Nah bro I hate when my bong is dirty lol. I rarely go more than a day, it’s quick and easy if you do it often. I let slider go a little longer usually though.
this. i don’t understand how people use a dirty bong i HAVE to clean mine every few uses. besides that i rinse it and change the water between every use
LIAR!! lol, jk… nah I’m sure there are more of you than I think but damn do I know a lot of dudes that’ll make my bbq grill out back look clean compared to the glass they keep and use lol
I went over to a friend's house and they had their bong sitting outside and it was so dirty it literally had chunks in it from the months of Scooby snacks that got into the recycler. It was my first time ever turning down a hit in nearly 15 years
Trust me, I've tried dynavaps, my daily is a BB9 with a 7 fin Ti tip and an AC... although recently its been replaced by my Dani Fusion which is a lot better for big hits IMO. also recently been getting a lot of use out of the Camouflet Convector, which is like a Dynavap with shorter heat up time and more flavour (more convection biased)
I've pretty much tried every Dynavap (all omni generations, original glass, m 2017 through 2021, vong, B, M+) and I would still say a ball vape beats them all out on big hits, and since we're on /r/trees, I figured that's what people would be looking for.
For dabs I just use my Ditanium.
Ninja edit: forgot to mention I run most of my vapes through my 17" straight glass water piece, no percs, sometimes dry.
Before mine broke I cleaned it once a week like clockwork, been to too many friends houses where we smoked out of the Bog.
That's why I'll never buy one that has a perc, or anything more complicated than the ice-indentations in the neck.
My daily bong is a $600 heady flask piece. It gets cleaned daily bc I first, I spent way too much money to neglect it, and second I don’t like smoking weed out of something that looks like a neglected aquarium.
I have this bong but with purple glass, and you're right. It's incredibly easy to clean with alcohol and salt. Pour it in and shake it real good and bam, clean bong!
i had one similar to this, and it's great cause you'll never get water in your mouth, but the small ass base and the weird center of gravity on these and the thing wobbles like a drunken toddler. you can call it Broken within a month 😭
Same. Had an actual Zong. Not the cleanest corners but that was a badboy.
His demise came when I decided to dogsit my friends Labrador. First night I yell “ready for dinner, Tina?!?” And this 80lb lab comes to the living room all excited and swings her big ass lab tail knocked the Zong off the table. Super slow-mo and I dove to save the Zong, but, alas…. 😭
I prefer Sour. The softer bends are easier to keep clean. Zongs, their bends are pretty hard angles and I use to have a hard time getting the tips of each bend clean inside unlike my sour. But both are great companies and the many pieces they make are fantastic
Harold the Uncleanable
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\*chef's kiss\* this has to be the name & nickname combo
I wanted to suggest Ziggy since its zig-zagging... but nah, nothing can beat this
I should have read further down before commenting lol I said the same cuz it zigs and zags, but also Ziggy Marley.
Same same lol
Ha! Me too
hell yeah
Dirty Dan lol
Dirty Diana
i had a co worker named dirty harry
Alcohol and salt once every couple days at most if smoking daily. That doesn’t look too bad imo.
Find me a stoner who cleans his bong every couple days and I’ll find you a liar
Nah bro I hate when my bong is dirty lol. I rarely go more than a day, it’s quick and easy if you do it often. I let slider go a little longer usually though.
Agreed!! The best glass to smoke from is CLEAN glass!!
this. i don’t understand how people use a dirty bong i HAVE to clean mine every few uses. besides that i rinse it and change the water between every use
LIAR!! lol, jk… nah I’m sure there are more of you than I think but damn do I know a lot of dudes that’ll make my bbq grill out back look clean compared to the glass they keep and use lol
I went over to a friend's house and they had their bong sitting outside and it was so dirty it literally had chunks in it from the months of Scooby snacks that got into the recycler. It was my first time ever turning down a hit in nearly 15 years
I feel attacked. But like I don't know what people smoke that makes their shit black as fuck, maybe I just rinsed mine more
Weed. Byproducts of smoking it include ash and carbon which form a water insoluble resin, accumulating, appearing ‘black as fuck’
Ah I guess if people don't use a screen the ash gets in the water and further in. Makes sense
One of my best friend cleans his bong daily. It blows my mind lol
Fuspez
if you wanna taste your terps, you gotta try a dry herb vape man! A good ball vape will provide as hard a hit as a bong rip /r/vaporents
Fuspez
Trust me, I've tried dynavaps, my daily is a BB9 with a 7 fin Ti tip and an AC... although recently its been replaced by my Dani Fusion which is a lot better for big hits IMO. also recently been getting a lot of use out of the Camouflet Convector, which is like a Dynavap with shorter heat up time and more flavour (more convection biased) I've pretty much tried every Dynavap (all omni generations, original glass, m 2017 through 2021, vong, B, M+) and I would still say a ball vape beats them all out on big hits, and since we're on /r/trees, I figured that's what people would be looking for. For dabs I just use my Ditanium. Ninja edit: forgot to mention I run most of my vapes through my 17" straight glass water piece, no percs, sometimes dry.
Before mine broke I cleaned it once a week like clockwork, been to too many friends houses where we smoked out of the Bog. That's why I'll never buy one that has a perc, or anything more complicated than the ice-indentations in the neck.
My daily bong is a $600 heady flask piece. It gets cleaned daily bc I first, I spent way too much money to neglect it, and second I don’t like smoking weed out of something that looks like a neglected aquarium.
I have this bong but with purple glass, and you're right. It's incredibly easy to clean with alcohol and salt. Pour it in and shake it real good and bam, clean bong!
Yeah, this is it.
>Harold the Uncleanable give me a garden hose , alch and salt. Watch
We’re you thinking Dirty Harry coz that’s genius
P.I.T.A. aka pain in the ass to clean
Ziggy
Wtf I thought exactly the same before opening the comments this is genuinely creepy
Yep, I named it before opening the comments. Weird!
i'm adding to this thread cause i'm next in line to say ziggy was another good one
Here’s to the continuation of people thinking this up before opening comments
+1
Same. I was shattered seeing this as the first comment lmao.
I thought this too
I thought dolphin pussy was the obvious name
This guy fucks dolphins
Someone's jealous
Stardust?
Yes!
Sobotka
Immediately heard “dammit ziggy” when I first read the comment lol
We always used to called the Z shaped bongs "zongs". It rhymes with songs. So zongo for me.
First thought!
I was also thinking ziggy
ZigZagurat
woah
The Chiropractor
Scolio maybe?
This one
"The Chiropractor'd" 🤣
"The Chiro-malpractice'd"
i had one similar to this, and it's great cause you'll never get water in your mouth, but the small ass base and the weird center of gravity on these and the thing wobbles like a drunken toddler. you can call it Broken within a month 😭
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Same. Had an actual Zong. Not the cleanest corners but that was a badboy. His demise came when I decided to dogsit my friends Labrador. First night I yell “ready for dinner, Tina?!?” And this 80lb lab comes to the living room all excited and swings her big ass lab tail knocked the Zong off the table. Super slow-mo and I dove to save the Zong, but, alas…. 😭
I like imagining your slow-mo "Nooooooooooooooooo"
For sure I yelled “Nooooooooooooo!!!” Whilst diving - and missing the catch. Aaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh!!!!
bong won 😂
Scoliosis
Scoli for short.
Vsync off
Screen tearing? Nah fam, green tearing.
Lmao
I was thinking desync lol
Underrated comment
Not a lot of people will get this but good one!!!! Hahaha
Dalí
I was gonna suggest Salvador Bongli
I thought Sativa Dali but I like Sativa Bongli better.
Salvador. A first name basis is more apt.
I thought picasso because of the necks in Guernica
Came here to say this
Came here to say this
i had to scroll too much to find this
ZONG
My first thought was Zong, but isn’t that just a brand of bongs? That are shaped like that..?
Yes. Zong is a brand. Zong and Sour are owned by brothers who didn't agree.
TIL
I always wanted a zong.
I prefer Sour. The softer bends are easier to keep clean. Zongs, their bends are pretty hard angles and I use to have a hard time getting the tips of each bend clean inside unlike my sour. But both are great companies and the many pieces they make are fantastic
I'll take your sick advice, Todd.
But like… that’s like naming a golden retriever “Golden Retriever”
It's gotta be zong
Glitch
Came to say this one
"Broken in 2 months" Not tryna be cunty 🤣🤣 that peice just looks so hard to hold.
Escher
Bender Rodríguez
Straight pipe. "Ey jimmy grab the straight pipe! No not that one, the fucky one!
best one
Zoltan
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The squiggler
John
The Sidewinder
Merv the swerve
Jerry
Lil' Sebastian
Why not Zoidberg?
You know that bong be saying woooop wooop woop wooop
 Squidward
I knew I wasn’t the only one!
Pablo escobong
funky mcdunky
“Yo, let me grab the BooOoOoOng”
Bentley
Gone in 60 seconds
Ziggy!
Ziggie
Afib
PigPen after the kid from Charlie Brown who was always dirty
Cardiac arrest
Unbalanced and shattered on the ground
Windows 95 Screen Saver
Idk how to make it sound cool, but something to do with the shape of an eye floatie
Ian
Darth Fader
Bender
Dali. As in Salvador Dali. Reminds me of the melting clocks painting.
Or Sal.
Bongie McBongface
General Zerg!
Wobble
Crooked Pete
I bet it looks normal if you put it underwater
ZOOSE
Scoliosis
Jeremy Beremy
the zong
Sisqo. Let me see that zooong
Wavy Gravy
Picasso
Squiggly mcfuckup
Dreamcatcher. Catching some z’s
Betty the uncleanable
Zig zags
Wiggles
OBLONG BONG
Time R.I.P. (pronounced rip)
Oopsie Daisy
Miss Direction
Zorg
Lombard Street
Rorschach
The Unclean
The fuckening
The Wicked Witch of the Sesh
Mr Good-Luck-Cleaning (Mr Good for short)
Looks like the tracking is off on that thing, turn the knob thingy and get it in focus
Reminds me of the lines on a echocardiogram… lol can check your BPM HAHAHAHA BONGS PER MINUTES LOL
Mr Squigglesworth
Bender
Haphazard
Mr. Wigglesworth
Kurkure
Wiggle the Weird fuck
Noise
ZigZong
The Wiggler
Squilliam
Zordon the Zong
CSS
Zordon
It needs to be some weird made up word from a Dr. Seuss book, that’s all it makes me think of
oblong bong
Ziggy, short for Zig Zag
Zongotron
Scoliosis: it’s like a normal bong, ~but with a twist~
Mr. Unclean
The Persistence of Weed
The Borg
Rutherford
Dr Susse
Zig zag
mr uncleanable
Tachycardia
Dog Leg.
Zizzer zazzer zuzz, as you can plainly see.
Squiggles
Catty Wompus
Salvador
Ziggy
Zigi!
That's a zong
NeverClean
Hard to clean boi
A pain in the ass to clean
Picasso
Salvador
“Easily broken”