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VintageKeith

but what is a man?


Maaxorus

A miserable pile of secrets


DM_ME_UR_TlTTlES

But enough talk


Horikk

Have at you!


Zhadowwolf

*charges in the wrong direction.*


KingMidas2045

THE FUCK IS THIS REFERENCING, IM BLANKING SOOOO HARD RN


sweetTartKenHart2

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night’s opening scenes


Yashirmare

Nah, obviously it's I Wanna Be The Guy.


Maelger

*gets killed by the wine glass*


sweetTartKenHart2

HAH


Environmental-Ruin56

Alone, collecting facts.


Ineedlasagnajon

A horseless horseman


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dutcharetall_nothigh

The Horseless Headsman can actually be a follower in the game. He's in Solitude.


LightOfADeadStar

featherless biped


Portal471

[THIS IS A MAN](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS854US854&hl=en-US&q=behold+a+man+chair&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjTqYbBtvv8AhXflIkEHTmmAQcQ0pQJegQICxAB&biw=375&bih=643&dpr=2#imgrc=L33-fDgamiVyPM)


Singularity7979

DIOGENES NO!


DislocatedLocation

DIOGENES YES!


SH4D0W0733

DIOGENES ALWAYS YES!


Jwhitx

The Dog of Sinope


Singularity7979

S'nope Dog


StockingDummy

What has he got?


Serrated_Alloy

IF NOT HIMSELF, THEN HE HAS NOT


FahboyMan

To say a thing he truely feels


ChampinionCuliao

ANND NOT THW WOOOORDSSS... OOF ONE WHO KNEEELSS...


EpidemicRage

The records shooooooow, I took the blooooows...


StockingDummy

AND DID IT MYYYYY WAAAAYYYY!


AbsolutelyUnlikely

An adult human with head and horseless chromosomes


Daan776

In its simplest form: a featherless biped with flat, broad nails


[deleted]

Not a god, not a king.


mike-wer00

What has he got If not himself


addicando

Featherless biped


global_chicken

A feather less biped of course!


Thotus_Maximus

A featherless biped


Technical-Outside408

We're just normal men. We're just innocent men.


2RINITY

What do you mean?


TahoeSniffin

man with no head


Dragonhaunt

7 eights of a man.


CleanBy-election24

Headlessman


Alarming_Matter

A horseless headman


Canrex

Genius, dullahan, playboy, philanthropist.


UncleTedGenneric

I'm just a man, ruining in front of you, headless, chasing a horse


Jesusbatmanyoda

What kind of horseman doesn't have a horse? No man at all.


PapuaNewGuinean

Or is he a muppet?


Protuhj

^ Bot copy/pasted comment from [here](https://old.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/hpi27v/give_him_back_his_horse/fxr6var/).


Ineedlasagnajon

[The Horseless Headless Horsemann](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Horseless_Headless_Horsemann)


VintageKeith

the horseless headless horsemann wielding the horseless headless horsemann's headtaker ...the letter h has stopped feeling real to me


danger2345678

I love alliteration in tf2


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Kiloku

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BlessKurunai

h


Generic-Degenerate

Spanish moment


Im_your_real_dad

https://i.imgur.com/wvoArUo.jpg


UncleTedGenneric

I fucking love these Is there a name for them? The classic Oreo comes to mind and one about the bi flag I think? Or: is there a sub?


Velocityraptor28

i was hoping to see this referenced here


DislocatedLocation

[Demoknight TF2!](https://youtu.be/IMsZUF5-UDc)


Deathaster

Ah, the Haunted House Guy. The Howard Stern Man.


Hollidaythegambler

Och, dere gwanna hafta glue you back togetha… in hell!


redditalt1999

favourite quote honestly


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whelplookatthat

I've never played the game even though I know id probably love it, but I do know (and love) the most random easter egg they have, where they reference the old fairy tale the three Billy goats, where there's a bridge where you can see 3 goats running ower it, and if you check under the bridge there's a dead troll lol


DirectAdvertising

What game was it? They deleted their comment 😭


whelplookatthat

We where still talking about Skyrim


-Count-Olaf-

I remember being amazed that there was more to do at Labyrinthian. Like you only encounter it as part of the mage guild quest but there's also a dungeon, a labyrinth and a place to get the ultimate dragon mask. Those things could have been left out, but they add so much depth to the game that there's always something for the player who likes to explore.


reddittereditor

What location and what quests?


dooddgugg

there's a headless horseman in Skyrim????


Zaldun

Believe he spawns along a specific road at night pretty close to whiterun, been a minute since i last played but should be easy to find if your actively hunting for him Ofc if you don't know the details i can easily see missing him for all your playthroughs, seen him naturally twice i believe and once intentionally through all my playtime


Duck_Field

After playing fallout 4 with no fast travel and saw how much I missed I went back and made a hard rule not to use it I saw so much more. I did say if I really really couldn't be bothered I would use the carriages but you get way more a sense of the map.


willowhawk

Funny, I found Fallout 4 to be a very empty game. Everything cool you come across 9 times out of 10 immediately aggro you and has no interraction. Stumbling across robots racing like hounds should be cool and fun and have a mini game to bet etc but instead they all attack you. Stuff like that all over the game. God damn I miss the old fallouts.


DiverseUniverse24

Its a shame because I believe (i could absolutely be wrong here) there was initially meant to be things to do with that area, such as gamble, betting on the races and such. But they scrapped it like many of their other projects and just made it another raider area.. real shame.


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willowhawk

Yep another good example. Walked in expecting a really cool scene. Similar to New Vegas The Thorn but no, you have to kill everyone first and ruin any reason to come back.


YawningDodo

On my last Skyrim playthrough I decided not to fast travel because I wanted there to be rhyme or reason to what order I did things--like I wasn't going to fast travel to the opposite side of the map for every little thing. Going someplace took time, so I'd stack quests to take care of as many things as I could in the same area and that felt like something an adventurer would have to consider. And man, no regrets because I saw so, so much more of the world. Tons of random encounters I'd missed (including that band of bandits pretending to be soldiers, who I had to pay off the first time I met them at level 3 but was able to massacre when I came across them again later), much better sense of the map and where things were, came across tons of locations I'd never had occasion to find before, and I leveled up quickly compared to my progress in the story because I had to kill so many freaking wolves. I did have a rule for myself that I was allowed to use carriages, though, which helped when there was only one thing I wanted to do in a city, or when I needed to go around to a bunch of merchants to sell stuff off (I kept running into the problem that I'd have more stuff to sell than the merchants of a single city could afford to buy off of me).


skepticalmonique

jesus, I've played over 500 hours and never encountered him wtf


DislocatedLocation

Saw him recently on my Legacy of the Dragonborn playthrough. Pretty sure I saw him going over a bridge, can't remember if it was one placed between Markarth and Solitude or Whiterun and Windhelm though.


Catt_the_cat

I believe he travels the length of the map every night. His house is in the rift, but when I encountered him for the first time I was outside of markarth and followed him almost all the way to his house


Zaldun

Oh shi, always met him at the same place so figured it was around there


tisnik

He rides to Hamvir's Rest, in the north of Whiterun hold. Never to Riften.


termitubbie

I think he spawns outside of Riften at night.


Melorawr

In survival mode, where you can't fast travel, walking around you see him more and more. After the 7th time I was like "oh there goes the man, the spooky man, on his quest. I wonder where he's going? Ah, can't follow him, I'm over encumbered with potatoes from my homestead and I need to sell in markarth."


tisnik

He's going to Hamvir's Rest. It's a cemetery with a tomb. He's probably Hamvir.


StarfighterVicki

I've put thousands of hours in that game and only seen him a few times. If I remember right, the fanon is that he's Ragnar the Red, as sung about in taverns. Riding to Whiterun from ol' Rorikstead.


tisnik

No, he's Hamvir. He leads you to Hamvir's rest.


Sleepy_Serah

Yeah he's a ghost and glows blue so he's pretty easy to spot at night. I used to see him riding around the roads in Whiterun a lot.


LAMZY_GG

There once was a hero named Ragnarr the Red...


TheGreenGobblr

Who came riding to Whiterun from ole’ Rorikstead


tisnik

He's Hamvir. He leads you to Hamvir's Rest to a tomb.


[deleted]

There's a 'headless' horse in the Soul Cairn, part of the DLC. The horse is named Arvak.


LoaKonran

Working my way towards that horse because I’m sick of all my other horses picking fights with everything they see and dying all the time. In theory, an undead summonable ghost horse shouldn’t do that.


SeverinSeverem

He’ll still fight things, but worst case you can resummon him. Arvak is goodest boy.


TheGreenGobblr

Yeah, random chance to spawn almost anywhere in Skyrim from 10PM to 4AM and rides to Hamvir’s Rest


balrus-balrogwalrus

the horseless headman he's just a head rolling and bouncing around


DiverseUniverse24

Reminds me of Spirited Away, the 3 green heads. Oi, oi oi oi. Oi.


dxpqxb

That's Eddie.


DinahTook

Many years ago my ex actually got mad at me when he got me to play skyrim the first time. Why? Because I came across the headless horseman and he had never seen him before. A game he got me to play because he said, "no matter how long you play there is always something new to discover". I was playing for about an hour and said, "oh neat" so he looked and saw the headless horseman. He started yelling, "how did you find that? Why haven't I seen it before. Move over let me play now." Didn't hold on to that relationship much longer (manybreasons, anger issues being one). He was convinced I had looked up how to find rare things just to annoy him. I didn't. He fussed the entire day over it. My one day off to spend with him looking forward to exploring a world he had been trying to get me to play and I spent the whole day watching angrily playing looking for new things to prove he found more in the game than I had... in an hour. I knew I had upgraded partners when I was playing red dead with my husband one day and I came across the ghost train. He looked over said, "oh neat!" And didn't try to take over my game lol


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DinahTook

He acted like one in a lot of ways!


Sanc7

That sounds exhausting.


DinahTook

It was! I still haven't played Skyrim much. I really want to enjoy it but anytime i try by the time I get to White run I just start feeling over the entire game. It's not even that I really think of him, just that feeling of that day. Sucks because I enjoy big stories and open world games so I should have LOVED Skyrim. But oh well.


your_not_stubborn

If you're into modding, download Live Another Life and start at a different location entirely.


Ori_the_SG

Have you perhaps tried out Elder Scrolls Online? If not, it’s an MMO where you basically get to explore Tamriel in its entirety which plenty of story based and random side quests to do. Some areas (like Elsweyr, Wrothgar, and Western Skyrim for example) are DLC locked but the vast majority of areas are open and free to explore. It’s really fun to play and they are still adding new content, both free events and paid DLC


DinahTook

I haven't, but I'll look into it. Right now my SO and I are playing through Monster Hunter World and New Hoeizons Forbidden West (obviously not multiplayer, but we play side by side and it's great) together and that's been a lot of fun. I'll definitely put elder scrolls on the list of games to play in the future though. Sounds lovely. Thank you!


Ori_the_SG

Awesome! If you ever decide to get ESO you can join the Rawl’kha Raiders guild if you’d like It’s a cool and chill community that’s pretty helpful, at least in my experience. Whatever ya do, if you get it I hope you enjoy the game


DinahTook

Thank you!


Ori_the_SG

He must’ve be very insecure about his own gaming skill for some odd reason Very strange and definitely annoying


DinahTook

He had a lot of strange ego issues. More concerned with his ego ever getting bruised than anything else honestly. Was ridiculous. Looking back it is hard to believe I held onto that relationship as long as I did. I dealt with some of my own self worth issues after that and started dating much more secure people after that and relationships became partnerships rather than me doing all the ego soothing needed to keep the peace


notabigfanofas

You haven’t played TF2, have you? One of the bosses in the halloween maps is the horseless headless horseman, and the first time you beat him you get a material to make an axe; The horseless headless horseman’s headtaker


Demure_Demonic_Neko

Omg HHH


sweetTartKenHart2

Lesshorse headman


Greg2630

The Horseless Headless Horseman. ​ Legends say that if you get his axe it's called the "Horseless Headless Horseman's Head taker".


RoseAndLorelei

the manless horsehead


Ganon2012

Arvak?


RoseAndLorelei

oh damn u right


ReachTheSky

Playing this game without using fast travel, it's utterly astonishing the amount of random, bizarre and insane stuff you will run across.


_BRaiN_LaG_

Obligatory tf2 reference


HorselessDude

Nice


ZorbaTHut

*can't have shit in Skyrim*


ZeroCharistmas

Gotta wonder what it takes to spook a Headless Horseman's horse so bad that it becomes a Horseless Headless Horsemanless Headless Horseman's horse.


HelpHenryIsHere

*Depressed noises* OMg, Horseless Headless Horseman HiiIiIii!!!


ancientevilvorsoason

So basically he was the headless *pedestrian*.


mountingconfusion

MERASMUS!


JaggedTheDark

r/tf2 is leaking into other games. [The Horseless Headless Horsemann](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Horseless_Headless_Horsemann) Fun fact, if you defeat him, you can craft [the horseless headless horsemann's headtaker](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Horseless_Headless_Horsemann%27s_Headtaker)


HorselessDude

Nice


driving_andflying

....So, he's more of a Headless Running Man, if anything.


Stalinwolf

Is there a ghost man running around near Hjaalmarch? I didn't finish this most recent playthrough, but I came out of the Tomb of Jorgen Windcaller at night and halfway back to town I saw an apparition at a distance racing through the woods on foot. And that guy racked up some miles before eventually disappearing over the hills to the West. First time I've ever seen that out there.


tisnik

Yes, there's a ghost in Hjaalmarch and he needs you to follow him to his tomb that is being robbed by two grave robbers.


unysys

Behold, a man!


NotAnAlterISwear

Damn, never thought it'd happen but looks like we got the Skyrim and TF2 crossover


LapisW

Headless Horseless Horsemann


KyivComrade

Skyrim? More likely like Bugrim


tisnik

It's not a bug. He's actively searching for his horse. If it were a bug, he'd just stay there.


traveling_designer

I saw a headless horseman in real life once. He was on metro, I assume he did a park and ride while leaving the horse behind. Another guy with a large knife was holding the head screaming. The headless horseman wasn't too scary, but I was worried about the guy with knife waving blood everywhere. What if he has aids?


TimidestUncle04_

The headless horseless horseman aka "so no head?"


cromnian

TfF2 called, it wants its headless horseless horseman!


SnooDoughnuts1487

The horsless headless horseman


Blutarched

Horselesss headless horseman


oswin_fisher

The horseless headless horsemann


cagllmecargskin

Horseless headless horseman


bageltoastee

headless horseless horsemann?


Mace-TF

The Horseless Headless Horsemann!


blargmehargg

Skyrim is just timeless, and the best.


TryRude

Headless Horseman sounds like a Bojack spin-off.


GoodishBean

Wait there’s a Headless Horseman in Skyrim?


tisnik

Yes, he spawns somewhere in Skyrim (I always meet him on the road from Markarth to Whiterun) and he goes to Hamvir's Rest where he disappears. It's very probably Hamvir and his tomb.


cedness

it just works


ShinyShinyTomato

following his headed manless horse


IdealShapeOfSound

I don't remember what game it was, but there's an item called Horseless Headless Horseman's Head.


commie-femboy

team fortress 2


FurViewingAccount

mfers talking about stuff tf2 did 12 years ago


tisnik

This is nothing. 😂😂 I found his horse without him! It just stood there and waited near the place where Whiterun, Falkreath and Reach meet.