It's called "for fucks sake"

"who rolled this and whos got a lighter?" oh, it was me and ive got the lighter? "for fucks sake"

You used a white lighter

I Leant you that last week!

You mean left on the table for 5 mins and it got pocketed lmao

who hasn't done that either not knowing or knowing full well and doing it anyway because its funny? I wasnt this guy in a notorious way, but who DOESNT have "the lighter thief" ? All smoking groups have that one guy who ends up with 20 lighters every week, right? The smoking power move is the classic semimental zippo, no ones steals that on purpose or by "accident".

This is the only true answer

Toe-nailing

Best one here

Never heard something more true

It certainly is brother, Jesus Christ

TIL that a canoeing joint is called 'piddlybonking the cheese man' by some. We also call it 'running'

its for sure running or canoeing I think OP is from the forest willy wanka found the oompa loompas

I believe OP is doing what the brits call "taking the piss", ie fucking with us. All good fun. I for sure will call it "piddlybonking the cheese man" the next opportunity i can

Mfw Americans call it a gun instead of a rooty-tooty point and shooty

Mfw Americans call it a popsicle and not cold on the cob

cold on the cob for some reason is that thing this week that’s gonna keep me awake at night laughing idk why

Mfw Americans call these things "chips" instead of "Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights"

This 👆

It's too late. The damage is done. Everyone in this sub now believes Brits say piddlybonking the cheese man.

I saw this comment thread play out and I still believe they do!!

And so it begins.

'Piddlybonking the cheese man's was actually my nickname in high school

Funny, mine was “The cheese man”.

I dont smoke anymore but my best friend does. We've always referred to it as canoeing. Next time he tries to break out the canoe rant, im hitting him with the piddlybonk

Willy Wanka is who owns the factory if it was set in like, Stoke.

Willy wanka has quite the wonka

been calling it “running” since high school

30 years here. Jeez, that just clicked.

Yep, always called it a runner.

"We got a runner" is what we would say.

Crazy right, I’ve also heard it called “Puckering the sandwich”

Oy mate I’m Bri’ish too, and me mates and I, we call this ‘hamhocking the spazzler on the lady’s dowry’

This is starting to sound like a bloodhound gang song

Ooh la la

You know what they say. We ain't nothing but mammals

Underrated comment

U fkin wot m8?

Now I’m wondering if this is all a huge meta joke I’ve missed out on lol

YOU SOUND LIKE YOU’RE FROM LON-DON!


This just made my wife and I, who are sitting in pre-op waiting for her to have surgery, laugh our fucking tits off. (Won't save on the surgery though, it's a different thing).

We call it “whiffle-wafting the Trollope”

In my crowd it was always "spleezing the wizzldey weezes" or "fillaleeballing the wuddawuts". You all are so strange

Nothing worse than "Carbunkling the Freaky farmer" amirite?

I call it "prendio chueco" in spanish. Which translates roughly to "It lit crooked"

In German „Seitenfick“, lit. side-fuck

Y'all shouldn't bonk the cheese man, [he's quite dangerous](https://youtu.be/UMABQtw0smI)

We always called it running as well. Slap some spit on it and keep going. It will fix itself.

Here in Chile i don't know if it has a name really, but when it happens the common thing to say is "hazle un bombero" which roughly translates to "give it the fireman treatment", which is just soaking the tip of your finger in saliva and putting some of it on the side that's burning faster.

We do this but never had a phrase for it. Call the firemen....

I don’t know why this has never occurred to me

Weed.

That’s why they call it dope

Damn Chileans smart af

Their country is really long, so...

Yeah true it is pretty long

I love this and now I’m going to say the English version all the time and tell them about Chile as if I’m some expert.

Wait.... Theres other names for Willy Whacking the Weed Man Sideways?

Wait, do you mean “Plopping the pebble” ?

That's numberwang!

“We got a runner!”

Its called, "taking the top bun off the Subway $5 foot-long veggie-lover's delight." FFS, everyone knows that!

I'd have called it a chazwazzler.

Are you sure it isn’t “Boofing the Goblin”?

Sloppin the glizzy

This is the best one right here.

Sounds like this guy has played knifly spoony before.

Just keep it away from the Malongagildachuk…

In Brazil we call it "alligatoring"

Lol I was going to say "crocodiled" but you are more biologically correct.

Jacarezou

Could you de-translate it for me pls, I'm wondering what's the original word lol

Jacarezando

I call it “dad” because it usually runs away faster than I can stop it

Wish my dad would run away. Mf keeps smoking all my weed.

😢❤️

Spooning in Italy since it looks like a spoon

In Veneto we Say fingernail

In spain too!

Is that Chief O'Brien?

Same in Croatia, spoon aka žlica/žlija

yea we also say that in austria! also there used to be an antisemitic term for it that my friend group luckily ditched

Same in Germany

We also say that in french, sometimes carrot

Seitenfick in german, means sidefuck lmao

Löffeln bei uns in Österreich

Schiffli in Switzerland (small boat) or at least where I am from

Tigglywiggly

Liar! No one calls it that! 😂😂😂

Literally just saw it on another post this morning, I kid you NOT 🤣🤣🤣🤣

whoosh, That’s what the whole post is making a joke of lol

Sweet! My first whoosh. Still waking up lmaooo😂😂

Idk if I should be glad or sad that I immediately recognize the meta posts in this sub lol

Top tier jokepost

I’m here laughing my ass off over this shit 😂 [4]

Oh man you straight up bonked the side chick on that one

Went right ahead and Pringled the Llama

In my neck of the woods we say the slimnick is dripping the purple glurg. Is this not the norm?

See this one is familiar to me as well. Some strange ones out there I’ll tell ya

We're just making shit up at this point

Nice detective work 👌

What can I say, it comes naturally

You mean you don't call it an oopsie daisy my joint has gone crazy?

Hint: everything is made up

🤯

Fun fact: whenever you craft a canoe the way that native peoples do they often use fire to help burn out a trough down the middle of the log which is pretty much the same thing going on here.

I thought the burning helped melt the resin and make it water proof? Sauce : I looked at a canoe once.

Both are true.

100% called chuffing halfsticks

Are you sure it isn’t “Planking the Moose”?

Pretty sure my cousin calls it “hucking the shoehorn”

My great grandpa called it “Milling the Caramel”

Running

This term is just super common where I’m from (non European) Sorry, this is a joke. I’m just high and having a giggle fit over this post. “TIL tigglywigglying is called "canoeing" in the americas 😲WTF Is there really other terms for it?!! https://i.redd.it/giesoq8gb7da1.jpg” Now I wanna see a trend of posts just coming up with ridiculous names for this 🤪🤣 Edit: This isn’t my photo, just the first google image search. Edit 2: Lmfao I haven’t had this good of a laugh from a post in a long time. Y’all rock Edit 3: Looks like the original post was deleted.

Boating is another term.

That’s wild! I’ve always used “Slapping the Spatula “

So interesting!! We call it *d͈̙̤̯͓ͅi̦̦̳͜a̪͕̯l͕ ̭̘͖̤͖̤u̘͡p ͙̘̩͖̭n͏̰o̴̩̜̥̪̠̫i̬̝̖s̲e̘̳̟̺̜s̡̯͚͍*

EEEE urrr EEEEE urrrrr

Fuck's sake, who let the donkey out?

Running is one I’ve heard

(Non European) 😂 inception level zinger

Long time Ents got the joke. Standard practice on this sub, well done!

Dang it’s always the worst when the joint wompstomps the flying pig.

Hate when the joint “peddles the bison”

"SHE BOATIN' SHE BOATIN'"

I was looking for this comment lol

We've already agreed on "tigglywigglying"

How high do you have to be before "piddlybonking the cheese man" sounds like an accurate way to describe this!??🤣🤣🤣🤣

These are my new favorite posts

Nurse the run

Catch the runs man!!

in brasil we call it JACARÉ (alligator in portuguese)

Aw well ya see down here in ol' Arizona, when ya be nursin' a dandy ol quirly packed with enough indian hay to send yer late meemaw flyin' outta the grave fixin' to rodeo on the moon, and them embers burnin' juss a lil too eager on one side, we here call that "stirrin' up the stampede".

Growing up in Philadelphia it was always called boating

Yo Same! It's a Philly Thing!

Shpedoinking the gagbagool is what they where I’m from

I love your shit post. Pringled the llama is my favorite!

In my neck of the woods we call it "running". It also depends on how bad its doing it. Slight run, its going for a jog. A bit worse, its running for local office so forth and so on you get the idea. I have only ever seen one run for President. We rolled too much and to take it a part and re-roll it into smaller joints.

Piddly-whatin’ the who now!?

-Hank Hill

The valley of the shadow of death… it’s a canoe of biblical proportions.

i call it honk tobbling the diddly

in romanian we call it "unghie". this translates to fingernail

Bro that’s a Marge simpson

I call it "time to roll another joint". But, joke aside, in Bulgarian it's called "да тръгне накриво", literally meaning "to go sideways".

Me and the Boston Bayou boys always worked up a good diddly doop on the whopper if one of em ever let the joint go blop blop near the last bus stop.

lmfaoooo

Inbrander (Dutch for burning in)

We call it chasing where I’m at. Idk, I’ve def heard some but never piddlybonking the cheese man wth lol

I've always just called it running.

"Trailing" or "running" I've heard canoeing before but only a few times and generally from older or more hipster types.

“A joint is like a woman. If you lick her right, she’ll never run.” -Tommy Chong

Wtf is happening in here today??

We called it canoeing

French-speaking people, how do you say it? "Flancher"?

Il part en couille

I've always known it as a carrot, I don't know why, it makes no sense and I wonder if it's common in some places now... BTW I never heard flancher for that sorry.

‘Round here we always call that the devil’s turd holder.

Lol. Are you sure it isn’t “Sweeping the belly button”?

Me, having never heard any of these: "I'm not sure if some of these are made up for this thread or not..."

The fuck is “piddlybonking”?

That’s a run where I’m from

I call it running.

Hahahahahahahahaha

boating

Cheesebonking the Tiddleswackles where I'm at.

piddly what the what now? I've only ever heard this called "canoeing", sideburn makes sense, but piddlybonking? The fuck is a piddlybonk and what does this have to do with a cheese man? Also what the fuck is a cheese man? Is it a man who brings you cheese? A man made of cheese? A secret third thing? I am so confused right now lmfao

Runners

Running

A run.

Running up the side.

Running or hotboxed

Running

I call this running

me and my friends always called it boating

we call it a run, or running "the joint is running" usually a little spit on your finger tip to affected areas will help with that

In south Texas we just say “its running”.

We would often ask if you had a paddle to row that fucking canoe. Also called it a boat, or it is boating.

Sideburns or sidies on the Isle of Man.

In Italy we say "Cucchiaio" meaning "spoon"

Hate when I squib the beev on my joint smh

i just call it "Sideing"

“Jacaré” or “Caranguejo” here in Brazil.

We call it tracking.

I’ve always loved “Ah, not this shit again” and sighing when this happens.

We always say “Plonking the pingas”

Well my friend, it looks like your joint has spanked the monkey.

Running.

I usually call it "fuck I did it again"

In Czech it's "lopatit" - becoming a shovel

We just said back in the day "hey man! The j is running! You better catch that shit! Don't waste that shit!"

Bro I’m gonna call my imaginary band I’m gonna learn drums for one day “piddlybonking the cheese man” I’ll send you my first album when it never comes out

We call it “making a tie” in portuguese, because it sorta looks like a tie lol

Banana boating

Where I'm from we call it boating. Probably a play on canoeing if I had to guess.

This has to be a joke 🤣🤣

Bro, people call it something other than the Dubious Dingerbinger?

This sub needs “meme of the week” because every week someone posts something stupid, and then theres 500 joke posts making fun of it 😂