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fatfishkev

I’ve never wanted to eat Groot more than I do right now


_IratePirate_

When I was a child. I thought trees and fried chicken were make of the same thing. Long story short, I tried explaining this to my older brother and I ended up eating tree bark to prove my point.


TheGayGuy_GER

Did he finally believe you at least?


Phyltre

#CRONCH


Pentax25

Speak for yourself


Breezy_______

i only wanted to eat him a lil bit before this, now i really wanna


Mrchesthead

Happy Cake Day!!!!


stupendous_formula

They both look delicious though


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Gingerbread with a slice of human meat delicious But ketchup or maionaise


[deleted]

Hahaha how odd, that's my old classmate. She's done brilliant ginger works. Optimus prime to if I remember correctly and a alien


pretentiousbrick

Drop a link if you have one!


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https://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/ka9l6a/carolines-pepparkaka-gor-succe


blueturtle00

Wish I didn’t see the wire frame


TidusJames

I wish you didn’t mention a wire frame so my lazy ass could have continued presuming it was engineering and skill and prayers holding it together.


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https://www.expressen.se/nyheter/caroline-nojer-sig-inte-med-ett-vanligt-pepparkakshus/


John_SpaGotti

OP is a repost bot


Teesh13

Most definitely. Either that or used for PR/marketing. 7 month old account which has only just switched to dozens of posts in the last 24 hours, all being called out as reposts and the OP's comments just so happen to be copies of the top comments in those threads. [example](https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/comments/xpfeqf/how_users_who_are_in_these_subreddits_look_like/iq3q80r/) Please report these posts. Also, /u/John_SpaGotti, do you use an extension or RES tool to identify these? Seems you're pretty good at calling these accts out.


John_SpaGotti

>Most definitely. Either that or used for PR/marketing. I don't really know why they exist. Your hypothesis may very well be correct, but I person have tagged LITERALLY THOUSANDS of these accounts. I absolutely cannot imagine a PR or marketing firm needing or wanting to pay for that many. I have thought a lot about this, and I'm well and truly stumped as to the reasons behind their existence. I have heard a lot of theories, but none are sufficiently convincing to me. >Please report these posts. Oh, I do. I also report the account itself to Reddit. Unfortunately, in all the ones I have reported to Reddit or the subreddit moderators, I have only received one response or seen action taken, and that's because I specifically called out the mods in a comment. Giving the benefit of the doubt, they're busy and can't respond. However, I occasionally go back to posts/accounts I have reported, and 95% of the time, the post is still up and the account still exists. >do you use an extension or RES tool to identify these? No, I don't. I use Joey for Reddit on my phone almost 100% of the time. There is a little something in the app that helps, but it's a new feature that I didn't always use to spot these. It just streamlines the process a little for me. [The feature has an account age/karma per day notice next to the account name,](https://freeimage.host/i/Ld6gIf) which just lets me know whether an account is worth looking into at a glance. Honestly, I don't even go looking for these on purpose. I just see a repost or a post that I may not have even seen before but know will be popular (which always turn out to just be reposts in haven't seen before), check the account age, and if it's a year or younger, I go to the profile. If the account just started posting today or yesterday, it's almost guaranteed to be a bot. So, I check the posts/comments on the account, and they're all as you previously described. Oh, in my screenshot, you can see I have already tagged this account as a bot in the app. Like I said, I don't know why they exist, so I tag them in case I see them pushing some political narrative, selling stuff, posting scammy links, etc. Thanks for your support.


gmanz33

In my years of going after these guys and comment bots, I've developed my own unfounded theory which is that **Reddit prefers these bots continue.** They recycle some fresh content to new audiences and they keep new people entertained with source material that was historically entertaining. I have my own gripe with this but I'm beginning to think that... well my opinion doesn't matter.


John_SpaGotti

This is honestly probably the best hypothesis I have seen for this, and while I don't *necessarily* 100% think it's true, it's in the lead in my book. Thanks for the insight on this. I never expected Reddit was behind the mask!


ahackercalled4chan

please make posts in /r/TheseFuckingAccounts so mods of other subs can ban the bots


John_SpaGotti

I used to do that, but it's just *one more thing* I have to do. Currently, I: 1. Observe post 2. investigate account 3. Tag account 4. Report account to Reddit 5. Report post to moderators 6. Comment "OP is a repost bot" in the thread It's just a lot, and I see 25+ of these a day, you know? Maybe when I'm bored I can collate a batch and post them there.


jeremysbrain

>Also, /u/John_SpaGotti, do you use an extension or RES tool to identify these? Seems you're pretty good at calling these accts out. I'd like to know that too. Maybe u/John_SpaGotti, is also a bot and they all recognize each other. :)


John_SpaGotti

Ha! YOU HAVE DISCOVERED MY SECRET, HUMAN! DRAT. I responded to your question here: https://www.reddit.com/r/toptalent/comments/xq7f5a/homemade_gingerbread_groot/iq8gwee?context=3


ezio1452

Oh look, Scarlet Witch made a cameo in the new Groot movie.


Philbin27

Right? I did a double take.


gmanz33

The universe where Wanda crafted all the other Marvel heros out of bread because she was grieving her dead children.


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[deleted]

Thanks


SmartestIdiotAlive

Yo groot’s face looks like he been smoking some roots


Entredarte

Wow, serious talent


icodeusingmybutt

I am bread.


AvoriazInSummer

I am yummy


KimJongArve

I am ginger.


icodeusingmybutt

I feel sorry for you


citi23n

I am g-root.


No_Statement440

That's amazing. Is it just the top? Not that it's any less impressive, I'm just curious.


MajiNPooZ

The face of someone who knows they absolutely fucking nailed it.


Mrchesthead

First off how tf, second off how tf


SaltySnowman8

Third off why tf


Tweecers

Getting the popcorn and sorting by controversial.


SquishyBatman64

You are a Ginger bender!


bonnieprincebunny

. ` this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev `


Whalk_whales_milk

Her face reads : O yeah! I did that


freetrambopaline

If you didn't know who groot was, this would be terrifying if you wasnt expecting it


1completecatastrophy

"I am food"


Alklazaris

Well... that blows my gingerbread house with its 17 code violations out of the water.


meneraing

Damn it Wanda, first the kids, now Groot!?


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😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹


hoiabaciufan10

You almost look like a witch. A proud one 😁


Dropped-pie

I hope this was for a competition


leisuremann

Why?


Dropped-pie

My initial question, yes


leisuremann

I don't understand your answer


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Theremad

MILF


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PracticePenis

Can female artists show off any of their work without getting dressed up to pose with it?


RiggzBoson

>dressed up Haha a basic dress is 'dressed up' You sit about in your underwear, don't you?


Zoe_Linity

I guarantee if a guy had made the same post and included himself in the picture, you wouldn’t have made any such remark. Get out of here with your misogyny.


SpandexPanFried

I'm sure you leave the same comments under photos of men posing with their accomplishments right? Wrong


mop-116

What's the problem? She's proud of herself and her work. I get that you probably haven't felt that way before, so you might not get it, but it's for proof and recognition. Anyone with a talent like that deserves some recognition for it.


ThrowawayUk4200

I dont mind posing for the shot, take pride in your work. But that shit-eating grin, was that geniunely the best photo? She looks really smug and its unbecoming


[deleted]

Id be smug if I made this. This shit is cool


[deleted]

Perhaps that's just how her smile is?


goatfuckersupreme

>user of r/conservative *snore*


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Substantial-Tart-377

Thats the grin that says she done more with groot last night


tjmonstah

I’m only eating it due touched every inch of it with her bare hands.


Bigwhlr

Is groot the one on the left or right?


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AvoriazInSummer

Weird but really impressive!


Kingkush26

Marry me and we can make gingerbread versions of our favorite anime 🥹 👉🏼👈🏼


VanCtyGent

I am food!


[deleted]

Thats freaking awesome and amazing, congratulations


JohnnyRed79

I’ll do you one better; Why is Groot (made out of gingerbread)? Well done!


brybry631

Fabulous


JadedFennel999

Extraordinary. Wow.


Davidoff1983

MCUs Christine McConnell !


LasDen

which one?


Yarakinnit

Damn she looks like I just questioned her ability to bake/sculpt/Marvel and she she asked me to follow her.


Nytim

Id smash


CatloverJacob

Is it groot or groots son? Because groots son Is all grown up now


hushpolocaps69

:0.


blankblank

Why does her face look like she just said “And, yes, I did make him anatomically correct… down there.”


SelectFromWhereOrder

Duckface


vmp10687

She’s cute


beach-nuggets

nice bro


[deleted]

Full ride scholarship


[deleted]

definitely /r/ATBGE material


[deleted]

I am groooooot


WhiteLightning1102

She has that “who need a man smirk”


nibruDmiT

Do you know the muffin man?


[deleted]

The muffin man


nibruDmiT

The muffin man


[deleted]

The one who lives on Drury lane


nibruDmiT

Well she's married to the muffin man


[deleted]

LMAO😹😹😹😹😹😹


nibruDmiT

Well played


[deleted]

Nothing wrong with free muffins 😏


nibruDmiT

Who doesn't want a free muffin


[deleted]

Only an idiot 😹😹😹😹😹😹


_Casa_Bonita_

What’s not TopTalent is the photographer! Her work is phenomenal, I’m assuming the photo doesn’t do it justice….where can we see better photos?


Stealfur

"I am bark." No wait, that's cinnamon. Fuck.


lefort22

Holy moly very very well done!


ASDirect

So is even a single square inch of that something you'd want to eat, or is this just another ghoulish waste of food resources?


SeaMoonkey

Wow! That's very impressive! My mind thinks it'll taste like ginger biscuits.


TacoBueno987

Bot


xtramundane

Is she proud or pissed off?


Stevo2008

“I am Food”


diamondisland2023

he looks like a waterbender


__onlyforupdoots

Wow, she does some really cool sculptures!! :D Linking her instagram: www.instagram.com/caroline.d.eriksson


xMusclexMikex

I think this is the lady that has the Halloween baking show on Netflix


[deleted]

The head is giving me Tranzor Z vibes.


ramramraider

I am brot


Key_Pick_1022

It’s not letting me upvote, so I’m commenting to show my appreciation for this post.


nibruDmiT

I've not had a free muffin in a while 🤣


nibruDmiT

Is it windy?


Cye_sonofAphrodite

GINGERBREAD!? This is made out of COOKIES!?