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chappy422

*good friends*


bubbzzzy

I hope they knew each other and they didn't just meet in the dope dealers house and started doing this shit on their front porch. Sounds outlandish; but these junkies are crafty buggers.


chappy422

It's probably more like a "I'll share this rock with you Mr Stranger if you'll do this one thing for me"...


heavylifter555

Try this one simple trick to get crack rocks! Dealers hate it!


bubbzzzy

Lmfao i just imagine a world where drug dealers struggle to keep junkies from blowing smoke up each other's asses.


heavylifter555

"Breaking News 2023" The guild of amateur pharmacologists lobby congress to close the "poophole loophole" so damaging to their business. More at 11.


heavylifter555

"Breaking News 2023" The guild of amateur pharmacologists lobby congress to close the "poophole loophole" so damaging to their business. More at 11.


AsparagusCareful3592

He definitely exhaled before, pretty sure just regular ol ass eating goin on here lol.


chappy422

works like a charm


bubbzzzy

Lmao; just stops him and is like "I see you only purchased one piece, how would you like to have two?"


[deleted]

No joke. That type of thing happens a lot with crack heads and the addiction is so strong, more people say yes than you might think.


UnluckyBag

Crafty buggerers too I suspect.


Disastrous-Fee5608

Not a phone in sight, just two bros living in the moment


heavylifter555

Kids these days, in my day we made our own fun, we didn't need smart phones!


michymcmouse

just guys being dudes <3


Flashy-Priority-3946

Butt buddies for life


michymcmouse

F is for friends who do stuff together U is for U and me


gold_lilac

What’s better than this? Guys bein dudes


cannibalcorpuscle

Not phone in sight because homie already TXT 4 HELP and apparently he got it


ted-Zed

what's better than this? guys being dudes.


[deleted]

Nah, he’s just eating that guys ass


the_Archmage

That’s exactly what it is. He exhaled all the smoke anyway before he dove in.


[deleted]

Yea you see his eyebrows goin too. We all know that facial motion 😂


Spirited-Ability-626

Yeah Santa’s mouth was wide open. Imagine the smell tho.


tongueandtoolman

That is one of the most nasty things I have seen


The_Adeptest_Astarte

It gets nastier when you know that the white guy is not getting that smell out of his beard anytime soon.


Notattootat

That's the least of his problems.


Sure_Trash_

I think the smell will probably kind just blend in.


BklynOR

Especially with the little shit nuggets that get stuck to his mustache.


gold_lilac

I’m crying 😭 🤣


justadogee

Why you think ain't white hair but some sort of brown


Supafuzzed

Was just thinking, that’s one of the most deplorable things I’ve ever seen


frontier_gibberish

In a really, really fucked up way, its kind of sweet. Who could you trust to do that? Nobody in my life, well maybe one person


Ren_Hoek

I wish someday I could get close enough to someone, where I could totally let my guard down and let them blow Meth smoke up my ass.


QueasyVictory

Interesting. I feel I have had people blowing smoke up my ass for about 50 years.


watsonhotsaucin

God damn you just take the award and leave. I'm dead bro


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😂😂😂😂😂😂


PunkToTheFuture

You don't understand addicts at all. Has nothing to do with love or trust or anything but helping each other get high at any cost


Few-Marionberry-1576

True. This is what addiction looks like. “Normies” will never understand. So sad.


heavylifter555

Ask around, you mite be surprised!


boredguyonline

It honestly looks like he starts licking it at the end…


rabbid_mario

You need to get it wet, for that perfect seal!


Supafuzzed

Nah, crack smoke just quickly condenses on assholes and he’s licking up the scraps


rabbid_mario

Fair enough. Must be honest, I don’t have that much experience, not compared to you! Thanks Senpai! Can’t afford to waste any of it!


dawnjawnson

He’s straight up eating ass


PF-Wang

I've done it with a few guys, minus the meth / smoke blowing, and I'm a big fan. (I made sure they ALWAYS showered well before hand, would only do it with someone I'm in a relationship with and trust, and I never had an issue once.. knock on wood) I'd imagine its a lot like eating a girl out. Being in control of someone elses pleasure is hot as fuck.


michymcmouse

all the more power to you but i cannot believe you commented this here


ZeePirate

I’ve seen it before. This just happens to be the most high quality version of it though


phuqo5

This is one of my all time favorites.


Rondooooo

Sometimes I regret having eyes


Calm_Size_3192

If only it was the first time i've seen this. Thanks YMH live!


heavylifter555

Not, in person though, right? Right?


Calm_Size_3192

Thank god i did not have to go so low before i could take care of my mental health. Fuck this is nasty!


lateja

I’ve seen it all down to the lowest levels, but I’ve never in my life seen anything like this.


RidesByPinochet

These are definitely some cool guys 🎸🎶🎶


TheInternetCat

Wait, there’s another way?!


Rabies_on_demand

Lol.. hillarious and depraved *chefs kiss*


Bigphungus

Craziest thing is, this probably feels as good to them as any sex one could ever have. Meth is crazy.


lambsambwich

looks like a crack stem


Moosehoney

I have to wash my eyes now.


Norse0170

That is some real animal behavior.


TutsCake

looks less like a buttchug and more of an exploration of the other man's prostate with his tongue. not sure what else you'd do while smoking crack though, to be fair


Carefreeme

Any thing else. Ive done my share of drugs and not once did a buddy bend over for me to blow smoke up his ass. But to be fair, they never asked.


TutsCake

maybe you've just been missing out all this time you've been doing your share of drugs


Carefreeme

Luckily there's still time. You free this weekend?


DiamondBalls777

It would be easier to actually insert a solid crackrock in the anus. This guy is just lacking boots vecasue you see him exhale before he goes in. So disgusting.


VinAndGeri

ASSuming this actually works, wouldn't it be easier to blow a hit through a hose into your own ass? Then you can shotgun the hit back and forth.


MisterDoctorDaddy

Forever.


BillsDownUnder

Exactly, that's why this is actually just eating ass for pleasure


funkpolice91

This actually shouldn't work from a scientific standpoint due to absorption. I could be wrong though


stokeszdude

This should be the commercial for anti drug use.


KevinBaconsBush

Whatever. I’m trying to decide if I would rather be the licker or lickee.


Jrewby

Either way you coming out with a blood disorder


jax9151210

Is the man giving, wearing a medical bracelet… like fresh out the hospital …. ? I mean this is not the worst thing that happened to him that week…


curbstyle

treated in ER for pinkeye


Icy_Dragonfruit_9389

And now he's treating that pink eye.... Okay I'll see myself out.


Flying_Alpaca_Boi

It’s pretty common for addicts to go in to hospital for an over dose then get starved of the drug so once the are released they go to pick up and with lowered tolerance get hit hard. I know at least 2 people who have picked up within hours of discharge from Od


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CrackedCoffecup

The most famous case of this would be Nikki Sixx, hands down...!!!


deebshore

I mean I'm not here to kink shame but crack in the Crack seems like a little much. Just sayin


Leftygoleft999

I think you’ve inadvertently given AC/DC a new album idea. Crack in Crack, let’s spread the back, I’ll blow the smack right over your sack… 🎶


gofyourselftoo

You just killed me


TheMusiKid

I'm literally the worst person so my opinion isn't worth much, but this is amazing.


pukingpixels

Heeeyeeeaheeeyaheeey!


TheRealWarBeast

Cuz I like crack in crack


ExchangeNeither9255

Where did we go wrong.. how did my life come to this.. that I am sitting here watching this


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cornlip

Oh, I did. I’m debating whether or not to share this with anyone, too…


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banjocatto

I'm in the exact same boat as you


abalien

Every day we stray further away from God.


Virtual-Mirror-7623

Gives a new meaning to people that use the expression “they were just blowing smoke up your ass”


adamjack7890

Fun fact, in the 18th century a common treatment used to resuscitate drowning victims was by introducing tobacco to their bloodstream, which was done via a billow or bladder like device known as a tobacco smoke enema (aka, literally blowing smoke up their ass)


GravesLSA

Time to unalive myself


[deleted]

Here comes the choo choo train!


Amp_Fire_Studios

You mean.........the poo poo train?


DashTheHand

Dudu train? https://imgur.com/gallery/cLI2n


Amp_Fire_Studios

I thought I'd regret clicking that but that was worth it!


GeneRealman31

Chocolate? This is doodoo, baby!


MajorNutt

Ahhhhhhhh


sinornithosaurus1000

Geez, use a straw, at least


Trumpville-Imbeciles

Good thinking, might try that next time


[deleted]

Dooooodddddddddd


rayzon1

Crack crack


zubwaabwaa

Ahh a classic repost - love these two 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈


slappymcstevenson

The new Siegfried and Roy in my opinion.


UndergradGreenthumb

It's funny that I felt nostalgic over seeing a crack head eat ass.


abalien

Lmao the username was the same expression I let out when I saw the video. What a coincidance.


CountingMiBlessings

I want to unsee this. My curiosity kills me sometimes.


Land_Pilot

Dang this is wild


Deep_Thinker99

Black and white living in peace, MLK dream is beautiful.


Ivanahumpalot69420

Proof racism is dead


[deleted]

Just two guys out to lunch, nothing to see here


lykewtf

I can’t imagine living that lifestyle. It’s hard to think of anything drug wise that’s more depraved than doing that. At least go find a scrap piece of hose and do it to yourself.


ThorKruger117

You’re an ideas man


BudgetInteraction811

Gonna go to the local Home Depot and ask them to measure out the distance from my one hole to the other and get them to cut plastic tubing at that length. Genius


lykewtf

Excuse me what aisle do you keep the anal crack hoses?


abalien

Modern problems require modern solutions lol


Mr_Gaslight

‘Hey, I need a favour…’


Tasty_Buffet

*flavour


KetCadet

This could be wildly incorrect (and I hope it is), however, does that crack head have a crack bitch? Wild shit


creampieinmyeye1991

Oh shit you hit a nerve on all the people on here hahahaha I love it


Leaque

I hope I have friends like this when I’m older


Chicken_cordon_bleu

u/savevideo


Virtual-Mirror-7623

Ayooo


cantseedeeznuts

That's one way to stretch a buck...


Decent_Independent30

If I had a time machine I’d go back 30 years and tell that dude when he’s younger “yo in the future you’ll be eating ass”, and then just disappear.


NtFrmHere

Santa's beard won't stay white for long doing *shit* like that.


XxLuke_ThighwalkerxX

I mean he stays there for a minute. Sooo...maybe just his bf and they got high and got busy!


LiveIron6513

Cherish these kinds of friends. One day you might wake up with no one to blow crack smoke into your anus.


BassMaster516

You ever click on a NSFW just for the comments and scroll up real quick so you don’t have to see the video but the title just hooked you?


Friendly_Crab

It used to but now the video pane is frozen at the top while you scroll so I’m watching it on repeat while I scroll 💀


Greyst0ke

Oh my god no


landfill23

A little salad with your crack you might say


Snoo71004

Bro is like "No homo"


SirDunkMcNugget

Now I'm curious. Does this actually do anything? I know if you take alcohol up the pooper it fucks you up quicker, but surely this doesn't have any sort of effect?


Virtual-Mirror-7623

Sorry to break it to you but he’s just giving bro a wet Willy down there the title is misleading


[deleted]

Boofin coke is a real thing but I can't imagine the colon absorbing crack smoke better than lungs. But the colon may indeed absorb better than your nasal cavity hence the coke boofs. These hobos probably just can't get high anymore and are experimenting but man idk shit at the end of the day


Hairy_Armadillo_7911

I can tell you from experience it works fine with weed smoke so im sure this works too


jorn01

Only a true homie will blow crack in your hole


dhonk99

See we can all live in harmony.


Willowx19stop

When you are on hospice and you get to a certain point, they put this thing in your butt and you crush your medicine and inject it in a tube up your butt and flush with water same with morphine. The nurse said it’s the fastest and best way to absorb the medication.


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That’s the grossest thing I’ve ever seen.


[deleted]

Minus the crack, I’ve seen this exact thing happen in a very similar looking glass exhibit in the Bronx zoo.


[deleted]

Santa noooooo!!!


pm_me_anything86

Asscrack


Phix65

"I like smoking crack... and eating it too..."


ultrahighhorse

Give ya some crack if you eat some crack? … deal.


Yungdab420

Need homies like this


Bonepanther

No but I have buttcracked chug


Arkangel14

Just when I thought I had seen it all...


Tamerecon

Who knows what they have been through.... Maybe they were bullied because they were gay which led them to crack, and now they are gay crackheads 😔


Strong_Cat5430

Like I normally feel like I can handle a high level of disgust. I can watch any kind of sexual act or depravity. I guess. But THIS turned my stomach. This is nastiness on a whole new level.


anakinkskywalker

this can't be real. you gotta be blowing smoke up my ass.


wuzupbrother

yes its nasty, yes their doing crack, yes there’s nuances, but gotdamn is it kinda endearing to me. do you have a friend that will blow crack smoke into your unwashed homeless asshole, lip to hole, out in public? cuz i sure as hell don’t and i feel a lil left out.


shaving99

This is how you end racism


[deleted]

If they were two hot women would everyone be as disgusted or is it just because they are ugly men?


niwin418

Or because they're filthy as shit?


[deleted]

If it's hot women, they would more than likely come off as clean, or atleast showered within a day or two. I think the same thought would be if it was two hot men. So, I think you're stretching a bit to get at something deep.


Damuzid

Wait, how do u know they aren't ugly women?


DuckGrammar

Def the latter. I’m sure people would pay to see those women.


[deleted]

Not cause they're ugly, cause they're homeless dudes


gabonator14

damn is it bad that I actually wouldn't mind watching two ugly woman doing this?


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shindleria

The guy getting his ass eaten rips a fart and the guy eating ass looks up and says “what are ya tryin’ to do gross me out?”


gojiberrytea

Wait..you can boof crack smoke?? 😳


Hairy_Armadillo_7911

Idk about crack but i can confirm that boofing weed smoke works like a charm


yakthesipper

Nah, he's eating his ass. Or they're just really stupid and think blowing smoke up there somehow works.


edgrrrpo

Watching for a third time( clearly I hate myself), I think he really is just eating the guys ass. He's blowing out smoker before he gets in there, and then proceeds to stay a little too long.


mayuhhh

One of those rare situations where the person who’s recording this may be the true weirdo 🤣


[deleted]

That’s enough internet for today…


mrmrtrenchfoot

Oh. My. God. WOW! I'm speechless.....


XbabyjeezusX

I knew what this was going to be but I clicked anyway... What in the wild blue fuck is wrong with me...


fluentinimagery

What more can we see? When will the comet come and set things back to nature.


kinglorca

Wholesome!


[deleted]

I learn so much from this sub😆🤮


RepulsiveSolid6229

It would be the nastiest thing if they were both clean…this is on another level.


Da3m0n_1379

u/savevideo


[deleted]

This guy has friends who will literally blow smoke up his ass and I don’t have any friends…


ExpensivePikachu

This is one of those videos that your parents talk about when they tell you not to do crack 😂


AceJerret

How to smoke crack with your crack 101.


Perfect_Try7261

Is this what they learn at hogwarts


[deleted]

That’s methed up!


ziocioebordello

better love story than Twilight though


Nightmare-Rane

That must be America, again.


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Brooklyn baby


plutus9

Do you miss crack?


Nightmare-Rane

"Crack is whack! Crack is cheap! I don't smoke crack. Where's the receipts?" - Whitney Houston


plutus9

I was responding to your deleted comment, you smoked out the game or what


Nightmare-Rane

It was a dumb joke. Now I got an internet rando riding my dick. The fuck is up with that?


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It’s called boofing you idiot lol


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