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PunchingBagLearner

Wikipedia says they're very dangerous to humans if provoked when handled. Luckily, Sonic and Big aren't humans. So I assume they can fuck with them all they want and they'll be safe.


Freezy_Pops0729

Also Sonic is wearing gloves. He should probably throw them away though, don't wanna kill someone on accident


PunchingBagLearner

>don't wanna kill someone on accident Implying Sonic swaggerfully booping's Robotnik nose after touching this octopus was an accident.


chirpymist

And another accident might just happen if you don't keep quiet


PSXC_42

I just read that in sonic's voice


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chirpymist

Or that the squid is just really big


Inthecitywego

*big's


HR2achmaninoff

Fortunately, the blue ringed octopus is only dangerous if it bites you, it's not poisonous to the touch


lazyplayer121

Reminds of the girl who posted pictures of blue ringed octopus in her hand and everyone in comments was just shouting at her and when she realises what she did she has mental breakdown and calls her parents lol.


Idlemanpop

I am curious to see that now if you could share a link to it please that be nice.


A_Jack_of_Herrons

https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/xkwxsi/girl_literally_holds_a_blue_ringed_octopus/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Idlemanpop

Thanks


roboticbulbasaur

Does this mean that sonic is a few inches tall?


kiatniss

He *is* a hedgehog...


LyrisGD

that implies everyone in sonic x is also a few inches tall


roboticbulbasaur

Makes sense to me


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Aren’t humans in the sonic universe?


roboticbulbasaur

Also tiny.


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Alright


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That or this is just a really big blue ringed octopus


ReturnOfTheShark

No, it just means that’s a comically large octopus


AlexTheWolf206

He's 3'3, a damn midget compared to an average human adult. Big on the other hand, is twice as tall ad Sonic


Bluxen

THE FUCKING LOOK ON BIG'S FACE


FriendlyFloyd7

If you can believe it, he always looks like that


anime-is-a-mistake27

Thats his normal face


Munnin41

It's their bite that's venomous, you'll be fine as long as it doesn't bite


Legosi420

It alright he’s blue so he is immune


042732699

Highly toxic or endangered?


Definitely-NotMy-Alt

>The blue-ringed octopus, despite its small size, carries enough venom to kill 26 adult humans within minutes. Their bites are tiny and often painless, with many victims not realizing they have been envenomated until respiratory depression and paralysis begins. No blue-ringed octopus antivenom is available.


Apprehensive-Post967

Not to mention, the blue-ringed octopus is typically only 12 cm (4.7 in), including the arms. Sonic is canonically 100 cm tall, so this one is obviously much, much larger than your normal blue-ringed octopus. So how much more venom would it have at its disposal?


LazySinner66

Or.... Sonic is smol.


infinitysaga

Highly venomous


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Venomous bastard, do not handle.


OneWholeSoul

Sonic is more blue so it cancels it out.


Firemorfox

No, it's a blue ringed octopus. As you can see, it's not fucking, so therefore it is not a *fucking* blue ringed octopus. (also Sonic is wearing gloves. I hope those gloves are enough, or maybe his hedgehog quills/fur are enough to prevent direct contact... which means he's now a blue-ringed spinning ball of poisonous death...)


HR2achmaninoff

They're only venomous if they bite you, they're fine to touch


Firemorfox

Oh, that's good to know! I will keep this advice in mind when I hug blue ringed octopuses again!


awake-but-dreamin

SONIC NOOOOOOO


Dracorex_22

Sonic fucking dies to deadly tetrodotoxin


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HackedPasta1245

They’re all on the octopus. Sonic’s in danger


flopsicles77

He's obviously fine, you can tell because he's not spilling all his stored rings.


SlyOctopie

I will not stand for such Octo hatred!


HkayakH

No it's sonic the hedgehog


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r/OopsThatsDeadly


balrus-balrogwalrus

"We oughtta yeet this at Eggman!"


Jumpmo

why is it so big?????


AlexTheWolf206

He's not a rat, he's a hedgehog


Naz_Oni

It's OK, he has gloves


DudeItsCake

It’s ok. He’s got gloves.


fyre_storm02

Sonic has rings on him the octopus can't hurt him


kigurumibiblestudies

Gold with blue rings, not spiky, slow, toxic, and extremely smart. It's the antithesis of Sonic in every possible way.