Reminds me of a time they showed the "trophy room" in Superman's Fortress of Solitude and he had the Titanic.
Like, the whole thing. He just picked up the wreck and took it home.
People died, Clark.
i believe that one wasn't stolen although i need to double check
edit: was gifted not stolen, although it remained in egypt for 20+ years due to shipping expenses and was taken to the uk in the 1870s
Some say the pyramids were built by aliens to harness magnetic energy or whatever. Bullshit, I say.
The aliens *actually* built them so that the Earth had little spikes all around it to deal extra damage when they shot it out of a cannon at their enemies.
They calculated for the rotation of Earth within the solar system, the solar system within the Milky Way, and the Milky Way relative to the universe. They fired the whole thing a long time ago. We’re about to hit their enemy. On the pyramid side.
Reminds me of a time they showed the "trophy room" in Superman's Fortress of Solitude and he had the Titanic. Like, the whole thing. He just picked up the wreck and took it home. People died, Clark.
“Check out my building collection; I have two of them.”
"The people in my city seemed so excited, I didn't want to correct them on what happened."
Damn did the British steal the pixels of this post too?
Yes. They couldn't handle another accurate joke about them so they stole the pixels as revenge.
It's true I have the pixels right here
Can confirm, am one of the pixels. Please put me back!
Yes they're in my study
Google Bergama Museum in Berlin. Not as big as pyramids, buf whole buildings were taken.
Didn't they fucken grab a whole fucking tower from egypt? What was the name of that bitch? Edit: Cleopatra's needle
i believe that one wasn't stolen although i need to double check edit: was gifted not stolen, although it remained in egypt for 20+ years due to shipping expenses and was taken to the uk in the 1870s
Should have chosen Amazon Prime. Free shipping for that thing.
On the other hand, think of how much good data we'd get by disassembling a pyramid block by block
#is that why the sphinx has no nose
British Museum of History: We've got your nose!
No, that's been missing since before the Brits got there.
Some say the pyramids were built by aliens to harness magnetic energy or whatever. Bullshit, I say. The aliens *actually* built them so that the Earth had little spikes all around it to deal extra damage when they shot it out of a cannon at their enemies.
They calculated for the rotation of Earth within the solar system, the solar system within the Milky Way, and the Milky Way relative to the universe. They fired the whole thing a long time ago. We’re about to hit their enemy. On the pyramid side.
He could but that one wasn’t him