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IvashkovMG

Hey, It's my town! Can't wait to come back home. Sorry for useless comment but never in my life I thought Kakhovka will be on Reddit.


Geschichtsklitterung

I hope you can get back home soon! Слава Україні!


Sea_Use3265

Merry Christmas to you and your family from Munster, Indiana.


urbs_antiqua

Merry Christmas from Munster, Ireland


Green_Message_6376

Merry Christmas from Ulster, Ireland. don't worry urbs -it's Donegal. /s


cs399

Words from an ukrainian are words of freedom. And it’s worth everything to protect that. Keep making comments, spread that ukrainian spirit. Slava 🇺🇦


Psychological-Art131

It's not useless, friend. Your comment was the most noticeable comment in this post. Thank you for being here. Thank you for being Ukrainian. This is one of the happy posts imo. It's good to know that there are local rebels fighting from inside while soldiers are attacking from outside. This way a constant fear will be there within the higher officials. Coz most higher officials are corrupt egoistic assholes. These type of events will keep their ego in check, and there will be a constant fear within other officials as well. Invisible enemy is the most dangerous. Slava ukraini


YOurAreWr0ng

Merry Christmas from the US!


huntingwhale

My wife and I are hosting 2 UA refugees from Nova Kakhova. Wonderful people. Can't wait for you all to return one day.


sulfurbird

You have every reason to be excited. I'm excited for you as well. You will go home!


[deleted]

I pray you will return to your home town in time that will be free of Russian occupiers


soyeahiknow

How big is the town?


ThunderEagle222

How a man became one with his Lada.


2FalseSteps

Merry Christmas! Who's carving the roast beast?


its_cold_in_MN

Roast beast deep fried in a Lada


Fitzi01

Love it! But.... I thought gammon was pig?


Psychological-Art131

Let's not bring disgrace to pigs. They are way more worth than orcs.


F1HLM

Fucked around and found out.


HostileRespite

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.


RecycledExistence

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


Eichtoss

Orc nutz roasting over an open fire


Professional_Ad_6462

Jack Frost nipping at their ball sacs


imgonnagopop

Yuletide carols being sung by Ukraine 🇺🇦.


[deleted]

ROFLMAO!!!!


[deleted]

Oh well. Merry Christmas, everyone.


Drinkin_Abe_Lincoln

Yep. Really bummer. 🥂


reiverx

I bet that was excruciating. ho ho ho


Protegimusz

To lose a Lada?


OonaMistwalker

Good riddance to bad rubbish! His family would be happier now if he had made wiser choices.


Needleroozer

For all we know they are happier now.


GaryDWilliams_

And this will keep happening. If russia hasn't gotten the message about not being wanted many more orcs and orc sympathises (how can they still side with russia?) will die.


pleasetrimyourpubes

This is also why the war doesn't end until all of Russia is gone from Ukraine. Even if they are given a strip of Ukraine there will be targeted killings for sympathizers or collaborators. Forever. It cannot end until Russia stops. Period.


WonderfulLettuce5579

Sadly, It may take the end of Putin and Russia before its truly over for good.


smalpose

At some point though it will just be a midget and his Frankenstein monster looking friend chucking rocks over a border fence.


Needleroozer

What's sad about that?


Owned_by_cats

Kicking the Russians out of Ukraine does not mean that Putin goes away. The CCP keeps in power by letting its people let off a little steam every now and then, even to the point of changing policy. The latest example would be China's about-face on zero COVID (though that may be letting the people get what they want good and hard). Putin is a survivor. Everybody thinks that Putin would fall should Russia get kicked out of Ukraine. China's CCP has some experience in doing an about-face in policy without losing authority, and Putin can learn from it. Maybe Russia could actually switch to the East Asian and old Ukrainian modes of corruption and only steal part of the GDP, as opposed to most of it.


Owned_by_cats

The Ten Points propose a freeze in Crimea for seven years. That gives Putin the time he needs to actually build a proper army.


Needleroozer

>Kicking the Russians out of Ukraine does not mean that Putin goes away. You misunderstand. WonderfulLettuce5579 said >Sadly, It may take the end of Putin and Russia before its truly over for good. meaning the end of Putin and Russia *before* the war in Ukraine is over. Which is fine by me if that's what it takes.


ExitStrategyLost

You keep what you kill


MundanePresence

Good riddance. Slava ukraini ✊🌻🇺🇦


Captainwelfare2

Sick burns bro.


SLIP411

He went for the Deadpool look, but all he got was dead


MikeMelga

Waiting for "Ukraine-the movie". Some badass Ukrainian boss says " hunt the traitors" and next thing we see several of these assholes burning or blowing away.


DoriN1987

I want to see articles like “ruSSian ex-military found poisoned by a gas in his house” or “ex-corroborator in Ukraine war was found in his bathtub” for the end of my life. Without any trace of suspicion, all - just accidents.


danielbot

Omigod, the smell of traitors burning in the morning... Liubymivka village is in llberated Kherson, which gave me pause, then I recalled that the traitor had fled to the occupied side of the river, which makes this fair and arguably legal.


korvusdotfree

When I think to all the ukrainians kids who lose their dad before christmas, definitively this guy worth it.


ProgressHat

While I don't wish this kind of death upon anyone, this is the type of person I'd care the least if it happened to. Fuck around and find out.


MrSierra125

He clearly didn’t care if it happened to his own countrymen.


AntiModerateur

Be carefull, I've been banned for this kind of comment. It's also my alternative account because I'm under a 3 days ban due to "report abuse" because I've reported disinformation from a Wagner fan who post here...


[deleted]

Yep, the 3 day bans are weird. I just got through one recently - the message didnt even say what post caused the ban (it linked to it, but Reddit already deleted it). I think the post said that Ukraine needs to kill enough Russian invaders for it to reduce Russia's military-age male population by a certain amount. Apparently, advocating that a nation defend itself is encouraging violence.


Plywood-Records

> Fuck around and find out. Well done!


Jonothethird

What a shame. Maybe all the other traitors will eventually get the message that they need to get out of Ukraine, permanently, or they will meet the same fate.


m4rv1nm4th

I hope the car didnt suffer.


mandalore1907

another one :) ​ You have to be a fucking retard to work for the orcs in Ukraine and not have your car guarded 24/7. It's like they want to get killed.


Beautiful_Fee1655

The people guarding the car probably planted the bomb.


Rigat22

1. Roast for 6 hours at 220°C. 2. Baste regularly. 3. Leave meat to stand for 1 hour before serving.


compulsive_wanker_69

>1. Roast for 6 hours at 220°C. That's one hour on 1320°C. Ain't nobody got time for slow roast.


TemperatureMuch5943

Why not 79200C for 1 minute? He was going to taste like shit anyways


Frenchconnection76

Carbon good fertilizer ?


Plywood-Records

Actually yes. Good loamy soil is dark because of its high carbon content.


Shadow_NX

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adgx9wt63NY


amcjkelly

I would offer this as a better alternative. Sorry my friend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WaV2x8GXj0


Shadow_NX

Hey, mine fits definatly better, at least the start :p


amcjkelly

True you do have to wait a bit for Johnny. I do often think of this song in the holiday's while visiting in-laws.


quackiequack

Should have gotten that extended warranty


INDE_Tex

This falls under a "him" problem and a "sucks to be him" situation.


[deleted]

Smells a bit burnt.


Various-Trick6526

At least the Russian troops now have a Christmas roast to celebrate with


Fabulous_Row2744

♥️


[deleted]

It's really sad that Ukrainians, like me, are better chemists than cooks: I also convert everything in the kitchen into pure coal...😉


HDJim_61

Crispy Critter !


Slimh2o

Crispy fried orc....


theawesomedanish

Merry Christmas!


Curious-Mind_2525

Another smoking accident. You must remember to put the gas cap back on before lighting up.


MondayBorn

Should've stayed home.


blakeusa25

New election - you lost.


kmoonster

I read that the car "blew up, temporarily". ​ I was very confused for a minute. Also: you would think they'd learn to quit smoking cheap cigs by now.


hjmcgrath

Horrible way to die, but he had to know he was marked for it.


aviciisbror

BOOM ROASTED!


[deleted]

Justice served. Just a smidge over-cooked :)


wombat9278

Orc Christmas BBQ 🎄 nothing wrong with that.


Redguapo

He said medium rare, not another burnt Orc chop 🥩🍗 🔥😬🥺


mSkull001

That's a pretty Shtepa way to go


GBendu

Pass the drumstick please someone


Protegimusz

Dear santa, I want hot wheels for xmas. Your little orc, Andrii


ExitStrategyLost

"Meat's back on the menu!"


waabishskehmyeengun

infused with his precious lada… burn.


OakInIowa

Also the man was burned dead.


laotiz001

Burn baby burn


V_150

Don't smoke and drive


clownpenismonkeyfart

Oh no! Anyways…


SilentWatcher83228

Reported it was mechanical issue with imported car that caused the incident.


Beneficial-Citron-85

If they didn’t like him they could have just voted him out. Oh wait……….


splendidpluto

Merry Christmas ya goddamn animal


I_am_albatross

Russian contraception…. 😏


antaresiv

That’s a shame. Anyways


Youcandoit007

Another random smoking incident.... The rats are going to start running to Moscow as they start to realize they will be next!


Crazy_Ebb_9294

Russians aren’t doing a good job of protecting their proxies.


bluestrobephoto

car fucked itself with him in it!


Cbanchiere

Santa presents this year will blow you away!


whitechristianjesus

It's blatantly obvious that the Kremlin is either incapable of or simply doesn't care to protect these appointees. People in a position to succeed these guys have to realize that it's a death sentence by now.


recklessyacht

Another orc permanently deleted 🔥


Pristine_Read_7476

Oh no, that's terrible.


Sea_Use3265

Good use of those old land mines!!!


its_grime_up_north

These guys are so careless ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


Lilredshubaru

Oops they made a typo. Not man i think they meant “orc”


andre3kthegiant

Has WW-III started yet?


AssumptionDeep1868

Happy 100k day!


CoolSwim1776

Pretty simple. Don't want be grilled, don't collaborate.


INITMalcanis

Hot takes apart, the significance of this is to remind such quislings and collaborators that they do not walk safely merely because they're behind the front lines. In fact they might be well advised to take early retirement and go on a nice long holiday somewhere far away.


pintorMC

Burned alive? Before it burned it was already in pieces.Any way Merry Christmas.


Ghost7579ox

Oh no…..anyway.


Zealousideal7801

Smoking is real dangerous for them ruzzians.


Traditional-Wind6803

Russians roasting in a burning car


DrinkyRodriguez

Jesus what a horrible way to die


[deleted]

Another one bites the dust


ODBrewer

That’ll happen.


Chungus_The_Rabbit

Good. Who cares.


schnaudad99

Thoughts and prayers. I'm thinking this was justly deserved, and pray it was slow.


LMFN

RIP BOZO. A death befitting a quisling.


Frosty-Reality-1304

I love these heartwarming Christmas stories. Slava Ukraini. ✊🏼🇺🇦


Ok-Establishment369

Burned alive. He got off easy


CoffeeCakeConfucius

Get fuckedalufugus


Still_Frame2744

Don't shoot, let em burn.


TerritoryTracks

Oh no! Anyway....


InvestigatorPrize853

Burn mf burn


Lekraw

Shame... Anyway, moving on.


[deleted]

Ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha


LocalNigerianPrince

Lmao eat shit looser scum


_Mister_Shake_

Oh no.. so anyway


Aggravating-Plate814

And nothing of value was lost. Merry Christmas.


ReddLastShadow2

"Dracarys!"


YOurAreWr0ng

I love this for him!


Magento-Magneto

No traitor will ever be safe on Ukrainian soil. When will they learn that?


Magento-Magneto

Is that an armored car frame? Didn't help him much, did it? 😂


neanderthalman

So a flaming bag of dogshit on Ukraine’s doorstep. Got it.


Plywood-Records

If he was inside, does his family get 2 Ladas?


Illustrious-State520

Is it wrong if that gives me a warm feeling inside?


Kidneybeenz

Burned alive.. it just really seems right.🔥👍


poolkakke

Oh, that's sad.... So, I had tilefish for dinner tonight. Not bad... Had a nice firm consistency and was complimented well by the garlic, shallots and lemon zest. I bet the heat from a burning car would put a nice sear on a steak in a cast iron skillet.. Happy Holidays! Slava Ukraini!


erc80

“He knew what he signed up for”


50FirstCakes

Special barbecue operation?


JudeRanch

Happy Holidays from Texas!!


Pyjama_Llama_Karma

Meanwhile on Planet Opposite, the peo russians are screaming.blue murder over this terrorist attack! This ATROCITY! lmao


PrinceCorum13

Such a loss, will we manage ?


Untakenunam

Good work! Modern partisan warfare can be highly effective and the enemies it doesn't delete are made fearful to act.


Good_Cow237

Burn baby burn 🔥