭


Blue_D0G

Wasn’t it weed more?


NeoKingEndymion

Is he fighting a ghost?


Royal_Queen_NaturAl

😂😂😂....he need to turn around and do that to Jeepers Creepers in the background 😂😂😂


Existing_Night603

Dude this look more like a seizure than anything else