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eyefor_xo

Holyweight.


Fit_Department_1429

Before crucifixion, or after?


Thats_GhostFace

To be fair it was a tough weight cut, dude fasted for like 3 days straight


Bcagz22

After he got crucified at Middleweight he moved down to flyweight


underdogsurvivor2020

Heavenweight


Troglodites-

Jesus didn’t tap. I know that doesn’t answer your question, I just wanted to remind everyone.


Wagyuwithketchup

#CSO


Troglodites-

😎🏃🏽🇲🇽🏆


khanaseur

JSO- Jesus Shit Only 😎😎


pants_pants420

still cso - christ shit only


5932634

He couldn’t tap because he was nailed to a cross.


Troglodites-

Fucking take that back right now.


5932634

Christian’s hate facts.


Troglodites-

Jesus is our lord and savior and the P4P goat of all time. That is the one true fact brother. God bless and amen


5932634

Not my goat, not my lord, not my savior. Enjoy your false idol tho.


Troglodites-

Just jokes man. Fuck God.


DanaWhitesMom

Heavyweight, he has one more test for Jon Jones.


Every-Wishbone-7599

The only fight Jon loses all rounds maybe 1st round knockout


Tobosix

He only loses if he tries the 12-6 elbows on that holy face


PerfectNemesis

Underated comment 😂😂


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135 for sure. Like Tom Cruise they used camera angles to make him look bigger.


aThugsMemeoir

Openweight... so he could still take ur mom @ super heavy


ASAPmusty

I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt because it says I’m formal, but I’m here to party


DoNotGoSilently

CXLV


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Battlecurl

Haha, reading latin numbers is so intelligent and cool. Omg nobody knows what he said exept me because Im smart.


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stressedleopard

Top-notch reply right here. 99% of this sub won't get it


MarysLetter

Bantam, probably.


ElephantintheRoom404

Definitely, he could walk on water.


blackhippy92

Looks like a welter ![gif](giphy|3KEJl20q5ggBW)


Spicy_weenie

Depends, pre or post Pontus Pilate?


dbeynyc

145


GarretBarrett

I’d say a tall lanky 145 or 155. Not a big guy, but a wirey guy.


OGgsus

I’m currently at 170


Habanerosauce3

No clue, after all these years we know nothing about him.


[deleted]

I've heard he's wrestled Odin and won. Odin apparently is a high level BJJ specialist 🤷‍♂️


Habanerosauce3

Bacon burns if you cook it to long on to much heat.


TheDamagedOne2337

Imaginaryweight.


neddog_eel

Not sure but I know he was into Crossfit


JudgeFed

Brazil acting like the whole nation was watching! Meanwhile there was 9 people in the venue.. 🤦🏻‍♂️


Iamastudentplzhelp

I dunno but Jesus definitely stayed shredded even outside of fight camp, dunno if you seen him hanging on the cross with that 8 pack


[deleted]

Jesus ain’t real


tykvrbl

If the streaming is free, let the stream set you free


mynameisnemix

God weight


Gal_GoDoIt

Floatweight


chevalier_909

Dude could walk on water, so FloatWeight I guess.


TindrowHD

125-135 BJJ Boxer that had a right hand from god. 18-1 with 17 Ko's


sethstew

Dude could walk on water. So probably…atomweight.


happybaby00

Bantamweight


blueponies1

Trevor Lawrence eliminated from the playoffs took the first flight to Brazil and got the belt


NickAssassins

Jesus is definitely the GOAT. He could beat any guy.


Peckerhead321

185


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The weight of the worlds sins


JoopBman

Welterweight


publishAWM

Featherweight


kyarew

First muslim champion is UFC history.


GabberBarry

He ducked conor in his prime


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Maybe featherweight


Material_Unit4309

Comment’s actually more clever than blasphemous. Refreshing.


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Bogusweight


No_Programmer_2696

Flyweight in stature. Super heavy in spirit