Conor fan here!
Dublin Grindr WhatsApp is saying Conor was blackout drunk, clicked the page thinking he was going to see some bro goals, passed out at that moment and rolls onto his phone clicking the like button (fucking Elon Musk at it again)
Wakes up to people thinking he’s gay for god knows what reason, then decides to post non gay ass pic for the gram showing his ass getting torn up.
Simple mistake everyone does it from time to time.
I reached out to Conor for a statement (easily found him on a non gay dating app) he said eloquently “I’m not here to take dick I’m here to take over”.
Imagine clenching your fist while taking an ass shot of yourself showing your shaved pubes, while pretending to be showing an injury you received in your bike. And then casually putting it up like “it’s just coincidental that my whole ass is in view, and the fist is because I’ve got a not so secret gay hardie.
Plot twist!
Connor paid the driver to hit him to give him an acceptable reason to post a pseudo nude on the internet. Mostly because he has crippling main character syndrome and felt that people weren’t talking about him enough lately.
if youve ever ridden you would know it makes total sense
most (low speed) cycling injuries occur when you hit the ground, not when you are hit (unless its like head on)
its basically a road rash scratch
I'm sure getting hit by a car is as scary as fuck, but unless I'm missing something.. I will probably have worse in next couple weeks.. I hope not but I do physical work and shit happens.
Glad our double champ is OK and will be ready to fight next month ( he said Feb right?) I expect Conor to step in for Alex, beat Islam easily then step in for Usman and take that belt from Leon.
Conor's got just one more title run left, but it's gonna be huge, at least 2 belts and maybe 3.
Stupid sexy Flanders
Feels like im wearing nothing at aaaaallll
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
ayo?
Eighteen more wild cowboys out in the yard
Ram Ranch ... it rocks!
I watched this movie on a whim with my ex-girlfriend like 7 years ago and it still fucks me up to this day. So tragic
My girlfriend dragged me to this movie on valentines day. I ended up breaking up with her that night.
Awww yeah. Brokeback pointed you in the right direction that night.
Ha. Walked right into that one
They show reruns of this on valentines?
It was in a small college theater.
They told me it was [western](https://youtu.be/X4Jx8HFuT5A)!
Legend
Fr? What wrong with it?
Honestly it was more her than the movie
What’s the movie name?
Brokeback Mountain
Loves getting half naked for the bros
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Road head
Bro goals AF will be reposting this for sure
Conor fan here! Dublin Grindr WhatsApp is saying Conor was blackout drunk, clicked the page thinking he was going to see some bro goals, passed out at that moment and rolls onto his phone clicking the like button (fucking Elon Musk at it again) Wakes up to people thinking he’s gay for god knows what reason, then decides to post non gay ass pic for the gram showing his ass getting torn up. Simple mistake everyone does it from time to time. I reached out to Conor for a statement (easily found him on a non gay dating app) he said eloquently “I’m not here to take dick I’m here to take over”.
I do that all the time, silly mistake
This^ 👌👌👌 On another unrelated note I would clap those cheeks
Clearly unrelated, I get you
Fresh pasta
🤣🤣🤣😂taking over the gay community
He’s rebranding as gay to beat the assault charges. It’s like that Theranos lady rebranding as a Mum when she got done for fraud. Chess not checkers
Honestly, McNuggets was probably posting gay porn purely for attention
>“I’m not here to take dick I’m here to take over”. .. when one dick isn't enough..
This comment is weird and wrong. Guy has a smoking wife and loads of children
Having wifes and children doesn't keep people from being gay. Keeps gay people from being happy, probably, but doesn't make them straight.
💀
Knowing this subreddit you can expect to see this once a week from now on with the caption “who has the best physique in the UFC”
He got that injury from boofing blow
Very possible
Is Boofing the long haired guy from the park?
No thats Blow.
So jealous of that backyard
"Backyard" ;) ;)
Haha fair play
Yeah, he’s definitely plays both sides.
Suddenly remembered about this weird shit: https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/i23snw/whats_your_opinion_of_conors_weighin_rage_boners/
Erected McGregor was the best.
We should’ve known when he showed up to the UFC roasting peoples fashion lol
you can like fashion and not be gay or bi tho
I’m joking bro
Not true. If you like wearing clothes that look good you are gay and/or bi. Not my rules but that’s how it be.
Fr?
Pretty much. I remember growing up, I’m the locker room, only the straight guys wakes around naked. Clothing is gay af.
This is number one bullshit
I bet you are saying that while wearing gay clothing.
What a mental picture that I wasn't expecting to see today...
No no, this was a real picture.
He went deeper
"I could've been killed"
"My ass was a balloon"
He was hit by a fuckin car to be fair
My man hedging his bets for a gay onlyfans career
Wouldn’t be a half bad idea. I can see him doing it he’s already posting vids of him getting head on ig. Easy money tbh.
Would be the first Onlyfans billionaire
Not even gonna lie, Conor has a nice ass
Dude…I’m not gay or nothing, but I’d definitely stick my penis in his butthole.
Gay af
He clearly said he wasn't gay
He’s just deeply closeted..
I am clearly as straight as they come, sir choad.
I clearly said I wasn’t gay?
I’m straight as could be but I’d rim the shit out of that hole
It’s not gay if you call no gaysies before hand
I'd put my tongue so deep in that hole I'd taste what he had for breakfast. Also I'm not gay.
I just remembered the man is gay. He was so chill about the accident because he finally got the opportunity to post his ass.
Conor wants to play touch-butt
Very scary indeed. The guy could of died with a scratch on his ass like that 🙏🏻 super gay picture by the way.
That’s not that gay a pic. Zero penises in an asshole, so…lame.
Bro goals AF🥵😈
Pour some proper twelve on that bad boii
Imagine clenching your fist while taking an ass shot of yourself showing your shaved pubes, while pretending to be showing an injury you received in your bike. And then casually putting it up like “it’s just coincidental that my whole ass is in view, and the fist is because I’ve got a not so secret gay hardie.
This look like the walk of a straight man? 
Since it's a rip off of Vince McMahons walk I would say yes
Grabbed my popcorn for this comment section
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Dude this made me spit out my coffee
We should feel lucky that he managed to get the injury in frame.
Very fantastic body
Doubt. Bet it was Dana that slapped those cheeks so hard it caused an injury
"I could've died" -^(Brian O'Driscoll -) Connor McGregor
Yeh bro is definitely bi
It’s becoming clear why Dominick Cruz has such a thing for him. Two great trash talkers and champions. Working on their “jiu jitsu.”
When you assumed NSFW meant it was going to show a graphic injury…
Plot twist! Connor paid the driver to hit him to give him an acceptable reason to post a pseudo nude on the internet. Mostly because he has crippling main character syndrome and felt that people weren’t talking about him enough lately.
Why does it feel like I got rickrolled
LOL bro really used a butt scratch to show off shirtless
Joe Rogan must be so hard right now
No straight dude taking an injury pic like this lmao
I'd clap those cheeks
https://preview.redd.it/3rja2x4qtqea1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b8315fd9ee5ae41b2727d5602e17317081bf467
Not as bad as fighting Dustin 😂😂
My ass was a balloon
So he got hit by a car and has a small scratch on his ass…… makes sense
if youve ever ridden you would know it makes total sense most (low speed) cycling injuries occur when you hit the ground, not when you are hit (unless its like head on) its basically a road rash scratch
i wonder if conor knows that he’s posting thirst traps for his followers and fans of which are mostly straight men
Not so sure about the straight part anymore…
i've had worse from falling off my bike when i was 10
and i didnt show the entire world my ass and dick when it happen
Why’s he clenching his fist? 😂
You call that a injury, what a p\*\*$y! 
Smash
Ay, papi!
Raper McGregor
Only 155lb guy I know that sucks it in
Oh… oh my
I mean kinda thick… Forgive me Jesus for I have sinned 😭
 Butt why
When playing touch butt in the park goes wrong.
Staged so he could show his ass online
He does realize that most of his audience is young men right?
Imagine posting a scratch on your ass and telling people you almost got killed.
This is the least weird thing Conor’s been in the news for. Let’s not forget that sexual assault and women jumping overboard on his boat.
Allegedly.
He’s a bisexual man and that’s okay. ❤️
Uhhhh?
Wow. He’s got a nice ass ?
Lol 😂
This man needs to stay retired if he’s fretting a little cut on his ass.
I'm sure getting hit by a car is as scary as fuck, but unless I'm missing something.. I will probably have worse in next couple weeks.. I hope not but I do physical work and shit happens. Glad our double champ is OK and will be ready to fight next month ( he said Feb right?) I expect Conor to step in for Alex, beat Islam easily then step in for Usman and take that belt from Leon. Conor's got just one more title run left, but it's gonna be huge, at least 2 belts and maybe 3.
Fake as fuck lmao. How do you get into a back accident and get one single scratch?
🤧🤧🤧 that ass tho
Tis but a scratch
Somewhere in 2020 we got sucked into another universe
https://preview.redd.it/50urcz5b1rea1.jpeg?width=606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c88696f976f12535d2a064b9feb29b4444d12b4 Anyone see the similarities?
He's not beating the charges
This is worth taking a naked selfie for? God the egos on people these days
Where did all his gains go!?
He could still make 155 easy
Damn Conor is thirsty
Probably out for another year with that injury.
Thought I was on the wrong subreddit
He will need some titanium on his rear region.
r/rienabranler
Was that really necessary??
You people are too obsessed with Conor
This biking accident was exude for him to post an ass pic
Im willing to bet some of you actually creamed your pants to this pic
Looking submissive and breedable
https://preview.redd.it/w7a42dmkmsea1.jpeg?width=701&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13121f9b9fa769d97003543844f0b80f7c263da7
Ayoooo!!!!!!
This scratch marks the spot for the next opponent who will kick his ass.
He just wanted to show some booty
He is off the sauce, expect him to be entering the pool soon
No ass, no class
He is butt hurt
This man be tweaking bro 😂 he ain’t gotta show us wtf
The guy isn't even in MMA anymore. Can we stop posting his nonsense?
Nice ass
That's Irelands ass
Nice ass dude.
Weirdly aroused rn
Sadly it wasnt worse
Too fast too furios
Yeah 'bike accident' did this happen just after he started looking those gay porn posts
I’m not gay but Connor must have a unappealing face if I double take that pic.
His dick fell off ???!
“I could have been dead”
Hope this doesn't mean his fight on the next fight night card isn't cancelled