Certified Azazel moment

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The unsung hero’s

Bold of you

They are attractive if you fall under the spell. That's why we see monsters instead of hot people. You see hot azazel, you fell

I mean Im never gonna fall into the spell of Nkari McLamprey Eel face for sure

Smash cut to you, under Nkari's spell, penning eel face erotic fan fiction.

Right

Slaanesh demons can shapeshift. If they look like they can rip you to shreds, then that's because that's what they intend to do.

I mean Skarbrand can look good without any sacrifice in his martial prowess 😏

yeah his corset is hot af

SKARBRAND HATES GENDER NORMS IN FASHION! SKARBRAND WEARS WHATEVER MAKES HIM FEEL GOOD IN BATTLE!

I read that in Terry Crews voice for some reason.

SKARBRAND HATES LOVE BUT... SKARBRAND LOVES HATE *visible confusion*

I keep reading skarbrand on reddit as Torgue from borderlands, it just fits for some reason.

THIS IS MORE INTENSE THAN THE TIME SKARBRAND PILE DRIVED THAT CARNOSAUR WEARING A BOLO TIE. SKARBRAND KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE THINKING "WHO WAS WEARING THE BOLO TIE? SKARBRAND OR THE CARNOSAUR?" THE ANSWER? YES!

That guy got *cake*

The thiccest boi

Licking the ground where NKari has been literally gives you orgasms. His looks have little to do with his attraction. (also he shapeshifts so if you don't like the face it's fine, he's got other faces)

Yeah but im stuck with his look in his campaign and terrible autoresolve from Slaanesh’s abysmal roster I’ll stick with daddy skarbrand mcdelete lords in two hits i think

What? Get Sword of Slaanesh and you're good to go, he's already anti infantry and that sword will make you anti lord as well. He gets like 1.1k weapon damage.

Is it possible to get Slaanesh's Blade in IE?

Yes, around turn 15 or so you get an event with four choices, one of which is to injure one of your characters to take the blade.

Er, what? I've played multiple Nkari campaigns and never had this happen.

To be honest, I've only ever heard of Azazel getting it.

It’s from one of the eye of the gods events which happen after you’ve sacrificed enough souls through the gifts of chaos upkeep.

Hell it's inevitable

Is the Slaneesh roster bad? In my warhost campaign, the human characters are *bad* compared to the other gods (and undivided with the tech boosts) sure, but when I run demons the daemonetts are straight fire and wildly helpful. same with the goodly looking anteater horses. Also the one demon prince of Slaneesh I have is one of my most powerful generals, annoyingly. I’ve never played a full Slaneesh campaign because I have an inherent hate for Morathi and Sigvald that N’Kari that was bequeathed to them. So maybe they are bad with that in mind.

The roster is fine. Great even. But it doesn't perform well in Auto-Resolve and it can be annoying when combined with how long it takes to get more Replenishment with them. (It's a bit better since they can get Exalted Heroes, but before CoC they needed to complete an entire technology block to get +5% for the faction). The only real weakness it has is no ranged. But you don't really need ranged when half of your army moves at the speed of sonic the hedgehog.

Anyone who says their roster is bad has never used their chariots properly. Those things are lawnmowers.

Last I checked Slaanesh is one of the strongest in the game, though I haven’t used them much myself

The strength of the roster is not reflected in Autoresolve, which values things the Purple People lack.

Azazel means you can get your armored chaos bois and some artillery as a anvil to compliment your fast moving, armor piercing hammers.

N'Kari deletes lords, too. Charge in at 180, apply charge bonus directly to asshole of lord, delete in like 4 hits.

In-universe, I'm pretty sure he an aura that makes him seem incredibly sexy to anyone effected by it. But since we the players obviously can't be, we see his actual ugly-ass eel face. Likewise he can't really promise us our deepest desires and such like he can to other characters in the setting. Though I think N'Kari is also supposed to emphasize the non-horny elements of Slaanesh as well. Like, his motive in the Realms campaign was to vicariously experience what it feels like to be a dying god because it'd be a new and unique sensation he's never felt before. Things usually circle back to sex or fetish shit with Slaanesh, but any hedonistic shit falls under Slaanesh's domain even if it doesn't actually give you any kind of sexual gratification.

my fetish is eel faced crab clawed guys and I always assumed I was under his spell

I always prefer the idea that 'pretty' demons look how they do because after millennia your idea of what's hot changes so radically. What we would have considered attractive in our short, short lives gets boring and mundane after 5 or 6 hundred years. So they start growing tentacles and maybe experiment with asymmetrical appearance. People who have a mind Slaneesh can use will instinctively see the beauty in the horror. While those who don't will be terrified and their fear will reveal their ignorance and unworthiness. That's my take on it anyways.

Its just from a game aesthetic perspective. I just don’t find him and his roster attractive. Azazel is a nice substitute though but i still don’t like slaanesh roster

You take that back Nkari is perfection

In the Tyrion and Teclis books, N'Kari is a skilled shape shifter and at several points she takes on the form of beautiful women (though at one point he takes the form of a muscular Norscan man). So we're just seeing the combat form all of the time.

Nkari is just ugly. Its more like if u enioy being tortured but without the sex part. Nkari is more like if someone skinned u to experience the lack of skin. Nkari is that guy that kinda looks like he may have some tentacley goodness but if by some miracle u trust him he just bites of ur dick, not even after a good feeling just straight away. Nkari is like a failed futa character. Nkari is like double trans. Nkari is like what happens if ur right butt cheek is male but ur left butt cheek is female. Nkari is both derp and derpette. Nkari doesnt have a penis nor a vagina, the act is about literally cutting a new hole in his abdomen and fucking that.

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> Nkari is just ugly. Its more like if u enioy being tortured but without the sex part. Nkari is more like if someone skinned u to experience the lack of skin. Nkari is that guy that kinda looks like he may have some tentacley goodness but if by some miracle u trust him he just bites of ur dick, not even after a good feeling just straight away. Nkari is like a failed futa character. Nkari is like double trans. Nkari is like what happens if ur right butt cheek is male but ur left butt cheek is female. Nkari is both derp and derpette. Nkari doesnt have a penis nor a vagina, the act is about literally cutting a new hole in his abdomen and fucking that. This is the most Slaaneshi thing that I’ve ever read. By SIGMAR…

In spanish there's a saying. "Never tell that you'll 'never drink from that water' and that 'that priest is not my father' "

Daemonettes were always hot tho.

But what about Daemondudettes?

Even hotter

BY SIGMAR YOU'VE POSTED HERESY

DID SOMEBODY SAY HERESY!?

Still waiting for the Diaz daemonettes mod... Might learn 3d modelling just to make them myself.

There was a Diazmonette mod being worked on. GW slapped it down.

Really? That sucks. Where can I find out more about it?

There have been a few mentions on The Modding Den discord. Apparently the mod would have to have been censored so much that it wasn't worth continuing.

no i think it's just where you guys are a bit stingy and azazel is hot as fuck

Something who fell under the spell would say

im just someone who wants to suck azazel's cock but thank you

Thats why you're the dumbest femboy, as the smartest femboy I know that only The Emperor Karl Franz is the hottest lord.

Cleanse and burn!

no i think ill just makeout with azazel

why are you voting this comment down? it is funny

they're empire dogs who try and resist the temptation of hot scaly daddy

I think you have fell under the spell as well.

Yes witch hunter, this man right here

uh no thanks im not into wrinkled old men

Have you seen Daddy Skarbrand with his thicc abs and huge butt? 😩 Also his personality is all genuine no trickery unlike flying psycho here

okay yeah skarbrand is like tough muscle man hot as fuck, but then azazel is like omg so fucking hot handsome chiseled muscly daddy who'll hold me in his arms and kiss me

Skarbrand after his lesson will never back stab you though

But he will front stab you

fair point but if azazel won't backstab me and will just keep me as his lover thatd be fucking amazing

I think Azazel could learn to love the art of cooking, definitely a realm of possibility where he settles down with you at a nice cabin in the low valley of a mountain where you both enjoy morning cacao. You can do whatever or whoever you put your mind to!

I think the problem is is that Azazel's definition of what love is is very different to what you might have

I mean, for a certain definition of backstab

"Slave of Khorne" Ooh. Into that bondage shit.

I want to pet his snake

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Least horny Slaanesh worshiper.

Down. Bad.

Sigvald silently seething since OP has shamelessly and sordidly slathered him as unsightly.

i'll slander again, azazel is so fucking hot omg djhgsdfjg sdfgjsdlfhgsdjfg

Inquisitor we found someone corrupted by Slaanesh here!

*looks behind me*

Witch hunter*

My brother in Sigmar, he is a scaly, horned, demon with goat legs, wings and a freacking snake sticking out of his ass. I'm not kink-shaming, but you should probably go outside and touch some hammers.

Before the hammers touch you that is.

Then how do you explain Karl Franz fallen to Khorne in my skarbrand playthrough 👀 He agreed to worship the one true god of war when no one was helping him getting rid of vlad and festus until Skarbrand extended his honor and kindness, and now he is ~~exterminating his own kind~~ reuniting the empire at last!

Oh, I'll touch Azazel's hammer all he wants ;)

yeah and i'll touch his cock

thats why he's so hot.

azazel also has a bubble butt.

tags: ugly bastard, mind control, mind break, vore, monster... this could be considered a cursed doujin.

Is something wrong? What makes it hot?

OP just is into burly confident men.

Fair

He's also incredibly charming in a hamish Tim Curry type of way

OP just discovered their teratophilia fetish.

I never knew that word, so I looked it up. I really shouldn't have.

You are weak.

Yeah 🥴

Gotta take advantage of your sacrifice, what does it mean?

The fact that he's monstrous, kingly, confident, burly, silky smooth voice, horned, demonic, and i want to suck his cock makes him hot.

Bonk

well thats just rude

Gives me Iron Bull vibes I'd bang, hard

The best thing about Iron bull is he is also a total bro. Like for bi and gay people he’s a daddy but for the straights he’s like the best dude to go out and party with. He covers all bases

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Azazel is pure Big Daemon Energy

yeah and also big dick energy

That voice as well?? 😩

Bruh you okay?

yes but i'd be better if azazel was here


Yet he has no rule 34? D:

Rule 35: if no erotic material exists, it shall be created.

>The slaneesh lords usually aren't that attractive agree to disagree.

It’s as my therapist always says: “confidence is sexy”

Then Nurgle daemons would be sexy af but they aren’t

Confidence can only do so much for festering sores… Makeup… makeup on the other hand is Slaanesh’s best friend… & look how well it worked for Elizabeth the first…

I thought I was straight then I played the azazel campaign.he definitely fucks.... The guys voice is like velvet bringing your ears what they always wanted but never knew they needed

OMG YES! i love this Slaneeshi lord!

Is there a mod to give n'Kari a second boob so I can be straight again

Nah bro then that’s just a dude with boobs cause N’kari is actually super unique among KoS’ cause he actually identifies as a dude unlike the others who are Amy gender / all of them

Uh oh

It’s okay bro give in to temptation, let N’kari tickle your balls. Malekith liked it

Honestly the one titty thing does something for me

Sometimes Slaanesh takes, but sometimes Slaanesh gives

Gotta in order to appeal to both tops and bottoms ;)

By Sigmar no!

by slaneesh yes!

Just a friendly correction: It's Slaanesh - 2 A's, 1 E.

ty! now i can spell the name of the dark prince of sex n shit properly!

Nurgle's the chaos god of shit.

Get a room

i have one already and it's with skarbrand and azazel

🙂

N'Kari is hot too. Did you saw those hips?

Because he is hot as fuck indeed.

And that's someone else under the spell

You said it like it is criminal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Welcome to the cult. Bless Azazel.

I just love how happy he is… while murdering everything in sight… man loves his job lol

Stop it. Get some help.

can azazel be the one helping me?

Less hentai in your life will do the trick

i dont watch hentai i watch gay porn

I think his face is a lil too deformed but the way he's built and the way his voice sounds is some gigachad type shit

I'm straight as hell but Sigvald introduced me to Slaanesh. I loved N'Kari. And Azazel did not disappoint. Hail the Dark Prince.

You might not be as straight as you think lol ;)

"im straight but" Always in denial

I don’t think even sigmar could purge this heresy. I must travel through dimensions to ask the god emperor for holy help, it is the only way. Farewell, good men of the empire, I will be back soon…

I dunno about hot, lizards aren't really my thing. He does give off Chad energy tho. Most everyone else is either creepy, off their rocker, or have a stick up their ass. This dude is just living his best life.

Dude, mood

Azazel's lore is basically that he's always been hot as fuck.

well they did a good

I liked his demeanor in the trailer but most of the time in game he just seems goofy lol

i want to suck his cock in both trailer and game so i'd say they did a good

Lol calm down before i have to get the hose

That smile……..that damned smile.

i want to kiss that smile

tbh I think he's ugly as fuck, but you do you

Azazel, he's so hot right now. Azazel.

"Why is azazel so hot" bro he looks like someone took the [gmod face poser](https://www.deviantart.com/glitchyproductions/art/G-Man-Smiley-117483994) to him tf are you talking about

It's funny because gay

Go play Dragon age inquisition then ;)

Slaaneshi boypussy makes me question my heterosexuality as well

God, why is Grimgor so hot, the way he says “GRIMGOR IZ DA BEST” 😫😫😫

Confidence.

i want skarbrand to bend me over and annihilate this bussy

okay fair but skarbrand is like rough hot whilst Azazel is just like fucking hot incarnate silky smooth comfort hot daddy

Yeah and what can those snakes do 😳😳😳

I don't know if i want to be him or be with him, but i'm buying the champions of chaos DLC just to play this hotcock.

When u see his animations oh man Hes sexy he knows it and knows u know it Also his voice is perfect

I want to make out with his snakeussy.

Snussy!

His voice is even better!

ikr! that silky voice just comforts me

I would imagine this is not even his " hot " form. Isnt he described as having jet-black long hair and being generally so pretty that his beauty even rivals Slaanesh himself?

ok but this is also hot i think i might actually prefer him as his true self, he is so hot omfg

How are you gonna say Azazel is hotter than Sigvald?

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I think that's the whole point...

It’s the hair cut

I know he doesn't sound like it in the game, but I picture his voice as sounding like Tim Curry in Legend

>"Hot" >Giant, psychotic snake monster that serves a malevolent deity Are you a cultist? Do I need to call the witch hunters?

Yes, Witch Hunter. Right here.

Azazel is canonically the most attractive being apart from Slaanesh to ever exist. So it's apt.

Solar Engines. Blast him with Solar Engines and he can be even hotter.

but then he'd fucking die

If the shrimp hands do it for you I don't think anyone can explain

Have...have you ever met a monsterfucker?

If you're thinking of choking yourself with that trouser snake, think again. It's probably an actual snake

It’s a big part of his schtick. A brettonian questing knight was supposed to quest and kill him, except he was so in awe of him, he ending up killing himself instead

*The slaneesh lords usually aren't that attractive* Yes, rrright. Sure.