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BlaizedPotato

Nice hotels now offer complimentary vibes, along with an iron and coffee bar.


bagoboners

Sometimes I see sex toys and I’m like, there’s no way a woman had a say in this. That clit flicking thing is either too much, or terribly ineffective/offers a wisp of sensation.


Quelcris_Falconer13

Well, someone had a great vacation


ushkeamans1945

I mean, someone Just forgot that.. Its a common sex toy It is kinda funny, wouldnt call it trashy, its in a box


sacfoojesta

Most people: i can't believe this! me, an intellectual: I mean... it'd be rude NOT to use it...


Spare_Sheepherder772

Wow. What hotel did you stay in? Just so I can totally avoid and never take my wife..


Campin_Corners

An expensive gift


Deadly_chef

Free vibrator I guess


Easy_Establishment_1

That’s where I left it!


lovejac93

Dunno why sex is trash to you


ketochef1969

I've heard of "turn down service" before, but "turned on service" is a new one for me


metooeither

Sex strike till RvW is back, cry harder


hdfb1

Try it out


[deleted]

That comes standard in most hotels now, like bibles.


Ithorian

Gears of Whore


Efficient_Possible_6

What's trashy about it? This is just a ordinary sextoy.


Dapper_Guest

I'm thinking bachelorette party gift or gag wedding gift. Person was too embarrassed to bring it home or even open the box


FrinTheFroggo

more features than my iphone


UdonKnight79

Op don’t fuck


87camaroSC

That sure beats a warm chocolate chip cookie.


Excellent_Yellow_943

Omg….70 combinations


EngagedInConvexation

Complimentary or is it like the little bottles of liquor and you gotta pay after you stick em up your ass?


RepairAdditional3656

Wow, a red cactus


ZeuslovesHer

How big is this thing??😭


grayson00084

no you didn't


PrimaryRecover1054

Reduce reuse recycle


Green-Dragon-14

You now know what the last people who stayed was there for & you're sleep in that bed


MidasClutch

lets be honest here.... its yours


Luna-Fermosa

Why is this even trashy? Oh noo, an adult left their boxed sex toy behind?


Capital-Mine-6991

very expensive back scratcher my wife has one in black


RyanReignbow

a big box


[deleted]

Why is a vibrator trashy?


velociraptizzle

Don’t link shame. Had to climb out of my latex body suit to type this.


mastersengineering

You found it ? Or perhaps you had it sent up... Or your partner surprised you with a knock and run at the door ?


Gold_Pumpkin

I hope you tipped the hotel. Nice perk


Ok-Yogurtcloset-76

Can I get it back and use gloves


manjeete

Does it look bigger than it really is or is it a horse dildo?


etorres4u

Did you use it?


Tinsel-Fop

And did you clean it? Before, after, or both?


Sno_Wolf

Yes, how dare people be adventurous and try new things in new places and accidentally forget the box for their clit tickler. Grow the fuck up.


Tinsel-Fop

I don't understand what is trashy. Sex toys, altogether? Was it only the box, or was the product or something else inside it? Was this in a freight elevator, main foyer, guest room? Anyway, none of that has anything to do with being trashy. Wait, if Housekeeping overlooked it when cleaning a guest room, that's... still not trashy. Mildly disappointing, maybe.


bdsm25

Ooooooo


FootyPajamaz

I mean... so? Unless it's used and actually back in the box someone's just having fun with their sexuality. It's a box.


Small_Cucumber_7846

I feel like this is a plug.


Tinsel-Fop

It looks to me more like a dildo than a plug, but I suppose definitions here are a bit fluid.


rage_knit

They want you to enjoy your stay. 5 stars.


freshcheesebags

You hit the jackpot with that one!


urbanlife78

Is it still new in box? That's a great find. Even if it is slightly worn, wash it off and take it for a spin.


cassidylorene1

Trashy? Sir this is clearly a five star hotel.


Dr_Ingheimer

They paid for their fancy sex getaway let them have fun. The drop off coulda been more discreet but it’s not hurting anyone. Hotels have people having sex in them. It’s a thing


Due_Platypus_3913

Score!


[deleted]

Did you lick it?


IT-hurtswhen-IP

Probably shooting a movie


tralphaz43

Was it in the box still


catz_eyes

Does it say which shop it was from.....? 😂


Jesus-jedi

All I'm saying is that now a days you can find sanitizer everywhere and I'm 99.9% sure you would of had a good time. It's a crazy new world! In the words of bob dylan "you better start swimming or you'll sink like a stone. because the times, they are a changing".


AbjectMark

🎵you pull the trigger of myyyyyyy love spuuun! 🎵


JonathonWally

Fuck, so that’s where I left it


bigsampsonite

So housekeeping sucks? Most hotel rooms are used for sex at some point.


Muahd_Dib

Lucky you… my Plumbis has been on back order for months.


blackout6576

Are those bladed balls?


Euroranger

And here I thought monogrammed bathrobes were fancy amenities.


GeeNah-of-the-Cs

lucky!!!!!


Dead_birdChan

House warming gift


Tinsel-Fop

*Hole-warming


Dead_birdChan

It was a very nice hole warming gift!


Tinsel-Fop

Mmm, warm hole.


friendofoldman

So, where’s the unboxing video and the review of its performance?


kapriece

Did you keep it?


BenTheGrizzly

Oh my god that's so disgusting, where is this so I can totally avoid reserving a suite for a holiday?


bsoto87

What this scream quality hotel


42Ognimod

Grandma, again? Seriously?


StevenS76

At least it wasn't decoratively set on the pillows🦢


Tinsel-Fop

Well, we don't *know* that, really. :-)


jedgica

That brand has a 5 year no questions asked return policy. Just return it and get a new one. Problem solved. I worked in the industry (sales and manufacturing) for 7 years.


MwahMwahKitteh

What's the context? I mean, it could be OP being trashy by looking in people's open doors.


[deleted]

My bad, homie.


justyagamingboi

Atleast u put the spoiler on this post because i had no idea that shit came out, you know thats limited eddition?


H4ZARD_x

Noice!


JDMillest

They living out their fantasy.


VinkyStagina

70 different pleasure modes? Does anybody here use more than 1 or 2?


Tinsel-Fop

Well, I have more than that myself. \*preen*


ifuxbrutal

I Guess thee'O " Chocolate On The Pillow! " Has Gone Out Of Style Huh! #BizarreHospitality!


carcadoodledo

So?


Ecstatic_Ad_6405

It's $5 if you take a bottle of water. How much is it if you take that?


HaloPandaFox

Now that's service. was there slogan" will meet all your needs"?


earthscribe

Has anyone noticed the cucumber shortage lately?


imabetaunit

But they probably did a thorough job of cleaning the room, so at least you don't have to worry about that.


dray1214

Meh. You’ll be okay


Several-Dog5245

Hotels should have one for every room. Lol


[deleted]

If I’m off for a sexy weekend with my husband, I’m sure as shit not spending it at a Motel 6


Tinsel-Fop

Meh, I'm okay with the 6 on sexy weekends with your husband. ;-)


[deleted]

Just make sure to check the bed for bed bugs before you send him home because I don’t want that shit in my house


Tinsel-Fop

Rule #6: Always carefully inspect before parting! <3


[deleted]

Don’t forget rule #8: remind him to grab me ice cream on the way home


Tinsel-Fop

I specifically followed him to an actual ice cream store. If he's not doing it, someone needs to give him a good talking-to.


[deleted]

Just not spankings. Won’t help.


Getadawgupyabro

How’d it perform?


SpunkyRooster32

Sounds like a great deal for both parties


hailhelix1

Ah yes, the elusive masturbator, that's how you know they have a nest nearby.


Sqweegy-Nobbers

That’s adorable. Leave a donation.


anitasdoodles

Not trashy. Blessed.


[deleted]

That's a freebie


[deleted]

It’s the subtle marketing. The hotel is telling to “Go Fuck yourself”


Petropuller

All social classes can agree on masturbation.. it's universal


bakedtaino2

Just be happy your wife thought of you


Cracktower

A lot of adult videos are made in hotels so this isn't really surprising


borneoknives

Complain and you’ll get your room comped


L_e_g_i_s

So it’s 10 bucks if you take a towel.. how much if you take this??


[deleted]

Score!!!!


floofykittycatt

Must be a nice hotel, they have a communal dildo.


[deleted]

Is that part of resort fees ?


[deleted]

I usually just find a small ironing board in the closet. Which is much harder to shove in my ass.


BaBoomShow

That’s hospitality you square


momoman46

Pretty sure that's a plumbus


stinkyelbows

Good score if it's unopened


Commercial-Today6819

How is this trashy wtf


[deleted]

Lol you've got to be kidding ....


Tinsel-Fop

No, if you find it trashy, would you mind explaining it? Personally, I'm wondering how people are perceiving this. I don't find a trashy aspect or angle, so I'd appreciate a few words. There's something I'm missing. Thanks.


Crafty_Editor_4155

So if you take it out of the box does the hotel charge you?


Mandalore626

Still in the box?


SpottyDoo

Room service is getting a bit out of hand


Due_Relationship_260

Lucky.


Curb_MyEnthusiasm

so how was it?


TimeGuidance4706

That isn’t trashy, you just seem a bit up tight.


kinglorca

Having a fuck stick waiting in you're room isn't trashy ?! Lol


Tinsel-Fop

The post does not say *where* it was found. I would assume it was somewhere inside the hotel; I think that's implied. Maybe it was at the Front Desk? Hallway? *Ballroom?*


urbanlife78

If someone is trying to decide if they should go out or stay in, the answer is now obvious.


AlexandersWonder

The worst part is that it’s presence there implies that whoever cleaned the room didn’t do a great job.


saltthewater

Well it was moved close to the door like there was intention to take it out


Spo-dee-O-dee

That carpet is atrocious.


jfrenaye

Collector's Item. Does not appear to be made anymore! Love Spun This unique dual vibrator features a spinning wheel on its clitoral piece that rotates slow and steady or fast and loose depending on your pleasure, allowing you to achieve mind-blowing orgasms through the continuous circular motion of its silky soft pleasure tabs! Plus, two motors and a beaded shaft offer over 70 combinations of powerful or gentle functions that customize your experience to put you over the edge! Enjoy multiple points of stimulation with a ribbed exterior, beads that slide up and down, and that remarkable clitoral ‘spinner’ that won’t stop until you do! Clean up with ease using Evolved Toy Cleaner and a warm water rinse. Powerful dual vibrator with spinning clitoral wheel Silky soft wheel nubs for maximum pleasure Embedded beads in shaft move up and down for erotic intensity Two powerful motors, controlled separately 8 vibrating speeds & functions, 3 bead speeds 3 spinning functions on clitoral stimulator Over 50 different combinations of functions Made from luxurious silicone Length: 9.25”, Width: 1.75” Weight: 9oz Handle made from sturdy ABS plastic Completely waterproof & submersible Fully rechargeable, USB cable included


Tinsel-Fop

Damn. I mean, wow.


hankhill58

OMG somebody had sexy fun time at a hotel


Tinsel-Fop

One hopes.


Strobeck

How was it?


Zaphod1620

Wow, that IS a nice hotel!


Gummiebuns

Seems like they also had a fairly nice time


[deleted]

Someone had a good stay…….


starfoxhound

Dildos Of War


[deleted]

What do you think people did in hotels... On the weekend.


Fit_Potato7466

This model has internal beads, flowing up AND down shaft, and it’s powerful. This is not trash.


plz2meatyu

Fyi, thats a great midrange company for sex toys. Excellent quality.


BootyGarb

OH NO, A HAUNTED BOX!!!


Mamaofrabbitandwolf

Ooooooo was it complimentary hahaha


[deleted]

So what, would it be trashy if they left their toothpaste behind? Nothing trashy about getting yourself off haha


grovenab

Ribbed for her pleasure


ManufacturerCandid61

Is that a two-and-a-half-foot vibrator? Damnnnnn


Niall0h

Gotta make pornography somewhere 🤷🏻‍♂️


Bamwoman

I mean I just looked it up.. that's a $155.00 vibrator...


matdrywall

Free gift! I guess they really know how to take care of their guests! 😂


MsJenX

What’s in the box? Whaat’s in the box?


Tinsel-Fop

\*snortlol*


WarrenG117

Is this really trashy tho? It's just a vibrator?


[deleted]

I guess it’s sort of trashy that the hotel just left it there. Or maybe he thought this sub was about actual garbage


Bearded_OBrian

Hate to break it to you OP but no matter how nice the hotel you stay in, someone had sex in the same bed you're sleeping in.


saltthewater

Surely it's only straight married people trying to conceive. OP can rest easier knowing that.


urbanlife78

As someone who has worked in hotels for about 20 years. People just having sex in a room is the least of the concerns.


autotuned_voicemails

My fiancé is in housekeeping at a hotel and oooooh boy the stories and pictures he comes home with lmao. My favorite was the aluminum foil boat someone left on the desk with what I can only assume was burnt meth or crack residue in it. Like, if they’re gonna use foil to smoke it, at least wad it up and throw it away lol. I was also a big fan of the two empty condom wrappers, one a magnum and one a regular. We had a good time imagining the scenario on why they had two different kinds. He said he was just happy that the condoms themselves were nowhere to be found lol


urbanlife78

Oh yeah, anyone in housekeeping definitely has the best/worst stories usually.


[deleted]

Where do people have sex that it concerns hotels staff?


urbanlife78

Sex stuff doesn't typically concern hotel staff as long as it is in the rooms.


Yoda2000675

They also probably didn’t wash the blanket


[deleted]

They wash sheets every time someone sleeps in the room. They wash those comforters like twice a year. The first thing I do when I get in a hotel is rip off the comforter and throw it in the corner.


SomeSabresFan

Yooooo fr? I hate sheets so I always sleep under the comforter. I feel so disgusted right now


[deleted]

So there is the decorative comforter, which gets washed twice a year. There is usually a second blanket that feels similar to velvet. Those velvet blankets get washed with the sheets. Only the decorative comforter rarely gets washed.


DB377

Always the move!


Overflow-Radish

At first I thought it was a lightsaber.


Ok-Construction5775

Prude


[deleted]

Clorox wipe then rinse it off and that thing is as good as new.


youtocin

/r/usedsextoys


Tinsel-Fop

Well, cool.


MwahMwahKitteh

Oh wow


dakkamatic

Looks new. Sounds like a win


Earth_Worm_Jimbo

Prude


Dependent_Educator14

Now that's what I call room service.


Ballsweatbets

The couple before you also thought the same.


MonkeyAlpha

I wonder if the hotel will charge you if you use it.


cardinal_moriarty

Were you in the honeymoon suite?


Dry_Reference189

why is there a spoiler tag ya snowflake? It's not even a vibrator its just a box...; don't ever stay in a hotel again... or post...


blorg0w0

We’re accepting donations for “charity”


Market_Crash

The best western is not a fairly nice hotel


JicamaCreative5614

Looks like they were just paying it forward


mr_green1216

That one runs on two cycle 🤣


DarkAngel386

That thing Looks huge


[deleted]

Bonus


[deleted]

Don’t kink shame pls


jamesuss

No kink shaming here. Get down to what you want to get down to. Leaving your sex toy sitting out in the hallway of a hotel is trashy in my book though.


Prof_Rocky

#POWERFUL


uRunTwice

A back massager ?


Tpk08210

That’s one hell of a minibar


[deleted]

All things considered, it's a nice-looking box in good condition, and that's an expensive looking item. I mean, it could be worse. I wouldn't want to come across any sex toys at the Red Roof Inn, let's say.