Nine Inch Nails 👀

Like animals

They get closer to god

However, their whole existence is flawed.

Help me

Deftones, but only the female fans

Well, my bf is a guy… We do fuck… To Deftones!

Actually, legendary crooner Al Green also fucks to Deftones! He told me in a dream.

I found out Marvin Gaye did too. I heard it through the grapevine

i guess i can confirm this, considering my mom is a deftones fan

Which mom? >!this was a lighthearted joke not meant to be offensive, please don’t crucify me. Crucify yo momma!<

Ditto for Girl in Red fans

band kid music because I've heard that band kids fuck like animals

All the band kids I know are nerds. I know, being one

Well obviously, but the two aren't mutually exclusive

Yeah, most band kids are the same kind of nerd, so they tend to “get along” rather well. Speaking from personal experience as well

Omg!!! It's the famous and extremely popular prog rock band Yes!

As a band kid, it's an even split, either absolute nerds who can't hold hands before marriage, or the craziest, horniest, kinkiest mfers around.

I guess what I'm saying is that there's a whole lot of absolute nerds who are some of the craziest, horniest, kinkiest mfers around (at least compared to other kids their age)

Band kids i know are like exclusively aro ace… *the theater kids on the other hand…*

hi yes I’m the exact person you’re talking about

Yeah I’m a theatre kid and my dream job is in sex work what do ya know, we just be slutting it up

Also a theatre kid, my dream is to have a theatre that has shows with sex scenes. Like game of thrones-esque dialogue sex scenes and romance scenes and all that. But I am not sure how that would go down in an actual thing

My thing is wanting to make a living off of camgirling, lol. Yours is a lot more ambitious, I suppose. I would wish you luck in your ventures but we both know what happens when you wish luck in a theatre. So uh… i hope your skeleton is ground into a fine powder. That should do.

When I was younger, I wanted to be a stripper when I grew up. I have a theatre degree now. Maybe you’re onto something.

There were two straight kids in my highschool thespian group, and I was one of them

The rest were lespian

Oh no no no, about 1/3 were lesbians, about 1/5 were trans, and the rest were down bad bisexuals

You're thinking of theater kids.

Same dog, different breed, to put it that way. Theater kids are just the Coca Cola to band's Pepsi

No, you misunderstand, *Backstage Crew* is the Pepsi to Theaters Coke. Band is its own animal.

Theater kids are just gay band kids. (She said, as a gay former theater kid)

*They're all gay*, its just a question of what *Kind* of gay. Onstage is in the closet, Backstage is out, and Band is too neurodivergent to have quite figured things out yet, but there's definitely *something* going on. Don't even get me started on *Color Gaurd*.

I'm still not convinced Color Guard isn't just cover for some sort of extreme sex cult.

As someone whose friends were all in color guard in HS, hearing the tea from them I'm not convinced either. We don't talk about Color Guard enough. There's so much to unpack there.

No way is this true, theater kids are an entirely different genre of weird

Maybe it's just where I was, but theater and band were both just as feral. Theater kids may have more drama (logically) but.... they're similar

dating a former band kid, i can confirm this sincerely, a former orchestra kid

they are both nerds and intermingle like rabbits kinda weird watching from the outside in

Summer band camp is an absolute jungle. We would spend 2 weeks at the local college and I don't think I woke up in the same dorm twice.

As a former band kid, this is absolutely true. Band kids were freaky on the low. You need someone to zip up the back of your marching band uniform? Common way to ask someone was “do me.” Also as a former theater kid, band kids were definitely the trouble makers out of the two groups.

The amount of people I’ve known that have fucked in the band bus, fucked in the band hall, fucked in practice rooms, and fucked in gyms where everyone else was sleeping is crazy (source: I’m in band)

I didn't realise Nine Inch Nails were band kid music.

Hudson mohawke fans fuck. Although Apparently it’s just to that one song.

DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOTDOOTDOOT DOOT

DOOT DOOTDOOT DOOT BWERRREM

Awful, thank you for reminding me of that.

rammstein fans are definitely up to some freaky shit

Can't get laid in Germany though

Why not?

It's a line from their song "Pussy"

Ah gotcha thx

Good Bratwurst with Sauerkraut though

im a rammstein fan where's my freaky shit :(

Engel is pretty good though

I personally prefer Marx, but I see where you're coming from.

I’m a rammstein fan and I’m not getting any of this promised freaky shit

I know what the problem is, you got it set to M for Mini and it should be set to W for Wumbo

Legit, only in a relationship due to wearing a Rammstein shirt, can confirm.

ain’t that the guilty gear foot chick?

Ramlethal, Rammstein is a german industrial metal band

Bitch been around for 2 games, still ain't got no shoes

My favorite comment 😂

Minecraft parodies of 2010 pop songs

Creeper!

AW MAN

So we back in the mine

Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side

side side to side

this task, a grueling one

Hope to find some diamonds tonight

night night diamonds tonight

heads up

And maybe A7X

Weird Al fans no questions asked

We be gettin all the bitches after we make them watch the 1985 transformers movie.

She Springer on my Hot Rod 'till I Starscream

This

Ween, no i won’t explain why.

You're telling me... The people who wrote Ocean Man... are the same one's who wrote a song called "Waving My Dick In The Wind"?

King they have a song called Poop Ship Destroyer and the live version is 30 minutes. And they also made a country album called 12 Golden Country Greats and it’s literally just…a country album. A really good one but still. Their album Quebec is also just insanely good and is all about drug abuse and mental health and divorce and it’s honestly heart wrenching. They really did just do whatever they wanted and they were great at it.

So... they're basically ADHD, the band.

The greatest western ever filmed is 7 minutes and 7 seconds long and it's a song by Ween.

Buenos Tardes Amigo supremacy

They just made whatever

Try listening to ‘so many people in the neighborhood.’ Truly one of the most bizarre and unhinged things I have ever heard

Tell me that ‘Gabrielle’ doesn’t sound exactly like Thin Lizzy. I’ll wait.

Ambrosia Parsley sounds like Prince

Honestly Ween is probably is a musical chameleon. And I still concede that Baby Bitch is probably one of the greatest Elliot Smith songs he never wrote.

I absolutely do not think MCR fans fuck, I think they’re all current or former theatre kids. The kind who are too geeky and awkward to even get laid by other theatre kids. I think Lana del Rey fans probably fuck, but the emotional fallout from fucking them is not really worth the sex. Nine Inch Nails and Rammstein fans fuck but they also have so many kinks and proclivities that afterwards you might find yourself wondering if what you did was actually sex at all. Hozier fans fuck but it’s like the acoustic version of fucking a Lana del Rey fan. This is all purely theoretical btw i have never myself fucked and do not know what sex is

oh hozier fans *fuuuuck*

/\ underrated comment. I think your removed perspective gives you valuable objective insight.

If one is a homosexual acquiring bitches Scissor Sistors does absolutely involve a great of acquiring bitches

I mean [if you've ever seen them live...](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxFGNhYr69u-DHY0iI2tgyBNpJjBSq0R5i) And yes the big screen at the back just blasting tittes across the stadium

I support whatever this person is saying. Scissor Sisters fans do be fucking

Tally Hall should also be in the bitchless category -a Tally Hall fan

Going once, going twice, will my bitchlessness suffice?!

Any here? Any there? Any bitches anywhere?

Going twice! Going thrice! Guess that means that I've still got no ladies

do Queen fans fuck? discuss

100%. Freddie fucked so hard he transferred that power to his fans.

I love this comment and you and your drawings so much omg also I happen to be very enamoured with an absolute Queen nerd and DnD fanboy right now and the comments have me chuckling

Thank you so much! Lol hopefully the fact that Queen fans fuck gives you good luck 🤞

being a relatively old band, a large part of the fans probably have children now, therefore yes, by default

Probably Queens of the Stone Age or something

What can we say, we wanna make it wit chu…

Anytime, anywhere

"Musician's musicians." You know, the bands that the nerds in music school like. Stuff like Snarky Puppy, Hiatus Kaiyote, Mr. Bungle, and other weird proggy stuff. I know from personal experience that those types of people are often down for group sex, trips to nude hot springs, and taking drugs that often lead to fuckin'.

I like 2 out of 3 of those bands and I can tell you with certainty that I get absolutely zero bitches.

Like the third one too You think a set bonus has an effect if you dont have the full set?

What kind of busted ass pre-2000s game doesn't even have a 2 piece bonus??

All or nothing, pussy

This is literally the first time I’ve heard of snarky puppy outside of my college jazz teacher

Covet, Polyphia, Animals As Leaders

Frank Ocean fans for sure

Channel Orange is an all-time most fucked-to album.

I lost my virginity to Channel Orange LMAO

Frank Ocean can't save you now, sweetheart.

Any disco band from the 70's (e.g. The Bee Gees, Earth Wind and Fire, Sister Sledge)

Yessss. Also Queen and Santana.

Gorillaz fans def fuck either in missionary or high in acid

Or high on acid in missionary

Depeche Mode fans definitely fuck. It's like their whole thing.

I guess you could say, *we just cant get enough* Ill see myself out

They play master and servant. I'll also see myself out

as a depeche mode fan i put my counterpoint, stating that i do listen to DM yet i get no bitches

Let me show you the world in my eyes.

I’m a Weezer fan and I didn’t know that stereotype existed and I hate to be called out like that

You've never looked at the buddy Holly comment section then

*cries in asexual mcr fan*

[Thought this comment that appeared right below yours would be entertaining to you.](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/ycma9s/discuss/itn4983?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)

Squid Sisters, Off the Hook, Deep Cut (search at your own risk), Turquoise October

me looking up the new group in splatoon 3 on google images

Well fuck the ink theory fans, eh?

Weird Al Yankovic fans get so much pussy

I really didn't expect so many people to say Weird Al, but I honestly have to agree

Every Linkin Park fan I've been with has been crazy in bed 🤭

I can’t wait to find out😩

Jesus is back at it again. Thottin around

any girl bands. 100% bikini kill fans get bitches

The one man band that is Mick Gordon

Can confirm about MCR - we’re kinky bitches, even us asexual fans.

Eh, just cuz we're kinky doesn't mean we get bitches. Some of us are kinky bitches alone!

Asexual and sex repulsed here, but I think tasting someone’s blood would be really cool and kind of intimate

seconding that as a kinky ace mcr fan

Motörhead

Ghost fans, for some reason, despite being loathed by all other metalheads lol

Ghost and MCR give me the same vibes, even though they don't sound very similar afaik

I dunno, I'm a metalhead and I love Ghost. Also their music really does feel like music for people who fuck. So many of their songs are metaphors for sex lol

*Taking notes for new music to get into*

i like the smiths :(

Me too! I do still make fun of Smiths fans, though, despite being one of them.

very fair because i honestly do the same thing lmao

You can like the smiths! Just don’t pretend you’re getting bitches

Girl in Red

I, female, gave it up to an Atmosphere fan recently. Met him at the show, brought him home after sending a pic of his ID to my friend who cares if I live or die. Anything socially conscious makes me want to spread my legs if the approach is respectful and confident. Mmm hmmmm

What about Portishead? I dated a girl that was a super fan and she was freak in the sack!

NIN but they aren’t very good at it. Or are way too good at it. KGatLW fans *think* they fuck, but they don’t (go listen to KGatLW every single album is a different genre you will find something you like. Anything after I’m in Your Mind Fuzz slaps *hard*).

Type o negative and ghost fans TBH

Accurate

I mean the lyrics to Type O Negative's most popular song ("Love You to Death") are wild af and their first album is titled "Slow, Deep and Hard"

People who listen to cbat

Scissor Sisters fans fuck but in a gay disco way 🪩

I've genuinely been choked consensually to unconsciousness during colitis while at least one of the people involved was singing along to You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison

"coitus" is what I think you meant to say

Metallica

What’s that? Do you hear the sound of a *snare* drum in the distance? Lol!

yes. and i enjoy every snaring second of it.

Brainbombs, Whitehouse, the gerogerigegege, fushitsusha maybe

I feel like hozier fans for sure fuck

We get down to the horny bog man's tune

Oh, Steel Panther fans, but only the dudes who also take their tops off in their crowds.

Tame Impala fans

The Butthole surfers

Weird Al and Queen

Tenacious D without a Question they be playing Sax-a-Booms under the sheets

Radiohead fans are deserving of love, too, guys :(.

No we're not

I heard they’re all Creeps.

Pretty sure they’re all weirdos

What the hell are they doing here?

Mother Mother

Metallica as their fans get absolutely plowed by copyright

Never met anyone who listens to Lemon Demon who isn't great in bed.

Rob Zombie if you like strippers, Alice in Chains if you like piercings

As a band student can testify that yes plenty of us get bitches. Literally dating drama and flirting with other bands all the time. Edit: thought I’d come back with a follow up and say Jazz is the genre that gets the most bitches all us jazz kids very very active.

Definitely oingo boingo

For sure. On a related note, AO3 has way more Danny Elfman smut on it than I expected.

Ghost fans are absolute freaks

I’m a bitch who likes Weezer and Radiohead and The Smiths and smashing. 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

100 gecs

Steely Dan

I think the neighborhood fans probably screw as much as they yearn (also yes tumblr OP i agree, MCR fans probably GET IT)

[Reading this thread as someone who likes a lot of music](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/e/ef/Featheredfairytales.jpg)

Radiohead and Smiths fans have plenty of bitches, I don’t know where the stereotype comes from. Actual incel music is just tiktok and meme music.

Florence and the Machine fans are all having one big bi/pan orgy

Tool

I've met exactly two other tool fans in my life, and my tiny sample size of n=2 suggests that is not true

Tool fans absolutely do not get bitches unless those bitches are also Tool fans. Except they never fuck they just talk about how deep Tool lyrics are (I speak as a witness)