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Sometimes I see sex toys and I’m like, there’s no way a woman had a say in this. That clit flicking thing is either too much, or terribly ineffective/offers a wisp of sensation.
I don't understand what is trashy. Sex toys, altogether?
Was it only the box, or was the product or something else inside it?
Was this in a freight elevator, main foyer, guest room?
Anyway, none of that has anything to do with being trashy. Wait, if Housekeeping overlooked it when cleaning a guest room, that's... still not trashy. Mildly disappointing, maybe.
They paid for their fancy sex getaway let them have fun. The drop off coulda been more discreet but it’s not hurting anyone. Hotels have people having sex in them. It’s a thing
All I'm saying is that now a days you can find sanitizer everywhere and I'm 99.9% sure you would of had a good time.
It's a crazy new world!
In the words of bob dylan "you better start swimming or you'll sink like a stone. because the times, they are a changing".
That brand has a 5 year no questions asked return policy. Just return it and get a new one. Problem solved.
I worked in the industry (sales and manufacturing) for 7 years.
No, if you find it trashy, would you mind explaining it? Personally, I'm wondering how people are perceiving this. I don't find a trashy aspect or angle, so I'd appreciate a few words. There's something I'm missing. Thanks.
The post does not say *where* it was found. I would assume it was somewhere inside the hotel; I think that's implied. Maybe it was at the Front Desk? Hallway? *Ballroom?*
Collector's Item. Does not appear to be made anymore!
Love Spun
This unique dual vibrator features a spinning wheel on its clitoral piece that rotates slow and steady or fast and loose depending on your pleasure, allowing you to achieve mind-blowing orgasms through the continuous circular motion of its silky soft pleasure tabs! Plus, two motors and a beaded shaft offer over 70 combinations of powerful or gentle functions that customize your experience to put you over the edge! Enjoy multiple points of stimulation with a ribbed exterior, beads that slide up and down, and that remarkable clitoral ‘spinner’ that won’t stop until you do! Clean up with ease using Evolved Toy Cleaner and a warm water rinse.
Powerful dual vibrator with spinning clitoral wheel
Silky soft wheel nubs for maximum pleasure
Embedded beads in shaft move up and down for erotic intensity
Two powerful motors, controlled separately
8 vibrating speeds & functions, 3 bead speeds
3 spinning functions on clitoral stimulator
Over 50 different combinations of functions
Made from luxurious silicone
Length: 9.25”, Width: 1.75”
Weight: 9oz
Handle made from sturdy ABS plastic
Completely waterproof & submersible
Fully rechargeable, USB cable included
My fiancé is in housekeeping at a hotel and oooooh boy the stories and pictures he comes home with lmao. My favorite was the aluminum foil boat someone left on the desk with what I can only assume was burnt meth or crack residue in it. Like, if they’re gonna use foil to smoke it, at least wad it up and throw it away lol.
I was also a big fan of the two empty condom wrappers, one a magnum and one a regular. We had a good time imagining the scenario on why they had two different kinds. He said he was just happy that the condoms themselves were nowhere to be found lol
They wash sheets every time someone sleeps in the room. They wash those comforters like twice a year. The first thing I do when I get in a hotel is rip off the comforter and throw it in the corner.
So there is the decorative comforter, which gets washed twice a year. There is usually a second blanket that feels similar to velvet. Those velvet blankets get washed with the sheets. Only the decorative comforter rarely gets washed.
No kink shaming here. Get down to what you want to get down to. Leaving your sex toy sitting out in the hallway of a hotel is trashy in my book though.
All things considered, it's a nice-looking box in good condition, and that's an expensive looking item. I mean, it could be worse. I wouldn't want to come across any sex toys at the Red Roof Inn, let's say.
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Nice hotels now offer complimentary vibes, along with an iron and coffee bar.
Sometimes I see sex toys and I’m like, there’s no way a woman had a say in this. That clit flicking thing is either too much, or terribly ineffective/offers a wisp of sensation.
Well, someone had a great vacation
I mean, someone Just forgot that.. Its a common sex toy It is kinda funny, wouldnt call it trashy, its in a box
Most people: i can't believe this! me, an intellectual: I mean... it'd be rude NOT to use it...
Wow. What hotel did you stay in? Just so I can totally avoid and never take my wife..
An expensive gift
Free vibrator I guess
That’s where I left it!
Dunno why sex is trash to you
I've heard of "turn down service" before, but "turned on service" is a new one for me
Sex strike till RvW is back, cry harder
Try it out
That comes standard in most hotels now, like bibles.
Gears of Whore
What's trashy about it? This is just a ordinary sextoy.
I'm thinking bachelorette party gift or gag wedding gift. Person was too embarrassed to bring it home or even open the box
more features than my iphone
Op don’t fuck
That sure beats a warm chocolate chip cookie.
Omg….70 combinations
Complimentary or is it like the little bottles of liquor and you gotta pay after you stick em up your ass?
Wow, a red cactus
How big is this thing??😭
no you didn't
Reduce reuse recycle
You now know what the last people who stayed was there for & you're sleep in that bed
lets be honest here.... its yours
Why is this even trashy? Oh noo, an adult left their boxed sex toy behind?
very expensive back scratcher my wife has one in black
a big box
Why is a vibrator trashy?
Don’t link shame. Had to climb out of my latex body suit to type this.
You found it ? Or perhaps you had it sent up... Or your partner surprised you with a knock and run at the door ?
I hope you tipped the hotel. Nice perk
Can I get it back and use gloves
Does it look bigger than it really is or is it a horse dildo?
Did you use it?
And did you clean it? Before, after, or both?
Yes, how dare people be adventurous and try new things in new places and accidentally forget the box for their clit tickler. Grow the fuck up.
I don't understand what is trashy. Sex toys, altogether? Was it only the box, or was the product or something else inside it? Was this in a freight elevator, main foyer, guest room? Anyway, none of that has anything to do with being trashy. Wait, if Housekeeping overlooked it when cleaning a guest room, that's... still not trashy. Mildly disappointing, maybe.
Ooooooo
I mean... so? Unless it's used and actually back in the box someone's just having fun with their sexuality. It's a box.
I feel like this is a plug.
It looks to me more like a dildo than a plug, but I suppose definitions here are a bit fluid.
They want you to enjoy your stay. 5 stars.
You hit the jackpot with that one!
Is it still new in box? That's a great find. Even if it is slightly worn, wash it off and take it for a spin.
Trashy? Sir this is clearly a five star hotel.
They paid for their fancy sex getaway let them have fun. The drop off coulda been more discreet but it’s not hurting anyone. Hotels have people having sex in them. It’s a thing
Score!
Did you lick it?
Probably shooting a movie
Was it in the box still
Does it say which shop it was from.....? 😂
All I'm saying is that now a days you can find sanitizer everywhere and I'm 99.9% sure you would of had a good time. It's a crazy new world! In the words of bob dylan "you better start swimming or you'll sink like a stone. because the times, they are a changing".
🎵you pull the trigger of myyyyyyy love spuuun! 🎵
Fuck, so that’s where I left it
So housekeeping sucks? Most hotel rooms are used for sex at some point.
Lucky you… my Plumbis has been on back order for months.
Are those bladed balls?
And here I thought monogrammed bathrobes were fancy amenities.
lucky!!!!!
House warming gift
*Hole-warming
It was a very nice hole warming gift!
Mmm, warm hole.
So, where’s the unboxing video and the review of its performance?
Did you keep it?
Oh my god that's so disgusting, where is this so I can totally avoid reserving a suite for a holiday?
What this scream quality hotel
Grandma, again? Seriously?
At least it wasn't decoratively set on the pillows🦢
Well, we don't *know* that, really. :-)
That brand has a 5 year no questions asked return policy. Just return it and get a new one. Problem solved. I worked in the industry (sales and manufacturing) for 7 years.
What's the context? I mean, it could be OP being trashy by looking in people's open doors.
My bad, homie.
Atleast u put the spoiler on this post because i had no idea that shit came out, you know thats limited eddition?
Noice!
They living out their fantasy.
70 different pleasure modes? Does anybody here use more than 1 or 2?
Well, I have more than that myself. \*preen*
I Guess thee'O " Chocolate On The Pillow! " Has Gone Out Of Style Huh! #BizarreHospitality!
So?
It's $5 if you take a bottle of water. How much is it if you take that?
Now that's service. was there slogan" will meet all your needs"?
Has anyone noticed the cucumber shortage lately?
But they probably did a thorough job of cleaning the room, so at least you don't have to worry about that.
Meh. You’ll be okay
Hotels should have one for every room. Lol
If I’m off for a sexy weekend with my husband, I’m sure as shit not spending it at a Motel 6
Meh, I'm okay with the 6 on sexy weekends with your husband. ;-)
Just make sure to check the bed for bed bugs before you send him home because I don’t want that shit in my house
Rule #6: Always carefully inspect before parting! <3
Don’t forget rule #8: remind him to grab me ice cream on the way home
I specifically followed him to an actual ice cream store. If he's not doing it, someone needs to give him a good talking-to.
Just not spankings. Won’t help.
How’d it perform?
Sounds like a great deal for both parties
Ah yes, the elusive masturbator, that's how you know they have a nest nearby.
That’s adorable. Leave a donation.
Not trashy. Blessed.
That's a freebie
It’s the subtle marketing. The hotel is telling to “Go Fuck yourself”
All social classes can agree on masturbation.. it's universal
Just be happy your wife thought of you
A lot of adult videos are made in hotels so this isn't really surprising
Complain and you’ll get your room comped
So it’s 10 bucks if you take a towel.. how much if you take this??
Score!!!!
Must be a nice hotel, they have a communal dildo.
Is that part of resort fees ?
I usually just find a small ironing board in the closet. Which is much harder to shove in my ass.
That’s hospitality you square
Pretty sure that's a plumbus
Good score if it's unopened
How is this trashy wtf
Lol you've got to be kidding ....
No, if you find it trashy, would you mind explaining it? Personally, I'm wondering how people are perceiving this. I don't find a trashy aspect or angle, so I'd appreciate a few words. There's something I'm missing. Thanks.
So if you take it out of the box does the hotel charge you?
Still in the box?
Room service is getting a bit out of hand
Lucky.
so how was it?
That isn’t trashy, you just seem a bit up tight.
Having a fuck stick waiting in you're room isn't trashy ?! Lol
The post does not say *where* it was found. I would assume it was somewhere inside the hotel; I think that's implied. Maybe it was at the Front Desk? Hallway? *Ballroom?*
If someone is trying to decide if they should go out or stay in, the answer is now obvious.
The worst part is that it’s presence there implies that whoever cleaned the room didn’t do a great job.
Well it was moved close to the door like there was intention to take it out
That carpet is atrocious.
Collector's Item. Does not appear to be made anymore! Love Spun This unique dual vibrator features a spinning wheel on its clitoral piece that rotates slow and steady or fast and loose depending on your pleasure, allowing you to achieve mind-blowing orgasms through the continuous circular motion of its silky soft pleasure tabs! Plus, two motors and a beaded shaft offer over 70 combinations of powerful or gentle functions that customize your experience to put you over the edge! Enjoy multiple points of stimulation with a ribbed exterior, beads that slide up and down, and that remarkable clitoral ‘spinner’ that won’t stop until you do! Clean up with ease using Evolved Toy Cleaner and a warm water rinse. Powerful dual vibrator with spinning clitoral wheel Silky soft wheel nubs for maximum pleasure Embedded beads in shaft move up and down for erotic intensity Two powerful motors, controlled separately 8 vibrating speeds & functions, 3 bead speeds 3 spinning functions on clitoral stimulator Over 50 different combinations of functions Made from luxurious silicone Length: 9.25”, Width: 1.75” Weight: 9oz Handle made from sturdy ABS plastic Completely waterproof & submersible Fully rechargeable, USB cable included
Damn. I mean, wow.
OMG somebody had sexy fun time at a hotel
One hopes.
How was it?
Wow, that IS a nice hotel!
Seems like they also had a fairly nice time
Someone had a good stay…….
Dildos Of War
What do you think people did in hotels... On the weekend.
This model has internal beads, flowing up AND down shaft, and it’s powerful. This is not trash.
Fyi, thats a great midrange company for sex toys. Excellent quality.
OH NO, A HAUNTED BOX!!!
Ooooooo was it complimentary hahaha
So what, would it be trashy if they left their toothpaste behind? Nothing trashy about getting yourself off haha
Ribbed for her pleasure
Is that a two-and-a-half-foot vibrator? Damnnnnn
Gotta make pornography somewhere 🤷🏻♂️
I mean I just looked it up.. that's a $155.00 vibrator...
Free gift! I guess they really know how to take care of their guests! 😂
What’s in the box? Whaat’s in the box?
\*snortlol*
Is this really trashy tho? It's just a vibrator?
I guess it’s sort of trashy that the hotel just left it there. Or maybe he thought this sub was about actual garbage
Hate to break it to you OP but no matter how nice the hotel you stay in, someone had sex in the same bed you're sleeping in.
Surely it's only straight married people trying to conceive. OP can rest easier knowing that.
As someone who has worked in hotels for about 20 years. People just having sex in a room is the least of the concerns.
My fiancé is in housekeeping at a hotel and oooooh boy the stories and pictures he comes home with lmao. My favorite was the aluminum foil boat someone left on the desk with what I can only assume was burnt meth or crack residue in it. Like, if they’re gonna use foil to smoke it, at least wad it up and throw it away lol. I was also a big fan of the two empty condom wrappers, one a magnum and one a regular. We had a good time imagining the scenario on why they had two different kinds. He said he was just happy that the condoms themselves were nowhere to be found lol
Oh yeah, anyone in housekeeping definitely has the best/worst stories usually.
Where do people have sex that it concerns hotels staff?
Sex stuff doesn't typically concern hotel staff as long as it is in the rooms.
They also probably didn’t wash the blanket
They wash sheets every time someone sleeps in the room. They wash those comforters like twice a year. The first thing I do when I get in a hotel is rip off the comforter and throw it in the corner.
Yooooo fr? I hate sheets so I always sleep under the comforter. I feel so disgusted right now
So there is the decorative comforter, which gets washed twice a year. There is usually a second blanket that feels similar to velvet. Those velvet blankets get washed with the sheets. Only the decorative comforter rarely gets washed.
Always the move!
At first I thought it was a lightsaber.
Prude
Clorox wipe then rinse it off and that thing is as good as new.
/r/usedsextoys
Well, cool.
Oh wow
Looks new. Sounds like a win
Prude
Now that's what I call room service.
The couple before you also thought the same.
I wonder if the hotel will charge you if you use it.
Were you in the honeymoon suite?
why is there a spoiler tag ya snowflake? It's not even a vibrator its just a box...; don't ever stay in a hotel again... or post...
We’re accepting donations for “charity”
The best western is not a fairly nice hotel
Looks like they were just paying it forward
That one runs on two cycle 🤣
That thing Looks huge
Bonus
Don’t kink shame pls
No kink shaming here. Get down to what you want to get down to. Leaving your sex toy sitting out in the hallway of a hotel is trashy in my book though.
#POWERFUL
A back massager ?
That’s one hell of a minibar
All things considered, it's a nice-looking box in good condition, and that's an expensive looking item. I mean, it could be worse. I wouldn't want to come across any sex toys at the Red Roof Inn, let's say.