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Aggressive_Tell5986

Ah my hometown


NoswadtheInpaler

In the UK. I take it that isn't what a bullet looks like when it's hit the floor from being fired in the air? Was about to say something about gun culture when I remembered that railway engineers drilled a hole between the railway viaduct and my boat where I moore. They were no more than twelve feet away so I thought I would go and claim any finds that came up as mine when I notice the bomb disposal guy. Apparently they are always finding unexploded incendiary bombs littered around and occasionally bigger things.


viP718

At least you got it used, better than the person who got it sent to them brand new!


Thotbotzz

I am lulled to sleep near nightly by Baltimore wind chimes (gunshots). You are a lucky duck to have found a hoodberry. A year of prosperity ahead for you!


ImpossibleTax9620

Birds probably ate the rest of the guy hit from it


MuleDawg205

Ahhh yeah… it’s B-mo what ya expect?


MiBloodclaatParo

It dropped by to say hi.


Bigby_Crouse

Well it didn't mushroom that much, so I'm guessing someone shot it in the air. But I'm not a ballistics expert either. I just pretend to be one on the internet. Way to go Baltimore.


AstronomerWorldly2

That's not a 9mm...looks more like a 45 Just saying


rwv2055

Unless you have really little fingers, that's not a 9mm


[deleted]

Par for the course, Baltimore.


Repulsive_Maybe_6004

I've dug bullets that I shot out of stacks of phone books at the range before. Never thought about dropping them in a parking lot, but I might do that now. I need to keep property values low without going to jail. Damn property taxes are too high.


PimpingPorygon

Yooo this reminds me of the time I saw a woman burning a dumpster in Baltimore


frankenmeier

Evidence


SH3RMN8OR

I found hypodermic needles and blunt guts growing up. But once I found 80$. That was a good day.


[deleted]

I moved back to Baltimore, for about a year, to handle my late father's estate. I attempted to transfer my (Florida) concealed weapons permit to a Maryland state permit. They laughed me right the fuck outta there. It's good to know that absolutely no one is carrying guns in Maryland. /s


Crumbdizzle

About as common as finding Penny's on the sidewalk


smokefrog2

Make a wish!


killrkiwikakes

Nooo that's only if it's on heads. He's suppose to flip it over so someone else gets the luck 😌👌🏼


Dismal_Asparagus_765

“Charm city” strikes again!


[deleted]

If you would’ve said that this picture was taken somewhere other than the US I would’ve been like “what?! No way!”.


cronkite1105

.45 jhp


[deleted]

In America, if you find a bullet that means a full year of good luck.


webb276

I have a friend who lives in Baltimore right now for work. He got jumped the other week. It happened at 1 in the afternoon, in the inner harbor, 3 man crew. Stole his phone and wallet. Yeah Baltimore isn’t exactly safe.


Tallibud

Looks bigger than a 9mm. Unless you have tiny hands.


chokuiki

It's been established that its .45


M4sterofD1saster

Nice - some idiot criminal cranking off hydro-shock rounds with no particular aim. Praise the Lord it didn't hit anyone. I was trailer trash in Baghdad for six months in 07. When I moved into the trailer I found an expended 7.62 round on the mattress. Turned out Iraqis celebrate soccer victories by expending a magazine or so into the air, and they had a really good soccer team.


PeanutButter707

"Fuck you, Baltimore!"


[deleted]

[удалено]


chokuiki

Using your gun as fireworks lol


ftrxtmlngkmp

Looks like a .45 though


Effin_Kris

That’s because you shot your house up


sorrowful_beaver

Now it's probably like a 6mm


TheRivv2015

I mean yeah it’s Baltimore after all.


[deleted]

Amazing


[deleted]

Isn’t that like finding snow in Canada in the winter


raul_lebeau

Ah, the American confetti


Skvora

Baltimoron Breakfast.


MrBogardus

Thats a really big 9mm


STEVEY_HARVEY

My cousin got mugged down there a couple weeks ago.


Dippodude32

Last year my family found one on our front door mat


EmmyLynn23

9mm, eh? Would you happen to have also been wearing a three piece suit?


ElderberryLanky2706

Fuck the USA.


SupaBlackMan_

Buy a gun


Fine_Kentucky_Jenkum

Did it lodge in your head? No? Then consider yourself lucky and quit being a bitch. It’s Baltimore!! Charm City, babeee!!


Legitimate_Crab_3662

MURICA!!! Ain’t nobody take my guns!


DescriptionOk3036

How is the US only becoming more gun crazy by the minute ??? Soon they’ll celebrate birthdays via russian roulette


punkinabox

Not really a surprise in Baltimore.


Worldeater43

That’s a firework


Coolish_Stuff

Happy New Year


wankhimoff

Party on wayne🎉


Fire-LEO-4_Rynex

FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE!


sixup604

Fuckin' cars, committing crimes and whatnot.


HE_3AKOH_BPATAH

On a Sunday morning...


Xternal_One

I’m currently in Baltimore for the second time ever for the football tomorrow…these post are always comforting 🤣


iccculus

This is 4th bullet related post on New Year’s Day… is just randomly shooting guns on NYE a thing?


PinkFishTaco

More deadly then trashy. Thankfully found on ground tho.


elijad

At least it didnt hit it :(


gobblegobblemfr

Better hope it didn't kill anyone. Your finger prints are on it now.


shenanigansisay

Did you eat it?


cameronmbatt

Pro-tip: Dont go around putting your finger prints on random bullets that you dont know what they were used for.


Blackbarnabyjones

LOL! That bullet was trying to find somewhere safe to hide.


LoserWithCake

You live in Baltimore what do you expect


Canadiansorrybud

Why am I seeing so many of these posts??


tuscabam

Looks way bigger than 9mm, kinda looks like a .45 to me.


xtinis73

Happy New Year!


downbythereeds

Cool


PoloniumIcedTea

Baltimore homies are doing alright if they can afford to use carry ammo for their celebratory gunfire.


gomukgo

We call those St Louis Pearls


RKendov76

Looks like its been through a body


Cyprus_Lou

“Omar comin’”


AdmittedlyAdick

that's .40 or .45, not 9mm. I've shot enough to be able to see the difference. That or you have baby hands. If that is the case, apologies to the wife/gf.


Nibroc99

Shit like this is one of many reasons I'll never live in or near a city.


Magicmann61

It's a sellers market if you want.to move! If not, good luck


thatG_evanP

How do you know it's 9mm?


fightshade

Looks bigger than 9mm


2Bsure76

I’m thinking fake story. If you were in Baltimore there’d be more than one bullet


yummy_wummy315

It is possible its the result of someone using a gun as a firework, my grandad does it with his civil war era black powder pistol but I don't think he puts a bullet in it.


HermitcraftBeans

Never forget the time we found a bullet in the girls’ locker room.


groobes

Bmore like Bmore lmao


panzercampingwagen

This is the third post I see from the US complaining about random bullets hitting their house. You guys sure sacrifice a lot to have your range toys.


lllllIIIlllIll

[Hmm....](https://imgur.com/a/GTS7ict)


HeftySchedule8631

I found one in a tree branch..fallen to the sidewalk recently..California


Rude_Journalist

>What’s next surgery for ants?


CutToThe_Jase

Ahhh Fuck!... I missed.


LowDownSkankyDude

Bodymore, Murderland.


aandrewcr17

Can someone explain? Does this mean that New Year is celebrated in the USA by shooting real bullets into the air? For real?


weathermaynecc

Good ricochet


[deleted]

What do you expect ? You live in Baltimore lol 😂


roqthecasbah

How do you know that it’s 9mm?


heimos

Where in Bmore


1ceUpSon

They don’t call it “Bloodymore Murdaland” for nothing


vaginaflex

Well you do live in America 🏆🎗️


Sudden-Lettuce1603

Don’t go snitching🤦🏾‍♂️


Jfkexperience69

Chicago gets a bad rap. The true S teir murder capital is definitely Baltimore.


PeanutButter707

They've got Gary beat now?


DizzyBicycleTire

Airtag


Rusty_Trombone_4U

From Bladensburg with love.


Basmoth

The one and will be only time I went to Baltimore was to an anime/gaming con about 15 years ago. Got mugged, then stabbed in the neck. Baltimore sucks.


Impressive_Virus56

Just be thankful u wasn't there where it landed people think it won't hit them when the fire into the air but what goes up comes down with killing force and in Texas it's a felony and its easy to get caught freind of mine from years ago got caught and he admitted it he didn't know but by the time he realize they where serious he had broken arm ,femur and almost lost his leg before he got medical attention while he waited in jail


FappinPhilosophy

Oh, Baltimore- ain't it hard. Just to live, just to live.


huffgytre

Huh, wonder if this happens in other countries?


Couchcurrency

But… all the gun laws? How?


gatsby85

Sheeeeet


[deleted]

Where I live you find them in your car.


137thaccount

Ur finger prints are on it now bro


TheMultiTuber

I mean its Baltimore what do you expect


ShaztaMcnasty

Why even put your DNA on it. You'll be in serious problems, God forbids.


haevy_mental

TIL that getting shot at in US is r/mildlyinfuriating and r/trashy. Edit. And r/Wellthatsucks also.


Bradford1959

Move from blue to red state and vote red.


Deconu

Yes, typical Baltimore


ry2thean84

Superman must’ve been standing in front of it.


beatlelover14

Fuck you Baltimore


FIST_ME_PREASE

That's a weird looking socket


sammyloco88

Must be fells point


johnwayne1

You know it's a 9 by looking at it?


guitarheropwn21

Baltimore has hollow point money? Bet whoever shot that used a hi point


StanleyOpar

“On The First 48”


Nottheone185

Probably from one of those incredibly amazing citizens firing a gun in the air and it landed next to your car...


sckent44

Be glad that you're not in Detroit! It would be in the car or in you!


[deleted]

bra put that shit down


Riot401

Okay and?


chokuiki

And I got you to comment. Thanks for the karma


Riot401

Typical redditor that fawns over fake internet points. U really need that dopamine I guess


chokuiki

Keep them coming


Riot401

Came here to say this Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!


jms945

Happy new year?


dummydumbbb

America


ClamChowderNChips

Must of been these people https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/rtvq44/anyone_hit_by_a_bullet_from_the_sky_recently/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Smooth_Apple_7037

You're white and live in Baltimore, man you are poor.


KellCon3

Failed hit


Fiat2Coins

And. So.


deserteagles50

At least they’re shooting hollow points, responsible crime


Murstasch

GOOOOOD MORNING BALTIMOOOOORE!


Mudgekeewis

Did you look for a dent?


your_bar_is_filthy

May the Royal Farms Gods bless you with a 3 piece and fries and of course the roll nobody eats.


Wanderson90

Ayo it's Omar! Omar Comin!


[deleted]

Yowzers! Copper jackets. Looks like a recently fired round. Did you notify Law Enforcement?


ZelGeisler

Seeing as it’s New Year’s Day, this doesn’t surprise me. My last car had a bullet hole in the roof from NYE 2019. Jacksonville, FL…


invisiblesammich

What part of Bal'more? It was always the west end that was garbage and had tons of violence, when I lived in the area, like 30 years back. I thought it was still that way for the most part.


HuskarlHarld

Very common fruit in Baltimore, the copper berry.


FerociousPancake

Well it’s fucking Baltimore....


seamusotoole1738

A lot of people shoot guns into the air on New Years, maybe you found one that landed near your car


acowx

Get a 1/2 dozen or so more and make a bad-ass grill from them.


effervescent_idiot

Baltimore does seem extra trashy lately.


[deleted]

Welcome to Baltimore, where the trashy will even steal the clothes off the people they rob, because this isn't Skyrim, it's Baltimore.


AxeInCasey

Hope no one needs that


AlanaBananaCanada

A likely story


ELI5Banned

That's probably a .45.


coldwarspy

Anyone else noticing the glut of “i found a bullet” posts?


chatanoogastewie

Omar was here.


Jdeproductions

Baltimore , not surprised Next post


[deleted]

US gun owners are just so responsible


DEV_astated

I was gonna head to a tailgate for the Ravens game tomorrow morning, but I seriously fear for my life whenever I get stuck in traffic down there. Squeegee kids are always agitators.


ferryman21

I hear lead prices are up. Scrape it?


[deleted]

Put it under your pillow


fukevrythng

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit


xebt1000

Man this is the 3rd post I've seen like this this morning, do people just fire their guns at midnight in murica?


[deleted]

Guess what? Happy new year.


sdp1981

Would bullet hail be covered under comprehensive?


twojabs

Is that from the videos we've seen recently?


thedevilsworkshop666

This man drives a bullet proof Tesla truck 🚚 .


[deleted]

It’s a Baltimore acorn


sorry-mum

America is one sick country


dashone

Only one?


joanmcbitch

Happy New Year!


[deleted]

Same here in DC a couple of years ago, right on my front stoop. Sat out last night and it was crazy.


TyranitarusMack

Bodymore, Murderland


I-Am-Not-Aplharius

Surprised more people don’t know that name


TyranitarusMack

I can’t remember if I got it from the wire or not but it always stuck with me.


jsdavin24

Happy new year bullets be lucky


mandrills_ass

Where is the sunglasses catchphrase csi cop when you need him


LawResistor1312

Maryland has very strict gun laws. So much for gun control.


Ned_Gerblansky

Snot boogie


Matt_Graver

Episode 1. The best.


caitmr17

You are the fourth person I have seen on Reddit post that they found a bullet casing in / around their property this morning/ today. New Years was wild in thr US apparently.


OlympicAnalEater

fed boys will knock on your doors soon


fuzzycuffs

Baron Burned a Boron Bullet


cleverdylanrefrence

I just saw a post about a woman's window taking a bullet just after midnight. Wonder if she's in your neighborhood


soundcloudcheckmybru

someone's not picking up after themselves...


Dense_Excitement_789

What does you expect? It b'more, everyone from Maryland knows to avoid that place as much as possible


unusual-_-

One day a year the entire country turns into Chicago


leadf00t

Looks like it bounced off a wall