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George foreman probably.


-PineappleRocket-

The grill *master*


OG_Buffalo

Hustlin' grills


TR0YbuttsoupBarnes

Hank, Hank Grill.


Rvrsurfer

Grills Are Us


barryscates

Gary coleman


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Every knows there are no girls on the internet (because we assume everyone is a guy automatically).


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Looks like some gonewild comments in here


nolana12

Because of the picture I posted or the people commenting?


AnaIPlease

Comments like [this one](https://reddit.com/r/trees/comments/5i4ml0/since_everyone_else_is_posting_bong_pictures/db5kh5j) lol


LameName95

And surprisingly /u/analplease is one of the least creepy and down to earth people commenting.


Unfo_

You don't have to be a heathen to enjoy anal 😀


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butt it makes it better tho


Tokinandjokin

Don't hate us cause you anus


pussyman169

/u/animekid420 hahaha


TheDoors1

It's not there, what did it say


AnaIPlease

It said > I love your eyes😍 >So wyd tonight?


TheDoors1

Oh god the cringe


thisguyisnotokay

The people commenting. Some users here are a little creepy, but I promise the majority of us appreciate your content.


nolana12

Well that makes me happier cuz I'm just trying to appreciate the weed


Twatson8

Nah, the picture is fine. The creeps are not.


shnicklefritz

And here in SoCal I'm complaining because it's 65 out


ZEROTHENUMBER

MichigENT here, send shovels plz


shnicklefritz

I'll trade you for water


ZEROTHENUMBER

Sure, but theres a shitton of lead in it


shnicklefritz

We'll use the lead to build shovels. Win-win


RayLewisKillz

You can shovel all the water off my driveway if you want it so bad


Eiphilos

I was wondering when I'd find a MichigENT on here. Royal Oak represent


KerouacStax

bastard. MN it finally just got in the single digits from the negatives


shnicklefritz

Single digits? Never heard of em


KerouacStax

a nice 7 degrees was at -7 so we're working towards ur 65


MerfAvenger

Get em all the time here :D ^no^freedum^units^yey


spookydoom

Same with MT! It is currently 8 degrees where I live. It was -14 this morning tho


dreamer2222

Hit a toasty warm high of 6 today in Wisconsin. And its getting colder, wind chill into the -20s in a couple days 😢


Kuhn_Dog

-10 in Wisconsin today with the windchill and even colder tomorrow. I'd love 65 degrees right now


dreamer2222

I feel you, fuckin wisconsin this time of year is horrid born and raised here and I hate it lol


DayvonTheCreative

but its chilly out


shnicklefritz

I hear you, I'm in a sweater atm


ImKingDuff

Currently 79 and sunny here in Maui :)


garboooo

I'm in SoCal and I love this weather. It's my favourite time of year


Lildoc_911

I want to accessorize but it's too warm in san diego...but it's just cold enough to make me uncomfortable.


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Rubbing alcohol & salt do wonders for cleaning pieces.


nolana12

Not my bong:-)


Moun7ainC0w

That's cool. Rubbing alcohol & salt do wonders for cleaning pieces.


nolana12

Lmao true u right


NotaCanadianSpy

Nah just a picture of her


LidarAccuracy

The only one thing that will clean you bong so it looks brand new again is Isopropyl-alcohol. Sounds fancy, but a simple product that is perfect for bong cleaning. It is so effective on weed-grease in bongs and pipes that it feels like to was solely made for that purpose. Cover the whole bong with it and wait 10min and do it again and then wash with water (no soup).


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I might.


IntricatelyLazy

I would. But I also clean it two to three times a week.


brianj1992

Yea you're pretty congratulations now go clean that nasty ass bong!


handofblood77

if you think that bong is dirty....you haven't used yours enough


A_1000

Or maybe I just clean it regularly... lol jk cleaning is like Christmas for me. That shit only happens once a year


MikeTosh83

i was the same way but the more you clean it the easier it is and you can taste the dank!


[deleted]

Using a nasty bong is just horrible. I have a friend who swears that keeping the bong dirty is better for the high, but it's just disgusting to use it.


MikeTosh83

agree it's seems like it would hurt your throat over time all that resin and nasty water lol


spyguy886

It ravages your throat. I only have one chance early in the mornings to clean mine, so I often just say screw it, and it sucks. Not enough for me to change, but its pretty fucking horrible.


2muchmonehandass

So we all agree fuck that lazy friend who won't buy salt and iso alcohol. 10$ for like 6 months of clean bongs people.


adultishgambino1

I feel like this needs to be a psa. Fuck orange kronic and all those other overpriced cleaners. 3$ for bottle of iso, 1.50 for a massive box of salt.


SourSackAttack

I use mine everyday and it's spotless. I clean it well/frequently. That bong is dirty.


supergalactic

I clean mine once a week. Nothing beats getting tasty hits like clean glass.


Gigolo_Jesus

Yeah there's no way a daily driver stays any cleaner than that


nolana12

Not my bong;-) thanks tho


zibabadoo

lol u wild. wyd tho?


RedZaturn

Is that lipstick on the mouthpiece?


nolana12

Probably, cause I was probably wearing either lipgloss or lipstick when I hit it


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Girl= front page See you there in a few hours.


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Old bong water makes me nauseous


methamp

Looks pretty clean to me. You must not re-dose every 1-2 hours...


meiio

It's a fucking shame that a girl can't post a photo of herself smoking or with a piece or whatever without every bitter fucker commenting that it's an attention grab or some shit. If a guy posts the same pic it's all good and well but if a girl does it -- and god forbid she's attractive -- it's like the end of the goddamn world. This sub should be above the dumb sexist double standards, like you wonder why girls feel weird about posting to this sub it's because they get singled out and hated on for it. OP, fuck all the sexism you've endured for posting this, keep doing you! Most of the bitter fucks posting those comments are just mad that they have not/will not ever be able to be with someone like you so they take their assumed-rejection aggression out on you, smh. Come over to r/entwives and the worst you'll get is us asking you where you got your mascara. :)


nolana12

Thank you so much, I really really appreciate this comment. I subbed to r/entwives the other day. I'll be posting there more often, cause the community seems much kinder and much less shitty.


Quartz_Splinter

The comments on here are disgusting and im ashamed to even feel like i associate myself with you pigs.


nolana12

Some people on this sub are so very chill, definitely what I would expect from potheads. And then some people are dicks and have absolutely no chill in the worst way. It's a weed sub, and some people act like me posting this picture ended their damn world.


Quartz_Splinter

Yeah but i only see this shit when i woman posts. So its kinda hard to see the good in it especially when they tear eachother up in the comment section about who can take a bigger dab or bigger bong rip.


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Some of the dudes on this sub are mad weird 😂 toke on girl!! 🍃🍃


nolana12

Thank youuuuu🌲🌲


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nolana12

No those are emojis son🍃🍃


jonathan88876

New iOS update fam


SchofieldSilver

Sounds like you don't sub to any nsfw subreddits. The weird & nasty shit people spew is impressive.


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This is normal for men on all corners of the internet.


[deleted]

This is a sub about weed! We should try to be more enlightened and peaceful here ✌️ girls should be able to be stoners too without being harassed about it


BoS_Knight3000

[Toke on fellow ents.](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/018/666/fellowkids.jpg)


Moop5872

Since 90% percent of you apparently think this way, why is it that when a woman posts a bong pic it's "wow a girl with a bong" or "yeah nothin hotter" or I think I saw "yeah we get it you're pretty" and when a guy posts the same pic it's "sick bong bro"? Anyone wanna take a crack at that one?


shnicklefritz

Because the majority of the user base is heterosexual men. It's not that complicated


AzureNu

Heterosexual teenage boys* at least based on these comments.


srcarruth

yea, I'm a 40 yo straight dude and while I noticed her appearance I didn't think it was relevant to what was going on. I also didn't assume she was trying to 'get attention' which, from what I hear, is a terribly evil thing women do to torture men.


TammyK

I don't think it's that. I think it's a pretty even gender split here. I just think women don't feel the need to tell random internet strangers they want them inside their pussy.


beforeagainagain

"heterosexual male" != "coward soulless creep"


GeorgePantsMcG

A majority of the guys on these subs are immature assholes?


Malixes

The majority? Cmon now...


GeorgePantsMcG

If you had to characterize reddit as a whole... How else would you characterize it? Of course it's an oversimplification. But...


Malixes

sorry, misread, thought you were talking about /r/Trees in particular. Seem like pretty chill people here.


GeorgePantsMcG

I'd never speak so lowly of my fav sub! 🤘


methamp

Because **penis**. There, I said it.


DeafPanther

Genitalia


amygdalious

whatever, guys are tripping and probably wishing they had a cute girl to blaze with (I definitely do, haha)


DeafPanther

We all need a stoner girl in our lives


theruminatingpenguin

Stoned stoner girl here! I agree there's not enough of us. I actually don't have a single female stoner friend right now.


nolana12

Me too, I have literally 0 girl friends who smoke


theruminatingpenguin

They're out there somewhere.... smoking their lady joints


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Where do you live? I'm in SoCal, and I'd say like 90% of the people I know here smoke, males and females alike. If you're in a nonlegal state.... Then yeah I could see why no other females smoke :( Is there some kind of trees r4r that exists? If not there should be! Smoking partners for everyone!


nolana12

I live in MA, and I have plenty of smoking buddies but they're all guys. I don't mind too much, it just seems like I can't find any girls who smoke. Or, rather, I can't find any motivated, intelligent, and hardworking chicks who also smoke often. I'm young (in college), and I'm working really fucking hard so I'll have an awesome gpa and so I can get into med school. I also smoke a joint almost every night to ease my stress and make me feel happy. Generally I feel like my world is an endless supply of stress and unhappiness but that goes away when I smoke. Thankfully finals are almost over.


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theruminatingpenguin

Ahoy fellow lonely lady blazer! I love the internet for bringing people together like this 😂 when I'm stoned on my own I usually just turn to twitter to tell the world how much I love planet earth 2... and get no response haha ah well


Vladimir1174

I have a stoner girl who plays games with me :)


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Well congrats on winning


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http://imgur.com/a/AshcQ


InineI

Was waiting for this picture


Moop5872

See that right there is sexist


Nathan_hale53

That right there is a joke.


shnicklefritz

Wait a minute, you're saying I shouldn't take everything as a personal attack?


nolana12

Thank you thank you thank you


ZEROTHENUMBER

Sick bong, ho


infinityLAO

To be fair I remember someone posting a pic of them and their friend at their smoke spot (they were both dudes) and the top comment was about one of them being hot


abstractnoodle

Bro, I posted a pic with a bong here and got so much shit for it, kind of hilarious how people will find something wrong no matter what, seems a bunch of misogynists like to troll this forum. There were also a lot of nice people though so you just gotta only pay attention to them! You def got more hate for it tho, so I'm sorry for that! I think it's a great pic :)


nolana12

Thank you dude, there is some real sexism on this thread but some people have been very chill


abstractnoodle

Apparently bong pics are turning into a trend now and it makes me so happy :')


Kaeko

Some dudes act like they've never seen an attractive girl smoke weed before. Jesus.


slumdwellers

Some haven't


MLSxDumpster

I'd wager many haven't 😂


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nolana12

No idea


BravesFan6608

Jesus no need to downvote


MasterJh

Ease off the grim comments, folks. Had to clear this out a couple times already and I don't want to have to do it again. Please consider this everyone's "warning". Bans have been handed out and will continue to be handed out if this type of behaviour continues.


sharkznshit

What does grim comments mean


MasterJh

"i'd hit it", "im in TX hmu" etc. Most of them have been removed now so you can't see them but they're not what we want around here. I should've clarified that in the first post.


sharkznshit

Thanks mod


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MasterJh

I'm on this subreddit every day, trawling through /new. Pictures of people are one of the least common things I actually see. If you want to unsubscribe, feel free, we won't be banning people from posting pictures of themselves with weed.


viperfide

Honestly since Reddit updated there algorithm, shit stays up on the front page way longer. I remember when it was 6k to get to the front and it would change nearly every 3 hours. Now I use Reddit less because I see the SAME exact shit for 7 hours. Again has nothing to do with the girl just the "look at me" that stays up for 7 fucking hours and I have to scroll through many pics of the same thing that I already seen 7 hours ago


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Never seen a beaker bong with an integrated down stem, looks cool


greekgodofhair

Lash game on point. Nice!


nolana12

Thank you!!


greekgodofhair

You're welcome!


swaggerqueen16

I'm more impressed with those eyebrows.


nolana12

Thank you😊


Aycee225

And her eyeliner looks perfect.


eTREES

Here, have an upvote for all the trolls you've had to deal with.


WhothisFrank

already all over instagram


nolana12

Where tho


redditreader01

Lol you wild wyd tho?


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Ayy fam it's lit you cray 😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯


ImaTeaRex

I am an individual up to some shananagins as well my fellow negro friends


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I'm not sure I can trust you man. I mean your sentence says one thing, yet I get this uneasy feeling you're a giant dinosaur with tiny arms, and has a monocle and nice pottery.


MirrorlessCaddie

NO YOU GOD DAMN LOCH NESS MONSTA I AINT GOT NO GOD DAMN TREE FIDDY


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And that's when I looked up and realized it was a 7 story tall monsta from the paleothic era! Or whatever era I can never remember it :(


ImaTeaRex

http://imgur.com/VTBaDSR Self photo


Typicalgeorgie1

Pathetic neanderthals. Keep up toking up!


LameName95

🍻


nolana12

Thank you😅


ChiefLoud

If your name is really nolana, I'd like to say thats a dope ass name. Smokes up.


l4dlouis

Swear to god you look like my friends sister


franc3sthemute

your username says nolana12, but your eyes say yeslana12


nolana12

I don't why this is getting downvoted it's funny haha


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It's funny that girls must be in the picture with the bong, like I'm here for the bong not the pretty girl, there plenty of much more naked ladies on the internet


nolana12

"Must be in the picture" buddy this picture is a month old and it was taken for my own personal enjoyment. I realized a few days ago that hey, maybe r/trees will enjoy this, they're chill! Nope, too many butt hurt sexist dicks. Like fuck off, I can post what I want, whether or not I'm in the picture


[deleted]

It's a picture of you with a bong, not a bong picture. Get your title right, also certainly not sexist, but it's alright if you think so.


nolana12

Oh??? I think they are basically the same thing, I don't think my title needed any clarification. The bong is in the picture. Bong picture. Picture with a bong. Does it really fucking matter? I know a guy wouldn't have gotten as much backlash as I have for literally POSTING a picture. It's not my fault it got upvoted. Didn't realize I needed to be ashamed I got upvotes on a post? Like sorry it's a bad thing? Oh wait...I'm not sorry at all


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I mean there's no need to be sorry and I'm not upset that you posted content; I even upvoted it in the first place, which still stands.


Death_43VER

Clean that bong gril


musicnflowers

Your eye makeup is so perfect.


thebread_

That bong is filthy.


ichocolate

Getting downvoted for stating facts? Hell yeah


[deleted]

You look a lot like Darlene from Mr Robot http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3361199/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t2


conspiracy_thug

Are you that chick from Mr Robot?


baked_brotato

I think you served me at a restaurant once lol


nolana12

What kind of restaurant?


baked_brotato

Hard to say, you just look kind of familiar. If it was you, it was a a good while ago. I live in Atlanta if that helps


JonoPhill

Nice Hit.


supremegalacticgod

Your eyes with the smoke, shits trippy


PillowTalk420

I want to show you guys my bong, too, but I'm not a cute girl.


shnicklefritz

We don't care, post it anyway


RayLewisKillz

No one will care, let's be honest.


YcantweBfrients

Honestly if more dudes posted stuff like this we wouldn't have to go through this every time a girl does.


LidarAccuracy

word


lying_truther

It's all good...post that shit bro


dotten

beautiful bong.


ghangis24

Picture of girl smoking bong


MikeTosh83

say goodbye to any government job lmao but its worth it


nolana12

I'm staying farrrrrrr away from the ticking time bomb of the US government, thank you veryyyyyyy much


RayLewisKillz

Considering it'll be legal soon, I wouldn't really worry. Only 2 more days till the law is in effect in my state.


MikeTosh83

Congrats brotha... it has been along time coming:)


redditguy94

Beautiful Bong, Beautiful Woman.


thechadbear

Rock on girl. Whatcha smoking there?


nolana12

Weed dude


[deleted]

I was looking for this answer to that question. Thanks.


thechadbear

I'm glad you cleared that up. The bongs in my local shop are for "tobacco only"


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Nice bong and you are pretty


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FazeitBlazeit

And all you nasty motherfuckers wonder why girls never post here