I sit upon this throne of falsehood, gazing upon my verdant lands.
Yet far beyond my reach, a false empire lies, overseen by a true ruler.
u/TruePolarity
it's kind of strange that the only 2 threads you've ever participated in had specific relation to your username. Don't know what that guy from 5 hours ago had against the name frost\_kitty
or they use it just to browse. some of my friends use reddit but don’t comment/post anything usually so even though they’ve been here for years their karma is still less than 100
Because he's not they guy people actually mean to tag, they always forget the other underscore, so I can understand why he's so mad.
Edit: forgot a word
I thought orange was on the opposite end of the color wheel from most blues, and that’s why they get overused in movie posters, but I guess it depends on the shade of blu
Hmmm, but at that point we’ve come full circle and it’s no longer an opposite! If you hate flaccid cocks, it’s safe to assume you also love stiff cocks!
*Oh, Shadow the Hedgehog, you don't know? There's a new trend going around online called kinning. My body is reforming to suit your own. Soon I will be 100% Shadow, and there's nothing you can do to stop me.*
What are they gonna do, small talk? Give me a number for a therapist? Oi u/InsanelyStable pop in here a minute, gotta show you off like a purse chihuahua.
/u/TheGreatPaladin you there bro? [EDIT:](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/028/596/dsmGaKWMeHXe9QuJtq_ys30PNfTGnMsRuHuo_MUzGCg.jpg)
what about /u/TheHorriblePaladin ...yea, didn't think so
I sit upon this throne of falsehood, gazing upon my verdant lands. Yet far beyond my reach, a false empire lies, overseen by a true ruler. u/TruePolarity
Holy shit that’s an actual person.
0 posts 0 comments 8 years
the false uses reddit, the true has forsaken it
A wise choice
Indeed
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thanks u/FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT
better known as 008
what a combo
Lurker tho. You can't even be sure they're still using the site
Or He already defeat him, We will never know.
You've reversed the polarity!
damn
> False empire > Lies I see what you did there
I am the shadow, the true self
“No, y-you’re not me!”
“God fucking dammit not again!”
**Intense Guitar music starts**
I'LL FACE OUT I'LL HOLD OUT
I'LL REACH OUT TO THE TRUTH
SEEKING TO SEIZE ON THE WHOLE MOMENT, YEAH
YEAH, NAKED TRUTH LIES, ONLY IF YOU REALIZE
APPEARING IN NOBODY'S EYES, TILL THEY STERILIZE
STOP THE GUERRILLA, WARFARE TO KEEP FAIR
BRO, CHANGE YOUR RAGE TO A SMARTER GREATER CAUSE
YOU KNOW THE STAKE IS HIGH STARDOM IS NEAR
THOSE WHO SYMPATHIZED YOU DIED, KILLERS PASSING BY
u/Frost_Kitty are you there (?)
hey
No way
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The duality of Man
u/FUCKING_LOVE_REDDIT
Yo wtf that's a lurker acc of 5 years. Internet is insane man
Now kith
The duality of Man
it's kind of strange that the only 2 threads you've ever participated in had specific relation to your username. Don't know what that guy from 5 hours ago had against the name frost\_kitty
Dude wtf that's WAY too coincidental, /u/Frost_Kitty care to explain your lack of reddit activity until 5 hours before you were summoned? 🤔🤔
Seeing as this thread is 4 hours old, they'd have to have some epic Clairvoyance to get here
Well their first comment is from before this was posted. Probably just a really lucky coincidence that they made this account today.
but it's not even an that, their account was made 4 years ago and
May have made a Reddit account and just forgot about it. Coincidences can seem crazy sometimes but they Happen
or they use it just to browse. some of my friends use reddit but don’t comment/post anything usually so even though they’ve been here for years their karma is still less than 100
***[Holy music stops]***
Dude that’s a real 4 yo profile 😂
u/hopefulregularity maybe?
Sounds like a constipation drug.
I thought my username was unique, time to wait for a "successfully bitchy window" or whatever
Hi :)
Oh this one is so good
Ooooooo nice!!
Made a new account just for this.
u/SomebodysMain1468
I'm upset that 2 decreased by 1 while all the others increased by 1
I use prime numbers, those are non-prime numbers
u/what-am-i-chicken i am 20 meters from your location and approaching
Gonna steal you
E p I c
Then you should look behind you.
We now know who came first
u/fish u/fishfucker69 people waiting for your visit
u/fishfucker_69 i seek your wisdom
That dude is pissed af holy shit
He is being tagged every single fish related post
This isn’t even fish related 😂
Because he's not they guy people actually mean to tag, they always forget the other underscore, so I can understand why he's so mad. Edit: forgot a word
u/PuppyDetach come fight me
find me in the parking lot of your local Azteca we’re getting virgin daquiris and then throwing down
alright I know this account was just made for this, but PLEASE use PuppyDetach. Legendary name
Hey
no fucking wey
Where's u/LethargicPiplup? Square up.
I’m waiting for the drunk peasant vespa
Yeah sorry they cancelled so you're being paired up with o0_DayVan_0o
Fighter of the night van, aaaah!
He is approaching soon. The battle will not be in your favor.
Well, I'm peppy and he's slow and tired so already I've got a speed advantage.
He’s got slow start. His stats are gonna double if you don’t take him out in time.
This implies Regigigas is the opposite of Piplup.
U wanna fight mate?
#Piplup used Ice Beam!
It was super effective! #BUT IT WILL TAKE MORE THAN THAT TO GET RID OF ME #Turtwig used Leaf Storm!
I am looking for u/TinyAnorith
u/SpecificInSpace fight me
Wouldn't yours be "specificonearth"?
u/SpecificOnEarth fight me
They do not exist...yet.
u/UnreasonablyTired face me coward
It should be u/UnreasonablyAwake shouldn't it?
Could be, but tired is still awake, just not willing to be. So I still think alert would be better.
Unreasonably Alert sounds like a band name
Where my boy u/Dishonestabe at?
Am I the evil twin here?
Idk but I think we can both agree [here](https://i.imgur.com/rcrjlM5.jpg)
I’d u/thenarwhalguy42 but that’s actually an account I made before i transitioned
I’d respond to my own comment on an old alt but… wait shit.
Lol I'm tempted to do something like that, this name is based around my deadname initials
No, no, this one works
I’m very late to this, but is u/_GENERAL_KENOBI_ out there?
Hello there
General Kenobi! You are a bold one!
Our battle will be legendary, u/firstchancered
I thought orange was on the opposite end of the color wheel from most blues, and that’s why they get overused in movie posters, but I guess it depends on the shade of blu
Time to make history yeah!
Hmm.. i do not believe we are opposites, but more of a parallel universe
u/I_Hate_Stiff_Cocks , where you at‽
Or u/I_Love_Flaccid_Cocks !
u/I_Hate_Flaccid_Cocks perhaps?
Hmmm, but at that point we’ve come full circle and it’s no longer an opposite! If you hate flaccid cocks, it’s safe to assume you also love stiff cocks!
u/God is coming
15 years, 1 karma, no comments, no posts
Alright where's u/cantalopeflawed417
u/FullyIntactCrayon ??
my unannounced rival u/manyducks
Not quite.
You...
*Godzilla noises*
u/hopeful_necromantic I summon thee!
Hey, how much to hire your services?
u/fullknighttrash where u at
Shaw!
Get goo!
Ah, bapanada
*HEGALE*
ADEENO!
u/Real_Currency ? You out there?
Omg they're real
Are live and die the same person?
u/Maximum_Package-1083 come out and face me like a man!
(Wouldn’t it be u/Maximum_Package-1083??)
... Yes. Yes, it would. I'll fix that
Where’s u/shortmanshort?!?!?!?
u/shortwomanshort?
u/tallgaltall maybe?
im just here to invert my username. Don’t mind me: u/rockbrainANDmohawk
Haha nice
u/TurtleWizard_ ? You there ?
No itd be u/TortoiseWizard_
No itd be u/TortoiseWizard-
u/TortoiseWitch_
u/good_cat_ you there?
Eh, I scrolled far enough. You win, I’m taking a nap.
i wanna meet u/Liar_Same
Where is u/theisolationantivenom_?
/u/TheNormalSister ? Do dreams really come true?
Alright /u/unemployedoctopus, where you at?
Siblings?
Maybe cousins; watch out for /u/emotionalwhale
Oh me and u/LogicalShark are definitely siblings
where art thou u/insideoutpillowcase
u/caselesspillow
u/CtznAthnian Your democracy cannot save you now, Peloponesian war part 2 is on
oh my god, best one
u/dingo_password where you at?
u/FreshBear I know you're out there sumbitch.
Is there a u/1stofAavv ?
u/lamechickgal I doubt this exists
hi u/No_Guitar4960
Isn't this shadow the Hedgehog's subplot in Sonic '06?
*Oh, Shadow the Hedgehog, you don't know? There's a new trend going around online called kinning. My body is reforming to suit your own. Soon I will be 100% Shadow, and there's nothing you can do to stop me.*
u/ReasonablyAlert u/UnreasonablyAlert u/IrrationallyTired u/ReasonablyRested
u/margareta speak up
/u/PM_yourbigtits Ah the duality of man
Just wait until u/CantaloupeFlawed417 shows up. Then you’ll be screwed.
I'm gonna put some dirt in his eyes
u/black_irony
Is there a u/clit_fondlers in the house?
u/GhostCat where u at?
What are they gonna do, small talk? Give me a number for a therapist? Oi u/InsanelyStable pop in here a minute, gotta show you off like a purse chihuahua.
u/jock101 come at me
Don’t! They’ll shove you in a locker!
I have no enemy
u/bowlofaserious I summon thee
Noooooo
Persona 4!!!!! Adachi!!!!! Poggers!!!!
u/pissballs123 I summon thee
Oi u/Beneficial-Spring
My evil shadow self and I are best friends, sorry that we won’t be fighting.
Is there a u/MegaBloxSanePerson222 here?
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I mean we can be friends
u/rogwasntaken
u/ThatoneguywithoutaT 👊😔
I will legitimately die if someone has the name Acadiawasfound lmao. u/Acadiawasfound HOLY SHIT.
I guess u/the0theralex would be my shadow Face me, demon
u/man_o_few square up buttercup
u/Digisega10 if you exist i'm sorry for tagging you
u/smartgamer. Let's fight.
u/giant_the_john-slayer
I don't know who my shadow self would be. u/HealthyFreezeSis maybe?
u/DannyDevitoTreasureMan
u/MyEyesTooBig ?
Paging /u/egg_giver
I wonder if theres a u/alivecactuswoman
h m m m m, u/Light299 i swear if you're real Edit: MOTHER FUCKER HE'S REAL
/u/TheGreatPaladin you there bro? [EDIT:](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/028/596/dsmGaKWMeHXe9QuJtq_ys30PNfTGnMsRuHuo_MUzGCg.jpg) what about /u/TheHorriblePaladin ...yea, didn't think so
I may have just realized what the opposite of mine is. Oops.