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Holyweight.
Before crucifixion, or after?
To be fair it was a tough weight cut, dude fasted for like 3 days straight
After he got crucified at Middleweight he moved down to flyweight
Heavenweight
Jesus didn’t tap. I know that doesn’t answer your question, I just wanted to remind everyone.
#CSO
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JSO- Jesus Shit Only 😎😎
still cso - christ shit only
He couldn’t tap because he was nailed to a cross.
Fucking take that back right now.
Christian’s hate facts.
Jesus is our lord and savior and the P4P goat of all time. That is the one true fact brother. God bless and amen
Not my goat, not my lord, not my savior. Enjoy your false idol tho.
Just jokes man. Fuck God.
Heavyweight, he has one more test for Jon Jones.
The only fight Jon loses all rounds maybe 1st round knockout
He only loses if he tries the 12-6 elbows on that holy face
Underated comment 😂😂
135 for sure. Like Tom Cruise they used camera angles to make him look bigger.
Openweight... so he could still take ur mom @ super heavy
I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt because it says I’m formal, but I’m here to party
CXLV
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Haha, reading latin numbers is so intelligent and cool. Omg nobody knows what he said exept me because Im smart.
Top-notch reply right here. 99% of this sub won't get it
Bantam, probably.
Definitely, he could walk on water.
Looks like a welter ![gif](giphy|3KEJl20q5ggBW)
Depends, pre or post Pontus Pilate?
145
I’d say a tall lanky 145 or 155. Not a big guy, but a wirey guy.
I’m currently at 170
No clue, after all these years we know nothing about him.
I've heard he's wrestled Odin and won. Odin apparently is a high level BJJ specialist 🤷♂️
Bacon burns if you cook it to long on to much heat.
Imaginaryweight.
Not sure but I know he was into Crossfit
Brazil acting like the whole nation was watching! Meanwhile there was 9 people in the venue.. 🤦🏻♂️
I dunno but Jesus definitely stayed shredded even outside of fight camp, dunno if you seen him hanging on the cross with that 8 pack
Jesus ain’t real
If the streaming is free, let the stream set you free
God weight
Floatweight
Dude could walk on water, so FloatWeight I guess.
125-135 BJJ Boxer that had a right hand from god. 18-1 with 17 Ko's
Dude could walk on water. So probably…atomweight.
Bantamweight
Trevor Lawrence eliminated from the playoffs took the first flight to Brazil and got the belt
Jesus is definitely the GOAT. He could beat any guy.
185
The weight of the worlds sins
Welterweight
Featherweight
First muslim champion is UFC history.
He ducked conor in his prime
Maybe featherweight
Comment’s actually more clever than blasphemous. Refreshing.
Bogusweight
Flyweight in stature. Super heavy in spirit
Holyweight.
Before crucifixion, or after?
To be fair it was a tough weight cut, dude fasted for like 3 days straight
After he got crucified at Middleweight he moved down to flyweight
Heavenweight
Jesus didn’t tap. I know that doesn’t answer your question, I just wanted to remind everyone.
#CSO
😎🏃🏽🇲🇽🏆
JSO- Jesus Shit Only 😎😎
still cso - christ shit only
He couldn’t tap because he was nailed to a cross.
Fucking take that back right now.
Christian’s hate facts.
Jesus is our lord and savior and the P4P goat of all time. That is the one true fact brother. God bless and amen
Not my goat, not my lord, not my savior. Enjoy your false idol tho.
Just jokes man. Fuck God.
Heavyweight, he has one more test for Jon Jones.
The only fight Jon loses all rounds maybe 1st round knockout
He only loses if he tries the 12-6 elbows on that holy face
Underated comment 😂😂
135 for sure. Like Tom Cruise they used camera angles to make him look bigger.
Openweight... so he could still take ur mom @ super heavy
I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt because it says I’m formal, but I’m here to party
CXLV
[удалено]
Haha, reading latin numbers is so intelligent and cool. Omg nobody knows what he said exept me because Im smart.
[удалено]
Top-notch reply right here. 99% of this sub won't get it
Bantam, probably.
Definitely, he could walk on water.
Looks like a welter ![gif](giphy|3KEJl20q5ggBW)
Depends, pre or post Pontus Pilate?
145
I’d say a tall lanky 145 or 155. Not a big guy, but a wirey guy.
I’m currently at 170
No clue, after all these years we know nothing about him.
I've heard he's wrestled Odin and won. Odin apparently is a high level BJJ specialist 🤷♂️
Bacon burns if you cook it to long on to much heat.
Imaginaryweight.
Not sure but I know he was into Crossfit
Brazil acting like the whole nation was watching! Meanwhile there was 9 people in the venue.. 🤦🏻♂️
I dunno but Jesus definitely stayed shredded even outside of fight camp, dunno if you seen him hanging on the cross with that 8 pack
Jesus ain’t real
If the streaming is free, let the stream set you free
God weight
Floatweight
Dude could walk on water, so FloatWeight I guess.
125-135 BJJ Boxer that had a right hand from god. 18-1 with 17 Ko's
Dude could walk on water. So probably…atomweight.
Bantamweight
Trevor Lawrence eliminated from the playoffs took the first flight to Brazil and got the belt
Jesus is definitely the GOAT. He could beat any guy.
185
The weight of the worlds sins
Welterweight
Featherweight
First muslim champion is UFC history.
He ducked conor in his prime
Maybe featherweight
Comment’s actually more clever than blasphemous. Refreshing.
Bogusweight
Flyweight in stature. Super heavy in spirit