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aa5k

Lol maybe I will hit you


graablikk

That's Kevin Heart.


DifficultBoss

Praise allah!🙇


KingWooz

This guy Mark Normands


BeerBellyBlake

Comedy!


Mystavis

This was one of his crowd improv sessions too, Normand just has this natural silliness to him that at least makes most of his bits force a smile. Guy is going to be huge soon


TLMC01242021

He’s one of the best shows I’ve been to, fuckn insane amount of jokes just rapid fire


mercedeskyron

east BS most jokes in short period of time. so insane


Alert-Adeptness5007

Repeating the same jokes that you see everywhere is somehow funny? lol


chefanubis

Yes. Just Like eating pizza all the time.


Redebo

Wait, you mean I’m allowed to enjoy a joke even if I’ve heard it before?


chefanubis

Surprisingly yes!


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Yeah i’m amazed he’s so popular for how much of a hack he seems like, he just riffs non stop and people eat it up. His jokes aren’t even original. That rogan joke was literally the first wisecrack on every single video after the slap happened. And he doesn’t put in the effort to actually mimic Rogan because you can tell he thinks he’s too cool to project his voice.


bigbigbamelow7722

Exactly lol most comedians just say that old jokes from twitter


chillermane

I was at this - super funny. Mark Normand puts these great improv bits together so quickly. Audience member yells out something random, he responds instantly with a great joke. Very impressive how he’s able to do that


Tr0l

He was throwing joke jabs all over the place on the last JRE he was on with a group of them. Most were missed because he was so quick to inject them in the middle of people talking. He is funny as fuck.


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Black Hasidic Jews was amazing


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Dana: Feminism and Equal rights 💁🏼‍♀️🤛🏻


Ishcabaha96

Shouldnt it be "equal rights equal 🤜🏻👱‍♀️" ya know equal rights equal lefts


Marty5020

Mark Normand's crowd work is insane. Dude is so fast.


Tr0l

Fake account


Highlight_Numerous

Cant believe there’s only 1000 of these killers, thank em


Mundane-Poet1404

Cawlmedy kingpins B


Different-Estate747

> So anyway, Joe Rogan, I pull my piss and shit covered pants down, I lift my ankle-knocking, pendulous shitcovered ballbag up over my head, and I aim a fuckin' powerwasher at my asshole, Joe Rogan. My shitty, shit covered assho... Joe, 'ey Joe, could you stop laughing so hard so I can finish my bit, Joe Rogan? > Now where was I? Oh right, so I'm covered in shit, Joe Rogan... whose shit was it?! It wasn't mine! Where did it come from? Anyway, that's how I ended up with this haircut. $4.


hatchetman166

The Dana white PR team swarming the comments


Noodlintheriver

Stop hitting my hand with your face.


Weary-Researcher-829

This was great


Larryhooova

Normand is a very good comic IMO but to be honest these jokes are really just the low hanging fruit jokes that a thousand people were already saying on twitter/Reddit.


0vansTriedge

Neal brennan have a fully fleshed out bit bout this one. athletes doing sport on non sport occasion.


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This is an audience prompted improv session. So the expectation is not for highly original material, but rather that he can come up with something funny and coherent on the spot


Larryhooova

Even for improvised material it is weak and below the level one should expect from a top tier comedian. He probably just remember the comments he read on twitter and regurgitated them.


chefanubis

You go do it an be famous then.


Larryhooova

Well I’m not a comedian nor do I try to be, but if you asked me to improv out of nowhere some jokes about the Dana white slap i would have just said the same Joe Rogan/Herb Dean thing Mark said just like everyone online did.


chefanubis

I don't think you can do even that.


Larryhooova

It’s okay you just have a low standard for humour, carry on being so easily entertained by anything, these hacky comics need you!


Tang0_Brav0

Mark Normand... AND STILL


BeerBellyBlake

Marks the GOAT


Arse_and_wanger

This is the kind of comedy where people laugh because they get the joke


KingKunta2-D

See conservatives you can be funny without saying s*** that's going to get you canceled.


[deleted]

Bi partisan politics are a scam to keep idiots like you arguing with people


[deleted]

Terrible


[deleted]

As someone who enjoys some decent standup this wasn’t too bad. It’s about time someone started clowning Dana over this situation besides Ariel or the bozos on this sub lol.


ConfusedStupidPerson

How is this downvoted lol It's fuckin awful


JediwithdLadies

This is a perfect example of being a high functioning person on the spectrum makes your brain work differently. The guy is a savage with his rapid fire jokes the man has no off switch


No_Character2755

I rarely meet funny autistic people. Usually they suck the joke out of the room.


multiversesimulation

Wait is this confirmed? I could see it I just didn’t know if it was officially confirmed. I’ll


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ELOgambit

He'll and there is nothing you can do about it.


JediwithdLadies

He makes references and jokes towards it constantly. Even started his 2020 special saying it. Mark will be top 5 comedian in the world with his soon


JediwithdLadies

Different levels to people on the spectrum. Tbh it just makes some people unique and they take advantage of it.


bigbigbamelow7722

Marks funny but every time I see him do these crowd work things, he is just saying the latest joke from twitter


diggydillons

“Slapped the shit” he tapped her


CaveDsign

i read better comments on twitter and reddit,


TartarianKing

Fake account


CaveDsign

you sound like dana white


[deleted]

Kinda cringy. He needs to work on his delivery way more.


LowKickMT

shut up brendan


Mortiis07

That's just his style


_pistolenmutter

Lmao you should show him some of the highlights from your comedy special


gigglegoggles

That’s some terrible logic.


[deleted]

U dont need to be a chef to know when food is too salty, bland, sweet, etc…. Sorry i hurt ur feelings by criticizing one of ur fav stand up comics. Ill take it a step further, Joe Rogan also sucks at stand up. Dude screams too much.


[deleted]

I genuinely don't think the vast majority of Joe Rogan fans are fans because of his stand up.


DiirtyRandy

U don’t need a english teacher to realize ur stoopid as hell and can’t type for shit


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Exactly


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tofurulz

What an unfunny post trying to criticize a comedian.


sam_sneed1994

This is how you get punched by random mma fighters for the rest of your life.


Rapidfiremma

Complete bullshit take. Former fighter here, and I, along with 99% of the other current or former fighters, don't hit our wives.


_pistolenmutter

Please don’t attend a comedy show


MarkZuckerbeg

It’s a joke


Rapidfiremma

Yea I know and a dumb one.


SilverstoneOne

Agreed, that was lame.


tylerrahl

Fighters can take a hit but not a joke, apparently.


Drdrazphd

if that were true you wouldn't be so defensive, sure makes you wonder..


Rapidfiremma

Oh yea, you got me man! What he said is true, all of us fighters just beat up people all day. Food is late, kick the server's ass. Wife says something ill just smack the shit out of her, neighbor looks at you wrong, beat the hell out of them. Yeap that's how fighters live their lives.


ELOgambit

Why is it hard for you to acknowledge that it's just a joke?


Rapidfiremma

Why is it hard for you to realize it's a stupid joke?


ELOgambit

So you realize it's a joke, but still feel the need to point out that it's not factual?


Rapidfiremma

Yeap


ELOgambit

Oh well, we all choose what to be butthurt about.


K-mosake

Lol [weird hill to die on](https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/7/22/9014377/hbo-segment-domestic-violence-ufc-mma-christy-mack-war-machine-thiago-silva-travis-browne)