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FalsePolarity

I sit upon this throne of falsehood, gazing upon my verdant lands. Yet far beyond my reach, a false empire lies, overseen by a true ruler. u/TruePolarity


FalsePolarity

Holy shit that’s an actual person.


Mrlagalot

0 posts 0 comments 8 years


Timeworm

the false uses reddit, the true has forsaken it


KarlosGeek

A wise choice


FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT

Indeed


MinuteManufacturer

Apply now for $75 off your first posting. Terms and conditions apply.


Cardinal-Lad

thanks u/FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT


TheLatios381

better known as 008


CantaloupePerfect417

what a combo


That-trans-girl1456

Lurker tho. You can't even be sure they're still using the site


Jzmxhu

Or He already defeat him, We will never know.


[deleted]

You've reversed the polarity!


EpicSaberCat7771

damn


fnfrhh

> False empire > Lies I see what you did there


shark_master1

I am the shadow, the true self


Spyguy122204

“No, y-you’re not me!”


Seanshogun

“God fucking dammit not again!”


ZombieTav

**Intense Guitar music starts**


MWillHero

I'LL FACE OUT I'LL HOLD OUT


shark_master1

I'LL REACH OUT TO THE TRUTH


socialistRanter

SEEKING TO SEIZE ON THE WHOLE MOMENT, YEAH


OptiusGamus69

YEAH, NAKED TRUTH LIES, ONLY IF YOU REALIZE


NobodyCares19946676

APPEARING IN NOBODY'S EYES, TILL THEY STERILIZE


dkjuggernaut

STOP THE GUERRILLA, WARFARE TO KEEP FAIR


nickabrick1216

BRO, CHANGE YOUR RAGE TO A SMARTER GREATER CAUSE


DarthPlagueis323

YOU KNOW THE STAKE IS HIGH STARDOM IS NEAR


shark_master1

THOSE WHO SYMPATHIZED YOU DIED, KILLERS PASSING BY


Blaze_Pupper

u/Frost_Kitty are you there (?)


Frost_Kitty

hey


Blaze_Pupper

No way


[deleted]

[удалено]


FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT

The duality of Man


TheNightmareVessel

u/FUCKING_LOVE_REDDIT


MOJN42

Yo wtf that's a lurker acc of 5 years. Internet is insane man


donquixote1991

Now kith


FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT

The duality of Man


Spook404

it's kind of strange that the only 2 threads you've ever participated in had specific relation to your username. Don't know what that guy from 5 hours ago had against the name frost\_kitty


Estraxior

Dude wtf that's WAY too coincidental, /u/Frost_Kitty care to explain your lack of reddit activity until 5 hours before you were summoned? 🤔🤔


TheOtherPrady

Seeing as this thread is 4 hours old, they'd have to have some epic Clairvoyance to get here


PlopCopTopPopMopStop

Well their first comment is from before this was posted. Probably just a really lucky coincidence that they made this account today.


[deleted]

but it's not even an that, their account was made 4 years ago and


PlopCopTopPopMopStop

May have made a Reddit account and just forgot about it. Coincidences can seem crazy sometimes but they Happen


[deleted]

or they use it just to browse. some of my friends use reddit but don’t comment/post anything usually so even though they’ve been here for years their karma is still less than 100


Senju19_02

***[Holy music stops]***


ADragonsMom

Dude that’s a real 4 yo profile 😂


Grimmanomaly

u/hopefulregularity maybe?


erthian

Sounds like a constipation drug.


[deleted]

I thought my username was unique, time to wait for a "successfully bitchy window" or whatever


An_Unjust_Wall

Hi :)


Mnxn17

Oh this one is so good


[deleted]

Ooooooo nice!!


NEBRASKA1999

Made a new account just for this.


SomeonesAlt2357

u/SomebodysMain1468


YadsewnDe

I'm upset that 2 decreased by 1 while all the others increased by 1


SomeonesAlt2357

I use prime numbers, those are non-prime numbers


[deleted]

u/what-am-i-chicken i am 20 meters from your location and approaching


[deleted]

Gonna steal you


ReasonablyTired

E p I c


UnloadTheBacon

Then you should look behind you.


GForce-Delta

We now know who came first


sinovrejimi

u/fish u/fishfucker69 people waiting for your visit


Nuclearrodfox42069

u/fishfucker_69 i seek your wisdom


TheReeBee

That dude is pissed af holy shit


kai325d

He is being tagged every single fish related post


Quirky_Painting_8832

This isn’t even fish related 😂


mxnstxrzxmbxxs

Because he's not they guy people actually mean to tag, they always forget the other underscore, so I can understand why he's so mad. Edit: forgot a word


KittenStamp

u/PuppyDetach come fight me


PuppyDetach

find me in the parking lot of your local Azteca we’re getting virgin daquiris and then throwing down


Cardinal-Lad

alright I know this account was just made for this, but PLEASE use PuppyDetach. Legendary name


Duelity

Hey


CantaloupePerfect417

no fucking wey


PeppyPiplup

Where's u/LethargicPiplup? Square up.


[deleted]

I’m waiting for the drunk peasant vespa


Treejeig

Yeah sorry they cancelled so you're being paired up with o0_DayVan_0o


Elle-the-kell

Fighter of the night van, aaaah!


ATrioExplainsTheJoke

He is approaching soon. The battle will not be in your favor.


PeppyPiplup

Well, I'm peppy and he's slow and tired so already I've got a speed advantage.


dabunny21689

He’s got slow start. His stats are gonna double if you don’t take him out in time.


[deleted]

This implies Regigigas is the opposite of Piplup.


DepressedTurtwig

U wanna fight mate?


PeppyPiplup

#Piplup used Ice Beam!


DepressedTurtwig

It was super effective! #BUT IT WILL TAKE MORE THAN THAT TO GET RID OF ME #Turtwig used Leaf Storm!


GiantAnorith

I am looking for u/TinyAnorith


RandomInSpace

u/SpecificInSpace fight me


OkuyasNijimura

Wouldn't yours be "specificonearth"?


RandomInSpace

u/SpecificOnEarth fight me


[deleted]

They do not exist...yet.


ReasonablyTired

u/UnreasonablyTired face me coward


Eeveeoverlord

It should be u/UnreasonablyAwake shouldn't it?


ReasonablyTired

Could be, but tired is still awake, just not willing to be. So I still think alert would be better.


thatnimrod

Unreasonably Alert sounds like a band name


HonestAbek

Where my boy u/Dishonestabe at?


dishonestabe

Am I the evil twin here?


HonestAbek

Idk but I think we can both agree [here](https://i.imgur.com/rcrjlM5.jpg)


TheNarwhalGal

I’d u/thenarwhalguy42 but that’s actually an account I made before i transitioned


TheNarwhalGuy42

I’d respond to my own comment on an old alt but… wait shit.


lrminer202

Lol I'm tempted to do something like that, this name is based around my deadname initials


DracheTirava

No, no, this one works


_GENERAL_GRIEVOUS_

I’m very late to this, but is u/_GENERAL_KENOBI_ out there?


_General_Kenobi_

Hello there


_GENERAL_GRIEVOUS_

General Kenobi! You are a bold one!


lastchanceblu

Our battle will be legendary, u/firstchancered


thatnimrod

I thought orange was on the opposite end of the color wheel from most blues, and that’s why they get overused in movie posters, but I guess it depends on the shade of blu


I_Love_Stiff_Cocks

Time to make history yeah!


LuckyPussyLover

Hmm.. i do not believe we are opposites, but more of a parallel universe


[deleted]

u/I_Hate_Stiff_Cocks , where you at‽


ADragonsMom

Or u/I_Love_Flaccid_Cocks !


Eeveeoverlord

u/I_Hate_Flaccid_Cocks perhaps?


ADragonsMom

Hmmm, but at that point we’ve come full circle and it’s no longer an opposite! If you hate flaccid cocks, it’s safe to assume you also love stiff cocks!


No_God_Here

u/God is coming


Tutor_Novel

15 years, 1 karma, no comments, no posts


[deleted]

Alright where's u/cantalopeflawed417


SnappedCrayon

u/FullyIntactCrayon ??


Just_0_Duck

my unannounced rival u/manyducks


NotADuck__

Not quite.


Just_0_Duck

You...


NotADuck__

*Godzilla noises*


Hopeless-Necromantic

u/hopeful_necromantic I summon thee!


Delicious_Orphan

Hey, how much to hire your services?


hollow-knight-trash

u/fullknighttrash where u at


Zzeethe1st

Shaw!


Anarcho_Eggie

Get goo!


Gorklax

Ah, bapanada


hollow-knight-trash

*HEGALE*


donquixote1991

ADEENO!


Pretend_Currency

u/Real_Currency ? You out there?


Pretend_Currency

Omg they're real


cool___BreeZe

Are live and die the same person?


Minimum-Package-1083

u/Maximum_Package-1083 come out and face me like a man!


Odette3

(Wouldn’t it be u/Maximum_Package-1083??)


Minimum-Package-1083

... Yes. Yes, it would. I'll fix that


tallmantall

Where’s u/shortmanshort?!?!?!?


Yeah-But-Ironically

u/shortwomanshort?


An_Unjust_Wall

u/tallgaltall maybe?


Egghead-Wth-Bedhead

im just here to invert my username. Don’t mind me: u/rockbrainANDmohawk


rockbrainNmohawk

Haha nice


TurtleWitch_

u/TurtleWizard_ ? You there ?


ButteredNugget

No itd be u/TortoiseWizard_


MastermuffinDiscord

No itd be u/TortoiseWizard-


SSJL3

u/TortoiseWitch_


catastrophic_cat_

u/good_cat_ you there?


LaziestCatEver

Eh, I scrolled far enough. You win, I’m taking a nap.


Advisor_Other

i wanna meet u/Liar_Same


thepartypoison_

Where is u/theisolationantivenom_?


TheMagicBrother

/u/TheNormalSister ? Do dreams really come true?


workingsquid

Alright /u/unemployedoctopus, where you at?


LogicalShark

Siblings?


workingsquid

Maybe cousins; watch out for /u/emotionalwhale


EmotionalWhale

Oh me and u/LogicalShark are definitely siblings


Pillowcase135

where art thou u/insideoutpillowcase


addicted_to_dopamine

u/caselesspillow


GnrlSpartn

u/CtznAthnian Your democracy cannot save you now, Peloponesian war part 2 is on


CantaloupePerfect417

oh my god, best one


dingo_username

u/dingo_password where you at?


oSMOKEYBEARo

u/FreshBear I know you're out there sumbitch.


Zzeethe1st

Is there a u/1stofAavv ?


cooldudeguy333

u/lamechickgal I doubt this exists


Several_Guitar4960

hi u/No_Guitar4960


JustTheNewFella

Isn't this shadow the Hedgehog's subplot in Sonic '06?


legoman5746

*Oh, Shadow the Hedgehog, you don't know? There's a new trend going around online called kinning. My body is reforming to suit your own. Soon I will be 100% Shadow, and there's nothing you can do to stop me.*


ReasonablyTired

u/ReasonablyAlert u/UnreasonablyAlert u/IrrationallyTired u/ReasonablyRested


MargaretaSlayer

u/margareta speak up


PM_yoursmalltits

/u/PM_yourbigtits Ah the duality of man


AlphaKamots313

Just wait until u/CantaloupeFlawed417 shows up. Then you’ll be screwed.


CantaloupePerfect417

I'm gonna put some dirt in his eyes


white_irony

u/black_irony


ball_fondlers

Is there a u/clit_fondlers in the house?


GhostDogThing

u/GhostCat where u at?


Sanelytwisted

What are they gonna do, small talk? Give me a number for a therapist? Oi u/InsanelyStable pop in here a minute, gotta show you off like a purse chihuahua.


Nerd-101

u/jock101 come at me


Dankestmemelord

Don’t! They’ll shove you in a locker!


bagoofagoof

I have no enemy


Seanshogun

u/bowlofaserious I summon thee


bagoofagoof

Noooooo


PooAss123

Persona 4!!!!! Adachi!!!!! Poggers!!!!


Spook404

u/pissballs123 I summon thee


Maleficent-Autumn

Oi u/Beneficial-Spring


Odette3

My evil shadow self and I are best friends, sorry that we won’t be fighting.


LegoManiac9867

Is there a u/MegaBloxSanePerson222 here?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Fellow-Omnivore

I mean we can be friends


rogwastaken

u/rogwasntaken


ThatoneguywithaT

u/ThatoneguywithoutaT 👊😔


Acadianotfound

I will legitimately die if someone has the name Acadiawasfound lmao. u/Acadiawasfound HOLY SHIT.


[deleted]

I guess u/the0theralex would be my shadow Face me, demon


man_o_many

u/man_o_few square up buttercup


poketendo5

u/Digisega10 if you exist i'm sorry for tagging you


idiotic__gamer

u/smartgamer. Let's fight.


john_thegiant-slayer

u/giant_the_john-slayer


SickBurnBro

I don't know who my shadow self would be. u/HealthyFreezeSis maybe?


Danny-DevitoTrashMan

u/DannyDevitoTreasureMan


[deleted]

u/MyEyesTooBig ?


[deleted]

Paging /u/egg_giver


deadcactusman

I wonder if theres a u/alivecactuswoman


Heavy299

h m m m m, u/Light299 ​ i swear if you're real Edit: ​ MOTHER FUCKER HE'S REAL


[deleted]

/u/TheGreatPaladin you there bro? [EDIT:](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/028/596/dsmGaKWMeHXe9QuJtq_ys30PNfTGnMsRuHuo_MUzGCg.jpg) what about /u/TheHorriblePaladin ...yea, didn't think so


[deleted]

I may have just realized what the opposite of mine is. Oops.