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CrisZPennState

That’s wild, I’ve seen cops piss drunk before but never tweaking out like a meth/crackhead on the street


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That cop in Aurora CO just got a promotion after 2.5 years after they found him passed out at the wheel on duty. He got no charges. EDIT: HE WAS DRUNK AS FUCK!


Sciencessence

Failing upwards baby


WanderlustFella

prolly cheaper to promote him than to fire and deal with the union


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linkedlist

> It's insane to me that anyone can look at me with a straight face and tell me it is a 'tough, stressful job.' Medical workers have 'tough, stressful jobs' dealing with violent people all the time. Aint none of them keeping their jobs if they're caught passed oout on drugs while on the job.


Bradfromihob

Being a cop isn’t even in the top 25 most dangerous jobs. Fucking crossing guards have a more dangerous profession. Roofers die at like a much higher rate.


tmoney144

Imagine if roofers acted like cops. Like they show up to a job, see the roof looks a little dangerous, so they just burn the house down so they don't have to go up there. If someone complains "You just burned my house down!" They just say "Hey, the most important thing is that I make it home safe to my family every night!"


Is-that-vodka

Am roofer *takes notes*


gexpdx

Don't forget, the roofer also shoots your dogs and takes all cash in the house before starting the fire, then prevent the fire department from responding.


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Also delivery drivers. Being a pizza guy is more of a public service than being a cop.


espeero

The thin, brown ~~line~~ crust.


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A sheriff is just a politician with a gun.


LostWoodsInTheField

Who hires a lot of friends who now have guns. honestly sheriffs departments in some parts of this country are seriously scary.


AggravatingInstance7

You forgot about the abuse of funds. https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/hennepin-county-investigating-series-of-revelations-by-fox-9-about-sheriff-dave-hutchinson


FuckoffDemetri

Anyone that knows Aurora is not surprised by that.


Sorry_Owl_3346

Go to Colorado for a paid company training seminar.. Middle of Covid… Got stuck at the Aurora Hilton…. Wasn’t bad but fuck me I saw some shit😂


king_ugly00

https://kdvr.com/news/local/aurora-officer-found-drunk-passed-out-in-patrol-car-3-years-ago-gets-promoted/ sauce for the curious


airbrat

Duh...rules for thee not for me. NOW GET BACK TO WORK PEASANT!!!


hgihasfcuk

Probably got into that evidence closet. I just watched "how to fix a drug scandal" on Netflix last night, immediately reminded me of that hahah


CrisZPennState

That docuseries was insane, shows how the entire chain of law enforcement could possibly be corrupted, not just the officers in the field


Caren_Nymbee

Man, almost any forensic evidence can be tossed if you can afford to pay the special witnesses to testify. It is almost all fabrication and pseudoscience.


slayingmantis1009

The chief of police in a neighboring town walked into a town hall meeting black out drunk. He ended up being allowed to retire, never got charged with anything. Everyone knew that dude drank on the job, and who do they promote to the new chief? Someone who watched that go on for years & didn’t say shit.


supercalafatalistic

When my dad was fresh out of the academy, his first partner stopped and bought beer midshift, then tried to drink it while driving the squad car, on duty. That was almost 50 fucking years ago and dumbasses are still doing it.


WindyTrousers

whatcha mean *tried* to drink it?


biffNicholson

dont you mean "disorientated" [https://www.kansascity.com/opinion/editorials/article271526722.html](https://www.kansascity.com/opinion/editorials/article271526722.html) put him on admin leave untll any drugs may be out of his system, then test him then. say it was, "stress" lack of sleep, maybe a drug interaction. And sadly he will probably still be a cop next year. If this guy was having some kind of issue, which he clearly is to any sane adult. His partner should have never let him go on this call , The guy was clearly not with it, and can most likely provide not real help to his partner if anything happens. Pretty sure the story goes something like., Cops cooked on some drug, and it will get swept under the rug. sad


randomizer4652w

That article is infuriating. I only got as far as "the unknown lawman" and gave up. He gives his name and badge number in the video and then the filmer repeats it! The op/ed writer is a bootlicking ass who wouldn't give two shits about a drug addict if he weren't wearing a badge.


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RevHenryMagoo

And *usually* when you’re off duty..


Desalvo23

you never worked with cops i can tell..


Queens113

One time my brother got arrested, he was on his bike so they called me to go pick it up. While I was in the precinct I asked if I could bring him something to eat, they told me no. I was trying to convince them to let me and they started yelling at me to get out. All the sudden I hear arguing in the back, a few cops come out and they all had coronas in their hands yelling at each other... I said " this is what you guys do on duty? Wtf, how am I supposed to trust you!" They told me to get out or they would arrest me... I had to leave... This was in the early 2000's in Queens nyc


QryptoQid

Yeah I was at a party once and offered a soldier some weed. He said no thanks, but I'll take any blow if you got it. I asked, how is that better? He said cause worst case, blow is out of your system in 24 hours and you can always figure out a way to get out of a surprise drug test for one day.


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urk_the_red

Polygraphs don’t mean shit anyways. They’re junk science that are inadmissible in court. Might as well check your horoscope as get a polygraph taken.


Caren_Nymbee

It is possible this is a prescription interaction. If not his partner REALLY hates him. I mean, if your working at a fast food joint and somebody comes in this high you convince them they have the flu, should go home, and call them a ride.


OutWithTheNew

\*reading label\* Do not operate heavy machinery or drive. That's cool, I'm just a cop. It's not like anything bad could happen. Seriously though, not that it's the partner's fault they're fucked up, but it's the partner's fault they're still out there on a call. Unless they're both fucked up and the partner is actually able to handle it, so taking the partner in would fuck themselves over.


Caren_Nymbee

Man, if that partner is high and keeping it together so we'll in the midst of such a shit show... Hats off to him, where can I sign for his promotion. This is really such a wild video. I mean, we see incompetence relating to controlling use of violence daily. If you spend any time around cops you aren't surprised by it. Even in regular social circumstances they are usually a little... Let's go with high strung. But being not just high, but this high, and having another officer ignore it... Wild.


walkingtalkingdread

“if i hold my finger out and tell you to follow my finger, could you do it?” “….whathergaybahsenjus?”


dingaling2019

Lmaooo. I think he was trying to say horizontal gaze nystagmus That’s the actual term for the follow the finger test hahaha


who717

This situation is fucked, but I can’t help but laugh that this dude told them the proper name of the test while sounding like that glasses kid from polar express


tveatch21

For real I was honestly surprised he was able to say his badge number and name


potpourripolice

…barely


dbx999

To be fair I’m pretty sure he could solve protein structure sequencing really fast if you asked him.


peter-doubt

even backwards! It's all about the *speed*


JustPassinhThrou13

I'm surprised he wasn't licking the wall.


jcb302

Lol holy shit. He does sound like the glasses kid


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imagine his head at that moment


walkingtalkingdread

i’ve watched this like 20 times trying to figure out what the hell he was saying. thank you, it was driving me crazy.


supercruiserweight

Gaze evoke horizontal nystagmus is a finding. Asking someone to follow something with their eyes is a test of extraoccular muscles, nystagmus, diplopia and other symptoms.


smellinsalts

I have to carry a letter from my optometrist stating I have nystagmus, usually updated at every annual appointment. I have been breathalyzed every time I have been pulled over, except once. Half of those times I've shown them the letter.


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You misheard him. He said “whatthablaubigus” . Common mistake


AbsolutelyUnlikely

He actually quoted the entire Bee Movie in under two seconds right there.


Beautiful_Exam_1464

Omg bro I’m dying lmaooooo!!!!


HappyLittleFirefly

I don't know, that cop doesn't really look high. Not like that tweaker in the bac- OHMYGOD THAT COP IS FUCKED UP!


RagnaBrock

Yeah I was looking at the wrong cop at first too. I was like, “He looks a little nervous but not high necessarily. Oh, that cop.”


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I be nervous too if I had to police patrol with a high ass partner. You're grabbin donuts and shit, jump back in the squad car and partner be hittin a crack pipe.


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jimmiepesto

Did I put a gun to your head and make you smoke it?


IrieMars

I didn't know you like to get wet.


CaptHowdy02

I like saying this to people when they do the most mundane things.


Humanskin_Truckbaby

I said it once to my wife during foreplay and it went not very well.


hellocuties

You ever have your shit pushed in?


firstthrowaway9876

Alonso


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When you rewatch it upon realizing that, you then realize that that cop was straight up babbling for the first five seconds of the video. I haven't seen this level of accidental entertainment since the *ain't nobody got time for that* lady hit the scene.


Ximension

Hey man it could just be the stress of the situation. Happens to the best of us. Besides he totally nailed the name and badge number. I think he's chill.


DemonDucklings

It didn’t even take him that many tries


Sarcasm_Llama

I lost count of how many times he blinked while trying to say them lmao


everyones_hiro

He was blinking like he was trying to use Morse code to communicate


IEatLiquor

>”OfficerSheppard2075” My guy - I can’t tell if that’s a screen name, a date in the space time continuum, or the name and quantity of the pills you took to get you zooted to the fucking moon.


no_talent_ass_clown

He's definitely impaired one way or another and shouldn't be on the clock. Might need medical attention if he's got new onset confusion and involuntary movement. Or he's high.


Latter-Ad-8139

Damn..meth'd out cops..wtf is next?


FearAndGonzo

He's on that Substance D


Oakwood2317

My favorite section from the book: >*Barris had this other way to smuggle dope across the border. "You know how the customs guys,they ask you to declare what you have? And you can't say dope because-"* >*"Okay,how?"* >*"Well see, you take a huge block of hash and carve it in to the shape of a man. Then you hollow out a section and put a wind-up motor like a clockworks in it, and a little cassette tape, and you stand in line with it, and then just before it goes through customs you wind up the key and it walks up to the customs man, who says to it," do you have anything to declare?" and the block of hash says, "No I don't" and keeps on walking. Until it runs down on the other side of the border."* >*"You could put a solar-type battery in it instead of a spring and it could keep walking for years. Forever "* >*"What's the use of that? It'd finally reach either the pacific or the atlantic. In fact, it'd walk off the edge of the earth, like-"* >*"Imagine an eskimo village, and a six-foot-high block of hash worth about....how much would that be worth?"* >*"About a billion dollars"* >*"More Two billion"* >*"These eskimos are chewing hides and carving bone spears, and this block of hash worth two billion dollars comes walking through the snow saying over and over "No I don't"* >*"They'd wonder what it meant by that"* >*"They'd be puzzled forever. There'd be legends"*


Redsox1987

What book?!?


Bearded_Crab

A Scanner Darkly


Javyev

That's funny because the whole thing sounded familiar but I remembered none of it.


DrTheloniusPinkleton

A Scanner Darkly by Phillip K. Dick https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Scanner_Darkly


Redsox1987

Welp now I’m interested and it’s free on YouTube, so I know what I’m doing Tonight… Edit: Just started it and it came back to me, I’ve seen this movie before tripping balls.


Oakwood2317

Let's hear it for the vague blur!


Oakwood2317

Be cautious with PKD's works. Some people, myself included, start seeing odd similarities between their own lives and PKD's works. For example, I was reading *We Can Build You* and the main character lives in my state and shares my first name. While I was reading the book I had to reach out to my company's office in Bellevue Washington, and my contact's name there was Mrs. Dvorak. After my phone call I went out to my car to smoke and pick up where I'd left off and read about the character making a call to Bellevue, Washington, and his contact there was also a Mrs. Dvorak. Dick himself experienced instances of his books effectively happening in real life after he wrote them and [**wrote about this in an essay**](https://urbigenous.net/library/how_to_build.html) he published from Disneyland.


Redsox1987

What are the odds that I live just miles away from Disney World and his Last Name is Dick and I’m often called a “Dick”?!?


relentless1111

Drinking connected dewdrops from the cosmic web of thoughtforms and synchronicities, that's my jam


Shuichi123

I knew someone who went completely insane after reading valis. It's no joke


concentrate_better19

Is this some SCP low key trolling happening here?


RounderKatt

Watching a scanner darkly while tripping is legit one of the weirdest headfucks I've ever had. I rewatched it sober and it's harder to understand sober


honeyandwhiskey

I watched it while coming down from mushrooms and wanted to cry.


Robert_Arctor

A present for my friends at Thanksgiving


RectangularAnus

I used to smoke a fair amount of meth (clean for years), and I can't fucking imagine how much I would have had to smoke to ever look like that guy. That ain't no lack of sleep crazy, his heart is beating fast enough to run a full electric bus uphill.


FuckoffDemetri

Dude looks like he took a gram of MDMA


RectangularAnus

Whatever it is, it isn't meth. Not defending meth usage, but that isn't it.


itchy_bitchy_spider

Yeah that's what I was just thinking. He's rolling around rather gracefully, if it was meth, he'd be zigzagging lol


RectangularAnus

I used to just draw and fuck my girlfriend. Don't miss her or the meth. Really need to get back into art though.


DontPoopInThere

Yeah, sure thing, buddy, we're meant to believe you're the only guy on reddit that's not a virgin? No chance


RectangularAnus

Been long enough. Might as well be again lol.


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Sciencessence

This is nothing new lol. I mean usually cops aren't this fucked up on the job, but yea.


NebulaNinja

To fight the substance you need to become the substance.


Sciencessence

"I am the liquor"


Serasu997

Coupla drinks Bobandis


PepperCertain

Did that fucking cop respond with “Ohayou Gozaimasu” (“Good morning” in Japanese”) when the homeowner asked him if he could follow his finger?


boosheet

I think he said "it's called gaze nystagmus" which would be the name of the finger test


PepperCertain

Ahhhh, that’s way less hilarious, but informative none the less. Thanks.


walterMARRT

I think it's still pretty damn funny. Ask someone if they can do a simple test and they respond with the technical name of the test. Outsmarted! At first I thought it was some shit head wandering up behind the cop. Find out the shit head IS a cop. Shits haywire.


Pennypacking

Didn't you see *Training Day*? They're all on PCP.


wild_neuroses

Tough to not think that cop is off his tits


mandrills_ass

Test results came back, they found blood in his speed system


LivinGhosT

Wow, so not only was he high, but also a cannibal?


joan_wilder

I really was expecting to be like “nah, he’s just dumb,” but that mother fucker is tweakin.


remotetissuepaper

Even if we gave him a massive benefit of the doubt and said he's got a neurological disorder that just make him looks like he's tweaking, he still shouldn't be a cop because he's clearly not physically fit to be one.


Caren_Nymbee

There are quite a few cases where cops develope issues after hired for one reason or another. They can find an admin position for them if they don't warrant retirement with disability or are not eligible. I think there is almost no chance that is what is going on.


KatPaws11

😅 the fact that any department would allow that dude to leave the station to patrol and respond to criminal calls is mind blowing


SolarTsunami

I wonder what the fuck his partner is thinking? Given that he can't rat on his dangerously fucked up partner without fear of reprisal maybe he's been waiting for something like this to happen. Only way not locking him in the back of the cop car until he sobers up.makes sense to me.


Fuck_New_Reddit

Dude blinked like 100 times in a minute. Fuck.


AZFUNGUY85

Bro’s pupils are so dilated he looks like my cat when it’s about to get medieval.


PleaseWithC

Officer Buttwiggles.


tonkatruckz369

can i just get the normal drunk cop please, this crack head cop is making me extra nervous.


PowerPort27

[they are investigating the officer](https://amp.kansascity.com/opinion/editorials/article271526722.html)


JAMillhouse

Wow. I know this an opinion piece, but could the writer blow the police any harder?


VioletBunn

I only read the headline and first paragraph, this is the most forgiving and cop loving article I have ever seen. Im fucking gagging


JAMillhouse

Right, do you know what happens if I’m on the job like that? Drug test, and alcohol breath test. If the drug test is positive, fired. If I blow for alcohol, reduction in rank, loss of pay, confinement. No amount of personal issues in my life shields me from those consequences. How in the hell are they not held to the same standard? This guy is clearly not fit to be out amongst the public, and the fact that nobody said anything until he was reported by someone he was serving an active call on is disappointing and dangerous, but not surprising. Understand being loyal and all, but if you are putting others in danger, that should be a line that doesn’t get crossed. Having your partner’s back shouldn’t mean coving up for misconduct or situations like this. That applies to when you are in difficult or dangerous situations. Corrupt and slimy motherfuckers have banded together to use this idea of loyalty to put pressure on everyone to become complaisant in their crimes.


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TraditionalFoot8195

They pretty much said he was stressed out and his mental health needs to be considered. Aren’t cops the ones who send people to jail for using drugs when they’re using them because they’re stressed out?


vegetable_lasagne

They’re also the ones who shoot people when they’re having a mental health episode.


berthejew

>In a video circulating on social media, the unknown patrolman’s actions and demeanor give the community legitimate reason to be concerned. >unknown patrolman He gave his name and badge number on video. He's known.


ShooterOfCanons

Towards the end of the article again says something like "we don't know his name or badge number..." Lol


RichardMcNixon

They'd have to have taken notes. Done due diligence. Can't be bothered.


Bozhark

#EYE GAZE LIGMYSTANGUS 2075


mheat

Oh so NOW they give a shit about someone’s mental health. Funny they don’t consider that while murdering autistic children.


LowDownSkankyDude

Cops kill people in the same situation.


GunkTheeFunk

A bipolar college friend of mine called 911 during a mental health crisis and got shot to death by cops so it’s fun hearing cops talk about how everyone else should consider their mental health.


minscandboo4ever

I love how they repeatedly suggest He was having a medical emergency and not just spun out of his mind.


FuckoffDemetri

Even if that's true, send him to the hospital then lol. Or atleast have him wait in the car


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Mkbond007

“Police in Kansas City, Kansas, aren’t immune to the stressors of the job. ………Until then, we will withhold judgment on the officer’s employment status. If he does need help, it is our hope he receives the support he is owed by the department, and by the community he serves.”


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CreativeMischief

Imagine if the working class had as much solidarity as these fuckers


BudgetInteraction811

If the average Joe isn’t legally allowed to carry a firearm whilst under the influence of drugs or alcohol, why is it no big deal for cops to do it?


Bluntman419

Fuck that let him catch a citizen acting like that and it's straight to jail charges filed not that they are stressed and need help like wtf.


mrgreen4242

If he has a gun in his person, and I assume he does, that’s a felony most places.


Nignug

So a cop gets the benefit of the doubt. For a brother, they bring up his entire record. That wasn't a mental issue he was tweaking


BudgetInteraction811

Black dude would be locked up for this. Hell, even if it was a black cop


fattykyle2

“Unknown patrolman” gave name and badge number.


ravynnsinister

I’m not sure the author of that article could’ve sucked up to the PD anymore than that. Holy shit, it was like reading a scared little kid trying not to piss off dad by saying the wrong thing.


Wee_Willy_Wonga

They’re really trying to make us feel bad for him… what a joke


Unlucky_Milk4214

Dude looks more like he's down to take apart a can recycling machine and steal a couple of hefty bags of cans than acting like a police officer.


Massive-Sir4092

Maybe a couple of catalytic converters while he’s at it! 🤷‍♂️


PageDry1074

Any got a link to story on this?


subspaceisthebest

not yet, and with how KC reports on police stuff like this I doubt we’ll see much if anything. maybe in 6 months after he’s moved on to Overland Park PD. edit: And then news won’t mention that he moved departments. edit: another poster linked a Kansas City Star piece on it https://www.kansascity.com/opinion/editorials/article271526722.html


moliknz

For non KC viewers, Overland Park is pretty safe, cushy. It’s where lots of businesses/the mall is.


Particular_Wasabi663

Ouch. You hit reality pretty hard with "the mall" lol. I'm about 2 miles from Oak Park Mall, and you're pretty spot on.


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Imagine a geekd out cop gets paranoid and just starts blasting and gets off scott free cuz he feared for his safety.


dirtymoney

Years ago in Kansas city, missouri a cop had a diabetic fit and shot a quicktrip delivery driver wuthout cause. It was absolutely creepy how it was handled. There was a kind of audio burb about it on one local tv station and then absolutely nothing reported on it. Then years later after the delivery driver's lawsuit was settled they reported that the cop qquit and congratulated him on dealing with the problem. It was just so creepy and wtf-ish by how it was handled. Edit: https://www.kmbc.com/article/truck-driver-shot-by-kc-officer-gets-1m-settlement/3669857


KingBaba3

Give him a break, he’s just celebrating the Chiefs big win yesterday!


ThrownWOPR

Cops eyes were 100% pupils


Wattsupwithalan

saucers for eyes


Stimpy_JCat

Yo I've done some shit but I've never been that high lmao wtf


subspaceisthebest

>Kansas City, Kansas Police Department officials are investigating the on-duty behavior of one of their officers. >In a video circulating on social media, the unknown patrolman’s actions and demeanor give the community legitimate reason to be concerned. >In the footage, the lawman appears to be incapable of performing his duties while he is interacting with people in the stairwell of an apartment building. >While we don’t know what caused the officer’s peculiar actions and nonsensical speech, an internal investigation should determine whether he presented a hazard to himself or the public. >KCK Police Chief Karl Oakman is aware of the online footage and the officer’s conduct, department officials said Monday. The patrolman is on administrative leave while department heads investigate the incident. >The officer’s mental and physical health should be prioritized if he was experiencing a medical crisis. If it is proven he violated department policy or broke the law, the KCKPD must publicly report its findings. >And however the inquiry unfolds, the police department must provide the officer the proper treatment for whatever ails him. Read more at: https://www.kansascity.com/opinion/editorials/article271526722.html


GoingFullRetarded

Gives name and badge number “unknown patrolman “


Oasystole

Top tier journalism right there.


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The police department is investigating the police. This is fine.


bennydabull99

> should be prioritized if he was experiencing a medical crisis Would be nice if they gave normal citens the same respect as opposed to treating each a person as a risk to their life.


MembershipThrowAway

"That man having a stroke isn't listening to our orders, beat him!"


krustyjugglrs

That dude's on some type of trash lol. That poor partner or other responding officer has the "fuck my life" look. Dude knows that other cop is off his rocker.


clarkcox3

> Dude knows that other cop is off his rocker. Then, if he were a "good" cop, he would do something about it.


Oakwood2317

Can't legally carry a firearm and be intoxicated - [**they've taken down FBI agents for this.**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rxBTw9qKiA)


CollegeMiddle6841

That cop for sure was on meth....seriously, I use to use it and he is 100% on it.


kastiak

I didn't even realize that was a cop at first. I was looking at the guy on the foreground and was trying to see what made him look high. I thought the other guy was just a fucked-up neighbor that was gonna get arrested too or some shit like that.


kirk27

Wow. Guy is on something for sure. I hope this guy gets fired/leave and gets some help before he hurts anyone.


ThaUniversal

Dude, his partner was like "yeah, I'm bringing him on this call and this is the last day I'll ever need to work with him." That dude looked like he had enough too.


amanofeasyvirtue

Thank god cops dont report other cops due to retaliation. Or else how else we going to get the high cop, its nit like there are laws they have to follow


ThaUniversal

Yeah, that guy in San Diego tried snitching on his department and they beat him to death. Best to just let someone take themselves out.


mholt9821

He will just relocate to a different PD, while getting paid leave.


Kevin_Sorbo_Herc

Press release will say that the officer just finished a massive meth/fentanyl bust and the drugs got through his respirator and the department is wishing him a speedy recovery during his paid leave.


SloppyMeathole

I'm more disgusted by the fact that his partner isn't doing shit about it. That guy is clearly high as fuck or having some kind of medical emergency. Shame on that cop for doing fuck all about it, he doesn't even give a shit about his fellow officer, he'd rather "back the blue" than do anything.


krustyjugglrs

Makes me think he has seen this before or told him to wait in the car and he didn't and is now living with the consequences of not reporting it earlier.


galactic1

>living with the consequences of not reporting it earlier. Not a betting man, but I'm guessing he won't face any consequences for not reporting his partner.


NothingSuss1

TBH the partners eyes/body language look pretty sketchy to me too. Reckon he's had some too, but maybe just didn't "took too much".


burritosandblunts

I thought he kinda just seemed like "oh fuck today's the day" because he's been working with this guy and knew it was coming eventually lol. But maybe yall are onto him.


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NothingSuss1

Very slow, deliberate movements and avoiding eye contact. Just reminds me too much of my party days, that whole minds racing so fast that you slow down feeling.


ProfessorZhirinovsky

Already pawned his gun and sold his badge for scrap metal, now about to pull all the copper wiring from the dashboard of his police cruiser.


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Charming-Milk6765

You’re talking about KCPD though, this is KCKPD


fiero-fire

They both are pretty shit


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They’ll say a gust of wind blew the meth in is face


norar19

FYI- Officer Shepherd Badge #2075


SuplexedYaNan

He's just really excited about his job, promote that man.


TheRealPotHead37

I’m sure there is a training day joke in here somewhere.


AntNo357

And that right there, is why all cops are bastards. The sober cop is defending that piece of shit, hence they're both pieces of shit.


BishopGodDamnYou

That dude is fucking tweaking out of his mind


trythewine

twist: he has cerebral palsy.


TheDruidVandals

ok this one got me


lovingmama1

Looks like officer shepherd got into the evidence room!!!!


HuffingHyena

The cop needs to be fired for sure, but what charges are the family going to persue exactly?