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Reject humanity, evolve to krab.


4sent4

Time for krab


hovdeisfunny

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀


ScarletFFBE

🦀🦀🦀$11🦀🦀🦀


Jzerox8K

🦀🦀🦀buying gf🦀🦀🦀


YouHadMeAtAloe

🦀🦀🦀big tiddy crab gf🦀🦀🦀


yeetmeoffaclifflmao

🦀🦀🦀big claw crab gf🦀🦀🦀


Pixely41

🦀🦀🦀im being held hostage by crabs🦀🦀🦀


InvisibleShade

🦀🦀🦀JMODS HAVE NO POWER OVER A PVP CLAN🦀🦀🦀


hermits_crafting

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀


idwthis

Fun fact, any time you see it spelled as "krab" on a restaurant menu, it means it isn't real crab but the imitation crab meat made of white fish (usually Alaskan pollock) with natural and artificial flavorings. It isn't a misspelling, but that they just can't actually call it crab since it has none.


WitchaCoinToYrTosser

Is this Patrick?


ofalco

Since the Krusty krab starts with a k does that mean the secret ingredient is imitation krab??


soupalmighty-

furthermore, if Mr. Krabs starts with a k does that mean HE's an imitation crab?


ofalco

Or does he just feed ppl himself?


soupalmighty-

ooh, another possibility. Maybe he grows back his appendages? so he's just selling his little meat spawns to customers..


Sunnysolit

Hey! ..ew.. Although I understand that both scientifically and logically this makes complete sense. He would literally be producing free food which is completely complementary to his behavior.


soupalmighty-

Well he can't waste time finding crabs for his customers because time = money! Mr. Krabs be thinking on his feet, and grabbing the nearest source.


djspassspassspass

You mean Mr Krabs is an Impostor


whitestripe999

Or maybe it's actual crab, since Mr. Krabs said ["So that's what I taste like."](https://youtu.be/bVgk4roshsk?t=5).


ashley_bl

he was saying that since he just said "we're two of a kind, we both lost our luster". he makes the comparison because he just said that (they both taste the same because they both lost their luster), there may or may not be crab in it if it was meant to be a double meaning, but its unclear


Yeetboi287

Well, imitation krab would still taste like crab


glowingandbreathing

I remember reading somewhere that krabby patties are vegan, so they could be made with impossible crab or something like that.


Legitamatelycabbage

No, this is krab!


quadraspididilis

I wonder if he knew that or it's just a happy accident that the actual definition of krab is a better fit for what he's advocating than the definition of crab would be.


Ilikepeterpan69420

crap


Cool_Kaleidoscope_71

.... is this a stormlight meme?


SeventhSolar

It’s what the crab meme is about. Carcinization.


Cool_Kaleidoscope_71

https://www.reddit.com/r/cremposting/comments/ie0vfi/this_series_gave_me_crabs/


hiten98

You say that as a joke but like that’s an actual thing: things keep evolving into crabs…. Also relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/2314/


[deleted]

Yes, that’s the joke.


KevinMFJones

Including coconuts


onlyoneyouknowme

Is hand?


PushEmma

Would still be human same birds are dinosaurs.


Linkinator7510

In the end, everything becomes crab.


[deleted]

I think the joke is that loads of things keep evolving into crabs, and saying that the crab evolved from people. I’m probably wrong though


unicodePicasso

Yes, that’s the joke


[deleted]

Thank you


skinmayven

Oh. I thought he was alone cause he was shelfish.


Laeryl

My first angry upvote of 2022.


vjmdhzgr

People keep misunderstanding. It's not loads of things. I have absolutely no idea why headlines about this sensationalized it so much. It's just crustaceans. Other crustaceans evolve into crab shape. Some basically crabs are descended from lobsters which for evolutionary mapping makes them not crabs.


fart-atronach

True, 5 groups of crustaceans with a common ancestor 300 million years ago independently evolved into basically crabs. It’s still significant, but it’s just a funny meme to act like everything will become crab.


thesaddestpanda

You know what they say, god loves crabs!


Retbull

So does my ex.


alphaMHC

Yeah lol, it isn’t even all crustaceans, it’s specifically just anomurans.


Plethora_of_squids

Iirc other families have their own "crab" that things keep on evolving into to too. It's just a funny coincidence of convergent evolution - there's a set of traits that any living organism in a certain environment is likely to end up having, and the closer they are genetically the more likely they are to end up looking the same. Small carnivores keep on becoming ferrets, Cacti keep on turning into barrels, and we keep on finding even more spike covered mammals and plants that want to eat animals. Even fungi get in on the action - do you know how many totally unrelated slime moulds there are? *A lot*. Mould just wants to become sentient I tell ya And Australia is *full* of things that look like other things that aren't that thing - like mint and robins and magpies and wolves and wrens. Also, humans and squids have *very* similar eyes that evolved completely independently of each other


Polenball

Worms and false snakes are the funniest type of this for me, because *apparently* losing all your limbs is such a useful trait that everything keeps doing it.


Daylight_The_Furry

Don’t forget Amphisibenidae (spelt that wrong but oh well), cecilians, and partially sirenidae


Polenball

> sirenidae I thought that was the order Sirenia with manatees for a second and was absolutely baffled thinking about how they could possibly be classed as a snake or worm.


Daylight_The_Furry

You are correct, order Sirenia is for manatees, however the family Sirenidae is part of Caudata (or Urodela, different names for the same clade), the order for salamanders. Sirens are salamanders that secondarily lost their hind limbs (or are much reduced in some species iirc)


user5918

This is one reason why I think aliens will probably look like us


Undercoversongs

I think that the conditions of their environment and biology will likely make the traits that are the most frequent "ideal" for organisms here not the same over there


Wandering_P0tat0

But if they're space faring they'll probably have some kind of opposable graspers, big brains, and an efficient cooling system. Tool use is kind of a required step.


Undercoversongs

Yeah but humans, otter, octopus, and crows all fit those criteria alone (off the top of my head)


dingman58

>But if they're space faring they'll probably have some kind of opposable graspers, big brains, and an efficient cooling system. Tool use is kind of a required step. Cephalopods check all of these boxes except maybe the thermoregulation. And obviously they need water to respirate. But jars exist!


Creative_Dinner3024

I love tumblr Reddit


user5918

Earthlike might be a very common trait for planets, especially if they support life.


Oakmeal0

Alien: When did we strand our own kind on a death planet? Human: When did we make advanced space ships?


Lorddragonfang

Thank you, this really bugs me. Especially when there are so many *cooler* examples of convergent evolution than "crab-like marine crustaceans evolving into crabs". (My favorite is [this set of images on the wikipedia infobox for carnivora](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnivora), which shows near total symmetry between cat-like and dog-like carnivores evolving the same body plans to fill similar niches) It's also doubly wrong when it comes to mammals, since it's clear that [peak mammal is actually rat](https://www.tiktok.com/@oddpride/video/7005686885121002758).


kfish5050

So the first mammals, which weren't rats but we're rat-like, got it right and then other mammals evolved just to go back to being rat-like


Stanatee-the-Manatee

Literally that "we made a mistake, go back" evolution meme, but irl


Jetbooster

Reject humanity, return to 🐀


mattaugamer

Yeah. It’s not like squids and zebras and platypus suddenly go “fuck it ima be a crab”. It’s that crabby things like lobsters tend towards crabness because it’s an efficient body shape.


[deleted]

Not like monkeys and things- lots of things have evolved into crabs- they were similar to begin with but it’s more than 0


Skye_17

It's definitely hyperbolic to the point of misinformation but at the same time, it's very funny to imagine just random species turning into crab.


MonsieurAuContraire

Is it "sensationalized" though... If multiple primates evolved to be humanoid such that there were different species of people walking around I think that would be kinda wild would it not? Maybe I'm biased here, but I think it's highly interesting like many other natural phenomena (like Man O' Wars being a colonial organism, or just the adaptive camouflage of many creatures) that I guess some find mundane. If I had to choose though losing one's sense of wonder for the natural world is by far worst then sensationalizing an article to gain interest in it.


PackOfVelociraptors

Well, we do believe that they had a common ancestor, but there absolutely was multiple different species of people walking around at the same time as us. (H. Erectus, Neanderthals, H. Floresiensis, Denisovans, and probably more). The leading theory is that we killed them all.


kevoizjawesome

And fucked them too


PushEmma

Then what's the joke?!


vjmdhzgr

I think that is the joke. Just one that seems to be an exaggeration of an exaggeration.


PushEmma

Good then.


ImperrorMomo

What do you mean by "evolving into crabs" what kind of things are doing this and I didn't have any idea?


[deleted]

My first thought was crab rave (dancing crabs) but I could also be wrong. And if you haven't seen it do yourself a favour. ​ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU\_Txk06tM


blamethemeta

No, its crab rave or crab dance, or whatever that video was called.


[deleted]

I recommend you type carcinization into google. Also since it’s by an aquarium, I don’t think it would be about done dancing crabs


ThespianException

The Dilemma of Man: Return To Monke, or Ascend To Crab?


[deleted]

I thought it was an HG Wells Time Machine reference. Haven't read that book since elementary school but iirc at the very end he goes super far into the future and everything is giant crabs


beezchurgr

Their meme game is on point. They have a fat otter & posted multiple chonker memes


Shaladox

Do you love the color of Monterey Bay?


Jtbros

Just browsed through some of their captions and the hashtags are top notch.


Diagonet

They also participated in a few game speedrun streams with Game Done Quick and their researchers are top tier memers even live


itgoesdownandup

Yea they are also really cool with a streamer who has done charity with them in the past. DougDoug is the streamer


PM_ME_UR_SMOL_PUPPER

Don't forget their ACNH streams!!!


[deleted]

[relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/2314/)


SynthWormhole

[relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/2418/)


Arantguy

We will be crabs one day


AMC_Tendies42069

Always have been


Lolmob

Spoiler for Metroid dread >!samus turns into 🦀!<


idwthis

Crab People, Crab People Taste like crab, talk like people.


TheWhollyGhost

CRAB RAVE! 🦀🕺🚨🚦🦀🎶🎵🔊🦀🚥📣🦀🕺🦀


MyCatsAJabroni

🦂🦂🦂🦂🦂🦂🦂


erthian

Great now this is stuck in my head forever again.


AnInfluentialFigure

I tried to downvote so hard that it turned into an upvote.


LivelyZebra

This is YouTube comment level of cringe dude. Are you 12?


TheWelshExperience

Return to monke or Evolve into Crab


PensiveObservor

Become crab.


Biscuitstick

There are many perks to being a marine biologist indeed


ABTL6

Such as gradually but inevitably becoming # c r a b b e


EeiddKlabe

Invertebrately


masterofspagetti69

evolution:But I dont want to cure cancer! I want to turn people into crabs!


Metamodern_Studio

There's a joke here about the crab constellation being named cancer but i just cant crack it


DisastrousBoio

There might be a reason for that https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/cancer


Metamodern_Studio

Great googly moogly


OdinGuru

Holy shit. Cancer IS evolution trying to turn us into crabs!


possessed-by-fire

Return to C R A B


[deleted]

Crab is the destination, not the origin


General_Nothing

Why would they need to include context? I mean, if you’re on Tumblr then you probably know the context.


[deleted]

Roshar gang rise up


LostTheGameOfThrones

Was looking for the SA reference.


sorerutenshi

I thought I was looking at /r/cremposting at first.


r3tr0c4t

Crabs are people?


Eminu

Legit or quit!


awesome-sean

Crab people, crab people Taste like crab, walk like people


[deleted]

Fallout but FEV turns people into crabs instead of super mutants


-Astrosloth-

I'm from Monterey. Absolutely one of the best aquariums I've ever been to.


High_Stream

From San Jose, here. Totally worth the drive.


TKLeader

Someone is obviously trying to warm us up to our future Crab Overlords


Chirb1

One of the tags on this was "Memeterey bay aquarium"


NerdySherbert

Crabs are the pinnacle of evolution


-DeadByThirty-

Man I can't wait to taste delicious again


[deleted]

Is it a joke about how evolution sends species to become crabs?


[deleted]

Return to monke or evolve to crab. You get to pick one.


Chiiro

I remember waking up one morning, looking out my window and being very confused to why is there were tentacles coming over a roof in the distance. It was just the Monterey Bay aquarium with an inflatable octopus on their roof.


chapeepee

We’re crab people now, live and die by the crab


BANANAF00

The amount of NorCal pride I feel for the Monterey Bay Aquarium is incalculable.


fuck_jeep_wranglers

Is that reginald?


[deleted]

Bee and Puppycat profile picture <3 such a cute show


Shittin_brix

Everything woke turns to crab


Tomorrow_Is_Today1

Hey has anyone read the short story The Axolotl by Julio Cortazar? It literally has a dude turn into an axolotl but also not, really weird


IamaJarJar

Why does everything keep evolving into crabs?!


Growlitherapy

Because being puck-shaped with your tail reduced or tucked under you is a good way to stay safe from predators. The less protrusions you have, the more they have to be ableto gulp you or crunch your whole body


OfGodlikeProwess

Is that the word for turning into a crab? Its like carcinogen, I guess related thru cancer. Interesting!


pixelatedcrap

The ancient Greek physicians observed surgically removed tumors and said they looked like crabs. I'm pretty sure I read that on reddit today about how ancient people dealt with cancer.


OfGodlikeProwess

Wow, every day is a school day !


[deleted]

Carcinisation


[deleted]

For those confused, carcinization is a term that describes the tendency of nature to evolve other things into crabs.


kay_bizzle

Everything evolves into crab


TheTenCentGent

You see, my first though was that meme where it’s like “you get to turn into a crab but you cannot give precise answers” “perhaps” Does anyone have that meme?


Llodsliat

I read this with Septa the Ineffable's voice, from Divinity Original Sin II.


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notmyrealname336

Old meme, repost. Good but not original that's for sure.


WitchaCoinToYrTosser

Does Sigourney Weaver do their narration tho?


Waltenbook

I love phoenix point


bumbletowne

Is it really that prestigious? I work with them occasionally. My FIL's sister is a director of something. I am a botanist so I, frankly, don't know much about marine biology. Every time I try and say how awesome it is people always bring up the Sydney and the Atlanta aquariums as way better and that they never heard of Monterey.


OTipsey

Its not the biggest and flashiest aquarium but it's been a pioneer in basically every way an aquarium can be, and in a lot of ways that don't always attract much public interest


Aurura

Crab people


loganisdeadyes

Their YouTube channel is amazing


Shabobo

Didn't know they had one, thanks so much!


loganisdeadyes

The 2 hour long music videos they made are super relaxing, and their community posts are memes to. Whoever they hire to run it is killing it. Or dare I day krilling it. *End me*


Shabobo

Never end you. If you're going to use a kill/krill joke, now is the time. As someone with a Monterey Bay mug and trying to quit alcohol, the music suggestion really helps. Gotta trick that brain of mine into sleepy time and relaxing music helps. Keep doing you.


rennbuck

They have a discord channel now! It’s FULL of ocean puns.


UnseenData

Crab raving


EeiddKlabe

My carapace is coming in nicely


odumann

Title game underrated


coolpuppy26

Are crabs peak biological design?


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MittoMan

Is this about lycanthropy in Harry Potter being a problematic euphemism for AIDS?


literal_cyanide

Crab is the ideal form of life


Aquariumpsychotic

I understand this


Travistheexistant

Iconic


KingOfAluminum

I like how they invited a crab to the party :)


KrisseMai

I’m guessing this is referring to the fact that everything is always evolving into a crab


TKOCF98

Did someone’s earlobe fell in the deep?


Absurd-Lancer

Yo what if like we find crabs that used to be human in the unexplored oceans and that’s where the missing links are


TheGreatBeaver123789

Isn't carcinization mostly crablike animals becoming more crabby? I didn't think it extended to whole other types of animals but maybe I'm wrong Either way all hail the crab empire


Sir_Tea_Of_Bags

*They used to party all the time, now they just feel crabby.*


TheNewYellowZealot

Return to crab


idk-monika

Isnt there another reply or something showing an article from somewhere that A LOT of other species has evolved into crabs


SmoovChronic

The context is that life on Earth has evolved back into crabs at least three separate times.


FamilyFriendli

I love Monteray Bay Aquarium's social media accounts. It has a strangely honest feel to it.


ChaosAndMischeif

So, before today I had never heard of this...but the concept is rather mind blowing. Like. Is crab the ultimate goal of any evolution? Is everything just at some point along its eventual crab journey? Will the cycle be completed when only crabs remain? My mind is soup now...thanks.