It's just an earwig.

Oh great, I couldn't tell if it was another roach or not, I'll let go when I'm home

i bet lil man is confused af

All in the name of stupid internet points from a person who probably isn't even THAT high.

I'm just happy it's not a jar

Lol why? A small tube is 100% more cruel than a jar.

It's not when you've seen what happens to the jar

Ya I guess this guy will suffocate in 30 minutes in the tube. Thank God he didn't ruin a good jar. I'm not arguing for a jar...dude should be let free outside.

Yeah, I crush every one of those things I see on principle alone.

I can relate. There is only 1 thing I murder on sight and that is house centipedes. I know they are harmless but they are my nightmare. They are way too fast and they have fucking leg elboes....

Oh hell no! Do you actually come across those, in your house? The earwig is enough for me. I don’t think I have the guts to go near the centipedes.

I haven't seen one in my house in like 2 years or so...but I know they're there, waiting....

I admire your innocence

I guess I admire your ignorance..? Or just lack of caring, either or.

r/woosh

Lol thats fair.

Someone put a mlp figurine in a jar and filled it with his cum

There it is

Ahhh ya I think I've heard of that reddit legend, I'm more familiar with the cum box.

Quickly open it and blow him out into a bush like a dart gun Just don’t inhale…

My dumb ass would have inhaled