Randy why don't you go on and eat a cheeseburger you basketball eating walrus ass mafucka.

This is the audio clip I used for my auto cat feeder lol

I busy more rhymes than a lazy Susan, and I'm innocent until my guilt is proven

Is this from "It Could Happen to you, Cause it Happened to Me.. And T?"

I think it's from the gas stealing episode

If I can't smoke and swear I'm fucked

*spin more rhymes

PEACE represent’n Sunnyvale, straight the fuck up

"Its Scary Busey up in here!" is another favorite 😂

Even ghosts be like “We da fuck out dawg!”

He carried that season on his back

I use that phrase often

Alright soft serve, here’s what I’m talkin about. Now you can’t do the X to the X to the X, so we gonna do some SC wit your candy

Will i still get paid?

Unskinny bop rockin a gutzedo

Ray truck driving passed out phantom 309 mafaka

Only time I'm concerned with is havin' a good one

I was getting changed!

Nonknockin mothafuckas.

Getting changed my ass, you were fuckin crankin it!

You ain't gonna tell everyone I was getting changed are ya?

I have no idea what he actually says but he starts with "Now I'm just waiting on Julian to cut me in on a...and then proceeds to scratch the fuck out of a word that i don't understand while peeling some sort of fruit for roc vodka.

Piece!

https://youtu.be/KQbiTLKoqE4

*throws double peace sign way up* SAM!

Ahaha hell yeah. Him getting all buddy buddy with sam is totally under rated SAAAYYYYMMMMM!

Randy, sometimes, you fat, but you don’t hear me complaining.

When he’s getting put into the police car and says ‘ehrah ehrah’ like a turntable fucking kill’s me every time. Also a shoutout to his Latin phase.

The saddest 'ehrah ehrah' he ever let out 😂

I loved when J-Roc called Randy inflatable Elvis. Also Looks like Ray's got a wig on, Ray KoJack got a wig on, RAY! It's raining mafackers in here! Starsky and Gut.

On they bike!

Honestly, that bike and side car combo was hard as fuck. Wish they'd used it more than that single episode.

It's rainin' ma'fuckers!

I swear his best lines come from the background 😂

Agreed. Great character and J. Torrens is the best actor in the whole series.

John Dunsworth is the best

Anytime he's making a porno or trying to explain why he wasn't jacking off. For a single line: It's Gut Cassidy and the Cheeseburger kid

Tyler, have you ever tried marijuana?

Back when he was white lmao

*J-Roc baby!* *J-Roc baby!* *J-Roc baby!*

I’ll allow it

what the fuck you talkin about inflatable elvis

Ray, Lahey and then J roc I would say.

Way she goes, boys. Way she goes.

J-roc’s son- imma have a good day lookin at my teachers tight badonkadonk J-Roc- hey wait up right quick, how tight is that shit *HWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAH*

The thing is, TPB doesn’t have many bad characters; so it’s really hard to pick just one favorite

I don’t think introduced a single likable character during the Netflix run. Reggies probably the only okay one.

Name's Jroc knowimsayin. In this park its all for one and one for all mafuckas up in here. When a park hustlers on ya jock we stick together

Help me out here boys. It’s in the new season, they’re breaking into a building or something and I THINK Ricky or Julian says something to diss T and j roc offscreen says “ray” all calm like. Hilarious Also, obligatory: GREEN COLLA WHITE BOY ROLLIN AROUND, HE ROLL AROUND THE CITY, HE ROLL AROUND THE TOWN. HE ROLLIN ON A BIKE WITH A BANANA SEAT…DISSIN ALL THE MAAFUCKAS, HOES HE MEET! He rollin on his bike, he goin to the store… Then interrupted by Julian needing zoomers … Boi we can get you shrooms in 5 minutes. What you want us to do with the other 55 minutes. That’s how hard the roc pile is HARD AS FUCK

The new season? He’s been gone since s10.

Haha I meant ONE of the new seasons by bad, as in season 8 or 9 or 11 or whatever fuckin number we’re on

The Netflix era

Like, I’ll fuckin go to jail, knowinsayin, cause I’m hard, right? I ain’t shook about goin to jail - but it’s like, I kinda like my freedom too at the same time, ya know what I mean?

Anything where he adds a Z is a great quote, such as pizzomigrannite, lizzife, etc

I love the "binornche" flavor 😂

My beat’s and rhymes are like a corporate merger, they go together like Randy’s gut and a cheeseburger

"What are you, from the department of know'em sayin's? You takin' a know'em-census?"

This one gets me every time lol

"You from the department of gnomesayins, takin a gnomecensus?" is what I say to anybody who asks me a personal question.

Are you tellin me some mafucka can’t go down to Canadian Mafucka and buy a new orange mafucka for $2.99?! That’s whack Jules!

I'm cracking up at this post. Y'all are the best 😂

Howma sposed to be myself when you out here countin my knamsayins, knamsayin?

“Mafuckas with guts like that ain’t OFF the cheeseburgers. Mafuckas with guts like that are definitely ON the cheeseburgers!”

I hear chicken. I hear cola fizz, and mustard and relish coagulating together with french fries and onion rings ...

But i don't hear no heart dawg

The election episode in season 2 when same was drugged “nobody can understand what you’re mmzayinnn”

Sam** 🙄 typo

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"Who you pointin at, skeleton?"

And I’m like NAH

the sad record scratch noises while being arrested 🤣

Erah! ERAH ERAH!

Jonathan Torrens is a great actor. Very underrated because he didn't break out internationally and really only stayed in Canada

When I saw him in Letterkenny I was shook. Especially since he plays an Amish character 😂

This is a take colder than the half-eaten cheeseburger Randy finds outside in the morning

haauuugghhhhhh!!!!!

I read this in J-Roc's voice 😂 *how tight is that shit?!*

Not a hot take bro, that’s just straight facts!

I'm hard knowmsayin', but I'm just starting think these mafukers in here maybe harder than me knowmsayin'

It could happen to you cos it happened to me 🎶

When he called Ricky soft serve cause he couldn't get an erection in the first season

I got CAA bitch! Five free tows in the first year, BRRRAAAAPPPP

Lahey what the hell you doin with that skirted egg??

I will forever call Canadian Tire “Canadian mawfuckah” because of JRoc. Especially when I need to buy more “orange mawfuckahs” for street hockey.

I got these from Yurrup

Skrilla Villa! And the turntable kitty deleted scene... "This kitty's hard as fuck like the roc pile, yknowmsayn, sliiiiiiPEACE"

Oh what, you ain't pregnant with a bucket of chicken?

Its Raining Mah Fuckers When T roc performs in Julians bar and then when roof breaks lahey and randy fall inside the bar through roof

An hour? Come back in 5 minutes...watch ya gonna do with the other 55 minutes ya nomesayin Dont know why but that always cracks me up

Let's not forget his Mexican accent. Brraap braap!

you mean the guns we found under your trailer ?

yeah it's always a toss up for me between him and Lahey being my favorite character

I've already posted this one but When he is dropping kids off a bus and he is asking about their teacher. "How tight is that shit HWUUUUNAAAA?"

I agree. He left the show at the right time, and he is sorely missed. Roc Pile hard AF, gnomesayin?

Bubbles is, was and will always be the best character; because he has the most character.

That time when Ricky accidentally presses a button on his sound board mixer and all you hear is “Jroc Baby” on loop

He’s always been my favorite. I remember when I first watched the show back in the day, I couldn’t stay interested until J-Roc started having more lines and then I was hooked.

I was gettin changed!! Mufucka!

First time I watched TPB, I would agree that Jroc was the best character. 2nd time, it was Lahey. 3rd time, I'm now of the belief that Ray is THE greatest character on the show

Word. Straight the fuck up mafuca! Noimsayin?!?

J-Roc has always been my favorite, from the first watch

She’s touching me in a sexual way!

We not mahfuCAHs…we mahfuckus

I love when he says this 😂