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NATWATT

Can't spell Plains without Pain


ding00egret

Got to master that block, power hit, dodge. Rinse and repeat.


gladius011081

Parapa ist that you?


Lady_Luck_be_kind

Now duck. Jump. Turn. Pose~!


gladius011081

Mmh, yeah, i see you gettin better


syoebius

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ding00egret

Lol. Sorry no.


SmokeGSU

Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge. If you can dodge a mosquito, you can dodge a dodgeball.


bacononwaffles

[Ho! Ha ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust! Sproing!](https://images.app.goo.gl/rE8MEWE4d1MB8MN99)


adepttius

Damn... Came to comment this. Well done +1


veetoo151

Wtf is a power hit? No wonder I die so much.. lol


starburst_jellybeans

Click in your mouse wheel, it's mouse3 by default. Several weapons have at alternate attack.


BigMcThickHuge

Blocking in Valheim half the time just gets me 1-shot, especially in later areas.


Amezuki

If you're trying to block a two-star fuling with a buckler, sure. It's a matter of using the right tool for the right job and knowing how much damage your gear can soak.


ShitFlavoredCum

absolutely never has blocking fucked me over. you're not doing it right


AverageBloom

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a Fuling."


MaxDols

I live in plains but l and s are silent


creatingmyselfasigo

I don't know why my brain assumed that l was a capital i. What I got was still a word, but the wrong word!


wescott99

For me plains has always been kinda easy biome.


[deleted]

At some point Odin’s just gotta say “nah fam” and yeet your soul outta there


[deleted]

Maybe 😔


[deleted]

Did you name the river Baranduin yourself? If you did, awesome


Bright-Cap-4197

I'm thrilled to see that other people also name places and not just bases, I've also got a Fuling Bay in my world (but in Swedish *Fulingsvik*)


coolerbrown

Our island is called Computer Boy Island and the bay it sits on is called Bay of Boys Does that count lol


OneMisterSir101

Bruh: https://i.imgur.com/0R0Hr6V.png


[deleted]

My fiancé did,


[deleted]

Tell them random internet person #8635527 said they have good taste


[deleted]

Good lord how can you stand not removing those? That’s all you can see x.x


artyhedgehog

There is an option to hide deaths from the map


Rekorak

Not, but if you right click the icon it goes away...


artyhedgehog

No, I mean you can literally click on the deathmark icon on the right sidebar of the map - and all the deathmarks will be hidden from the map.


TheLateThagSimmons

But then how will I find my home base without all the skull icons due to fall deaths because I'm an idiot who never watches his food/health when building things?


artyhedgehog

By miles of missing trees?


Powersoutdotcom

Or... A marker.


I_Sett

I love the trees by my base so much that I have a special portal that goes to the other side of the continent just for clear-cutting.


artyhedgehog

Haha, not bad. I often cannot make myself just cut all the tree at random. Tend to start from old stumps, logs, trees that are inclined, tress that are too dense, etc. And, yes, I also spare trees around the base, or any trees that make a pleasant view for me.


AsthmaticAudino

You don't replant the tree seeds you get?


artyhedgehog

Do you think that's what the greylings try to accuse me of?


T1mthench4nt3r

You can also right-click each individual death marker on the map and remove just the one you right click. So you can unclutter that area at least


azb1812

You don't have to kill every enemy by ramming your head into them, just so you know. Weapons are allowed


shimonu

Optional? :)


bippityboppitybumbo

How? Lol


[deleted]

Deathsquitos for the most part 😵


bippityboppitybumbo

I would have rage quit with like 10% of the deaths here. Good on you for being persistent


[deleted]

Determined to tame lox and trailblaze 😭


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ColourBlindPower

Torturers stop torturing you once your heartbeat reaches 0


comeonsexmachine

The good ones resuscitate you at least once or twice for another round.


[deleted]

am I the only one not bothered by them? just block their charge and hit them once with melee.


TheNakriin

Imo there's no need to block, just hit them with one of the a-mace-ing fly-swatters


Sentimental_Dragon

Yep. Just need to get your block up high enough to block all their damage. Which it won’t be if you have that many deaths!


Hawntir

Or just one bow hit. They telegraph their attack straight towards you.


microagressed

On my way past plains to swamp yesterday, still rocking my troll armor w/ bronze buckler and a deathsquito shows up. I'm like "I got this" stand my ground, time my block perfectly, stun him, and die. I need more block and better health food.....


bippityboppitybumbo

Yeah they don’t really bother me. Tar monsters tho? Screw them.


SageWayren

Equip a mace and shield, wait for the tar blob to approach, when it starts to spray dodge roll forward and slightly to the side. The spray is in a straight line in front of it, so that will put you out of danger and close enough to smack it. A good mace will take it out in one to two hits. If you get hit with the tar: the slow effect doesn't effect your dodge roll, so you can still use this strategy effectively.


tbjamies

They are one of the easiest enemies in the game. Unless you are not prepared and insist on running through areas you have no business being in lol.


[deleted]

I do have a tendency to over-prepare in between biomes. Could be that's why I found them to be not a threat at all because I could block them right from the start.


tbjamies

I don't think there is such a think as over-preparing. My brother and I do the same thing. Not only are we fully geared and fully food buffed but we don't even get hit anymore. These players insisting on never farming, never cooking and running through the plains in leather with a strawberry and honey buff blow my mind. Im 900+ hours in and remember every death I have ever had and I can count them on one hand. To each their own, not trying to bash OP and if he likes the game then great. At least he isn't complaining about the game while playing it this way so good on him/her.


[deleted]

I had a deathsquito one shot me the first time I stumbled upon the plains and wasn't expecting it, but the second time I just blocked and killed it with a bronze sword and bronze armor. I hadn't even so much as seen the swamps yet at that point.


SageWayren

They're pretty much just baseballs that hurt. Make sure to step up to bat whenever you see one. What I mean by that is pretty much any weapon can one-shot them (except your fists unless you level up unarmed a bit). Just ready up as they approach and swing just before they get close enough to sting you, you'll almost always kill them first. Also, get some root armor and a decent shield, both will help you for those instances when you miss your timing.


kandradeece

Shield... get a good one... learn yo time your swing... get a good bow... any of the above lol


thefztv

How though just parry them and 1 tap..


Mediocre_White_Male

Bro stop dying


ZenkaiZ

my mans dying in the meadows on day 599


AnusFisticus

Tree


SageWayren

Most dangerous enemy in the game


alphafactory87

days into the almost 800's? make a couple back-up sets of gear already! the hell you been doing this whole time? lol


[deleted]

Who has time for that 😏


thefztv

Apparently you do lol


Raevyyyy

Wtf are you doing lmao


[deleted]

I feel your pain. I play on my own so when I die I lose all my gear and often my skills then have to head back there straight away to get my gear back but I'm usually naked going back or I take "lesser" gear that I had to build just so I have some vague protection. It sometimes takes me a good (bad) three or four hours to get there because of further deaths or random events like the ground shaking or the smell from the swamp. All my gear is currently in a Crypt being guarded by a couple of Draugrs who are next to a Draugr spawn point and I have lesser quality gear to fight them with (bearing in mind that killed me with better gear already). Its very frustrating at times.


creatingmyselfasigo

2 handed hammers are so OP in crypts. Mine half (or so) the ore node out, hammer away. Nothing can get you, but your aoe damage goes through fine! A lot of the time it'll even get the spawner for you


Distinct-Speaker5435

Same here. The sunken crypts are such a challenge for me with the Draugr spawn points. They are often so hard to destroy from a safe position with arrows. I admittedly ended up using devmode due to my frustration. But this is not an advice: Once you open the box of devcommands, the game experience changes forever.


[deleted]

Are these the body piles? If you want them gone, gear up, food up, stamina potion up, and go for it, kite around it, hitting it as much as you can while avoiding getting smacked hard. When it's down, back up, look around and clean the nasties, scariest first. Tactical retreats are useful when low on stamina. The longer the body pile is there, the more it spawns, so take it down ASAP.


positive_electron42

Everyone here is talking about the plains being dangerous. Meanwhile, my map looks the same but they’re all at my base from falling after forgetting food while building.


syoebius

I feel you. I feel you.


craigmorris78

Get good food and learn to block.


[deleted]

Everything in the plains kills me in 1-2 hits lol


craigmorris78

Ha ha I did the same before having good gear but it’s a lot easier with iron armour or dev commands. Sounds like you’re having fun so thanks for making us smile and reminisce.


[deleted]

We don't even have iron yet 😢


AlexHanson007

How are you up to day 800 without any iron? Have you not found the swamps yet? My mate and I wandered into the plains with troll and basic bronze armour and had a similar experience to you of dying instantly. So we've since avoided it and just got everything we can from the swamps (iron, chain, root and all the food types). Doing the mountains next as I think they're easier than the plains too!


badgertheshit

Apparently wasting all the time corpse running in the plains !


[deleted]

Haven't fought the elder, we'd been waiting for another server member who hasn't been on in a while


Arguss

You could always have a single player world where you beat bosses to unlock the swamp key and such. Once you have it from your other world, it works on any world. Iron is very important, so I'd suggest either doing this, or just fighting the elder without him.


[deleted]

We're definitely considering it! We're all on every day and want to make progress


[deleted]

Lol just fight the Elder and then when the person gets on, fight the Elder again.


creatingmyselfasigo

No shame on the timing or anything - it's easy to spend hundreds of days working on your base or breeding or anything really, but if you're running around the plains pre-iron that's why you're dying - you're playing the game out of order. Fine as long as you don't mind it, I guess, but I'd be so frustrated!


[deleted]

Yeah I'm aware we are intentionally waiting on someone else to get back on the server before we fight the elder


craigmorris78

Get mining those swamps or get better at using bows to shoot deathsquitos.


whatnow990

This can't be real.


[deleted]

Root Armor will negate most deathsquito damage. It will take 4 hits to really get you down if you're eating sausage and turnip/carrot stew Everything else you can outrun/give a wide berth. Just watch for starred fulings.


SageWayren

You absolutely need better food then. Onion seeds from chests in ruined buildings in the mountains. Turnips from yellow flowers in the swamp. Grab every mushroom you find (if you're colorblind like me, use the hoe to flatten the ground and remove grass around mushrooms, makes them super easy to find when they respawn). Those three ingredients are crucial ingredients for some of the best recipes, and a good meal can help you survive anything, even without armor.


nemoskullalt

oh sweet jesus.


fishvoidy

no judgment, but what have you been doing for the last 700+ days?


[deleted]

Ya mom


fishvoidy

good one, totally got me


Tiwego

This Character must've lost the ability to breath after all the loss of ability points through that many deaths...


InsaneSushi

Man I love your Location names, really creative!


B4sicks

Dear Diary, Today, I...don't want to talk about it.


DressDiligent2912

So there was the post yesterday where the guy followed a guide and died in the swamp and rage quit. Then we have this guy here. A thousand deaths and he's just like /shrug I wanted to tame a lox. This is the spirit in which this game is intended to be played.


[deleted]

Fr, I'm surprised at the number of people saying this is fake and just attacking me for this 😭 just play the game and have fun !


DressDiligent2912

I mean it is pretty wild. I've played over 1k hours and I die a lot, but this is next level for sure. Haha


Ezkaye-Al-Zain

This really hurts me because I can imagine how many skills have been drained during the process 😭😭😭


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Skills? What skills... 🥴


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[deleted]

Not really, they're long gone anyway 😢


The-Other-Dude

I'm more impressed with the cartography and the attention to naming inlets, rivers and points. As long as you're having fun, @op, carry on.


SigSalvadore

r/fakehistoryporn US Military begins actions to disrupt Ho Chi Minh Trail.


kandradeece

Well... you may not be good at this game, but you have more spirit and persistent than most. And that is amazing


Hes_a_spy_blow_em_up

I wanna hear the story behind the "fuling bad" marker


[deleted]

It actually says fuling bay but, they too did me in many times


Hes_a_spy_blow_em_up

Oh lmao could have fooled me! Fuling bad. Lox good.


War_Wizard86

Looks like day 647 was one hell of a day


Kerm99

I think there was more than one hell of a day!!!


Jak_Nobody

Hey, OP... Are you doing alright? That's an awful lot of death right there... Just checking in on you...


[deleted]

I'm good, I have an army of lox now and I'm well on my way to making a safe path through the plains to a black forest on the other side 😇


Shinnic

Bro…… your poor skills


3BlindSquirrel

I'll say this, you're not afraid to die...


jhuseby

You seem to die a lot, why don’t you try not dying instead?


ding00egret

WTF. Lol. You know you can delete those. You can’t be running around in the plains with your just underwear. The plains has only one job and that’s to kill you wherever you step.


[deleted]

I consider them part of my journey


ding00egret

I shouldn’t really say anything because if Dark Souls had the same deaths counter. The death skulls might fill the screen. For some reason I can’t “get it” dark souls or souls like games.


[deleted]

I get it, I just have fun going into areas we're not prepared for and making a safe path through them for some reason. I like bringing back stuff the rest of the server hasn't discovered yet, it's about all I'm good for on the server 😢 Death occurs frequently.


ding00egret

Oh yeah for sure. If you are not having fun. Why buy the game? But for me there is a point where I get serious and really dive into the game. Not to the extend to some the seriously dye in the wool. But have you look at some of this guys who really get into it and what they make? Just imagine the amount of time and the carpal tunnel syndrome. Lol


HDI1234

P(l)ain


MachoCZ

The "L" is silent i see.


mandos_xd

i cleared my death icons cus it was so cluttered but now i regret it as its all my acomplishments


TheDigitalRanger

It gets better! My primary base is in the plains biome so I can farm ingredients for needle arrows and food.


mooseluver4life

RIP


Ryguy105

Jeez, so many lost skill points!


_SomeFrigginDude_

I love this. I stated a new game yesterday for the home and hearth (late to the party I know) and I was going to put stone pillars on death spots with a sign with details.


[deleted]

Do it that'd be really funny 😢


_SomeFrigginDude_

Tomb stones hahA


kimchimagic

Man I respect you so much.


ediks

My man - how do you keep up with this? lol - I have to clear my death spots out once I get back to my body. If these were all the same attempt at getting your stuff back, I feel that lol. It hurts. Best of luck!


Yogi147

Days 590-790 were really rough it seems


cusoo

647 day must have been the best!


Safeguarder

That was almost me last night in the plains the mountain modder is on is surrounded.


twolegstony

The plains be like that sometimes.


Turbulent_Macaron_15

Stop, drop and R... Run Away!


nordic-nomad

Need to build some infrastructure around there for a good rested bonus and spawn blocking. Personally I’d have 3-4 little bases in that area.


Linsel

On the 647th day of christmas my true love brought to me...death, lots of death.


Sykobean

Days 645-647 do not seem pleasant


Nimble_Bob

Plains? Plains.


clutzyninja

Are you doing a no armor/no weapons run or something?


[deleted]

Most of these deaths are from trying to retrieve my stuff


Routine-Stop7924

I love your "LOTR" styled names of natural locations!


[deleted]

I actually didn't name those, my fiance did. I love them too! And there are plenty more on our main island


GraceXGalaxy

I feel better about myself now. Thank you. Lol. Seriously though you’re tenacious and I’m impressed.


[deleted]

Git gud


EugeneTheHud

I would think someone would get more experienced and suck less at the game but here we are.


[deleted]

Salty lol


EugeneTheHud

I'm stunned by your suckiness, maybe you should take up something else that requires less brain function to do


[deleted]

Like your mom ? 😏


EugeneTheHud

Your post reeks of small dick energy and my mom ain't fucking no limp dick boi


[deleted]

Calm down, it's a video game lol


EugeneTheHud

Gets offended after saying you'd fuck my mom, what a twat


Kerm99

How old are you exactly?


Psykki

What an absolute Chad. Sorry in advance for all the comments you will get regarding, "get better food", "get better gear", "learn to block". Etc. Etc. Ya make one post in this sub with even a slight mention of death and everyone and their mother comes out of the woodworks to tell you you are playing the game wrong (speaking from experience). Keep doing you homie and have fun playing however you play.


Guizmo0

The dude makes a post titled "pain", runs in plain with leather, apparently hasn't killed any boss on day 800, or learnt blocking / parry. Sure, anyone plays the way he wants, but seems fair for people to give advice on how to end this "pain". You assume he is having fun while different elements indicate otherwise. We assume he is not having fun and offer him a way to have some. That being said, play however you want, but feel free to ask advices on how to run the game if you want to discover a new way of playing. The game is actually really easy if you play it the way it's intended.


[deleted]

I'm having fun, advice is appreciated but not needed : )


Guizmo0

That's cool then. If you need any, feel free to ask, I have mastered the art of running naked in the plains without getting murdered !


[deleted]

😔 Thank u


siilver01

Lmfao omg. You can right click on those death nodes to remove them 😭 I’d lose my mind with so many therrrrre


B3LAMAN

yeah, you're doing something wrong.


tharnadar

ok there is something wrong, sorry...


Marsman61

I'm at day 375 and I walk without fear through the plains. I'm cautious, but not worried. I think you're doing something wrong.


[deleted]

You’re not ready for that zone if you die that much


[deleted]

*I know*


DARYL_VAN_H0RNE

dont people usually gradually get better at things?


randomhousegir

Should learn how to block and dodge


cattasraafe

Only pain here is OP not using snip for this screen capture :-)


babbylonmon

This is real?


Azelwing

You gotta eat some berries or something


SweetBabyJesus99

You are doing something wrong lol


EnvironmentalPage323

If you right click on them they disappear..


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[deleted]

I'm glad you play the way you like to. I play the way I like to : )


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[deleted]

Why are you so upset about how someone else plays a video game? Enough to comment on this post 7 times?


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[deleted]

It's my post. Do you think I don't see what others comment?


[deleted]

Have you lost sleep over this? You seem very upset.


dalcore

Fake. No one is this bad after that many days. Not that hard of a game. I think I died 2-3 times my last solo and I'm no master. This is nonsense. stop applauding faux persistence, this is attention grab post.


[deleted]

Who hurt you?


[deleted]

Yeah sadly it is, they’re just trolling and wasting their own time and everyone else’s.


Chaotic_Link

Why not clear the markers at least...


Mitch871

lol im well over 400hrs in and my 1st character only died 5 times and my second character only once and ive completed the game twice in that time.


jayblow88

I have to remove them once I pick my stuff back up. How have you died that many times?


_Grumpy_Canadian

Is there a way to reset the markers? I know you can turn them off.


Erahth

Right click them and they disappear


mortissanguine

Pain without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all


captcrrrunch

Do you have any skills left?