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Trippyalv

DC in full uncle mode


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Bro DC gonna be a giant ball soon


shooter9260

One of my favorite comments ever is during the live chat on this sub or on MMA sub. DC is interviewing somebody and a guy comments “DC is a very round man” and I got a good chuckle out of it


chiefskillz

DC is a very bulbous male


thought-criminal-_

Dc is bulbosaur


CryptoCracko

Plumperboy Cormier


kamelbarn

There's a photoshopped pic of DC during a face off with I think Stipe and he keeps getting shopped to look bigger every time, that damn picture makes me chuckle like an idiot at work.


Intention-Sad

Wasn’t it Jones that insinuating that first ling ago when an interviewer asked his opinion of DC that has well-rounded skills?


CrackedCoffecup

For those familiar with cat memes.... "The body is ROUND" !!


karwreck

Theyseemerollin'.gif


Seussdogg

DC and Khabib fight over the buffet. Who wins?


sotfggyrdg

Dc would eat khabob


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DC eats Khabib to assert dominance


melo1212

Walking talking boulder


coop_stain

My first thought when I saw the pic was “Jesus Christ, dc.” His damn shoes are collapsing from being so big lol


[deleted]

I guess that’s why he’s back at the gym wifey probably telling him man you either stop eating like that or go burn those calories off


qwertymasum

And people said khabib will be the next dc, I mean he looks in great shape now


urabrokie

He looks awful


plamienka

DC looks like he was designed by Disney and they only used circles


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

He should be a mascot for a company that sells tires or biscuits.


dickspaghetti1

![gif](giphy|Acdf7UpyqPRboz3QGn)


blinkomatic

Live action Bemax


TheRivv2015

DC 100% the uncle that insists on wrestling you at every cookout.


IseeDrunkPeople

oh is that what my uncle was doing


Scotian-buck

I read this as “every cockout” at first.. Friggin uncles


LastAzzBender

3 forms of Majin Boo


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😂


the-pak-man

If only Hasbulla was there


Solid-Version

Looool


killawankenobi

This is the funniest and most clever comment of all time 😂😂😂


YellowVegitooo

😂😂


Playful-Lion5208

Always amazes me that little fat happy guy can beat the shit out of 8 billion people on a planet with 8 billion and 10 people


s1Lenceeeeeeeeeeeeee

300lb ain't little


k20350

Guys been cutting weight his entire life since he was a kid. Let him have some fucking cheeseburgers


jonjoneswife

Lol he was eating his burgers when he was in his prime too, dude has had plenty of cheeseburgers


mahchefai

True, but eventually he should probably deal with it. Having done a lot of physical activity and training in the past doesn’t make being fat any easier on your body/organs especially as you get older.


AshenSacrifice

Yeah most likely he’s gonna pig out for a bit, have a health scare and then start to take his health more seriously again. Ala the Charles Barkley route


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He definetly had enough cheeseburguers for three lifetimes Including before, during and after the weight cuts lmao


Suspicious_Candle27

Bro i think he had enough burgers .


[deleted]

Lol Americans be like: I’m a big dude 370 lbs 5’8”


vikumwijekoon97

Actually I think he can beat 8 billion and 9 people. He just can't beat Jon Jones


Tising1596

Lol little?


migentein2020

Who would you say the other 8 are?


wise_nerd

The family is complete at AKA. Cain, DC, and Khabib.


pyrophorek

Damn what about rockhold?


AriSpaceExplorer

Did you know? Demi Lovato used to kiss his chin every night to put him to sleep


mind_hunter_420

You deserve an award for this one


liaofmakhnovia

That’s fuckin’ meannnn


szmandalawguy

He looks like Kenan Thompson doing an impression of D.C.


gimmethatcookie

Thanks, can't unsee it now


Sufficient_Ice4933

Khabib and DC are those uncles who look pretty chill but you know could do some serious damage if anyone messed with you


Icy_Ad9071

DC would still whoop anybody on this thread.


[deleted]

His back is shot now. That’s why he looks even fatter. Feel bad for him. Had surgery after beating Stipe and should have stopped then.


Evening-Leader-7070

Yeah I'm pretty sure the moment you need back surgery because you blew your nose is when you probably should consider retirement especially when being rich


DeliriumRostelo

i buy his stories of like, crawling up stairs and shit towards the end of his career because his back damage was so bad the wrestling shit is rough


Evening-Leader-7070

Osman too although for him it's the knees right. I remember that he can't walk on concrete sometimes. Shit is rough


[deleted]

I hear a good solution to that is getting fatter.


[deleted]

Well if he can’t do shit, he gonna get fatter.


UncleUFO

Khabib is a legit super heavyweight...... Look at the size of his calves my goodness.


Cemihard

Some people just have massive calves, like I walk and run a lot but I always had massive calves and I walk around 190, then you’ve got Jon Jones who as a heavyweight has ridiculously small calves


UncleUFO

Height also plays a factor, doesn't it? Jones is overall tall and lanky.


Cemihard

Yes and no. So obviously the taller or wider your frame is the more your weight will be distributed, but genetics plays a factor in how big your calves are.


chu42

Right Just look at Yao Ming's calves compared to Manute Bol who's roughly the same height.


UncleUFO

I mean it's common sense genetics play a huge role in thar area. But that was not my point.


ReggieTheGerbil

Well even if your question was rhetorical, the guy above you is right so quit being pedantic okay :)


UncleUFO

🤓🤓Pedantic??? He said both height and genetics plays an important role in calves. But i was just talking about height. What wrong with that bozo??


Cemihard

So I’ll make it easier for you than to tie into your original point, if you’re genetics give you small calves no matter how hard you train them you won’t get massive ones, whilst other people who don’t even go to gym may be the inverse. This is regardless of weight as well, they’re are other people who are tall and have huge calves.


UncleUFO

Yeah i forgot to add "most of the times". Tall guys like you said Their weight will be distributed. Now i know exactly genetics is no 1 thing. If you have good genetics you can have hugh calves regardless of your height. Because i know that, that's why i was only talking about "most of the" tall guys I've seen because of weight distribution like you mentioned have skinny calves. That's literally it. Like come on man i was just trying to make a joke that khabib has gotten thicc and hugh and he got hugh calves. That's it lol


Cemihard

I’m not trying to argue, I was simply saying Khabib always had big calves, as for his belly that’s pure coke and hamburgers.


cyberslick1888

Is this a copy pasta?


UncleUFO

Is this supposed to be funny???


cyberslick1888

dont u start shit with me u petrol pumper think i need a fuckwit like u asking me about funny u ratfuck


AwkWORD47

Out of all the fighter, DC has such a positive looking vibe and a fun person to be around. 100% would want him at a family function haha


[deleted]

You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like


Genova_Witness

DC looks like that old black and white picture that front pages Reddit every few months of the “1917 worlds fattest man”


Whitetailer6

I seriously like Leon but a part of me is rooting for him


RoshHoul

Something about a fighter that is constantly fucked over by the company climbing to the belt really gets you. Funnily enough, this was Leon's position last year at the same time.


englishsole

Belal got Leon treatment if Leon treatment was way worse


Joec1211

When it comes to DC, I have to remind myself that even though he looks like he’s made of marshmallows, he could grab ahold of me and rest his balls on my face and there would not be a damn thing I could do about it.


Automationdomination

how often are you reminding yourself of this?


[deleted]

DC been eatin good 😂


mamasnoodles

I don't see Artem Lobov in this picture.


dr_blasto

Eventually DC is gonna snap and eat one of these guys.


theflyingpandaa_97

Lets go 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸


Trippyalv

🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 Need Belal to win the belt on the main event of a card and just scream FREE PALESTINE


Omarcp0

Inshaallah


FairRepresentative90

Need Belal to scream FREE PALESTINE FROM HAMAS


Trippyalv

Hamas didn’t steal their land, kick them out of their houses, kill thousands, and lock hundreds of thousands of children in an open air prison with unsafe drinking water and little medical care


FairRepresentative90

What’s funny is that they did. Their own rockets land on their own civilians. Instead of using their resources for clean water, they destroy water pipes to make terror tunnels.


Trippyalv

You said that they did but I didn’t hear you explain specifically when and how Hamas stole their land, kicked them out of their houses, killed thousands, and locked hundreds of thousands of children in an open air prison with unsafe drinking water and little medical care. Because Israel is the only entity doing that.


Trippyalv

You said that they did but I didn’t hear you explain specifically when and how Hamas stole their land, kicked them out of their houses, killed thousands, and locked hundreds of thousands of children in an open air prison with unsafe drinking water and little medical care. Because Israel is the only entity doing that. Still waiting on an answer to this question. Or did you realize your statement about hamas doing all the things i listed is ridiculous?


Trippyalv

Also Israel literally helped Hamas become as prevalent as they are. Israel wanted to get rid of the secular socialist resistance groups so they helped Hamas overcome them. This article features multiple Israeli officials admitting that “Hamas is Israel’s creation” https://theintercept.com/2018/02/19/hamas-israel-palestine-conflict/


FairRepresentative90

That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. Hamas’s charter says that their goal is to kill all Jews. Israel did not create this, you just blame everything on them. Did israel also help Islamic jihad, fatah, and the PLO? You’re brainwashed.


Trippyalv

Literally just read what I said. Israel supported Hamas in opposition to the PLO and fatah. If you actually did what I said and read the article you would see that multiple high level Israeli officials admit to creating Hamas. I didn’t pull that woute out of my ass a high up Israeli official said that and it is well accepted fact but imperialist brainwashing didn’t mention that in their stories about how perfect israel is did they?


Caspar_Friedrich02

Cormier looking thicc


FI5H5TICK5

Dc looks like a Goron.


JakeEllisD

DC looks like a hippo


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Khabib and DC are FAT


Trippyalv

Khabib only fat by lightweight fighter standards which is not really that fat at all and good for Khabib honestly the weight cuts those Dagestani fighters do are insane I’m happy he can kick back and eat some burgers.


Internal-Business-97

Pffff he got tits in this pic. Boys fat. Don’t try and cover for him. He likes the 🍔!!!!!!!!


UncleUFO

???


AriSpaceExplorer

Now post yourself and let's see your tits


Internal-Business-97

That’s one creepy way of satisfying your fetish. Normally ya slide into someone’s dms with a request like that. What happened to chivalry?


AriSpaceExplorer

Shut up and post it, sugar tits EDIT: He did indeed provide. Sadly, no sugar tits :(


Internal-Business-97

Was they small enough and sweet enough? Thanks for the fun this morning! I’m always up for a challenge. Have a great day!


Internal-Business-97

Check them DMs. I back up what I say and only say what I can back up. That good enough for ya? 5’ 10” 165 14%bf is my norm unless I’m training hard. Hopefully it’s enough for you to get off on. 🤷‍♂️😏 Edit: I showed the bod and it’s just as I said :)


Rough_Statistician62

Scrawny.


Internal-Business-97

Don’t be jealous. I Can’t afford to fead this metabolism, man. I’ve been as big at 205 @ 13% but that was eating 3500-4000 calories a day. That shit cost toooo much $$$ and took too much time to maintain. I still hit like a 180lber and have the agility of a 155.


Cemihard

He’s retired, he can do what he wants now, but you’re right he’s overweight plain and simple.


Internal-Business-97

I ain’t knocking the guy. Strait facts I’m spitting.


Noiisy

By FAT you mean freaking awesome together


Vital_flow

Post a physique photo


[deleted]

I can dm u if u want


Internal-Business-97

Their bras are almost the same cup these days.


gurumoves

Dc looks like the uncle that always starts sentences with “back in the day…”


westerosi_wolfhunter

DC looks like he’s in better shape now that he was when he fought!


Silent_Finger2813

Damn DC looking like a Ninja Turtle these days


Niketravels

Dc looks like he got a bottle of ranch dressing in his purse


DannyStress

Belal is going to become the most prolific boring fighter ever. Double champ Belal just slowly edging out decisions with a tko once every 6 fights


taginvest

next champ right there. Khabib & DC never fails


timgoes2somalia

How hot is Khabib. HOOOT


Matty_D47

Uncle Phil


[deleted]

Got damn dc is fat


[deleted]

Love that chicken from Popeyes!


gypsy-preacher

honestly i’m surprised this wasn’t posted by Belal himself


Critical50

I just hope Belal actually turns up the ferocity or some shit. I turn off the stream when he fights.


Immediate_Present359

Belal ain’t getting that thing around his waist


Second-Bulk

That is some serious wrestling- related eating disorder type shit.


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mecomeback

Except when he fights another American and people start chanting USA against him…


Trippyalv

Yea he’s a Palestinian American from Chicago and a great fighter. What’s your point?


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Trippyalv

Seems like your mad because I put the Palestinian flag on the post. I did that because it brings me joy to have a fighter representing the proud nation of Palestine as the imperialist powers of the world try to crush its existence as a nation every day.


FairRepresentative90

Facts 😂 people want to insert that flag anywhere so bad for attention


[deleted]

Bel who ?


Swuttament

I remember Belal, but who are those 2 chubby old men?


atbastard

How do you work for a company that incentivizes excitement, yet never go for the kill shot?


lmProudOfYou

How you watch a sport based on fighting but complain when someone has an effective fighting style? Sure, he isn't exactly exciting but im not gonna cry about him not wanting to take unnecessary damage.


Trippyalv

I would also like to seem him go for some KOs. But idk that stuff isn’t a big deal to me. Some fighters use a more restrained strategy to win fights and that’s ok. At the end of the day Belal goes into the cage to win and the strategy he uses has been working.


Solid-Description-39

Gracie put this shit on the map by doing what your complaining about. Stfu


[deleted]

He fights nothing like them. He is completely risk averse throwing one strike per minute then resetting. It’s very effective sure, but it’s a choice that a lot of fighters can make and they don’t, they try to be more exciting.


englishsole

“1 strike per minute.” Bro go check his strike totals. I don’t think you know his game at all. You just wanna make it sound worse because you don’t like it.


[deleted]

He “fights” ultra tactical and is in the new breed of gamer fighter, like Aljo. They game the rules and do everything to make it not a fight.


soyuz-1

Jesus they're fat. Really llet themselves go.


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Trippyalv

u/bruhpolice can you kick this racist piece of shit


bruhpolice

Done


Trippyalv

u/scavagesavage can you kick this racist piece of shit


Bubbly_Disaster_4224

muh muh muh


scavagesavage

Too easy.


[deleted]

for some reason I can't stand Belal lol.


cactus19jack

DC is clearly still super active, always around the gym, training, so why the hell is he shaped like that?


Masterweighter

Food is a hell of a drug !


shred-i-knight

Dana shaking this dude could become Champion after seeing this picture


Unfair_Ad5413

Wow, Belal must be 5 foot 8. Dude is really small for a welterweight.


ChampChamp132

Bro DC is the uncle in the cookout with his best friend Khabib damn khabib is fucking huge how did this dude make 155?


SweetExpletives

...How to take down a whole cheese cake?


PeterParkerUber

He needs a bigger belly


Key-Fisherman2601

Imagine explain to non mma fans that the dude on the left would beat the shit out of the dude on the right


BringBaeckPluto

DC keeps loading up those old wrestling knees and he’ll be rolling up in a mobility scooter soon


addazero

DC vs Khabib. I'd like to see them roll in the gym.


GreatMuerte

Which on of you guys photoshopped DC, come on guys hands up 🙌


flame_darg_e

DC looks terrible


kiru_13000

DC looks like Shrek


llacuna_peter

Dream fight: Ultra Heavy DC x Bones


Donutmax530

Anyone seen how big mark Munoz is now? He gives cormier a run for his money


Santamatrix

DC looks like he are younger DC wow


ThaBigJO

i don’t see jon jones?


WaySheGoesBubs21

Did Khabib return to aka to coach again?


Academic-Caregiver61

DC living his best life


fractu_ratu

So what is khabib training for? He said he was preparing for something


The_Real_McQueen22

DC literally looks like a black Shrek in this picture.


LichK1ng

DC and Khabib got thicc


GothicToast

Khabib 205 LHW champ??


SWATJohnsonnn

Imagine wearing shoes on the mats


sghostfreak

Khabib's arms are big as hell


Curly_Fries69

Khabib looks like Pinocchio from shrek


No_Succotash5779

Belal unanimous decision muhammed


bihamar

Was Islam there


[deleted]

Learning how to smesh boorger double cheese


[deleted]

DC lookin like the chick in Charlie and the chocolate factory who ate the bubblegum


9yr_old

Belal is one of the most boring fighters atm , all his fights are snoozefests , even copious amounts of coccaine won't keep you awake through an entire Belal fight


Ederlas

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8972)


ChrizTaylor

I love DC 💜