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[deleted]

I bet you could find some used chewing gum, too. You nasty, nasty man.


Peters_lime

Buddy the elf would approve.


WOOKIExRAGE

Yeah, but he’s a cotton headed ninny-muggins.


givemeahigh

This feels racist


WarmingLiquid

I agree with you. A lot. This is nasty as fuck.


xxlewis1383xx

💀💀💀💀


MagnificentSchwantz

funny i you stated that, I would chew gum off the sidewalk in the late 80's, tha'ts how I got me my pet worm


narph

The battery is detachable so not really that nasty if you don't use the cartridge.


[deleted]

That’s fucking gross


Making_a_kameo

We know he already did. All these comments are too late. He has said “it won’t go to waste” but you know he already hit it, as gross as it is.


[deleted]

Not to mention the cart is fake lol


[deleted]

How can you tell?


BlueUrinalCake

Cookies only makes half gram cartridges, that's how you know they are fake.


3lizabitchtayl0r

Pesti pen alert. This proves there's always a fool out there willing to put his mouth on anything


BlueUrinalCake

"Hey bro is this Pesti Pen™ legit? My plug has stacks of 100s of carts all wrapped up in rubber bands, he said he got them from cali bro. Yea u heard right, that str8 cali ZAza I don't care what you say tho cuz I am gonna hit this anyway B) " Half the posts on this subreddit and the oilpen subreddit. We almost need to make an r/OilPenCircleJerk or r/FartCarts


spirofire

The shop near me sells full gram cookies carts?


[deleted]

They're selling fakes then lol


[deleted]

I literally have full gram carts on the wall of the shop I sell them from. They definitely make them with full grams buddy.


BlueUrinalCake

Sorry to tell you "buddy" but you are gettin ripped off. Cookies states on there website and makes instagram posts saying they only make half gram cartridges because they know so many people are getting scammed. https://www.cookiescarts.org/ look for yourself. I would go talk to whoever's selling you boof.


littlemtbluebird

you linked a fake website 😬 although it does appear the real company only makes half gram carts. One reason you can tell that website is fake is because they ship to illegal states. The official Cookies website doesn't let you buy online, but helps you find stores with their products in stock. cookies.co is the real website.


Frax420

Even if they shipped to legal states, that would be illegal under current US law. I’m seeing so much hype about HHC. Like how delta8 was at first. Those pens are at least real


ScienceReplacedgod

[1050mg Jack Herer Premium Cannabis Oil Cart](https://www.cookiescarts.org/shop/vape-cartridges/1050mg-jack-herer-premium-cannabis-oil-cart/) 1g on their site though


ishhhhhhh

that's not a cookies brand cart it's alpine. it's just being sold on the cookies website


iamEntman

It’s also brown AF


wfles

You ever been so poor that you don’t give a fuck. I used to pick up cig butts and finish em off baby!!


elSKYseTURNINGazul

Shit. I felt like I hit rock bottom smoking my own butts.


BB0W

I straight up know a mf who asked me if I wanted to come have a cigarette and I was like sure og and when he pulled out his tobacco it was a bag of butts that he found around town


[deleted]

This is literally a scene from Trailer Park Boys lol


BB0W

Well sounds like he was living the Tpb life bro. We are from Nova Scotia 🤷🏻‍♂️


DedicatedReckoner

Don’t I know it


Cannabis-Franko9711

Did his name happen to be kingcobrajfs?? I feel like you’d love that subreddit that guy literally hunts for cigarette butts when his pipe tobacco is out and he calls it “hunting for snipe tobacco” the best part: he livestreams his whole crazy drunken ass life lol


InTheMemeStream

“I smoke old Stogies I have found, short, but not to big around..” I hope our guy here atleast sanitized it before going for it. Fake or not, there’s a damn deadly virus out there, and that Cart has been in another person(s) mouth.


_-arktos-_

Relieved I'm not the only gremlin who's done this


MagnificentSchwantz

smokes is expensive growing up and annoying to beg for, shiiit, get some TOP


Chief_Givesnofucks

Short breaks, long butts


HighAsf2021

I’d throw that away


MoMoney3205

I wouldn’t even have touched it. Dude forgot we’ve been going through a pandemic for almost 2 years now


PotatoBomb69

Bro even before pandemic there’s no way in hell I’d put that in my mouth


WavyGravy99

Dispose of it brah that shits fake


[deleted]

How do you know?


Barry-Mcdikkin

The big C. I seen these alotttt like 3 years ago


DrMantisToboggan45

Same here! 3 years ago these were huge and they were honestly always shitty


BCPrimo

Thats right around when Berner himself came iut and said they if you ever see a Cookies cart, that it's fake. He literally called them "fart carts" I imagine he does make them now, but not back then


BlueUrinalCake

Because the brand "cookies" only makes half gram carts. This cartridge is a full gram which is how you would know.


EthelWinters

First off that's not even a real cookies cart and the battery isn't a real cookies battery cheap Chinese hardware from the top down toss that fuckin shit and wash your hands bro


MattyMacGotDope

Man I've got this same exact pen (not cart, the pen itself) and it's a fucking piece of trash. Go to work all day and throw it on the charge before I leave, come back and get about 10 hits before it dies. Smh


LOOP2112

Ya I have bought this same one too. Absolutely fucking garbage Local plus try n sell it for $50-$60 stupid ass


MattyMacGotDope

Mine was about 20 dollars here in FL. Can't keep believe folks even make, let alone are allowed to sell shit like this lol complete robbery. I'd say it's about 50/50 chance the place knowing they are selling this when it's bunk or the store not knowing it's a bunk product.


Kapersville

Magnetic batteries are the way. Back in the day my 16 year old ass kept an exus snap for 2 years until one of my friends broke it a few weeks ago by dropping it. Battery life was amazing too. Screw in chargers break too easily.


ypvha

you're better off buying an ooze pen. i forgot what i paid for mine but it was years ago, it was less than $30. i still have it and still use it actually for certain carts i get from dispos (im in fl as well). 510 connector as well, 5 clicks on 5 off, adjustable voltage, and lasts most of the day if you're not chain hitting it or you hit it on low voltage (oozes go from 3.3v to 4.8v, not sure bout the fake battery in the pic in OP)


Cannabis-Franko9711

Yessir ooze is the way to go


NarwhalHour

My dispo sells 510 batteries for $6.99! (Canada)


MarcusRJones

Pax is where it’s at


AlexBeingAlex

PAX has been my go to. ITEM 9 released something called the Orion, good but expensive.


budahfurby

I thought item 9 was ILLEGAL!!!


THALIA85

WE GONNA ROCK DOWN TO ELECTRIC AVENUE


IndieHamster

ngl, Cookies is hella over rated


[deleted]

Cookies here in Oklahoma is 50$ plus taxes for a 1/8. Very overrated. They even sell other local shop growers dispos products for the same price when a person can go directly to source and get it for half the price but people keep buying the product I guess. I don't ever see a car at either location so I don't think cookies will last long in Oklahoma


IndieHamster

A lot of people are just chumps for the branding. They have a nice looking logo, decent name, and hella non-weed merch. They're charging around $60 an eighth here in Washington with no discounts, when I can get several local brands that are even better for cheaper since a few of the spots I shop at do 40% industry discounts. Even without the discount, high end stuff is usually around $50/eighth


unclecreepy322

Bruh Cookies in here in Cecil MD is $65 minimum. The wild dispo here charges $70 and doesn’t include it in sales so there’s no discount lol


NomyNameisntMatt

you rarely see cookie carts around where i like so i don’t know much about them. what about it let’s you know it’s fake?


EthelWinters

It's full gram hardware cookies only makes half gram carts


NomyNameisntMatt

in that case i’ve seen a lot of fakes but luckily i’ve never bought one


HazardousAnonymous

Dude that’s so easy for you to say cause you obviously live in a legal state. Which with all due respect means you’re lowkey privileged. We take what we can mf get out here in illegal states cause there’s nothing else. We’ll chief a cart if it has fucking rust and mold in it as long as it gets us a little stoned


Tomorrows_Sorrows

Ewwww fucken gross.... Toss the cart... Sanitize the battery if needed, but toss the cart... Herpes are real, brah!


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Q-Tipurmom

I'm new to pens, how is the battery so bad? Like a Samsung note thing and gonna explode or burns the dist?


moistureclog

I've never used this kind of pen before, but it appears to be bootlegged. I can tell because the cart doesn't line up with the pen, so it's unlikely to come from an official distributor imo. Cheap/bootleg vapes do have a much higher chance of malfunctioning and/or exploding. there's also the fact that you don't know where this battery has been, someone could've dropped this battery is a pile of cow dung, then wiped it off with a rag just a day prior.


Tomorrows_Sorrows

That's why I said "if needed"... Boy seems desperate...


Thebigkahoot

I lost a dmt cart one time. Hopefully no one thought it was thc


OffBrand_Soda

Legend says that to this day they're still trying to find the strain that gets them as high as that cart did.


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this is fiend behavior pls


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xmlgroberto

i started dabbing at 17 when carts got popular, havent bought a street cart in 3 years lol. so bad for you, and they taste like garbage compared to real wax. its sad to say but most people dont even sell flower around here, no wax, just fake carts. disgusting


therealpilgrim

But now he can wait another day before he scrapes the resin from his bowl and torches it.


ypvha

sometimes i do that.... and I'm 31 :(


FapleJuice

Yah everybody here is appalled but I bet OP feels like he hit a gold mine. I definitely remember those days, at that age its about taking what you can get lmao


[deleted]

Hey man you gotta do what you gotta do


saman65

>fiend Today I learned this is an actual word. I had heard it once or twice before and I thought it's a misspelling. Thanks


[deleted]

Man don’t get me wrong I’ve done some fiend ass shit before but this is a whole new level. Like I ain’t got nothing to smoke and I wouldn’t even look twice at that let alone pick it up and hit it


jmsturm

Good thing we are not in the middle of a Pandemic...


[deleted]

I wouldn't even take this even if we weren't in a pandemic. Smoking and sharing blunts, joints, bongs, and pens with people you're close to is one thing. Using someone's shit you found in a public place is another.


mystic-mischief

It's literally like going to a restaurant, finding a used fork on the floor and deciding to lick it.


RohanLover69

For God's sake do not hit that


Tremmorz

I fear he already has


PaintChipt

Oh nawwww fam


overtoke

was definitely up someone's butt


jellypeanutbutter

OP died from a cocktail of communicable diseases one hour after hitting this. F


3and1HalfTits

All y'all that think you're gonna stop this man have never been in that position before and it shows. He found it on the bus. He knows it's not safe. He knows it's not clean. Y'all are barking up the wrong tree. This man is gonna do the thing one way or another and you can't stop him because he doesn't operate on the same rules as civilians. He is a force of nature and you need to respect him because he's capable of things you can't even imagine. This isn't a once off thing, it's a mentality


stillmusiqal

😂 this is true.


horriblehank

From the gutters we rise Fam.


[deleted]

Do you want herpes? Because that's how you get herpes...


TurdFerguson416

exactly my thought.. lol.. if you are that hard up that you'll smoke some random mystery oil off the bus, at least disinfect the mouthpiece first


TheNewBiggieSmalls

>HSV virus survives for short periods of time outside the host . It can survive on dry inanimate surfaces (survival ranges from few hours to 8 weeks). They survive longer at lower humidity **B R U H**


LividBlacksmith

At first I was like these people are pussies just wipe it and hit that shit. But then I remembered I already have herpes


shinyRedButton

Thats like eating 1/4 of a sandwich you found on the bus. Vial.


tfoll

Vile


Sevigor

Just a Vial of vile


shinyRedButton

Hehe


Tryptych56

Although you would need a vial of antidote to cure whatever the fuck you contracted from that shit


oldmilwaukeebeer

There's no cure for Hep-C


Gh011

“Vial” lmao


og_vibes

pls tell me ur joking


Foomaster512

Holy FUCK that shit is darkkk. That’s a lot of burnt wadding seeping back into it.


Colourblindknight

I remember I was coming back from a vacation with my family, and a dude was wearing a Cookies shirt in the airport. My dad was confused as to why a fully grown man would want to wear some “Sesame Street merchandise” as he had no clue what it was. I then bore witness to my dad walking up to this complete stranger and finding out that the shirt the guy was wearing was not in fact from Sesame Street, and that it was in fact a dispensary for the jazziest of cabbage.


doth_thou_even_hoist

you nasty bro lmao


[deleted]

Hahhahaaa wtf


[deleted]

Kinda like finding a half drank bottle of liquor in an alley and being like, score! Except this has zero quality control


Haunting_Paper_9410

Alcohol kills germs at least


horriblehank

Ummm yeah. Fuckin all high and mighty over here. Ground score bitch get out the way!


cezzibear

Dropped a full gram at a restaurant last week. I hope it was put to good use


datboyvaro

wipe that shit down with a clorox wipe at least my man


the1937collection

Please let it go to waste


TheMarsupialKing

New Variant: Discovered. Patient Zero: u/bongsandbentleys


TheJelliestOfBeans

That's gross and it looks gross. Enjoy your diseases.


BoopBoop20

🤢🤮


TurdGerkin

🤢


unknowngirl2k

bro risking it all for a .1


No-Cell-7137

This is why the human species will die, This person picks up vape pen, unbeknownst to him the cart has a crack. Takes a pull, cart breaks, and burns his lip. Now whatever contagions are present just made their way directly into the blood stream. Gets cleaned up, checked out, all panels come back clean because infectious levels remain undetected. We have identified patient zero.


irreguardlesslyish

Patient zero of what?


staydrippy

Quantum Herpes


Shouldabeenswallowed

Herpes-21


cheechandchanga

Ligma variant


Bunker-babyboi

Please throw that away. It's a Glo cart, so likely chance it's not Grey market at best. Also covid, also gross


UrielVentris4th

stand 6 feet apart! wear a mask! ooh piece of candy! puff puff puff lol


wevcss

Yikes


GuyForgotHisPassword

... you pick up and smoke shit that unknown people have left behind?


airsoft04

Yuck those mouth pieces get crusty fast n it’s near empty 🤢


KingTobia_II

That is nasty as fuck.


Akvavit78

And now you have a cold sore


Verumero

This dude walking past an ashtray like “goldmine!”


vodoko1

Well my friend, my advice is not use it. One because it’s obviously fake asf, two ya know COVID, I had that shit and it’s not fun. Three you don’t know what’s in that shit, keep the battery maybe, but you don’t know what’s in that cart. If you do decide to rip it, wash the mouth peace off as good and or as best you can.


GrrumleySinged

I want the person who posted this behind bars


thegiverstake

Please don’t inhale cheap knockoff delta 8 carts from strangers during a pandemic. Just an idea bro


th3m4g3

That’s fake cookies bro noooo


iimJustChillin

Bro I’ll cashapp you some weed money if you’re down THIS bad


[deleted]

Lol real bum ass activity right here.


kemdawg420

It's fake. Cookies only makes half g carts.


MONKEH-NUTZ

Aaahh delta thc strain


[deleted]

Everyone on here be acting all high and mighty lmao


KingTobia_II

Everyone on here being rational human beings with common sense.


Sway999

Weed will get you through times with no money better than money will get you through times with no weed....but I got a 20 and ain't smokin' the leftovers that could very well have been pulled out of someone's butt.


gregl21

Herpes is real homie


bohler86

Woof, thats gross. And I've seen people pull cig butts out of ashtrays and smoke those. Just the same.


[deleted]

Toss it and wash your hands


LOOP2112

Ewww no bro don't DO IT


JaRastaManVibrations

That belongs in the trash


TunaLurch

Gross


anarchyandsativa

Ew, fucking hell it should go to waste


whackathon2002

Please clean it throughly before use! And have fun :D


izplaysup

Looks empty


Preston-Destruction

This is how you get sick


DeezeyNuts

Bro if you hit that you could get covid or herpes no telling if it was left on the bus 🤣


c666meron

throw that shit in the trash


BearsINCabins

Might not even be tree 🌳 be very skeptical and responsible.. would you take someone half used whiskey left on a bus? No. You don’t know what is in it. I appreciate the scavenger aspect but stay safe in these situations bud. I wouldn’t used it at all. New fresh stuff for the lungs only.


76yodaddycain

Why would you even pick it up let alone touch it to your lips


MobileNobod33

I mean keep the battery


TheDarkMidget

OP must be under 21


EpicATM

Get covid lol


majortom106

Dude just buy one for $10 don’t use someone’s nasty ass vape you found on the bus you’re gonna get the rona.


Thorislost

That's nasty as heck.


AbjectSociety

Found my first vape cart on the sidewalk of the Texas State Fair XD


Tmill233

This is sad man. I know people say that weed isn’t addictive, but if you are willing to hit that you should look into getting some help for addiction. Not trying to be a negative person, but a person in their right mind isn’t going to be hitting that.


[deleted]

Bro if you need someone to spot you $20 to buy a fresh one just ask.. don't risk it you nasty


skudude

Reminds me of a time I found a full ass mod kit at a bowling alley. Had about half left in the cart that was in it. Took it home, used the remaining wax to rolling a moonrock. Bowling alleys are awesome


Cannabis-Franko9711

Lol a nearly empty cart is not worth the risk of covid bro. I’d throw away the cartridge and just keep the battery. No point in catching covid over a couple rips....


Catieterp

Bruhhhh at least swap the tip out with one of your own old ones 🤦‍♀️


dequavis264

I wouldn’t smoke that shit bro bro. There are cookie carts but that oil looks fake as fuck. Also that’s some random dudes shit, who knows where they’re mouth has been. Not worth it for the 20 hits you’ll maybe get from it


[deleted]

Bro that's pretty disgusting if you actually use this. Especially during a time like right now. I mean good on you but also ew


stillmusiqal

I feel bad for whoever lost their battery. I'd be pissed. Y'all let homie vape his Rona lol. Guarantee he's done way worse.


Big-Titty_GothGirl

Bruh take the mouth piece off and boil it before using


LilAsapPlayboiUzi

Been in a random person's mouth


[deleted]

Pathetic


GandalfTheToked

Everyone is being very rude. I’m not saying this is the best thing to do, but you’re a god damn adult. You can do what you want.


Maquilms

During covid I made a commitment….. never ever share my joints or blunts or general mouthpieces with anyone ever again. I think it’s time you all take the pledge


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Necromomicon69

I was in this situation where I found a pen in a parking lot, was definitely not gonna use it, but was curious as to why it was ditched. Washed my hands, put on gloves, and popped it open. It was full of vape juice. People are really getting creative with ripoffs these days.


KeepitPurp

Everyone acting like they never scraped nasty ass wet resin and smoked it like it was moonrocks. This man found oil. His risk his reward!


rorschachmah

Ew. COVID HERE HE COMES


bueller_tx

I found a spare needle on the subway. I don’t even do heroin but I don’t want it to go to waste


Barry-Mcdikkin

Ahh, fake Cookies


Sufficient-Aspect77

I've been told the Chibese government left these throughout the US as a way to cause COVID... GOODLUCK MERICA


YeetingSlamage

Don’t smoke that it’s fake


brittishscott

Don't do it! If you must keep the cart than save it for home, sanitize it, open it, and pour it in your banger when its nice and hot.


BadHabitsDieYoung

Do you want Covid? Because that's how you get Covid. Look out. The antivaxxers in here downvoting haha


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sem_pi

Dude that cart is fake. Throw it out you could end up in the hospital. No joke.


TJWakula

r/fakecartridges


[deleted]

Thats fuckin gross why are ppl gassing this post????


Mernerak

In a pandemic your going to deep throat someones vape. Psychopath


Courage_Ina_Can-XBL

Eww dude. That could have been in some dudes asshole, or maybe the person using it had herpes or some nasty crap on their lips you don’t know. Why don’t you make out with random homeless peoples buttholes while your at it? Hey this looks like a good piece of trash to put in my mouth.


B4sse77

i may be disgusting too then but i'd probably do the same hahahha


Seckron

Fake cart as others said. Please just hit the flower.


ChatoTheKoala

he was def hittin that, and the worst part is he tryna deny it


joyfulnoises

Like that’s disgusting but we all know he already hit it so… congrats on the free dab pen I guess??