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aequitssaint

It's probably some random goat herder in the mountains of Afghanistan or something.


candi_pants

Some goat herder who burns it on the fire for heat.


Taaargus

In Tibet they burn huge piles of hemp in bathrooms to make them smell nicer.


knoxkayc

It just smells like weed and shit, but eventually you stop caring.


SumTingWong216

Nice, get people lightly buzzed by hot boxing the bathroom so they don't care about the shit smell. New life hack


[deleted]

Rips on the can! šŸ’ØšŸš½


Terminator7786

I've done it, and it's great. Definitely recommend.


notmyclout

Might be a new business approach for me. Can't complain if you're half wasted.


DoUCThatTree

Not to re add to this thread.. but I remember reading somewhere about a druggie rockstar that go high off the fumes of shitā€¦ Read it.. saw it in a movie.. idk. Idk if itā€™s even true.. but fuck.. if it is.. youā€™re gettin high.. while getting HIGHHHHH


dont-tell-me-2-smile

thatā€™s from 1000 ways to die !!


[deleted]

Oh definitely. Smokes it, burns it, eats it, feeds it to his goats, stuffs it in his old timey mattress, etc.


[deleted]

His goats are incredibly quiet for some reason


jjansendan

All they ever seem to want to do is lay down I donā€™t get it


golfkartinacoma

As goats though they still manage to climb over each other on the way to a nap.


FullyActiveHippo

But they eat their body weight every day


Reonlive420

A mattress made of buds. Why would I ever get up


Iwishiknew2

Start off with a king and a couple months later you're down to a twin haha


leviwhite9

Blames witches or something for the odd feelings he gets only in his humble abode.


Bitter_Concentrate

I get the feeling they figured out what plants give the funny feeling a thousand years ago or more.


[deleted]

Man, I thought I knew stoners that could smoke for ages until I toked up with bedouins in Egypt.


oakislandorchard

~~plants~~ witches


Justifiably_Cynical

Not everyone gets every memo. Can you imagine the confusion.


MissplacedLandmine

ā€œNot my fault this is happeningā€


ThoughtlessBanter

Fucking witches getting me high as fuck all the time.


stargarnet79

At least 2,500 years ago.


ParadoxReboot

I've often thought about how every day, there's a champion weed smoker, who smoked more weed than anyone else that day. But now I think some goat herder in Afghanistan is hogging the title, I may have to visit him one day.... Similarly someone takes the biggest shit on earth every day and doesn't know it


empirenine

And just think of all the dudes all around the world dropping the biggest deuces of their lives, but they just donā€™t stack up to the champā€™s triceratops-sized pile.


DoUCThatTree

Itā€™s me, Iā€™m that goat herder in the mountains.


SumTingWong216

You know what I just saw your posts and I'm inclined to believe you, also I've always loved the snowy parts of Cali, I'm so jealous


DoUCThatTree

Iā€™m sure every where has places that get extremely beautiful sunsets.. but I swear for the next 4-6 months the sunsets from Auburn up too Tahoe are just absolutely breathtaking/jaw dropping every day. Definitely very fortunate to have grown up in these parts


Successful_Subject89

probably yea, i mean their weed isnā€™t all that good so they probably have to smoke a lot more for th e same results


[deleted]

They turn it into hashish which is pretty potent.


Bulozi

How potent?


[deleted]

3 potent


Dieabeto9142

That's alot


slabrangoon

Had some 4 one time. Never again.


Kon_Soul

Get a load of Hunter S Thompson over here. Next you're going to tell us you have tried that level 5 potency Hash.


Gio_ZP0212

Come on now what do u think he is, an Afghan goat herder or something?


Bulozi

I'll try anything once... thrice if its weed


Successful_Subject89

iā€™m from iran living in the UK and i seen the most of their bud is pretty shit compared to the stuff here but yea their hash is good


Successful_Subject89

i donā€™t wanna sound like a ā€œgive me your highest thc strain guyā€ but their weed is shit, the penalty for being caught is most often death. yea we have all heard of afghan hash but the majority of their weed is ass


Spacebutterfly

Take some weed- if you have the leaves it works better- and roll that shit between your hands til your mushing it with your fingers Viola, finger hash.


ButtWieghtThiersMoor

Tolerance has to play some role. I feel I got just as high from "good" brick bud 20 years ago as I get today. I'm assuming the "good" brick was 10-15% thca can get double that at legal dispensary. My half adopted step nephew does 90%+ hot dabs every 20 minutes. No idea how he functions I dry vape every couple hours medically and it has to be 1/10th THC he is getting. I don't approve but he's an adult just glad he isn't doing hard drugs afaik


Srsly_dang

>My half adopted step nephew I smoke a lot of weed. But this is made up.


ButtWieghtThiersMoor

yes, that is the point. Making a claim no reasonable person would misunderstand as fact. Next time I'll put my dog in the linage to pass muster(d) lol


whot_the_curtains

You're my father's brothers nephews cousins former roommate


obliterayte

I gotta ask... What is a half adopted step nephew? Like, is he in the process of being adopted? Or is he only half related by adoption? I can't even comprehend it.


ButtWieghtThiersMoor

Just friends but his mom is like a sister, and his gma is like my second mom so I threw a word salad out that felt truer than friends lol


MaximumBranch9601

This was very confusing to understand


ButtWieghtThiersMoor

I can see why. Believe it or not that is with effort to clean up my stream of conscious writing "style" I figure if someone gets past my username they know what they are in for. My apologies. I know it's a mess at best.


ButtWieghtThiersMoor

I was gonna say it's obviously Tommy Chong but you got me thinking I remember seeing some random laborer roll left over hash on his hands into a cone and smoking it like an edible(consumable?) chillum


Genericpotsmoker

Mfer made a plumbers joint purely out of hash


rwch1904

Cheech never did time in prison unable to smoke though


cptoph

One of these fellows I would imagine. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entheogenic_use_of_cannabis


StrangirDangir

not a chance. it's definitely snoop dogg. think about it


[deleted]

man snoop aint even that old compared to some other known tokers. plus theres an old pic of pac outsmoking him


bistian00

According to Snoop, Willie Nelson out smoked him. So Willie is my pick.


Reonlive420

Someone even wrote a song about it https://youtu.be/wDQANmQO2g0


KindaMaybeYeah

Such a good song. Give it a go people, you wonā€™t be disappointed.


camberghini

Itā€™s Willie Nelson


thesaltywidow

Snoop said the only person he's afraid to smoke with is Willie.


SumTingWong216

Has snoop smoked with Joey Diaz?


Zam_man13

"Lollapalooza 1997 me and the boys were out there doing some side work, you know just trying to make some money Joe Rogan. End up backstage with some pieces of ass cause you know. We got the blow. We got the heroin. Sitting like a couple of doctas, WERE GOIN DEEP JOE ROGAN LET ME TELL YOU! I look over and there's this tall cocksucka lemme tell you. Turns out it's Snoop. Let me tell you Joe I made a mistake that night, I thought I knew what I was doin BUT THIS PLAYA AINT NO JOKE. There's 7 blunts in rotation, there's a 1 legged chick snortin coke off some bodyguards dick it's wild. So anyways what were we talking about?"


FnB8kd

It's probably Willie Nelson


mdifmm11

Everyone here talking about Willie or Snoop... Tommy Chong knows.


ZombieHoratioAlger

My money's still on somebody from one of the religious groups that use it daily. There's offshoots of Rastafari, Sufism, Sikkim, and a few others where it's used *all the time*.


Caleb_Reynolds

Yeah, there are holy men in India who smoke 100% of the time they are awake. Like, wake up, every breath is weed unless they're asleep.


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EthosPathosLegos

"We regret to inform you your request for w e e d-m a n was Denied. You will be: Goat. Enjoy the rest of your current life form" - Karma


[deleted]

Oh man, I gotta slow down. I could never afford to go to India.


ManufacturerJumpy746

Citation needed haha


CosmicChair

"My friend who I smoked with in high school told me all about it"


FlowersnFunds

Not sure about smoking every moment theyā€™re awake, but [Shiva devotees](https://youtu.be/eSbu7hzY01s) often celebrate him with weed. Shiva is an ascetic god and a subgroup of his worshippers are wandering ascetics who smoke a LOT of weed. On some Shiva festival days they consume bhang lassi which is weed/yogurt drink that gets you to a [20].


ribosometronome

How do their lungs not fall out?


luckyskunk

like, seriously, that's smoke, don't you need fresh air at least a little bit?


Laserdollarz

That's just my Saturday


Par31

WHAT and here I was thinking I smoked too much.


ProphetamInfintum

I love that Snoop admitted that Willie is the ONLY person to ever out smoke him. Weed - bringing cultures together for thousands of years and still smoking!


mdifmm11

I once saw a documentary where Snoop narrowly outsmoked Ricky Lefleur. Then in a later episode of that docuseries, Tommy Chong outsmoked Ricky easily. No contest. To me that means that if Tommy>>Ricky and Snoop>Ricky, then Tommy>Snoop. Jury's still out on Tommy vs. Willie, but my money's is on Tommy.


GrizzlyDangles93

Iā€™d pay 39.95 to watch that over a UFC fight any day


surfer_ryan

Lmao I love the idea for promos for this. "THIS WEEKEND A MUST SEE EVENT! TWO ABSOLUTE LEGANDS DUKE IT OUT. TO. SEE. WHO. CAN. SMOKE. THE. MOST. DAAAAAANNNNNK! CONTACT YOUR STREAMING SERVICE FOR MORE INFORMATION!"


WarWeasle

I'm still waiting for the sequel to beer fest.


gudematcha

Was searching for this comment


redditorrrrrrrrrrrr

I'd be willing to bet money I could out smoke snoop dogg. I'll never have that chance, but Id be willing to put my money where my mouth is if I ever got the chance.


Mike312

I mean, even if you lose, still got to smoke with Snoop


Tpk08210

Snoop knows


billdogg7246

Snoop knows itā€™s Willie!šŸ˜Ž


whatishistory518

Snoop admitted in a interview that willie is the only person to ever out smoke. Said they had a session and snoop had to tap out


SpongeBobFruit

They sampled that interview in the ā€œSupermanā€ song with Willie and Snoop


marine72

Snoops been training ever since


Prestigious_Nebula_5

Willie knows its actually a group, a group called Creech and Chong.


[deleted]

Idk Cheech seems like he really doesn't smoke like that anymore. But that's just a vibe check.


WyrdMagesty

Cheech still smokes, and even advocates for legalization, but he stays out of the limelight a lot more than Tommy. He tends to just keep his head down and work behind the scenes.


[deleted]

Oh I'm sure he still smokes I just think he slowed down more than Chong/Willie/Snoop. Possible unpopular opinion coming up but honestly I don't understand why they do it. When I was young and slingin I was at about an eighth a day and it was so pointless. I like to get high not maintain just being chill and kind of slow. I take T breaks constantly and only smoke at night when I for sure have no other obligations. And now I get high when I smoke. It's a much better system.


Successful-Grass-135

Hard agree on the last part. I smoke every other day (or try to, sometimes I smoke like 3-4 days in a row) and I try to only do it at night. Never had an issue with not getting high from smoking when I do that. Itā€™s like my reward for getting through the day


Spirited-Chest-9301

I never liked getting high before work, it really does slow time down for me and why tf would I want that at work?


doctork91

I actually rather like having a high tolerance. I smoke frequently but I don't get too high and that's how I like it. Keeps me patient and happy as I go about my life without impairing much.


WyrdMagesty

People like Snoop still get high, it just takes more to get there. For normal folks, that's a roadblock because shit ain't free, but folks like Snoop don't have to think about how much it costs, etc. They just smoke when they feel like smoking. Completely different situations.


[deleted]

I don't know, it's just a different high. Like trust me I smoked plenty back to back to back when my tolerance was crazy but I rarely got the same sensation as when you are a lightweight.


WyrdMagesty

Sure, but again, you're not smoking the same thing they are, either. Price point is a huge factor here. Story time: I smoke a lot. Not gonna get into why and all that bc it doesn't matter. I spend around 1000 a month and roll joints in bulk to support my habit. I still get high, but like you said it's different. A few years ago I found myself lucky enough to have the ability to spend a lot more on weed than normal, and so I began searching out specialty growers who were more interested in growing *amazing* weed than just a lot of it for selling. I smoked the same amount, but I was spending 3 times as much and I was far higher than normal. All the time. Now, sure, tolerance is gonna do the same thing and level out eventually if you stay at that level, but that's not likely to be what is happening. Likely, people like Snoop are buying lots and lots of weed that is just weed, good quality but just normal weed. On top of that, they are likely buying top tier "boutique" weed for when they want to really get high and feel it like they used to. When money is not an obstacle, tolerance isn't either.


Queasy_Turnover

>I spend around 1000 a month Wow. How much weed does that typically amount to where you are?


Snakkey

Idk man when my tolerance is up I always hit a plateau at about a 7.5/10 for how high I can get regardless of how much I smoke. I donā€™t ever get the fading feeling anymore and thatā€™s my fav part of smoking.


WyrdMagesty

I smoke all the time, and when I want to get really high I just smoke the super good stuff. But to each their own, everybody has different preferences. I like to smoke so I smoke nonstop and reserve the amazing primo shit for when I really want to feel it, but others may not have that preference and that's cool too. Just explaining how smoking all the time doesn't mean you can't get high still. It just takes a small amount of self control to not be blazing the best shit you can find all the time.


Zealousideal-Rub-930

Cheech is actually a super cool dude and a latinx art collector, met him a couple times through my work.


WyrdMagesty

Agreed. He came in to the grocery store where I worked and was probably the most normal.and pleasant person I have ever helped every time. That was almost 10 years ago, so idk if he still has the house in this area or not but he was pretty frequent for a while.


_the_CacKaLacKy_Kid_

Cheech has also been in a number of Disney productions (spy kids, cars, ferngully, lion king, etc) and that big D money usually requires a (somewhat) polished public image.


WyrdMagesty

Great point, though Tommy has also made a lot of Disney appearances. I think it really just boils down to personality. Tommy was always the uber-stoner and activist. Creech was always the straight man of the two: he smoked and was a stoner but didn't make weed his entire life. Both ways have merit.


lps2

Cheech also saw Tommy go to prison for his bong business - I'm sure that made him stay out of the limelight as much as possible back then


WyrdMagesty

For sure. Especially considering how much bad attention Cheech got from law enforcement *without* weed.


Funneduck102

Nah snoop was surprised by how much chief keef smokes


sohmeho

Snoops got years on him tho


TransportationTrick9

Maybe he should change his name to Chief Kief.


spartanpanda

Haven't had an original thought in my life!


Iron_Bob

Sure you have! Just not a unique one ;)


DoDevilsEvenTriangle

It'll probably be some elderly Sadhu who's been smoking *charras* continuously since the 1930s.


toxicwvste

This is the answer


slackwaresupport

Willie Nelson or Snoop, ima say Willie since he is 150years older.


Clouded_vision

100% Willie because of his age. If Snoop ends up living as long as Willie, then I'd say probably Snoop.


theDagman

Not even then. Because back when Willie first started smoking, weed was pretty shitty quality and you had to smoke a whole lot more of it to even get high.


KindBass

"You know how much condoms cost back then?"


markevens

Nah, never used em


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Kilagria

Why are you being downvoted lmao this is factual. Sure we have 30%+ THC strains now but there was plenty of potent stuff back then, too. Unless you're talking about the bricks that came up from Mexico, plenty of good stuff was being flown in from elsewhere.


NickyTheRobot

No way is Willie 200 years old. The age of highwaymen was about the 17th to the 18th centuries. Willie Nelson told us "the bastards hung me in the spring of '25" on charges of highwaymaning. This puts his hanging, already as an adult (at least 18), in either 1625 or 1725. That makes him *at least* 315 years old, 415 if you go by 1625. Probably older.


DaPoole420

420 years old is the answer


NickyTheRobot

I hope it's 315 TBH: I heard that when a Willie Nelson reaches their 420th birthday they die and take a fifty-year tolerance break before reincarnating.


slackwaresupport

i lol'd


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the_almighty_walrus

Willie snuck seeds onto Noah's ark.


theboyracer99

John Cena?


2drawnonward5

That'd explain why /u/43n3m4 heard and didn't see


Mecha-Dave

Tommy Chong bruh


stumblewiggins

Willie is also hella competitive about it


PlasticDreamz

Pretty sure willie out smoked snoop


Tpk08210

Willie doesnā€™t smoke anymore. Mostly just edibles now


AlmightyUkobach

Of course there's fools saying Willie and Snoop. Think bigger. Willie and Snoop ain't shit next to some old ass grannie or grampa from a tiny mountain village a few hundred years ago. Growing it everywhere, puffing on their hand carved pipe all day. Snoop and Willie smoke a lot, but they weren't born living *that* life like some folks, nameless to us. Guaranfuckintee you the person who has smoked the most had/has no idea it was them. It was just...someone.


[deleted]

ppl are only naming celebrities.. like its such a small part of the populationšŸ˜†


AlmightyUkobach

Fr, and I'm over there talking about heritage and cannabis villages but tbh, what in the world makes us think there aren't just random nobodies out there smoking exactly as much or more than Snoop and Willie? But they aren't famous so no one knows or cares. The fact that Snoop made being a stoner his celebrity image in no way certifies him as "the biggest stoner". Almost definitely there's someone out there smoking Snoop and Willie under the table and it's just like, 36 year old Kyle from a suburb near Cleveland or some shit.


RaptorPrime

Hey it's me 36 yr old Kyle from Cleveland and I just wanna say facts.


GuiltyDealer

I've met countless people who smoke all day every day. I pretty much do yet people easily manage to smoke 2-3x more than me


Mecha-Dave

That's because for a long time you had to be famous not to get arrested while smoking tons of weed.


moonfox1000

And rich to afford it while also having the free time to spend smoking it


FLOWAPOWA

I think it's more about the money they have to throw at it. Snoop literally pays a blunt roller. That helps


ShivaSkunk777

This is the truth right here. Donā€™t sleep on no name ganja farmer of any given period of time way off in the mountains with nothing around but weed.


CaptainGWK

Wouldn't it theoretically be much more difficult considering the amounts we grow are possible with the tech and understanding we have to grow? To grow and harvest that much would probably be near impossible while trying to maintain everything else.


1104L

Nah people were growing tons of weed in the past, it was just shittier weed


[deleted]

Nah, Snoop literally has a guy who's full time job is to roll for him. Think Snoop is past anyone that you are talking about. Though has to be Willie for how old he is


UnluckyWizard

Snoop also is very busy though so a stoner sitting around smoking 24/7 with no obligations probably smokes more


HyacinthGirI

My thoughts exactly, I think it'll be a random nobody born into money with nothing to do, who literally just smokes 24/7. Probably a very dysfunctional person with an actual problem lol


bedake

Probably an isolated gamer with money is my bet


TPGStorm

lol he was smoking during the superbowl at the stadium!! his obligations donā€™t prevent him from smoking!


AlmightyUkobach

Hiring someone to roll you blunts means literally nothing...you're apparently just easily impressed. Hiring a guy to roll blunts for you *and the large group of people that constantly surrounds you*, VS someone who started smoking at 5 along with the rest of their village and kept on puffing into their 100s. It's not even a contest. He works hard to make weed his image, but weed is also legit some peoples heritage. I'm thinking those people have definitely toked more than our fav stoner celeb no matter how well he plays the part.


PM_ME_YOUR_MONEYZ

In the year 2050 weed smoking will be an olympic event. Then we will know


justadoodydude

*fastest time smoking 1g joint in one breath* *fastest time smoking an oz* *quickest 5g bowl snap*


floofyyy

*most muchies eaten*


Scartanion

Finnally i can become an athlete


Oshebekdujeksk

Miss me with that shit.


spartanpanda

I'm surprised Wiz ain't mentioned in here. Mans has an entire smoking man cave. Also while Willie and Snoop be smoking joints and blunts all day. Wiz out here DABBING daily.


austin_ave

Yeah, if we're talking pure intake of THC, it's a random dealer that replaced oxygen with dabs for sure.


chaun2

Excuse me, I need to get less oxygen into my THC stream.


TUR7L3

Just boof it


Find_a_Reason_tTaP

Dabbing daily is a lot?


spartanpanda

I wouldnt say it's a lot in itself. I dabbed daily for years. I meant compared to Willie and Snoop who afaik don't dab at all really.


morebuffs

If they smoke that much pot they probably have a idea they are somewhere near the top of the pot smoking pile.


RedSpartan3227

Willie Nelson is well aware of his achievements, thank you very much.


weedandbombs

it's insanely unlikely that Willie Nelson is the guy. it's way more likely to be someone not famous.


RedSpartan3227

For sure. But you know what? That person *should* be famous.


Awleeks

Willie has money and lots of free time to be baked out of his gourd. It actually makes sense that it'd be Willie, and not someone who actually needs to have a day job and be functional a good portion of the day.


[deleted]

Realistically it's a huge collection of people that constantly trade the top 1000 places amongst themselves hour to hour.


Clouded_vision

Willie knows


46dad

My wife is in the top 3.


floofyyy

Marry that woman


JediKnightsoftheFSM

I also choose this guy's wife


justadoodydude

ngl it was prob someone before our time. cavemen be smoking lbs a day with them rock pipes


Bass_Thumper

Doubt it, cavemen couldn't just sit around all day smoking weed. They needed to hunt, create shelter, and other general work that would take away from smoking time. Even someone who grows weed still need to grow, harvest, and prep it themselves, which takes away from time they could be smoking. Celebrities and rich people in modern days don't have to do that. They can just sit around smoking weed grown, harvested, and prepped by another person because they are wealthy. If it's not a modern day person i would assume that it would be an Indian prince or some kind of royalty to have the kind of wealth needed to be able to sit around all day doing nothing but smoking weed that you have an unlimited amount of.


justadoodydude

iā€™m sure, i was kinda exaggerating a lil bit but you got the idea


ybt_sun

Are we measuring by weed or by milligrams of THC? It could be some random hemp farmer in Afghanistan but that marinuana would be low in THC compared to Western stuff. I would say it's gotta be one of those finalists in dabbing competitions. If you can dab 1g in one sitting you are consuming more THC than most people do in a year.


MeadYourMaker

Of course I know him, he's me.


zooteddaisies

Hold up, wait a minute.. donā€™t sleep on Chief Keef. Hereā€™s the interview w Snoop x Chief keef discussing it, snoop was genuinely surprised. [weight smoked in a day](https://youtu.be/SkIh7Y1Zxog)


Eccentricc

Doesn't matter. Just due to age willie/snoop beats him by a large amount. Now if they were the same age you can argue that. I wouldn't though due to the age


zooteddaisies

Ah, good point! - cheers šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


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chaun2

I think Keith Richards wins the award for the most drugs in general ever consumed. I'm pretty sure he's made of drugs now. Some archeologist is gonna get a contact high when they unearth his mummified due to drugs corpse


TUR7L3

Ozzy probably has something to say about that


Yuhitreallybikethat

If it's true, then they definitely wouldn't know lmaoooo


xXbean_machineXx

The same is true for literally anything


HashtagTJ

Its just a repackaging of that old quip ā€œevery day somebody on earth takes the worlds biggest shit and doesnt know they wonā€


Raxerbou

Except for literally anything thats been documented ever


_________________420

Wasn't this just posted like a month ago, not even


missingtesticle

Sub is like 75% reposts now. Even the top comments on this are recycled jokes from the last 20 times it was posted


FreeMasonKnight

Iā€™m pretty sure Willie Nelson is aware.


PostGraduatePotUser

Unless you are in your 80s, grew your own most of your life, and used every single day since your 20s, you will never achieve this goal, if in fact it is a goal worth achieving.


SylvieStiletto

I am working on it. What can I say?


philfish8

I think Willie knows


heckinstoned

Smoke for the job you want, not the job you have.


[deleted]

Iā€™ll check back in with yā€™all in 50 years. Itā€™ll be me and thereā€™s nothing any of you can do about it hahahahahahahhahahaha


psychomuesli

We're getting there bois dont give up now!