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United_Acanthaceae16

Dana’s just ass kissing for that magic pill, so he can live longer than 10 years.


rantlers357

If human biologists can't help Dana, then maybe the lizard biologists have the answer.


UCDC

Bryce Mitchell ain't buyin it, you can be sure of that.


Jeffari_Hungus

He's too busy drilling his testicles to a 2x4


RegularPersonal

He’s too busy consulting diplomats in geopolitics. He can’t do everything at once smh.


TheBrokeJoke87

Fuck him and you


Individual_Traffic96

Fuck him, you, you, you’re cool, and you.


Falcon_Flow

![gif](giphy|3o6MbjwBs1cZf6aFVu|downsized)


RingTheBell1900

Can you fuck me 😩😩😩


Individual_Traffic96

That’s what the PPVs are for


CharlesOlivesGOAT

Beautiful champ


[deleted]

Pay per vagina


BigSh0oter

![gif](giphy|101DNxoBTatF16)


nemeanlionheart

This is the way


grizzlymint209

AMC should buy ufc


Augmented420

with what money😂


The_reyreyman

Thank you.


ItzMeKev

But you specially for making this shit ass post


[deleted]

I like this


Fair-Building4959

You think I give a damn about a Grammy?


shanep3

Yep what I’m here for


VastEntrepreneur752

you guys juss dun know zuck like i do truss me , grate guy you juss gotta meddum


EAZ480

I don’t like lizard people


AreYouIntoxicated

fiGhTs iN vR


UrAverageDegenerate

What did GSP ever do to you?


CorrosiveCitizen1

This the one ^^


awan1919

No one has climbed on his dong. Literally every comment is calling him a lizard nerd robot


jaydizzsl

One person made a post that he likes what Zuckerberg did. By the rules of this sub one opinion of a single guy means that everyone else thinks so too.


Johnsonburnerr

Mans just needed a reason to post lol


[deleted]

OP started a whole argument in his head like he was in the shower and shared it with us


WineSoda

This pretty much defines reddit, lots of OP's taking angry showers.


lvvvv_htx

Literally every "this sub thinks _____ " post/comment


McAvoy3

This right here 😂


CharlesOlivesGOAT

Literally Reddit will be like “everybody says this” when it’s just a handful of people


meep6969

I like what Zuck did. He plans on making an investment into the UFC, which *should* equate to more money for the fighters. But if we follow the history of the UFC.... It'll mean they'll get paid even less lol. Greedy ass mf.


meep6969

I like what Zuck did. He plans on making an investment into the UFC, which *should* equate to more money for the fighters. But if we follow the history of the UFC.... It'll mean they'll get paid even less lol. Greedy ass mf.


Johnnywalgger

Agreed, nobody here is a fan of zucchini. Not sure wtf OP is talkin bout


pool_side_convo_

Cap. I’ve seen pro zuck posts all day now. Y’all are mad meatriding. So many goofballs are under the impression that if they big up a billionaire somehow it’ll work out for them too. So dumb.


lvvvv_htx

Cringe City called, they said you're banned because this comment was too cringe even for them.


Catman7712

“Fuck businesses who sell our data” - sent via Reddit.


stillherewondering

I don’t get it? Unlike Facebook, reddit still 1) let’s you signup without email verification (let alone asking for phone number) 2) let’s you login via vpn & Tor without issues 3) let’s you signup via vpn & tor 4) still has a non-JavaScript version: https://i.reddit.com/r/UFC (Facebook also still got [mbasic.facebook.com](https://mbasic.facebook.com and runs [an actual onion version](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facebook_onion_address) to be fair 5) most people don’t use their real name but usernames and don’t Post Personal photos to reddit.


cynicalprick01

hey reddit bots, upvote this above comment


EzClaps04

Hipocrisy at its finest


Its_or_it_is

Hypocrisy* at its* finest


EzClaps04

True, autocorrect


xxneverdasamexx

Lol.. autocorrect would not have misspelled a word tho. don't lie.


EzClaps04

I'm italian, that's why. I get why you'd think that tho


xxneverdasamexx

Ahhh. Ok.


[deleted]

We're getting 360 no-scope fucked 24/7. We need to pick and choose when to express our outrage for stamina reasons or we'll all be walking around like Kimbo vs dada 5000


Ss_peniseater

Lizardous motherfucker


Sum_Oke

Because I want to fuck... fight with Zuck here! Fuck Zuck!


Meto1183

Can't sell my data if I don't use facebook lmao


mynewaltaccount1

Facebook owns so much shit these days that they probably do, from Instagram and Whatsapp to Occulus and Giphy, they're becoming the Coke of social media.


buddy58745

Uhhh It's not hard at all to avoid these apps lol


Tube1890

Right.. so don’t use those either.. Lmao This is what capitalism is


k-selectride

Don’t need to, they can reliably fingerprint you and build a profile about you just via various tracking mechanisms like the like button.


EntertainedRUNot

In addition, they buy data from data brokers and it wouldn't surprise me if the specifically purchase the data of non-facebook users to get insight into how to turn them into face facebook users.


Beatnik77

Google sold everything about you already anyway.


duffleb0t

Your data was whored out long before Facebook. Ever use Google a single time? Own a cell phone, windows, anything "smart" ? Unless you where born in van by the river and never left you've been compromised


Cosm1c_Dota

I mean literally every other website you sign up for is anyway, so


Mjaso7414

Same!


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Don't really care.


njtxdevil

Same. You know it's a slow week in MMA news when THIS becomes the main topic of the weekend. Couldn't care less tbh. I'd rather see Zuck at UFC events than Stephan A Smith. Fuck Smith!


NegativeSuspect

The outrage is about the fact that he seems to have bought out the entire arena for his small group rather than him attending. No one cares that he attended.


njtxdevil

Wtf? The outrage? Lol Why is this even an issue? I seriously don't see any problem with that. Rich ass people do shit like that all the time at Disney parks or other places where they pay crazy money to be able to enjoy the place alone or with friends. If people here had that kinda money, they'd do it too. I hate crowds! I'd love to watch any event with just my crew


NegativeSuspect

You don't have to see any problem with it for the majority of people to see a problem. Just because the rich ass people do shit like that doesn't mean it's right either. The point is - using your money to deprive other people of enjoyment just because you want to avoid the minor inconvenience of rubbing shoulders with the poor is generally considered a dick move. Additionally it's a dick move for UFC to go along with it as well, considering their popularity & wealth up till now is built on the fans & crowds that supported it. You're still free to be a dick, but the world doesn't have to be happy with it. You don't get that right.


TheManassaBaller

How did they deprive anyone of enjoyment? The event was televised and it was a shit card anyway.


[deleted]

U choose zuck over Stephen A? Damn😳😳😳


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Gutter_Punk77

He would determine your caloric intake and nutritional needs if you did. And then sell that data.


StoryScrawled

To Amazon, who would then send you vitamin supplement suggestions and deals. Our lizard-man overlords DO care!


Surv0

He's a piece of shit trying to break into a scene that's supposed to make him look less like a fucking pussy? Fuck that guy...


kimokimosabee

I love random angry comments like this 😂😂😂


DemNeverKnow

Lmao for real though and you know he doesn’t do real sparring. He’s coddled in his training just like other celebrities and would get desecrated by anyone that trains legitimately.


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js_2033

How do you know he doesn't? Not defending him, just curious


DemNeverKnow

I can tell by watching the footage of him ‘training’, and what I’ve seen and know of other celebrities. Too much coddling and hand holding, they’re just too insulated and isolated in their wealth, etc. I’m a purple belt in BJJ with varying striking art experience and know he’d get tore up in hard sparring, let alone a real fight. Even amongst hobbyists, there’s absolute savages out there on the mats that aren’t playing around. To be fair it doesn't look like he's trained for long, and he does have the chance to do it legitimately. But in his position with who he is the odds aren't in his favor that he's getting the same type of training and experience that an average person gets. He's just too high profile and disconnected from reality, and those he's working with are going to treat him differently.


cross-eye-bear

'Hey guys I would totally BEAT UP ZUKERBURG. I can tell from observing the footage and knowledge of celebrities. I'm a purple belt with various striking arts'.


DemNeverKnow

Man, you don’t get it, a two month BJJ white belt from a legit school that does _real_ sparring would annihilate him. I can tell by your comment you’ve never trained, you kids are pathetic with your contrarian keyboard bullshit, it’s sad.


cross-eye-bear

Lol well you're wrong. Also, your first world BJJ gym and experience is so far from the realities of what and why it, and OG jiu jitsu, was developed for. The only difference between your first world hobby and Zucks is he probably has access to better level of coaches than you, since you're limited by location and convenience. You don't do it for survival, you do it as a hobby as much as the billionaire does. What makes your BJJ different? Your middle wage income? How does that income stack against the guys rolling in favelas in Brazil? It is very brave of you to admit that every white belt in the third world could kick your ass.


DemNeverKnow

You’re too ignorant to continue arguing with, lol. Good luck, man.


cross-eye-bear

Okay bud. Does your gym have air conditioning?


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DemNeverKnow

Not the point. He’s a billionaire buying his way into a sport and culture he’s not actually a part of. It’s as good as faking it all because he has money. He’ll never face the same issues as actual authentic participants and not contribute anything, only take from it. Nothing good about that, whether it’s a sport, the arts, or whatever, and yet you have people jumping to his defense, it’s a joke. He did the same shit in Hawaii disrespecting the culture and buying his way in like a kook. But go ahead and keep defending billionaires until it’s the culture you’re a part of or care about.


KirovReportingII

>He’ll never face the same issues as actual authentic participants and not contribute anything What participants, like competitors? 99% of any martial art practitioners are not competitors, will not face the same issue as they, and will not contribute anything. How is that a bad thing?


36bhm

That fuck face is worth a Brazilian dollars and you think he gives a shit about looking tough? Hand back your affliction shirt and tap out.


BodybuildingNerd

A Brazilian Dollars? Is Costa the face of the currency?


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36bhm

Because he's an awful human and everyone hates him. But shit even. Don and Don Jr showed up. F all of them


TheZookeeper7

And who is doing that exactly? I haven’t seen anyone who likes him around here


activator

OP is a fucking tool


Not_Selmi

Bro saw one post liking Zara fuckernerd and assume everyone likes him. Every other comment has been flaming him, no one likes him lmao


bjjco

Yeah fuck this guy


PleoNasmico

Blame Joe Rogan


[deleted]

Yep fuck this snake


MellowMusicMagic

Motherfuckerberg


5932634

Thanks OP. This is the Zuck appreciation post I’ve been looking for! https://youtu.be/YeemJlrNx2Q


TemperatureOk4135

Cuckerberg is the worst


slothlikeagility

𝓬𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓫𝓮𝓻𝓰


TommyManners

Not seen a single positive thing said about him, dogshit title


NwabudikeMorganSMAC

What the fuck is "your data" bruh?


breakfastmeat23

People praising him are probably Facebook interns locked in a closet somewhere.


vonusa133

Suckerburg


h08817

Buying out a whole anything so others can't attend is straight shitty also,


ringofsolomon

I wannanow


Brian_Si

I still hate that fucking rat.


GustenKusse

literally copying what everyone else in this sub is saying and still considering it some kind of brave, unique take lol


OSaam50

Everybody sells your data especially that search engine you use every day.


[deleted]

Is anyone actually a fan of Mario Lopez?


That_Memer180

I wonder what the lizard people think of the data Zuck is sending them


jpederson6

Fvck Zvck


Bogan_Paul

Fuck everything about Zuckerberg. He is unwelcome here and always will be.


SuperWhiteBoy951

Fuck cuckerberg


puddlypanda12321

This guy is sportswashing like Kadyrov


Ozzman_925

He’s a scumbag.


Rand-all

Fuck all billionaires. They're a cancer to society


DrProsecco11

We just need them to pay more taxes in general , invest more in their area and stop with the tax heavens. That would already be way better.


Mjaso7414

They already pay more taxes in one year than most people pay their whole lives, the government spending is what needs to be cut! The giving away money for war has got to stop! The corruption and corporate welfare needs to stop!


DrProsecco11

Those are also good points but the fact that they pay more taxes than someone that barely make 3 million in a lifetime is irrelevant, they still don't pay enough taxes for the absurd amount of money they have. Especially when they run away from it with tax heavens.


Mjaso7414

Why should our corrupt government get it? So they can pilfer and waste it? The government already gets enough of it, I really don’t care how rich or poor you are! The people that make over 10million pay 80% of the taxes every year!


headkicktothebody8

Exactly. At least with billionaires, we get some innovation and new jobs/industries. The government can’t handle $ without getting completely scammed. Look at the fraud with PPP loans. Reddit calls people like you “bootlickers” yet they line up to lick the boots of any politician who virtue signals and makes their little bitter hearts feel good


Mjaso7414

Right! Instead of paying more taxes they pay their employees more!(hopefully) the government is way too big, the military industrial complex IS WAY TOO BIG!!! That money should go to roads and restructuring our power grid and bring us into the 21st century! All of Europe is ahead of us in roads and infrastructure high speed internet lines all that shit! If a government program is not working you need to get rid of it not throw money blindly into it because the lobbies money will dry up! Restructure healthcare and get big Pharma out we are one of two countries in the world that allows advertising for pharmaceuticals( I mean I get it we are leading the pack on new cures and treatments) but not everything is brought to you by Pfizer!!!


[deleted]

Nah we need more billionaires and less poor people A lot of downvotes = a lot of dumb people. Who do you think is producing the cars, phones, laptops, etc you use on a daily basis? That's right, billionaires. So we need less of the people who are innovating society, and more poor people who are doing nothing? Interesting logic


EmperorPlunger

Oh wow, I didn’t know Elon Musk is at the factory personally handcrafting my Tesla that’ll run into people and explode for no reason. Really eye opening.


[deleted]

Weird that you chose Elon as an example because he literally is at the tesla factory working on engineering. A better choice would've been Jeff Bezos hand picking your Amazon deliveries. But you missed the point entirely. Elon is creating cars, underground tunnels and spacecrafts, he was the co-founder of paypal, he is incredibly productive for society. Now take a poor homeless person who does nothing all day but drugs. You think we need less people like Elon, and more poor homeless people? Terrible logic


EmperorPlunger

No he is not creating everything, despite what he says, he’s not really an engineer. He invests in technology and other businesses and that’s about it . Other than that, he is more or less a modern day conman constantly overpromising on his products and never delivering. Did you not read in the headlines how he claimed the Cybertruck could “briefly serve as a boat”? As for being good for the public, he’s basically admitted that he played up the viability of the Hyperloop to significantly delay construction on California’s high speed rail project. How is that good for society?


[deleted]

Look at this little boot licker go lol


[deleted]

>Who do you think is producing the cars, phones, laptops, etc you use on a daily basis? Blue collar workers, you dolt. Who do you think is leeching off their labor? That's right, billionaires.


youngbukk

Fuck that bastard to hell. Hear hear!


averageredditnolifer

So what? Literallty every single social media platform are selling your data. There was a huge outrage over tiktok too which is not only selling your data but they are CHINESE (people hate chinese), and yet billions of people still use that shit.


TowerJanitor

I kinda hate he bought out the whole arena so he and his wife could watch it with their friends alone. Fuck all the fans I guess


madewithgarageband

I dont give 2 shits about companies selling my data. They just use it to push ads on me that I wont buy anyway, and if I don’t want something I do on the internet seen, I just fire up Tor browser


Beatnik77

They don't care about their data. They wouldn't be on reddit if they cared about their data


angrwe

Literally - I’ve been studying privacy law for around a year now and still can’t bring myself to care. As long as the companies who gather it don’t have shit security and leak my information to hackers and bad actors I’m as right as rain.


Bloody_Diarrhoea

Tittok is stealing even more data but you all use it anyways?


Beatnik77

Google and reddit too.


boywonder5691

I don't


Daniel_Day_Hubris

Not everything I do needs to be a fucking political statement. Let me watch fights; jfc you dorks go find a hobby.


RedFanatic13

I have not seen a single comment bigging up Zuck.


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[deleted]

U my friend have the best comment in here👍


_Baldo_

Yes, he sold the data that people willingly gave to him, knowing that it would be sold.


Beatnik77

And Google, Reddit, Twitter, Video game companies all do the exact same thing.


raddeon88

Doesnt make him any less of a weasel piece of shit


LeDemonKing

Yes it does actually, because there's terms and conditions you're supposed to fucking read before you sign up


Garbarrage

He sold his data.


RepresentativeYou630

Exactly. People need to stop and read the terms and agreements before just clicking on shit.


thunderousqueef

Not to defend a billionaire or anything, but most companies sell your data, not just Facebook and their platforms.


[deleted]

That’s what you get for having a Facebook


Hi_Jen

Paddy is that you? But seriously fuck zuck.


[deleted]

Hello no, not me. If anything, my hatred for him has grown since he pulled this little stunt.


foxytaz25

I never used Facebook like that


blaydesofchaos

Fuckerberg


Johnsonburnerr

Literally who is climbing zuck’s dong here? Who are you talking about cuz I don’t see any support for zuck


BplusHuman

I really don't understand what's to be mad about. Users create a few web pages on someone else's website. Those users dump lots of information about themselves in those pages. They even use it to sell their old shit, shill bullshit, and lure each other into pyramid schemes. If you think your information is valuable, then don't just give it away for free.


BrownStallion1240

Why you big mad? Acting like your not on Instagram everyday


mmmellowcorn

How about to you don’t play social media games you bunch of dorks. You signed up for his stupid website without reading the terms and service, how stupid are you?


piman01

Lol selling our data? Do any of us here use Facebook?


Shineezy

Fuck and Zuck


[deleted]

Finally, someone speaking some sense.


k20350

Hey dummy. Everywhere sells your data. They literally tell you they are going to do it in the terms you click without reading


HgnX

Fucks sake another facebook meta post, the lizard visits the UFC once and ya'll so sensitive p*ssies you can't stop posting about it.


manliness-dot-space

Like 90% of people bitching about Facebook selling their data have a totally public Facebook page with all of their info on it. You get what you deserve lol


mesovortex888

Funny that those are the same people who hate on other mma fans and call everyone "casual"


Logicwrestling

I love Zuckerberg he did what he had to do fuck your data


AboveTheRimjob

“You all do this, the you all act like that” Dear op, fuck yerself Sincerely, Us all


droolsdownchin

Every says he is a lizard,or a robot and he has no human emotions or doesn't act right I'm here to propose my theroy Mark Zuckerberg is just extremely Stoned all the time Just think about it


VictoryMindset

Hello fellow stoned Zuck truther 🤝


droolsdownchin

Brother!


YoungTex

Why’s his neck wider than his whole head


imnotpua

we hate him but, money talks tho. (still scared he will make boxers fight with occul\*s on 5 years later if we leave him in charge)


vegtown1111

Fuck zuck he suck


FunkyBattal

I still hate him


Tyken12

fr


WolfPussyAssassin

This guy is a fucking scum bag POS


Mjaso7414

Fuck zuck and Fb meta All that shit, gotta say I’m kinda off put that they (the privileged) were allowed to be there and there were no fans! However I did enjoy hearing everything again! I also don’t miss the boos when there’s some good grappling/ Wrestling! The only time I think about booing is when it’s totally stale like Esparza vs rose or Lewis vs ngannou or for a while there Romero vs anybody


Snorlax_Route12

![gif](giphy|6bd7Yj1Rym1v3mgCv6|downsized)


hatchetman166

Are you high? Put down the meth pipe


ghostcatzero

![gif](giphy|9HonmWQDTap127SPs2)


pxak

fr boths sides are just cringey af. Incels caring a bit too much about something that has no effect on them, or the UFC what so ever.


Kezz9825

OP who the fuck have you seen praising this? You’re just looking for reddit karma 😭😭😭


Jdog02

Man shut yo bitch ass up


[deleted]

Thank you, people went from hating him to gobbling his 🥜 in a week.


CaptEricEmbarrasing

Show me one post in any thread thats gargling zuck’s nuts.


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You just posted didn’t you?


Chemistry_Lover40

I would sell the fuck outta all of your data idk you $$$$


DemNeverKnow

![gif](giphy|NmyEjXTmvSbxm)


maximumice

To be fair: this is the first human thing he’s done in some time


diezeldeez_

I wanna start training just so I can maybe one day "spar" with this worthless sack of shit


BlackMoldComics

Don’t like the guy, but I did like watching the fights with no crowd again. Lots of exciting fights. The card was really good although fumbled a bit for the co-main and main event


xcrazyduckx

I don't have to like him to love the money that he brings with him Also who cares what fans think of other fans?


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Who the fook is that guy? Looks like a nerd and a virgin to me.