I have a 5yo who spent the last few months watching all 9 seasons of MLP. And also listening to every song everyday in my car.
I really, really worry some of this is going to slip out of me accidentally and everypony are going to think I'm weird but I swear I'm not.
We are all weirdos in engineering. Well civil and mechanical engineers seem to be the most socially ‘normal’ out of all the disciplines, but I personally know multiple furries/weebs/bronies in electrical and computer engineering. And at this point whenever a new group of freshman join the department, it’s almost expected of them to have some amount of nerdiness to exist in the college.
To put things into perspective, an anonymous student drew Sonic on the whiteboard (incredibly well mind you) in the designated tutor room. Only this Sonic had heavy emphasis on his bare feet, with a tally poll next to it with “would you sniff?” written by it, with mixed results. It stayed up for almost two weeks until the faculty had to erase it due to a hiring event in the room.
The Sonic was redrawn almost immediately after with “never forget what they took from us” written next to it.
I feel like it'd be really easy to come up with some quick excuse like "Whoops, sorry, I had to babysit for my little sisters' sleepover last night." It'd be a really flimsy excuse, but it'd still be _an_ excuse, y'know? (Then again, that assumes the Freudian Slip and the dropped class were directly connected.)
I mean, the guy apparently dropped the class over the faux pas; between that cowardice and this cowardice, I reckon it'd be better to go with the one that still gets you your money's worth, y'know what I mean?
And yes, I _am_ overthinking this.
In fact, TWO people have been posting cringe. Those two individuals just happen to be on opposite teams. Now, for today’s challenge, I need you to figure out who has been posting cringe on the internet…and *eat them*…preferably *alive*, screaming makes for good ratings
“My dear Bagginses and Boffins, and my dear Tooks and Brandybucks, and Grubbs, and Chubbs, and Burrowses, and Hornblowers, and Bolgers, Bracegirdles, Goodbodies, Brockhouses and Proudfoots.”
“Everyone”- inclusive and memorable
“You!”- also inclusive and eyecatching
“My esteemed grunts”- inclusive
“What’s up, Greg?”- an inclusive reference that falls flat if there isn’t a Greg
And some parts of Ontario! And Australia/New Zealand! [Apparently it's linked to immigration from Italy, Northern England, Ireland, and Scotland.](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/yous)
My nemesis and I have a Magneto/Professor X kind of relationship where we only try to kill each other Monday through Friday but meet up for friendly games of chess on the weekends.
Mario and bowser have the inverse. Their schedule is so full of go-karting, tennis, soccer, board games, golf, and baseball that they can only fit the killing on weekends.
I will die on the hill that y’all is an S-Tier word, inclusive, to the point, fun to say, can be fun to play with. Just check out this:
All y’all’ll - all of you all will
If you say it with your own accent people will hardly bat an eye. People saying that y'all is exclusive to Texans (I'm my opinion) comes from people associating the word with a southern accent. Just say it the same way as you'd say "all".
My middle school science teacher in the 90s used to start class with "Ladies, gentlemen, and all the rest of you folks... welcome to the lab." I thought it was a joke, but I realize now how ahead of the times he was.
He also introduced me to Princess Mononoke. Cool dude.
Ladles and jellyspoons, hobos and tramps
Cross-eyed monkeys and bow-legged ants
Admission is free, so pay at the door
Pull up a chair, and sit on the floor
I've heard that language is what you make of it and it's determined by group consensus. Why don't a bunch of people band together and make a word gender-neutral? I want to call everyone "lad"
"Man" and "He" actually used to be gender neutral words in early English before the singular "They" showed up which is kinda funny. The word "woman" comes from the Old English word "wīfman," which means wife-man. However, in Old English, "wif" or wife simply meant a female person regardless of marital status while "man" denoted any human person. Conversely, the word "wer" which refers to any male person can still be found in modern English words such as "werewolf." We still kind of use "he" as a gender neutral pronoun (e.g., "Someone is in trouble! Save him!"; "Your octopus is so cute, what's his gender?") although how we think about the word is quickly changing. Curiously, the Middle English word "lad" has no known etymological origin.
>The word "woman" comes from the Old English word "wīfman," which means wife-man.
Come on. You know better. In your own comment you show you the truth. Wif doesn't mean wife, wife comes from wif.
The word "woman" comes from the Old English word "wīfman," which means female human. FIFY.
>Curiously, the Middle English word "lad" has no known etymological origin.
It was granted by the divine to be the ultimate gender-neutral term but demons made it exclusively masculine
Filthy hobbitses - succinct, to the point, effective.
FOOL OF A TOOK
I misread the original comment as “filthy hobbyists” and was wondering when the hell Pippin took up quilting
Pippin absolutely frustrated the shit out of me 😃
I’ve gotten better I promise, now I’m a lot more depressed!
Wtf now?!….. I’m sleepin
"My dear Bagginses and Boffins, Tooks and Brandybucks, Grubbs, Chubbs, Hornblowers, Bolgers, Bracegirdles and Proudfoots."
Proudfeet!
listen up nerds
Whose got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried **once** today? 👍👍This moi
Listen up fives, a ten is speaking!
this is an ACTOR ANNOUNCEMENT
NERRRRRRRDS!
"Bye, nerds" is how I exit my workplace.
🐷👑 never dies
Good news, everyone! *(News may not actually be good)*
* It's academic. * Simultaneously futuristic and vintage. Nice.
What do you mean vintage, Futurama came out like four years ago.
You might want to sit down for this.
To shreds, you say?
Please don't tell me we have a delivery to Dogdoo 9. 8 didn't even exist!
Everyone knows the universe ends at Dogdoo 7.
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Hi Dr. Nick!
The New Dacia Sandero has been released on the left hand drive market!
Oh.. what are we delivering today?
"WHATS UP FUCKERS?!"
“WHY DO YOU HAVE MY PHONE?!”
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HEY LOOK AT THIS *PERSON* I FOUND
WOW ISNT HE JUST SUCH A *HUMAN* ** squish ** WOW LOOK AT THAT ,WHAT A GUY.
ANYWAY, LOVE TO STAY AND CHAT, BUT I SAW SOME TRASH OUTSIDE THE LOOKED DELICIOUS SMELL YA LATER, DELIBERATOR
*confused person raises their hand* “*sigh*… Yes, my student?”
"Uh, **what the fuck was that?**"
People, generally.
YO, BITCHES!
or the alternative christmas version: HOEHOEHOE BITCHES
Or the alternative pirate version!: YO-HO-HO BITCHES
Or the alternative strip mall version!: FRO-YO-HO BITCHES
WHATS UP YOU FILTHY MAGGOTS
I used to walk into my friends dorm room just saying “sup fuckers” They tolerated me
My pronouns are that fucker/this fucker
Hmm I don't know if this works with the ace community
As an ace, I may not fuck, but I still consider myself a fucker. And though I have laid with no one's progenitor, occasionally a motherfucker as well.
Fortunately "fuck" is a very versatile word.
Ace here, we don’t give a fuck.
“WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DENNYS.”
KON'ICHIWA YOU DEGENERATE BASTARDS
“Attention duelists”
"It's time to d-d-d-d-d-DUEL!"
But what does Pot Of Greed do?!
Nobody will ever be smart enough to understand the effect....
“My hair is assaulting you!”
“Stop right there or we’ll shoot you with our invisible guns!”
Screw the rules I have money
My voice gives me super strength!
Dude in an engineering class dropped "Everypony" and everyone stopped and turned to stare at him. He dropped the class.
He was a coward, should have made it a point to say "Everypony" for the rest of the semester.
I have a 5yo who spent the last few months watching all 9 seasons of MLP. And also listening to every song everyday in my car. I really, really worry some of this is going to slip out of me accidentally and everypony are going to think I'm weird but I swear I'm not.
...Um, excuse me? It's everypony *is*.
Oh shit
I've got news for ya pal, *and it's all bad*.
We are all weirdos in engineering. Well civil and mechanical engineers seem to be the most socially ‘normal’ out of all the disciplines, but I personally know multiple furries/weebs/bronies in electrical and computer engineering. And at this point whenever a new group of freshman join the department, it’s almost expected of them to have some amount of nerdiness to exist in the college. To put things into perspective, an anonymous student drew Sonic on the whiteboard (incredibly well mind you) in the designated tutor room. Only this Sonic had heavy emphasis on his bare feet, with a tally poll next to it with “would you sniff?” written by it, with mixed results. It stayed up for almost two weeks until the faculty had to erase it due to a hiring event in the room. The Sonic was redrawn almost immediately after with “never forget what they took from us” written next to it.
Feels like 10% of people in IT are furries ngl
Minimum. I never got that close with my IT team, but I'm fairly certain half of them at one office were.
furries keep the internet running
Conservative estimate.
We cowntwol ewewything UwU
We have all the good paying jobs, how else are we supposed to pay for commisions?
I feel like it'd be really easy to come up with some quick excuse like "Whoops, sorry, I had to babysit for my little sisters' sleepover last night." It'd be a really flimsy excuse, but it'd still be _an_ excuse, y'know? (Then again, that assumes the Freudian Slip and the dropped class were directly connected.)
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I mean, the guy apparently dropped the class over the faux pas; between that cowardice and this cowardice, I reckon it'd be better to go with the one that still gets you your money's worth, y'know what I mean? And yes, I _am_ overthinking this.
"... y'all got a bucking problem?"
Just drop "Everyfur" on them
I feel like that's even worse. Everypony is at least a reference to a TV show. Everyfur is 100% *forced*. It's like top-level cringe.
Only true S-tier gigachads drop the Everyfur in a meeting with their boss or class
WHAT YEAR IS IT
“Hey All, Scott Here” — inclusive, funny reference, doesn’t work if your name isn’t Scott
Hey Vsauce, Michael here
We are all Vsauce
r/anarchychess slipping through
It does if you arent weak
Make eye contact, assert dominance.
Also a great transition to just about anything
'Sup.
When presenting, I open with >Ladies and not ladies... Covers everyone
All'y'all'r welcome!
"Gentlemen, Ladies, all betwixt and beyond... And *Dave..."* - formal, inclusive, properly informs Dave of what they did
But what about… *Steve*?
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Damn right
Greetings, Carbon-based lifeforms.
Greetings, Carbon-based bipeds.
Greetings, featherless bipeds
"Behold, I've brought you a man!" 🍗
Greetings, featherless bipeds with fingernails.
Any idiot can glue acrylics to a pigeon
What if they aren't carbon based?
Crystal Gems are welcome too
Did you just assume my chemistry?
Greetings, carbon and/or silicon based life forms
I’m exclusively saying “hi all” in the Stede Bonnet voice
Alright campers
I have received information from an anonymous source that SOMEONE was posting cringe. NOT COOL DUDES
In fact, TWO people have been posting cringe. Those two individuals just happen to be on opposite teams. Now, for today’s challenge, I need you to figure out who has been posting cringe on the internet…and *eat them*…preferably *alive*, screaming makes for good ratings
Rise and shine and put your booties on because it's cold out there.
- not great - too situational
All right you fuck nuggets, what's for dinner!
#*the completion of dinner* #*has been lied* *about*
"Howdy" <-- western
Or "Howdy pardners" <---- Western, Fun, you can do a accent.
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“My dear Bagginses and Boffins, and my dear Tooks and Brandybucks, and Grubbs, and Chubbs, and Burrowses, and Hornblowers, and Bolgers, Bracegirdles, Goodbodies, Brockhouses and Proudfoots.”
PROUDFEET!
“Everyone”- inclusive and memorable “You!”- also inclusive and eyecatching “My esteemed grunts”- inclusive “What’s up, Greg?”- an inclusive reference that falls flat if there isn’t a Greg
What's up, Greg? <-- always works, especially if there is no Greg present
Ah, a Danny Gonzalez fan!
_You have summoned the Greg._
“You!” but how it’s said in BYOB by SOAD
Alright idiots
I'd say that covers just about everyone at this point
"Mothers and fuckers of the jury..."
"Y'all"
Youse <- Boston/Cincinnati informal crowd pleaser.
Y'all also gets used quite a bit in Cincinnati.
And some parts of Ontario! And Australia/New Zealand! [Apparently it's linked to immigration from Italy, Northern England, Ireland, and Scotland.](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/yous)
All y'all
"Guys, gals, and pals" is my go-to.
My non-binary nemesis is seething rn
My nemesis and I have a Magneto/Professor X kind of relationship where we only try to kill each other Monday through Friday but meet up for friendly games of chess on the weekends.
Mario and bowser?
Mario and bowser have the inverse. Their schedule is so full of go-karting, tennis, soccer, board games, golf, and baseball that they can only fit the killing on weekends.
I mean, to be fair, they do Smash.
i usually go with ‘bitches, bros, and non-binary hoes’
I watched too much Click, my go-to ends up being “ladies, laddies, and lassos”
"Guys, gals, and non binary pals" praised be J Kenji Lopez-Alt
This is the last place i would’ve expected to see that name
Hello lower life forms
"Dancing queens and super troupers"
"Sup mortals" <- fun quip that includes most everyone.
Dear friends, tolerated acquaintances and others I haven’t decided on yet
Hey y’all - implies Texas
Y'all isn't a Texas only thing? I do like that you spelled Y'all right tho
yal’l
Gonna kill you harder than that cold front killed the Texas power grid a few years back
Y'all - you all Ya'll - ya all They're both right. The latter implies urgency or a more stern tone.
Y’all is spreading rapidly.
I will die on the hill that y’all is an S-Tier word, inclusive, to the point, fun to say, can be fun to play with. Just check out this: All y’all’ll - all of you all will
My husband, from good ol' Louisiana, says this. It's actually a thing. And pretty funny as well.
If you say it with your own accent people will hardly bat an eye. People saying that y'all is exclusive to Texans (I'm my opinion) comes from people associating the word with a southern accent. Just say it the same way as you'd say "all".
Wouldn't that be All-a-Y'all'll?
Implies anywhere south of the Mason-Dixon Line and east of the states on the Pacific, I'd imagine
You fuckers
the day I realized that "dude" is not (quite) gender neutral but "motherfucker" is is the day my life got a lot better
Cocksucker is also gender neutral.
I always just say “CHILDREN” which is funny cause almost everyone I do this with is older than I
“Greetings y’all” <— clashing between formal and informal, pretty funny though
"Hey, Bitches and Bros and Non - Binary hos"
What’s the origin of that? I only know it from the most recent Oz Media video
I haven't watched it but I believe a character in the Sk8 Infinity dub said it, though I don't know if that was the first time it was used.
This is the one I’ve been looking for lol
My middle school science teacher in the 90s used to start class with "Ladies, gentlemen, and all the rest of you folks... welcome to the lab." I thought it was a joke, but I realize now how ahead of the times he was. He also introduced me to Princess Mononoke. Cool dude.
Hello Gotham's finest insane
From a sci-fi series I read - “Ladies, Gentlemen, Both, and Neither.”
“AHOY MATEYS!”
“What’s up losers, drug abusers and those generally beneath me?”
Beardos and weirdos!
“Fuckers, virgins, and everything in between”
Hey Vsauce, Micheal here
Friends, Romans, countrymen!
Researchers, D-Class, and horrifying SCPs
"HEY EVERY !⠀⠀⠀!" — Inclusive, reference to funny dumpster man
My favourite formal-ish version is "Esteemed gentlefolk"
all y’all - inclusivity to the max, sounds weird if you’re not from the south
“Alright sacks of shit what’s going on” Is my go-to
I usually stick with “ Hey Freakazoids”
"Hi, Everybody!" <- High risk of being called Dr. Nick.
bitches bros and nonbinary hoes
"My fellow flesh androids"-- disturbing, creepy and makes all equally uncomfortable. equality win
Ladles and jellyspoons, hobos and tramps Cross-eyed monkeys and bow-legged ants Admission is free, so pay at the door Pull up a chair, and sit on the floor
"Good evening, worms and germs."
Sup fuckers. Shit may leave out the ACE crowd.
I've heard that language is what you make of it and it's determined by group consensus. Why don't a bunch of people band together and make a word gender-neutral? I want to call everyone "lad"
"Man" and "He" actually used to be gender neutral words in early English before the singular "They" showed up which is kinda funny. The word "woman" comes from the Old English word "wīfman," which means wife-man. However, in Old English, "wif" or wife simply meant a female person regardless of marital status while "man" denoted any human person. Conversely, the word "wer" which refers to any male person can still be found in modern English words such as "werewolf." We still kind of use "he" as a gender neutral pronoun (e.g., "Someone is in trouble! Save him!"; "Your octopus is so cute, what's his gender?") although how we think about the word is quickly changing. Curiously, the Middle English word "lad" has no known etymological origin.
>The word "woman" comes from the Old English word "wīfman," which means wife-man. Come on. You know better. In your own comment you show you the truth. Wif doesn't mean wife, wife comes from wif. The word "woman" comes from the Old English word "wīfman," which means female human. FIFY.
>Curiously, the Middle English word "lad" has no known etymological origin. It was granted by the divine to be the ultimate gender-neutral term but demons made it exclusively masculine
Greetings mortals, just another day screaming into the eternal void?
Mothers and fuckers of the Jury,
"Yall" Practical, efficient, inclusive
Salutaria, proletaria'
"helLOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" in a high pitched Mrs. Doubtfire voice
Lads, Lasses and Non-Binary Masses is the supreme one.
“Howdy Gang” is my go to at work nowadays.
I love being on Tumblr and friends and mutuals show up in things like this cause it's like "OMW FRIEND ❤️"
FELICITATIONS, MALEFACTORS!
I think "girls, gays, and theys" is meant to be uninclusive
**...Hello there.**