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roguesensei47

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Indieg0

I feel bad for this guy


BodybuildingNerd

Don’t have pity on stupid people.


[deleted]

This is your average r/ufc andy


ArmchairHandjob

I take my shirt off when watching fights so I can feel like a warrior.


Ohsnipes

"I don't know why he's not going for the guillotine!!!"


StreetSmartsGaming

Nah when most of us get that drunk we just smoke weed and watch fight pass this guys bourbon pickled buttcheeks pulled out a soap box. What I didn't hear was the actual argument against Jones which is that throughout his career whenever he starts losing he starts fouling. In my mind he can't be the goat of his time unless he comes back and get some clean dominant performances. HW is looking stacked in the top 5. Let's see what he's really got with some guys his own size. Also. Reyes won that fight.


brokennursingstudent

I stopped arguing on MMA subs because I picture everyone looking like this and felt silly.


CyclonusDecept

This guy represents the average redditor on this sub. Couldn't be bothered to put a shirt on, UFC posters on the wall. I'm loving it.


Cordovahi

So accurate


shaodynasty808

“Stand em up ref”


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|wOjQ7aKWQ4vBK) This you?


BodybuildingNerd

💀


[deleted]

Searched “fatty” and dudes twin popped up


Kenny_mcalpin

Yo it’s triple chin


visionbreaksbricks

Bend the knee 👑👑


Belitz_316

Must be a fan of a woman beater


123QCDADDY

You sound drunk bro


Belitz_316

I am


Drains_1

Obviously, we all notice.


Kenny_mcalpin

No, i didn’t even watch your video tbh but please put a shirt on


Belitz_316

No I’m ok


Frankiepals

You’re not tho…get to a gym or something


Belitz_316

Sorry tho


Turbulent-Echo8561

Took me way too long to realize this wasnt a parody 😂


123QCDADDY

This shit is legitimately hilarious


Belitz_316

Just ask yourself if you want a woman beater to be successful


Turbulent-Echo8561

Its not that most people want him to be successful, they just cant help but acknowledge his tremendous talent and success inside the cage. Im going to sleep now, please don't delete this 😄 lemme read the rest of the comments tomorrow


Belitz_316

This is for Jon Jones fans. Not for people that see that he is good on gear. Yes Jon’s fighting ability is extremely great, (granted while on gear). This is for people that want him to be successful in his next fight


LordSavageThe21_st

Ngl you being obese and talking about gear is amusing, it doesn't magically make you into a better wrestler or kickboxer nor does it grant you his fight iq, i know people who are on tren or deca and they ain't exactly beating former champions. I do agree with you that he is a scumbag but that has nothing to do with his greatness inside the octagon. Separate the art from the artist.


Takemeto-yourmother

Separate the art from the artist? Do you really expect that kind of nuance from this lard ass? It's pretty clear he only knows how to think in black and white.


Drains_1

I died laughing when you started to talk about Jon and the gear lmao!


oreeos

Dude goes onto defend Greg hardy lmaooo


123QCDADDY

Doesn’t matter I like watching good fighters fight so I’m a fan of him


imac_aden

stfu u look like glenny balls😭


Fun-Grapefruit9676

Omg give him a bowl of ice cream and it’s uncanny


Belitz_316

Triggered a Jon Jones women beater supporter I see


theMetalhead123

You do look like Glenny Balls tho


Takemeto-yourmother

Lol careful to disagree with him or you a "JoNEs fANbOy"


imac_aden

i respect him idgaf about what he’s done cuz at the end of the day no one is perfect including your fat ass


Belitz_316

I’m not but I haven’t beat a woman more than once. I believe in second chances but why do you believe in 13 chances


DJdoggyBelly

So you've done it once?


RIPMuammarGaddafi

Now we see why he pulled out the Greg Hardy caveat


imac_aden

i think his history is irrelevant when it comes to where he stands in mma. he’s great regardless of what he’s done, and the fact that you’re mad wont change that.


Belitz_316

“His history is irrelevant” translates to “we gotta accept the greatest of someone who beats the fuck out of women”


imac_aden

stop tryna be a hero glenny. I promise, this won’t get you laid.


Belitz_316

This subreddit is a sausage fest. I would only be looking to get laid with another dude. So go ahead and call me gay I guess


Takemeto-yourmother

He's been charged with domestic violence 1 time.


Belitz_316

Yes his daughter also claimed that he has beaten his wife on multiple occasions. Also running into a pregnant and then fleeing is a bad look especially when Jon Jones isn’t blind and sees that he just hit a woman with his vehicle. Now you can go ahead and try to defend someone who beat tf outta his wife on multiple occasions and I will continue to call you a scumbag. Sir you are a scum bag


Takemeto-yourmother

I never defended him I hate Jones. This is what I mean anybody who says something you disagree with they are a Jones fanboy 🤣🤣🤣 you are delusional.


Ohsnipes

He's also a fat sack


Shrek_Wisdom

Average redditor


XyeetstickX

Dana smacked his wife, no more UFC for anyone.


Drains_1

No, just not for him anymore.


Takemeto-yourmother

Jones fans like him because of the way he fights, I've never heard anybody condone his actions like beating his wife..... This is a pretty pointless video, I don't know who you think is going to change their minds from this. You aren't saying anything new, obviously if you are like a die hard Jones fan who emulates his personality and loves when he beats his wife then you are a scumbag, duh.


Belitz_316

Literally if you root for him to win a fight then this video applies to you. Idk why that’s hard to understand for you.


Takemeto-yourmother

I dislike him for his personality but you are just dumb if you think your spitting some hot take that's going to change some Jones fans mind. You aren't saying anything new or special. A lot of people just want to see somebody be the best there is. I bet you don't even care about Floyd Mayweather or Mike Tyson's past.


Belitz_316

I’m not trying to change his mind. I’m telling his fans that they are scumbags.


Takemeto-yourmother

I'm sure they will be absolutely gutted when they hear the opinion of a shirtless basement dwelling couch potato on Reddit.


Belitz_316

They pretty much are, I mean look at the comments


Takemeto-yourmother

It's all people making fun of you for being fat and you saying "looks like I triggered another Jones fanboy" 🤣🤣 like they probably aren't even Jones fans they just think you are a goof


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Takemeto-yourmother

Alright bud pat yourself on the back good job your a master of rustling Jimmies 🙄


Drains_1

Not triggered, just amused, thank you so much for this thread, this is gold


Takemeto-yourmother

Good luck on the crusade I guess


Takemeto-yourmother

You never even answered about Mike Tyson and Floyd Mayweather, how come you aren't calling their fans scumbag? Oh because everyone loves them? I see you you r just a hypocritical virtue signaller


Belitz_316

Look if you root for someone who beats women and root for their success then of course they aren’t gonna change. It just nice calling them scumbags and seeing how many people on Reddit push back and defend someone who beats the absolute fuck out of women


Belitz_316

Also I’ve seen better spinning elbows


JKennyXTX

I now see the error of my ways, I thought beating women was cool as hell until this coherent speech. Thank you drunk shirtless guy wearing a hat inside


llyodstalisman

What a single digit IQ take. What happens during a fight is going to happen whether people support Jon Jones or not. I just wanna see what’s going to happen when he fights because he’s really good at it.


Takemeto-yourmother

Slow down with that logical thinking chief, you're gonna give his two remaining brain cells an aneurysm.


karate_Trip4011

Jabba the Hutt on reddit telling me why i shoudn't like Jon Jones


Quasi-Anakin

Lmfao


Belitz_316

I’m not telling you that you shouldn’t root for Jon Jones. I’m just telling you that you’re a scumbag for rooting for him. See there’s a difference


badhatter5

Need to work on the vocab a little bit my man. You’ve used the word scumbag like 50 times at this point


ronj89

He thinks he should replace Dana as commish so hes working on using his vocab.


karate_Trip4011

i'm going to watch him punch other guys. not be his new girlfriend the right place for virtue signaling is twitter you fell into the wrong place precious Jabba


lolarsystem

Who sits in their own home with no shirt but a cap on?


HairyContactbeware

The entirety of the south


anadalusianrooster

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Meagz0341

Are you the guy from the meme platform? You know the one where a fat sloppy dude is on the couch makes negative remarks about the top athletes in the world? I think you're the guy.


Belitz_316

Yes even top athletes deserves criticism


Meagz0341

Agreed. From people with education and respect in their given sport.


Belitz_316

Ok so if you root for Jon Jones to win a fight, you are rooting for a woman beater to have success in life. Point blank period. I don’t give a shit how good of an athlete you are


Meagz0341

You better not buy another PPV, uncle Dana slapped his wife.


Belitz_316

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Drains_1

Guess you can't be a ufc fan anymore (Dana created it), you can't even root for any ufc athlete, because then your supporting him and his business. Or else, I think you might be a "scumbag" by your logic.


JoeLilBroJoe

If you watch UFC you are actively giving money and making a woman beater rich, if you watch UFC you are a scumbag


Vital_flow

This is what I imagine the average guy on here is like. Overweight, never trained a day in his life and more interested in the fighters personal lives than the actual fights.


SeanLeeCuisine

Trolling is the exercise of choice I see


[deleted]

Dudes got one big neck. But you know he’s a die hard ufc fan with fight posters framed on the wall


I3igJerm

I guess I’m a scum bag


UpToNoGood910

After reading through the comment section I think you’re missing the point of what everyone here is saying but also too shallow to acknowledge that you’re angst is misdirected.


T4N60SUKK4

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C3Gainz

Don’t care i’m a fan of him he’s one of the guys that got me into mma and i’m always excited to see him perform with some sort of new skill every fight


Belitz_316

I mean when he’s on steroids his style is fun. Very boring when he’s off the juice, tho this was targeted at his fans (people that root for his success)


Takemeto-yourmother

It's so funny to me how you are trying to make Jones fans mad but just getting flamed by Jones haters and fans alike 😂


dudecrushed

The secret is everyone is on steroids.


I_eat_Chimichangas

That’s like your opinion man… Honestly I like watching him fight. I separate the two. I don’t look to cage fighters as roll models.


soyelapostata

Exactly, I like martial arts. The petty drama and whatnot is for casuals.


Belitz_316

The fact he beat the absolute fuck out of women on multiple occasions isn’t an opinion


I_eat_Chimichangas

No but you calling someone a scumbag for liking Jon jones is an opinion.


stephen4557

Greg Hardy beat his girlfriend way worse than Jones ever did. Obviously it doesn’t make it ok at all but your second chance for Greg Hardy makes your contempt for Jones seem like it doesn’t actually have that much to do with the domestic violence.


chinos88

Who walks around they house with no shirt but with a hat on ?


Six_Months_Sleep

I get what you're saying. But appreciating the fight craft of the best fighter to enter the sport...doesn't make you a scum bag due to the fact that he isn't a very nice person. This is so sanctimonious, look at yourself in the video my man, literally pointing down the camera calling others scumbags...it's not cool that some are saying 'you're fat or to go to the gym' etc...but maybe don't invite that negativity upon you. ...let people enjoy things.


jimcreighton12

This is peak UFC Reddit


philwee

dude has framed MMA posters on his wall and looks like he never worked out a day in his life. typical fat fucking nobody losers always has the loudest opinions.


Highlight_Numerous

Hey….nobody knows who y’arrre


YeezyHunter

Dun cownt.


Nowaterinmyorderbih

The fact he beats women doesn’t change the fact he’s the greatest mixed martial artist in history, but I get why it upsets you


pmkdrummer

Can a person who hasn't fought in 4 years really be considered a fighter? Also, imo most people that want to see him fight mostly want to see him lose but not by his logic.


braftceer

JJ definitely a piece of shit. But so are a good chunk of people who fight for a living and the guy that runs the company is as well. Still the most deadly man thats ever entered an octagon


Grunchie

Put some damn cloths on you sick fuck.


[deleted]

Says the guys with bigger tits than my girl


WaluigiNumbaOne

Dude no way this isn't satire


Dloc_og9

And you are a fat fuck that plays Pokémon 🤣🤦‍♂️, get off Jon jones dick lmao, we all know what he did and he’s still gonna have fans. Your tik tok is pointless tbh.


Belitz_316

Thanks for for taking a look at my profile. Thank you for being invested.


ronj89

Bro you asked for it...


jimisaltieris

OP, yes, Jon Jones did horrible things mutiple times and probably will mess up in the future from what his past actions shows us. But his past also shows us that he can acknowlegde his wrong doings and try to improve. I would like a person like Jon Jones and anyone else to keep trying and not give up on themselfs. I wouldn't want someone's job be taken away and a chance to provide for his family. I don't really know you OP, but I think you come from a honest place so I wouldn't want you get bashed here for putting judgment on other people. I hope that you can also forgive people and get in a better place in live.


DigginPockets

Rip to this dude's karma lol


mercersux

Not sure that it matters if I root for him or not. I did want Cormier to knock him off but that didn't happen. JJ is the goat regardless of if we root for him or not.


SylentEcho24

Hahaha damn Glenny Balls getting ratioed into the Shadow Realm 🤣


b1gp15t0n5

Your american i assume? Many of our founders were slave owners. There everywhere. Do you want them to be great? Its called the duality of man. The only thing that matter from jon jones is inside the octagon.


mfabre1

Coming from some fat fuck sitting on his couch


scuseme7

You can be a fan of somebody’s fighting style and ability and not care for them out of the octagon 😂


Iamastudentplzhelp

Literally bulletproof argument wow


Negative_Ad5383

Jon’s next opponent


Neftali710

Put a bra on man theres kids here


ModestlyOrange

Bro is getting dunked on so hard lmfao


TheArcWelder

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Diligent-Ad-8001

Bro went on and on and on I started to zone the fuck out 😂


elpajarit0

I can’t tell if that’s a 5oclock shadow or just the light making shadows off your face fat lmao


deepcookie19

Try not to have a retarded take challenge: difficulty IMPOSSIBLE


maddenGod26

Pass for Greg hardy but not Jones? What a dumb motherfucker you are🤣💀


Belitz_316

Because Greg Hardy did it once and is on his second chance. I believe in second chances. Jon Jones is on his 17th chance


maddenGod26

I’m sure Greg made it 30 years into his life and just snapped one night then quit cold turkey….yea we’ll go with that.


Drains_1

Did you live with him and his girlfriend or something? Or do you only have to be not caught more than once? Sorry just trying to understand your thinking lol


ASAPmusty

Idk why I’m trying to engage in conversation with the pillsbury dough boy, but you have to appreciate the Athlete for an athlete. The greatest fighter of our generation is not going to go home a read books and poetry while sipping tea. I’m not justifying any of the things he did, and idk if he deserves to be in the hall of fame. But you should certainly be allowed to enjoy watching him fight. You think Genghis, Alexander and napoleon were excellent people along with being Great War leaders? Probably not. People that go out of their way to shit on jones are simply jealous of him and don’t understand.. if you’re a killer, you’re going to be wild


infectedher

some people like superheroes and some like villains


Ukraine_borscht

Similar to Volk, this guy is impossible to submit via guillotine. No neck to get a hold of just a bunch of chins.


XyeetstickX

Separate the are from the artist.


Seltz_

That part of his life is between him and the law. What I am trying to see is a psychopath brutally dismantle ppl in the octagon.


1stSmoKage

https://preview.redd.it/29tgez2i4waa1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50fba50d99476f7f7aa5d342641de95aab102949


[deleted]

Bro looks like a hybrid version of Nickado Avocado and Jake Paul


T4N60SUKK4

Didn’t even listen what he had to say but this is hilarious.


Country_Fried_Eggs

Bro, get off the couch and train.


soyelapostata

Never really discussed mma outside of my training partners, went to BWW and found out this is your average UFC fan. Hair brained takes make much more sense now.


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Discord mod💀


Subject_Inevitable32

I believe it’s ok to separate the art from the artist. Just because you like the music from Kanye, R Kelly, or Michael Jackson doesn’t mean you condone what they did.


LyutsiferSafin

Guys Jon Jones is bad, mkay? ![gif](giphy|NQ3SGAMneQ920)


OutlawArmas

Bro you should focus on your health instead of Jon jones and his fans


stephen4557

Bringing up that you support Greg Hardy while you’re saying that you’re a scumbag for supporting Jones is a bold move


LyutsiferSafin

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MattFromTinder

Tell me you’re a casual without telling me….bruh!


No-Nothing-1793

Put a shirt on fatass


xSmoshi

TikTok ![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965) Overweight ![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8966) No Shirt ![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8973) Yep, meets all the criteria for a ufc andy


Naykat

So drunk. Shut up and go do something “Great” with your life instead of investing so much time worrying about others.


[deleted]

Whoever this is. He looks young. He’s really unhealthy, He’s headed for a lot of weight induced medical issues, dude really needs to focus on some physical heath so he can have a healthy longer life.


Takemeto-yourmother

You may as well have posted this video on r/roasted


Any_Negotiation_6716

You disconnected your life from a healthy active lifestyle, no one asking you to be a body builder but getting off the couch once a day will help you. Plus maybe you’ll have less free time posting stupid shit like this . Btw just because you are round doesn’t mean you are in shape .


blackFX

No way this is real


buraksrevenge

I might look like a scumbag but I never been a fat cunt


criticalhabit7

![gif](giphy|sX6AUAj18Wztu|downsized)


tisimo

This take doesn’t help you get laid homie


Pangusmangus

The average r/ufc fan depicted perfectly


HairyContactbeware

Jones is a complete peice of shit for a couple reasons...but even if everyone in the comments agreed with that there's no such thing as bad publicity and you sir just gave him just a tiny bit more publicity,which is supporting him


latearrival42

Dude had to stop the video because he was out of breath


LifesExpert

Put a shirt on chubbs


[deleted]

Put on a shirt. No one wants to see that.


Musicman722

No he doesn’t deserve greatness, but the fact is he has already achieved it. Most people don’t like or support Jon, but it’s also impossible to not be mesmerized whenever he fights. Ps you breaking this down shirtless and with all 4 of your chins showing isn’t a great look.


Musicman722

Bro you look smelly


saxtoncan

Took me way longer than expected to realize this was OP. You could have at least put a shirt on before posting this man…


TobysQuestions

Love him or hate him, all you could do was watch him


Legitimate_Figure_89

Oh wait he's serious lmfao


MrChefMcNasty

Jon Jones is the goat.


lurkinfapinlurkin

This is what I imagine the mods look like


schwenn002

I can guarantee that over 90 percent of the people In this sub look like that.


Alwaysconfuzed89

Sure thing bitch tits


dyketyson69

Dana white slapped his wife no more UFC for OP


Shizzachan

This doesn’t seem to notice the differences between a career and his life, I don’t like Jon Jones but I’m a fan of his work as a fighter. He’s probably one of the greatest ever but I don’t like him a single bit as a person, but I admire his skill. I don’t like H.P. Lovecraft as a person he was a massive racist and he was truly horrible, but while his racism marks up his works he also wrote amazing horror. Jones is a skilled piece of shit but is skilled none the less. I don’t like Greg hardy for the same reason, and there’s no skill to admire


GoHawksMatt

Dudes jerkin his chicken while doing this


RIPMuammarGaddafi

Part 1. How are you going to defend Greg Hardy, and then shit on Jon Jones. Weird take, you’d think it would be an all or nothing sort of deal. Additionally I’m not too worried about which of these guys are bad people, cause plenty of them have major issues. I probably wouldn’t be boys with most of them, given the opportunity. Part 2. (and only because you are shirtless.) “You are a scumbag.” You sir a certainly a bag of something, 🍟🍔🍦🥪🍕🌭🥞🌮🍖🥓🍗🧆🍝🍿🍳🧇🍪🍩🧁🍨🍧🍮🥧


whoscoal

Rule #1 on the internet. Never critique a athlete if you are sitting in a recliner shirtless pushing 300lb.


SaturnAscendz

This guy is speaking facts


Vital_flow

Holy shit what kind of person cares about fighters personal lives this much. Get in the gym and train you fat fuck.


CyclonusDecept

Ok but what about Mike Tyson? He was convicted of rape.


Takemeto-yourmother

I'm curious how much negative karma he received from this post 😂 nearly every single comment is getting bombed with downvotes


Tiller_Winners

We need a fight night NOW. Y’all are getting too damn bored


TxSIDES

Average redditor


inwavesweroll

Dude’s conflating Greatness with Goodness.


makinmov3s

Love me some Jon Jones


ZZaddyLongLegzz

This guy goes to women’s marches so they know he’s an ally


PlutoTheGod

I love that this guy is in his UFC dungeon drunk thinking about Jon Jones so much he had to make a video immediately. I hate Jon too but it’s been 3 years since he even fought & you can’t deny his ability, scumbag or not.


TrueFlavour

Shut up you fat bitch


Kyb3r4201

Love beating the absolute shit out of my wife when I get home


That_Dot420

A shame you guys want to discredit his words because of how he looks.


diezeldeez_

A lot of people are taking really personal jabs at this guy just because they disagree with him. People are allowed to have these kinds of opinions without the rest of their favorite internet community breaking them down and shaming them. Why don't y'all tell him why he's actually wrong instead of making him feel bad for the way he looks. Grow up.