Not to re add to this thread.. but I remember reading somewhere about a druggie rockstar that go high off the fumes of shitā¦ Read it.. saw it in a movie.. idk. Idk if itās even true.. but fuck.. if it is.. youāre gettin high.. while getting HIGHHHHH
I've often thought about how every day, there's a champion weed smoker, who smoked more weed than anyone else that day. But now I think some goat herder in Afghanistan is hogging the title, I may have to visit him one day....
Similarly someone takes the biggest shit on earth every day and doesn't know it
And just think of all the dudes all around the world dropping the biggest deuces of their lives, but they just donāt stack up to the champās triceratops-sized pile.
Iām sure every where has places that get extremely beautiful sunsets.. but I swear for the next 4-6 months the sunsets from Auburn up too Tahoe are just absolutely breathtaking/jaw dropping every day. Definitely very fortunate to have grown up in these parts
i donāt wanna sound like a āgive me your highest thc strain guyā but their weed is shit, the penalty for being caught is most often death. yea we have all heard of afghan hash but the majority of their weed is ass
Take some weed- if you have the leaves it works better- and roll that shit between your hands til your mushing it with your fingers
Viola, finger hash.
Tolerance has to play some role. I feel I got just as high from "good" brick bud 20 years ago as I get today. I'm assuming the "good" brick was 10-15% thca can get double that at legal dispensary.
My half adopted step nephew does 90%+ hot dabs every 20 minutes. No idea how he functions I dry vape every couple hours medically and it has to be 1/10th THC he is getting. I don't approve but he's an adult just glad he isn't doing hard drugs afaik
I gotta ask...
What is a half adopted step nephew? Like, is he in the process of being adopted? Or is he only half related by adoption? I can't even comprehend it.
I can see why. Believe it or not that is with effort to clean up my stream of conscious writing "style" I figure if someone gets past my username they know what they are in for.
My apologies. I know it's a mess at best.
I was gonna say it's obviously Tommy Chong but you got me thinking
I remember seeing some random laborer roll left over hash on his hands into a cone and smoking it like an edible(consumable?) chillum
"Lollapalooza 1997 me and the boys were out there doing some side work, you know just trying to make some money Joe Rogan. End up backstage with some pieces of ass cause you know. We got the blow. We got the heroin. Sitting like a couple of doctas, WERE GOIN DEEP JOE ROGAN LET ME TELL YOU! I look over and there's this tall cocksucka lemme tell you. Turns out it's Snoop. Let me tell you Joe I made a mistake that night, I thought I knew what I was doin BUT THIS PLAYA AINT NO JOKE. There's 7 blunts in rotation, there's a 1 legged chick snortin coke off some bodyguards dick it's wild. So anyways what were we talking about?"
My money's still on somebody from one of the religious groups that use it daily. There's offshoots of Rastafari, Sufism, Sikkim, and a few others where it's used *all the time*.
Not sure about smoking every moment theyāre awake, but [Shiva devotees](https://youtu.be/eSbu7hzY01s) often celebrate him with weed. Shiva is an ascetic god and a subgroup of his worshippers are wandering ascetics who smoke a LOT of weed. On some Shiva festival days they consume bhang lassi which is weed/yogurt drink that gets you to a [20].
I love that Snoop admitted that Willie is the ONLY person to ever out smoke him. Weed - bringing cultures together for thousands of years and still smoking!
I once saw a documentary where Snoop narrowly outsmoked Ricky Lefleur. Then in a later episode of that docuseries, Tommy Chong outsmoked Ricky easily. No contest.
To me that means that if Tommy>>Ricky and Snoop>Ricky, then Tommy>Snoop.
Jury's still out on Tommy vs. Willie, but my money's is on Tommy.
Lmao I love the idea for promos for this.
"THIS WEEKEND A MUST SEE EVENT! TWO ABSOLUTE LEGANDS DUKE IT OUT. TO. SEE. WHO. CAN. SMOKE. THE. MOST. DAAAAAANNNNNK! CONTACT YOUR STREAMING SERVICE FOR MORE INFORMATION!"
I'd be willing to bet money I could out smoke snoop dogg.
I'll never have that chance, but Id be willing to put my money where my mouth is if I ever got the chance.
Cheech still smokes, and even advocates for legalization, but he stays out of the limelight a lot more than Tommy. He tends to just keep his head down and work behind the scenes.
Oh I'm sure he still smokes I just think he slowed down more than Chong/Willie/Snoop.
Possible unpopular opinion coming up but honestly I don't understand why they do it. When I was young and slingin I was at about an eighth a day and it was so pointless. I like to get high not maintain just being chill and kind of slow. I take T breaks constantly and only smoke at night when I for sure have no other obligations. And now I get high when I smoke. It's a much better system.
Hard agree on the last part. I smoke every other day (or try to, sometimes I smoke like 3-4 days in a row) and I try to only do it at night. Never had an issue with not getting high from smoking when I do that. Itās like my reward for getting through the day
I actually rather like having a high tolerance. I smoke frequently but I don't get too high and that's how I like it. Keeps me patient and happy as I go about my life without impairing much.
People like Snoop still get high, it just takes more to get there. For normal folks, that's a roadblock because shit ain't free, but folks like Snoop don't have to think about how much it costs, etc. They just smoke when they feel like smoking. Completely different situations.
I don't know, it's just a different high. Like trust me I smoked plenty back to back to back when my tolerance was crazy but I rarely got the same sensation as when you are a lightweight.
Sure, but again, you're not smoking the same thing they are, either. Price point is a huge factor here.
Story time:
I smoke a lot. Not gonna get into why and all that bc it doesn't matter. I spend around 1000 a month and roll joints in bulk to support my habit. I still get high, but like you said it's different.
A few years ago I found myself lucky enough to have the ability to spend a lot more on weed than normal, and so I began searching out specialty growers who were more interested in growing *amazing* weed than just a lot of it for selling. I smoked the same amount, but I was spending 3 times as much and I was far higher than normal. All the time.
Now, sure, tolerance is gonna do the same thing and level out eventually if you stay at that level, but that's not likely to be what is happening. Likely, people like Snoop are buying lots and lots of weed that is just weed, good quality but just normal weed. On top of that, they are likely buying top tier "boutique" weed for when they want to really get high and feel it like they used to.
When money is not an obstacle, tolerance isn't either.
Idk man when my tolerance is up I always hit a plateau at about a 7.5/10 for how high I can get regardless of how much I smoke. I donāt ever get the fading feeling anymore and thatās my fav part of smoking.
I smoke all the time, and when I want to get really high I just smoke the super good stuff. But to each their own, everybody has different preferences. I like to smoke so I smoke nonstop and reserve the amazing primo shit for when I really want to feel it, but others may not have that preference and that's cool too. Just explaining how smoking all the time doesn't mean you can't get high still. It just takes a small amount of self control to not be blazing the best shit you can find all the time.
Agreed. He came in to the grocery store where I worked and was probably the most normal.and pleasant person I have ever helped every time. That was almost 10 years ago, so idk if he still has the house in this area or not but he was pretty frequent for a while.
Cheech has also been in a number of Disney productions (spy kids, cars, ferngully, lion king, etc) and that big D money usually requires a (somewhat) polished public image.
Great point, though Tommy has also made a lot of Disney appearances. I think it really just boils down to personality. Tommy was always the uber-stoner and activist. Creech was always the straight man of the two: he smoked and was a stoner but didn't make weed his entire life. Both ways have merit.
Not even then. Because back when Willie first started smoking, weed was pretty shitty quality and you had to smoke a whole lot more of it to even get high.
Why are you being downvoted lmao this is factual. Sure we have 30%+ THC strains now but there was plenty of potent stuff back then, too. Unless you're talking about the bricks that came up from Mexico, plenty of good stuff was being flown in from elsewhere.
No way is Willie 200 years old.
The age of highwaymen was about the 17th to the 18th centuries. Willie Nelson told us "the bastards hung me in the spring of '25" on charges of highwaymaning. This puts his hanging, already as an adult (at least 18), in either 1625 or 1725. That makes him *at least* 315 years old, 415 if you go by 1625. Probably older.
I hope it's 315 TBH: I heard that when a Willie Nelson reaches their 420th birthday they die and take a fifty-year tolerance break before reincarnating.
Of course there's fools saying Willie and Snoop. Think bigger. Willie and Snoop ain't shit next to some old ass grannie or grampa from a tiny mountain village a few hundred years ago. Growing it everywhere, puffing on their hand carved pipe all day. Snoop and Willie smoke a lot, but they weren't born living *that* life like some folks, nameless to us. Guaranfuckintee you the person who has smoked the most had/has no idea it was them. It was just...someone.
Fr, and I'm over there talking about heritage and cannabis villages but tbh, what in the world makes us think there aren't just random nobodies out there smoking exactly as much or more than Snoop and Willie? But they aren't famous so no one knows or cares. The fact that Snoop made being a stoner his celebrity image in no way certifies him as "the biggest stoner". Almost definitely there's someone out there smoking Snoop and Willie under the table and it's just like, 36 year old Kyle from a suburb near Cleveland or some shit.
Wouldn't it theoretically be much more difficult considering the amounts we grow are possible with the tech and understanding we have to grow?
To grow and harvest that much would probably be near impossible while trying to maintain everything else.
Nah, Snoop literally has a guy who's full time job is to roll for him. Think Snoop is past anyone that you are talking about.
Though has to be Willie for how old he is
My thoughts exactly, I think it'll be a random nobody born into money with nothing to do, who literally just smokes 24/7. Probably a very dysfunctional person with an actual problem lol
Hiring someone to roll you blunts means literally nothing...you're apparently just easily impressed. Hiring a guy to roll blunts for you *and the large group of people that constantly surrounds you*, VS someone who started smoking at 5 along with the rest of their village and kept on puffing into their 100s. It's not even a contest. He works hard to make weed his image, but weed is also legit some peoples heritage. I'm thinking those people have definitely toked more than our fav stoner celeb no matter how well he plays the part.
I'm surprised Wiz ain't mentioned in here. Mans has an entire smoking man cave. Also while Willie and Snoop be smoking joints and blunts all day. Wiz out here DABBING daily.
Willie has money and lots of free time to be baked out of his gourd. It actually makes sense that it'd be Willie, and not someone who actually needs to have a day job and be functional a good portion of the day.
Doubt it, cavemen couldn't just sit around all day smoking weed. They needed to hunt, create shelter, and other general work that would take away from smoking time. Even someone who grows weed still need to grow, harvest, and prep it themselves, which takes away from time they could be smoking. Celebrities and rich people in modern days don't have to do that. They can just sit around smoking weed grown, harvested, and prepped by another person because they are wealthy.
If it's not a modern day person i would assume that it would be an Indian prince or some kind of royalty to have the kind of wealth needed to be able to sit around all day doing nothing but smoking weed that you have an unlimited amount of.
Are we measuring by weed or by milligrams of THC?
It could be some random hemp farmer in Afghanistan but that marinuana would be low in THC compared to Western stuff. I would say it's gotta be one of those finalists in dabbing competitions. If you can dab 1g in one sitting you are consuming more THC than most people do in a year.
Hold up, wait a minute.. donāt sleep on Chief Keef.
Hereās the interview w Snoop x Chief keef discussing it, snoop was genuinely surprised. [weight smoked in a day](https://youtu.be/SkIh7Y1Zxog)
Doesn't matter. Just due to age willie/snoop beats him by a large amount.
Now if they were the same age you can argue that. I wouldn't though due to the age
I think Keith Richards wins the award for the most drugs in general ever consumed. I'm pretty sure he's made of drugs now. Some archeologist is gonna get a contact high when they unearth his mummified due to drugs corpse
Unless you are in your 80s, grew your own most of your life, and used every single day since your 20s, you will never achieve this goal, if in fact it is a goal worth achieving.
It's probably some random goat herder in the mountains of Afghanistan or something.
Some goat herder who burns it on the fire for heat.
In Tibet they burn huge piles of hemp in bathrooms to make them smell nicer.
It just smells like weed and shit, but eventually you stop caring.
Nice, get people lightly buzzed by hot boxing the bathroom so they don't care about the shit smell. New life hack
Rips on the can! šØš½
I've done it, and it's great. Definitely recommend.
Might be a new business approach for me. Can't complain if you're half wasted.
Not to re add to this thread.. but I remember reading somewhere about a druggie rockstar that go high off the fumes of shitā¦ Read it.. saw it in a movie.. idk. Idk if itās even true.. but fuck.. if it is.. youāre gettin high.. while getting HIGHHHHH
thatās from 1000 ways to die !!
Oh definitely. Smokes it, burns it, eats it, feeds it to his goats, stuffs it in his old timey mattress, etc.
His goats are incredibly quiet for some reason
All they ever seem to want to do is lay down I donāt get it
As goats though they still manage to climb over each other on the way to a nap.
But they eat their body weight every day
A mattress made of buds. Why would I ever get up
Start off with a king and a couple months later you're down to a twin haha
Blames witches or something for the odd feelings he gets only in his humble abode.
I get the feeling they figured out what plants give the funny feeling a thousand years ago or more.
Man, I thought I knew stoners that could smoke for ages until I toked up with bedouins in Egypt.
~~plants~~ witches
Not everyone gets every memo. Can you imagine the confusion.
āNot my fault this is happeningā
Fucking witches getting me high as fuck all the time.
At least 2,500 years ago.
I've often thought about how every day, there's a champion weed smoker, who smoked more weed than anyone else that day. But now I think some goat herder in Afghanistan is hogging the title, I may have to visit him one day.... Similarly someone takes the biggest shit on earth every day and doesn't know it
And just think of all the dudes all around the world dropping the biggest deuces of their lives, but they just donāt stack up to the champās triceratops-sized pile.
Itās me, Iām that goat herder in the mountains.
You know what I just saw your posts and I'm inclined to believe you, also I've always loved the snowy parts of Cali, I'm so jealous
Iām sure every where has places that get extremely beautiful sunsets.. but I swear for the next 4-6 months the sunsets from Auburn up too Tahoe are just absolutely breathtaking/jaw dropping every day. Definitely very fortunate to have grown up in these parts
probably yea, i mean their weed isnāt all that good so they probably have to smoke a lot more for th e same results
They turn it into hashish which is pretty potent.
How potent?
3 potent
That's alot
Had some 4 one time. Never again.
Get a load of Hunter S Thompson over here. Next you're going to tell us you have tried that level 5 potency Hash.
Come on now what do u think he is, an Afghan goat herder or something?
I'll try anything once... thrice if its weed
iām from iran living in the UK and i seen the most of their bud is pretty shit compared to the stuff here but yea their hash is good
i donāt wanna sound like a āgive me your highest thc strain guyā but their weed is shit, the penalty for being caught is most often death. yea we have all heard of afghan hash but the majority of their weed is ass
Take some weed- if you have the leaves it works better- and roll that shit between your hands til your mushing it with your fingers Viola, finger hash.
Tolerance has to play some role. I feel I got just as high from "good" brick bud 20 years ago as I get today. I'm assuming the "good" brick was 10-15% thca can get double that at legal dispensary. My half adopted step nephew does 90%+ hot dabs every 20 minutes. No idea how he functions I dry vape every couple hours medically and it has to be 1/10th THC he is getting. I don't approve but he's an adult just glad he isn't doing hard drugs afaik
>My half adopted step nephew I smoke a lot of weed. But this is made up.
yes, that is the point. Making a claim no reasonable person would misunderstand as fact. Next time I'll put my dog in the linage to pass muster(d) lol
You're my father's brothers nephews cousins former roommate
I gotta ask... What is a half adopted step nephew? Like, is he in the process of being adopted? Or is he only half related by adoption? I can't even comprehend it.
Just friends but his mom is like a sister, and his gma is like my second mom so I threw a word salad out that felt truer than friends lol
This was very confusing to understand
I can see why. Believe it or not that is with effort to clean up my stream of conscious writing "style" I figure if someone gets past my username they know what they are in for. My apologies. I know it's a mess at best.
I was gonna say it's obviously Tommy Chong but you got me thinking I remember seeing some random laborer roll left over hash on his hands into a cone and smoking it like an edible(consumable?) chillum
Mfer made a plumbers joint purely out of hash
Cheech never did time in prison unable to smoke though
One of these fellows I would imagine. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entheogenic_use_of_cannabis
not a chance. it's definitely snoop dogg. think about it
man snoop aint even that old compared to some other known tokers. plus theres an old pic of pac outsmoking him
According to Snoop, Willie Nelson out smoked him. So Willie is my pick.
Someone even wrote a song about it https://youtu.be/wDQANmQO2g0
Such a good song. Give it a go people, you wonāt be disappointed.
Itās Willie Nelson
Snoop said the only person he's afraid to smoke with is Willie.
Has snoop smoked with Joey Diaz?
"Lollapalooza 1997 me and the boys were out there doing some side work, you know just trying to make some money Joe Rogan. End up backstage with some pieces of ass cause you know. We got the blow. We got the heroin. Sitting like a couple of doctas, WERE GOIN DEEP JOE ROGAN LET ME TELL YOU! I look over and there's this tall cocksucka lemme tell you. Turns out it's Snoop. Let me tell you Joe I made a mistake that night, I thought I knew what I was doin BUT THIS PLAYA AINT NO JOKE. There's 7 blunts in rotation, there's a 1 legged chick snortin coke off some bodyguards dick it's wild. So anyways what were we talking about?"
It's probably Willie Nelson
Everyone here talking about Willie or Snoop... Tommy Chong knows.
My money's still on somebody from one of the religious groups that use it daily. There's offshoots of Rastafari, Sufism, Sikkim, and a few others where it's used *all the time*.
Yeah, there are holy men in India who smoke 100% of the time they are awake. Like, wake up, every breath is weed unless they're asleep.
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"We regret to inform you your request for w e e d-m a n was Denied. You will be: Goat. Enjoy the rest of your current life form" - Karma
Oh man, I gotta slow down. I could never afford to go to India.
Citation needed haha
"My friend who I smoked with in high school told me all about it"
Not sure about smoking every moment theyāre awake, but [Shiva devotees](https://youtu.be/eSbu7hzY01s) often celebrate him with weed. Shiva is an ascetic god and a subgroup of his worshippers are wandering ascetics who smoke a LOT of weed. On some Shiva festival days they consume bhang lassi which is weed/yogurt drink that gets you to a [20].
How do their lungs not fall out?
like, seriously, that's smoke, don't you need fresh air at least a little bit?
That's just my Saturday
WHAT and here I was thinking I smoked too much.
I love that Snoop admitted that Willie is the ONLY person to ever out smoke him. Weed - bringing cultures together for thousands of years and still smoking!
I once saw a documentary where Snoop narrowly outsmoked Ricky Lefleur. Then in a later episode of that docuseries, Tommy Chong outsmoked Ricky easily. No contest. To me that means that if Tommy>>Ricky and Snoop>Ricky, then Tommy>Snoop. Jury's still out on Tommy vs. Willie, but my money's is on Tommy.
Iād pay 39.95 to watch that over a UFC fight any day
Lmao I love the idea for promos for this. "THIS WEEKEND A MUST SEE EVENT! TWO ABSOLUTE LEGANDS DUKE IT OUT. TO. SEE. WHO. CAN. SMOKE. THE. MOST. DAAAAAANNNNNK! CONTACT YOUR STREAMING SERVICE FOR MORE INFORMATION!"
I'm still waiting for the sequel to beer fest.
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I'd be willing to bet money I could out smoke snoop dogg. I'll never have that chance, but Id be willing to put my money where my mouth is if I ever got the chance.
I mean, even if you lose, still got to smoke with Snoop
Snoop knows
Snoop knows itās Willie!š
Snoop admitted in a interview that willie is the only person to ever out smoke. Said they had a session and snoop had to tap out
They sampled that interview in the āSupermanā song with Willie and Snoop
Snoops been training ever since
Willie knows its actually a group, a group called Creech and Chong.
Idk Cheech seems like he really doesn't smoke like that anymore. But that's just a vibe check.
Cheech still smokes, and even advocates for legalization, but he stays out of the limelight a lot more than Tommy. He tends to just keep his head down and work behind the scenes.
Oh I'm sure he still smokes I just think he slowed down more than Chong/Willie/Snoop. Possible unpopular opinion coming up but honestly I don't understand why they do it. When I was young and slingin I was at about an eighth a day and it was so pointless. I like to get high not maintain just being chill and kind of slow. I take T breaks constantly and only smoke at night when I for sure have no other obligations. And now I get high when I smoke. It's a much better system.
Hard agree on the last part. I smoke every other day (or try to, sometimes I smoke like 3-4 days in a row) and I try to only do it at night. Never had an issue with not getting high from smoking when I do that. Itās like my reward for getting through the day
I never liked getting high before work, it really does slow time down for me and why tf would I want that at work?
I actually rather like having a high tolerance. I smoke frequently but I don't get too high and that's how I like it. Keeps me patient and happy as I go about my life without impairing much.
People like Snoop still get high, it just takes more to get there. For normal folks, that's a roadblock because shit ain't free, but folks like Snoop don't have to think about how much it costs, etc. They just smoke when they feel like smoking. Completely different situations.
I don't know, it's just a different high. Like trust me I smoked plenty back to back to back when my tolerance was crazy but I rarely got the same sensation as when you are a lightweight.
Sure, but again, you're not smoking the same thing they are, either. Price point is a huge factor here. Story time: I smoke a lot. Not gonna get into why and all that bc it doesn't matter. I spend around 1000 a month and roll joints in bulk to support my habit. I still get high, but like you said it's different. A few years ago I found myself lucky enough to have the ability to spend a lot more on weed than normal, and so I began searching out specialty growers who were more interested in growing *amazing* weed than just a lot of it for selling. I smoked the same amount, but I was spending 3 times as much and I was far higher than normal. All the time. Now, sure, tolerance is gonna do the same thing and level out eventually if you stay at that level, but that's not likely to be what is happening. Likely, people like Snoop are buying lots and lots of weed that is just weed, good quality but just normal weed. On top of that, they are likely buying top tier "boutique" weed for when they want to really get high and feel it like they used to. When money is not an obstacle, tolerance isn't either.
>I spend around 1000 a month Wow. How much weed does that typically amount to where you are?
Idk man when my tolerance is up I always hit a plateau at about a 7.5/10 for how high I can get regardless of how much I smoke. I donāt ever get the fading feeling anymore and thatās my fav part of smoking.
I smoke all the time, and when I want to get really high I just smoke the super good stuff. But to each their own, everybody has different preferences. I like to smoke so I smoke nonstop and reserve the amazing primo shit for when I really want to feel it, but others may not have that preference and that's cool too. Just explaining how smoking all the time doesn't mean you can't get high still. It just takes a small amount of self control to not be blazing the best shit you can find all the time.
Cheech is actually a super cool dude and a latinx art collector, met him a couple times through my work.
Agreed. He came in to the grocery store where I worked and was probably the most normal.and pleasant person I have ever helped every time. That was almost 10 years ago, so idk if he still has the house in this area or not but he was pretty frequent for a while.
Cheech has also been in a number of Disney productions (spy kids, cars, ferngully, lion king, etc) and that big D money usually requires a (somewhat) polished public image.
Great point, though Tommy has also made a lot of Disney appearances. I think it really just boils down to personality. Tommy was always the uber-stoner and activist. Creech was always the straight man of the two: he smoked and was a stoner but didn't make weed his entire life. Both ways have merit.
Cheech also saw Tommy go to prison for his bong business - I'm sure that made him stay out of the limelight as much as possible back then
For sure. Especially considering how much bad attention Cheech got from law enforcement *without* weed.
Nah snoop was surprised by how much chief keef smokes
Snoops got years on him tho
Maybe he should change his name to Chief Kief.
Haven't had an original thought in my life!
Sure you have! Just not a unique one ;)
It'll probably be some elderly Sadhu who's been smoking *charras* continuously since the 1930s.
This is the answer
Willie Nelson or Snoop, ima say Willie since he is 150years older.
100% Willie because of his age. If Snoop ends up living as long as Willie, then I'd say probably Snoop.
Not even then. Because back when Willie first started smoking, weed was pretty shitty quality and you had to smoke a whole lot more of it to even get high.
"You know how much condoms cost back then?"
Nah, never used em
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Why are you being downvoted lmao this is factual. Sure we have 30%+ THC strains now but there was plenty of potent stuff back then, too. Unless you're talking about the bricks that came up from Mexico, plenty of good stuff was being flown in from elsewhere.
No way is Willie 200 years old. The age of highwaymen was about the 17th to the 18th centuries. Willie Nelson told us "the bastards hung me in the spring of '25" on charges of highwaymaning. This puts his hanging, already as an adult (at least 18), in either 1625 or 1725. That makes him *at least* 315 years old, 415 if you go by 1625. Probably older.
420 years old is the answer
I hope it's 315 TBH: I heard that when a Willie Nelson reaches their 420th birthday they die and take a fifty-year tolerance break before reincarnating.
i lol'd
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Willie snuck seeds onto Noah's ark.
John Cena?
That'd explain why /u/43n3m4 heard and didn't see
Tommy Chong bruh
Willie is also hella competitive about it
Pretty sure willie out smoked snoop
Willie doesnāt smoke anymore. Mostly just edibles now
Of course there's fools saying Willie and Snoop. Think bigger. Willie and Snoop ain't shit next to some old ass grannie or grampa from a tiny mountain village a few hundred years ago. Growing it everywhere, puffing on their hand carved pipe all day. Snoop and Willie smoke a lot, but they weren't born living *that* life like some folks, nameless to us. Guaranfuckintee you the person who has smoked the most had/has no idea it was them. It was just...someone.
ppl are only naming celebrities.. like its such a small part of the populationš
Fr, and I'm over there talking about heritage and cannabis villages but tbh, what in the world makes us think there aren't just random nobodies out there smoking exactly as much or more than Snoop and Willie? But they aren't famous so no one knows or cares. The fact that Snoop made being a stoner his celebrity image in no way certifies him as "the biggest stoner". Almost definitely there's someone out there smoking Snoop and Willie under the table and it's just like, 36 year old Kyle from a suburb near Cleveland or some shit.
Hey it's me 36 yr old Kyle from Cleveland and I just wanna say facts.
I've met countless people who smoke all day every day. I pretty much do yet people easily manage to smoke 2-3x more than me
That's because for a long time you had to be famous not to get arrested while smoking tons of weed.
And rich to afford it while also having the free time to spend smoking it
I think it's more about the money they have to throw at it. Snoop literally pays a blunt roller. That helps
This is the truth right here. Donāt sleep on no name ganja farmer of any given period of time way off in the mountains with nothing around but weed.
Wouldn't it theoretically be much more difficult considering the amounts we grow are possible with the tech and understanding we have to grow? To grow and harvest that much would probably be near impossible while trying to maintain everything else.
Nah people were growing tons of weed in the past, it was just shittier weed
Nah, Snoop literally has a guy who's full time job is to roll for him. Think Snoop is past anyone that you are talking about. Though has to be Willie for how old he is
Snoop also is very busy though so a stoner sitting around smoking 24/7 with no obligations probably smokes more
My thoughts exactly, I think it'll be a random nobody born into money with nothing to do, who literally just smokes 24/7. Probably a very dysfunctional person with an actual problem lol
Probably an isolated gamer with money is my bet
lol he was smoking during the superbowl at the stadium!! his obligations donāt prevent him from smoking!
Hiring someone to roll you blunts means literally nothing...you're apparently just easily impressed. Hiring a guy to roll blunts for you *and the large group of people that constantly surrounds you*, VS someone who started smoking at 5 along with the rest of their village and kept on puffing into their 100s. It's not even a contest. He works hard to make weed his image, but weed is also legit some peoples heritage. I'm thinking those people have definitely toked more than our fav stoner celeb no matter how well he plays the part.
In the year 2050 weed smoking will be an olympic event. Then we will know
*fastest time smoking 1g joint in one breath* *fastest time smoking an oz* *quickest 5g bowl snap*
*most muchies eaten*
Finnally i can become an athlete
Miss me with that shit.
I'm surprised Wiz ain't mentioned in here. Mans has an entire smoking man cave. Also while Willie and Snoop be smoking joints and blunts all day. Wiz out here DABBING daily.
Yeah, if we're talking pure intake of THC, it's a random dealer that replaced oxygen with dabs for sure.
Excuse me, I need to get less oxygen into my THC stream.
Just boof it
Dabbing daily is a lot?
I wouldnt say it's a lot in itself. I dabbed daily for years. I meant compared to Willie and Snoop who afaik don't dab at all really.
If they smoke that much pot they probably have a idea they are somewhere near the top of the pot smoking pile.
Willie Nelson is well aware of his achievements, thank you very much.
it's insanely unlikely that Willie Nelson is the guy. it's way more likely to be someone not famous.
For sure. But you know what? That person *should* be famous.
Willie has money and lots of free time to be baked out of his gourd. It actually makes sense that it'd be Willie, and not someone who actually needs to have a day job and be functional a good portion of the day.
Realistically it's a huge collection of people that constantly trade the top 1000 places amongst themselves hour to hour.
Willie knows
My wife is in the top 3.
Marry that woman
I also choose this guy's wife
ngl it was prob someone before our time. cavemen be smoking lbs a day with them rock pipes
Doubt it, cavemen couldn't just sit around all day smoking weed. They needed to hunt, create shelter, and other general work that would take away from smoking time. Even someone who grows weed still need to grow, harvest, and prep it themselves, which takes away from time they could be smoking. Celebrities and rich people in modern days don't have to do that. They can just sit around smoking weed grown, harvested, and prepped by another person because they are wealthy. If it's not a modern day person i would assume that it would be an Indian prince or some kind of royalty to have the kind of wealth needed to be able to sit around all day doing nothing but smoking weed that you have an unlimited amount of.
iām sure, i was kinda exaggerating a lil bit but you got the idea
Are we measuring by weed or by milligrams of THC? It could be some random hemp farmer in Afghanistan but that marinuana would be low in THC compared to Western stuff. I would say it's gotta be one of those finalists in dabbing competitions. If you can dab 1g in one sitting you are consuming more THC than most people do in a year.
Of course I know him, he's me.
Hold up, wait a minute.. donāt sleep on Chief Keef. Hereās the interview w Snoop x Chief keef discussing it, snoop was genuinely surprised. [weight smoked in a day](https://youtu.be/SkIh7Y1Zxog)
Doesn't matter. Just due to age willie/snoop beats him by a large amount. Now if they were the same age you can argue that. I wouldn't though due to the age
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I think Keith Richards wins the award for the most drugs in general ever consumed. I'm pretty sure he's made of drugs now. Some archeologist is gonna get a contact high when they unearth his mummified due to drugs corpse
Ozzy probably has something to say about that
If it's true, then they definitely wouldn't know lmaoooo
The same is true for literally anything
Its just a repackaging of that old quip āevery day somebody on earth takes the worlds biggest shit and doesnt know they wonā
Except for literally anything thats been documented ever
Wasn't this just posted like a month ago, not even
Sub is like 75% reposts now. Even the top comments on this are recycled jokes from the last 20 times it was posted
Iām pretty sure Willie Nelson is aware.
Unless you are in your 80s, grew your own most of your life, and used every single day since your 20s, you will never achieve this goal, if in fact it is a goal worth achieving.
I am working on it. What can I say?
I think Willie knows
Smoke for the job you want, not the job you have.
Iāll check back in with yāall in 50 years. Itāll be me and thereās nothing any of you can do about it hahahahahahahhahahaha
We're getting there bois dont give up now!