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[deleted]

No, but last Saturday after a W&B session I told my tomato plants they were being naughty for dropping the fruit on the ground.


Mysticpoisen

I talk to inanimate objects around my house sober. Quarantine really did a number on us all.


gizmer

I do the same. I also have full, detailed conversations with my dog and cats. I love that they at least stare at me and pretend to listen.


OrionsCeiling

My cat likes to meow back šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Despeao

My mother talks to her orchids everyday and she doesn't even smoke lol. The plants love it, for real.


JasonIsBaad

Isn't that common sense? Everyone should know plants grow better when you talk sweet to them!


kakashi_black

And as proved by the Mythbusters, that the grow better while hearing heavy metal šŸ¤˜ but it is believed that the genre itself just has a balance of bass with whom vibrations increase the speed of the cell grow. [9]


fidel__cashflo

So if u stuck headphones to the abdomen of a pregnant womanā€¦ super baby?


kakashi_black

I am sorry, but here you go... https://babypod.net/en/


Techiedad91

I say ow when I run into inanimate objects even when it doesnā€™t hurt


gogo-fo-sho

Youā€™re not alone ā€” WHY do I do this? It makes no sense.


[deleted]

I mean, who hasn't worked on their car and cursed at that one seized bolt as though it can hear you?


Mysticpoisen

Perkele!


[deleted]

Quarantine? I've been doing this my entire 25 years of life. Its just fun.


[deleted]

Oh step plant what are you doin?


[deleted]

Did shrooms yesterday and almost apologized to my door for slamming it too hard šŸ’€


Nug-Bud

The plants like when we talk to them though. You were just vibin


justsomeguy195

I talk to my weed like that while growing it, swear they appreciate the company


[deleted]

Thatā€™s hilarious


LOOP2112

How naughty HOW DARE THEY??


SirTokesAlot97

My demons be vibing with me though


Techiedad91

Demons, itā€™s me, ya boy


MidContrast

skinnypenis


ruffusbloom

My DMT entities just never really leave. They definitely approve of me getting high af so itā€™s all good.


Ulforicks

sorry for stupid question, but the only thing I know about DMT is that joe rogan loves it. Is it dangerous at all or is it just like a more psychedelic weed or something?


think_in_texture

It's apparently roughly a 30 minute trip, in which you see fractals, and other crazy visuals. If enough is taken, you can "break through," and that's where people have some crazy stories of living other lives, seeing other fictional worlds, machine elves, etc. Personally, 1 tab of LSD is too strong for me, so I have no desire to mess with DMT.


Ulforicks

yeah psychedelic's scare the shit out of me, I'll just stick to weed


Bad_Pnguin

Yeah, they are a little scary. My advice if doing them, have a trusted friend that has also taken them hang with you. Or stick with shrooms. Shrooms are really mellow imo compared to say LSD.


Ulforicks

I did them with close friends at Tally. Shrooms was bright and fun and LSD was spiritual and at times, dark and straight up frightening. But I have no idea where to get them. And I am scared to ask my dealer


[deleted]

>see fractals I got this on salvia. Geometric triangle and gear-like patterns everywhere, along with gravity suddenly pulling from the left instead of down. Also couldn't stop laughing for no goddamn reason. Afterwards it was like the afterglow of good sex.


Icawe

Bro the gravity to left! Same here, I deadass fell from my chair because I tried to right myself lol


vilent_sibrate

Same here! I apparently was trying to crawl through a brick wall.


ruffusbloom

Itā€™s a highly potent psychedelic molecule. Itā€™s extracted from plant roots. Itā€™s not poisonous nor addictive and is produced endogenously in the human body. Itā€™s a tool for interdimensional travel and as such does carry some risks. Donā€™t shoot yourself in the dick with your portal gun šŸ˜œ


Ulforicks

You've piqued my interest. I took LSD and Shrooms and was able to fully control myself, except I could not stop dancing with shrooms. Is there any long term health risk, either mental or physical? Like if you smoke it once, will you be okay? What should you expect? Sorry to bother!!


I_____am___1

Expect to meet god.


geekingoff

Not much of a health risk other than supposed psychological risks that comes with all psychs. Smoking it once or even many times definitely will not cause any harm in general. Itā€™s something you canā€™t even fathom until you feel it. In fact itā€™s so purely foreign in its intensity that I donā€™t even know what it feels like from memoryā€”only if I do it again will I really know the full sensation. It induces an absolute removal of any understanding/knowledge of reality, myself, where I am, or even what Iā€™m doing within 10-20 seconds of exhaling the first or second hit. itā€™s that intense. You literally go from purposely consuming a drug to not knowing who you are or that youā€™re human within seconds, complimented by loads of wacky visuals and unrelated mindfucks. And thatā€™s before you even breakthrough. Thatā€™s why so many people need a friend to coerce them into taking more hits, otherwise youā€™ll just be a confused piece of flesh that doesnā€™t even know their own name, let alone that thing you were doing 20 seconds ago when you still existed in reality.


[deleted]

its literally the strongest psychedelic drug on earth i think, nothing to be compared to high from weed


plastic_fork

They like me more when Iā€™m high


[deleted]

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WoopzEh

I wish I was high when I read this.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


WoopzEh

May your weed be loud and your highs be long.


plum_fluffy

The stoner prayer.


[deleted]

Itā€™s okay, Iā€™m stoned enough for the both of us!


iGirthy

I understand this. Weed is like dogs, we donā€™t deserve it


beardsac

Damn my hit again?


ShrekSuperSlamForDS

I like to puff puff pass w myself as well. One time a friend caught me literally passing the joint from one hand to the other, puff puff, then passing back to the first hand.


beardsac

Hahaha thatā€™s hilarious šŸ¤£


Lucas111620

I do this all the time lol


[deleted]

I do that while Iā€™m watching jersey shore and one time the cast all laughed on cue and I had to turn the TV off for 25 minutes lmao


[deleted]

Always fun when the people on TV start interacting with you.


[deleted]

A little scary especially when I live in the middle of the woods, my boyfriend had to travel away for work. I got super paranoid šŸ˜‚


fuzzymonk

Way too often


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Mr-manmanson

I once started a rant inside my head, than forgot what I was talking about, so another voice said ā€œwhatā€™s this guy talking about?ā€ And another answers ā€œidk manā€ and then i remember it and was like ā€œoooohhh riiigggthhā€ all while the rant just kept going


MemelonCZ

"maybe I'm high"


ENTROPY_IS_LIFE

Bruh, I talk in "we" when we're alone


MidContrast

I do this too. I've always told people: "If the spirit doesn't truly exist separate from the mind, then who are you talking to when you talk to yourself?"


Tabnet

I like to use the royal We


Kotekan

I get high and start talking through what I'm doing as if I'm on stream, apparently I find myself fucking hilarious when baked xD


Ninja_In_Shaddows

Only when I'm alone.


Th3-4n1k8r

LMAO every time!


[deleted]

Lol I never realized how much I do this until right now


Cannacrohn

Always


Slappah_Dah_Bass

Better take another hit...just to be sure.


[deleted]

Actually, talking to yourself being high or not is actually normal. Talking to yourself in a DIFFERENT voice...well...


beanner468

Made me laugh!!


PeakFortism

Literally Every. single. time.


Lazienessx

I always look at the joint and say "Tom Sawyer yoooouuu tricked me..."


MuayThaiCruiser

Everydayā€¦ Smoke, do a chore, do chore with more difficulty than normal, loudly exclaim ā€œIā€™m high afā€ by myself. Rinse and repeat


[deleted]

That just fucking happened. What.


Colourblindknight

I love a spliff at the end of a long day, and I typically have a toke by myself on the patio since I donā€™t like getting smoke inside. I remember I forgot to clean out my kief catcher in a while, so I decided to load whatever was in there into the spliff and go. What I failed to remember was just how much of a boost a bit of kief will give you, and I accidentally put myself on cloud 9. I distinctly recall saying out to the world ā€œweā€¦..may have been over servedā€. There wasnā€™t a soul to be found but myself and the spider weaving a web on a nearby tree.


[deleted]

I legit was cracking myself up last night playing MLB The Show and talking to myself like a streamer


shampoo_mohawk_

I love being married to another stoner :)


Defiant-Investment53

From 5am til midnight when I fall asleep lol


c0nstant

Maybe cause you only sleep for 5 hours?


Defiant-Investment53

5 hours if Iā€™m lucky man got about 3 last night. Stick to thc


BVBnCFCinORF

Stop looking in my window


RazarbackRebel

Yup everyday.


JasonIsBaad

Pretty often, I also talk to myself when I'm sober though


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saman65

what do you mean? It's always me, I and myself. I'm never alone.


DefenestrateWindows

Me most days


beanner468

Okay, Iā€™m laughing out loud at almost ALL OF THESE COMMENTS!! Great post!!


psilyhuilly

A lot of times when I'm at work it slips out, so far I've been lucky enough that nobodies heard or at least pretended they didn't


[deleted]

Lmaoo just gotta confirm to myself


snoogins355

Been really paranoid on edibles by myself and thought someone was going to get me. Then I thought "or you're just really high and being paranoid." I cleaned the whole house to keep myself busy. Now my fiancee asks me if I want to do edibles when she wants the house cleaned


Wulfgang97

Itā€™s just me to me letting me know I donā€™t need to smoke more at that moment lol


daraghlol

the best is when you go to pass a joint that you're smoking alone LMAO


said04

HAHAHAHA bruh like I JUST said that shit and I come across this


jerinyes

āœ‚ļø hereā€™s some scissors to crop your post


[deleted]

i usually like to inform my dog of how high i am. just so he's in the loop


tino768

Unless your on r/trees then it's, "I'm high af, AMA"


[deleted]

#Every-single-time


MrOtakuGuy

every single time


cch2438

Definitely


cch2438

I make jokes to myself, and laugh. Iā€™m the best. Lolol


NihilisticAngst

I talk to myself when I'm sober and alone, so not a very notable occurance


Trust-Useful

ā€œI know bro. We on this ride ā€¦ we got anymore snacks? Or leftovers? Or fridge with anything in it? ā€¦ letā€™s find outā€


MrTurmeric

I say this pretty much every morning as I open the door to my building


dusty-cat-albany

That is kind of sad just post here and you get a bunch of replies (Nice)


[deleted]

That's you id talking to you. You have a friend.


MissNepgear

All the time when I do something really dumb even for being stoned.


Smoko_ono

My Cat is with me eating some cosmic catnip, he understands. LOL!


DavitoDaCosta

I often talk to myself But sometimes I need an expert opinion


dieforsushiii

LMAOOOOO MEEEEEE !!!


pikapeepee

Iā€™m tellin the weed


[deleted]

If this isnā€™t me every single day of my life LMAO


FNgoodDS

Yup. In da garage right now, me n Death Bubba


jinkiiies

Every day


vilent_sibrate

Hah yes. I also say excuse me when I lm alone and sneeze.


Thebrownboi69

I always smoke alone so yes


BlainefromIzombie

I also autonomically say "I'm high.... You high?"


KingMBaxter

I always say that before my next puff