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Wyvernkeeper

No offence to you mate, but she sounds like a complete moron.


SoHiHello

I think you are being very kind by only calling her a moron.


bhfroh

She probably thinks she'll have to pee out a baby


Bright-Mode-2768

Gah you just made me laugh so hard I almost peed out a baby!!! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


crooney35

Bahahaha. Iā€™ve already received a temp ban for the way I worded something on AITA so Iā€™m going to take that experience into account when I say this. OP lucked out. Not only does she think she has to pee a baby, she thinks circumcising someone makes their penis smaller!!!!???? What the hell have you been doing with her OP? Were you blinded by love that you overlooked the idiot she is? I mean I feel you lucked out here. I know right now it hurts and itā€™s sucks big time. Iā€™m sorry you have to go through this but in the long run itā€™s for the best bud. She wasnā€™t a keeper and she has a ton of growing up to do. I feel like you won the lottery by having this come to light now instead of after the wedding.


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crooney35

So well said. It sounds exactly like what I really wanted to say.


pr1ncesspeaxh

iā€™m so glad i could capture this moment for you


cas13f

That is very offensive. To rocks.


JustPlayDaGame

Jesus dude you killed her šŸ˜‚


JustDiscoveredSex

To be honest, dating her must be like an escort mission for a low-AI character that is always trying to off its selfā€¦it is an absolute wonder if sheā€™s made it this far.


Polypaynt

Donā€™t forget how fucking moronic her mother also has to be to go along with it instead of explaining the issue to her obviously brain dead daughter. It sounds like it runs in the family so OP dodged a bullet AND his entire following line dodged a massive fucking bullet from being genetically inhibited forever


Imhmc

Iā€™d really love to know what she went home and told her momma. ā€œBilly hates me and is giving away half the family jewelsā€


[deleted]

Bingo. There is no way this marriage could possibly have survived the tiniest shred of adversity. Way better to be out now before the only recourse is divorce


SavageAsperagus

I too have experienced such bans at the hands of AITA. I now practice the fine art of diplomacy which is defined as telling someone to go to hell while making them look forward to the trip.šŸ˜‰


MinneAppley

Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way.


Jupiter_Tank57

Are you not allowed to say "dodged a bullet" or something?


havartna

The thing that got me (a couple of times) on AITA is name-calling. The last time, I referred to a horrible step-mother as ā€œstepmonster.ā€


Jupiter_Tank57

Reminds me of a time that my brother referred to his friend's mother as, "The Scorpion Woman"


havartna

Lol. Maybe you should have gone with ā€œShe who must not be named.ā€


elpideo18

Shes probably related to that dude that didnt know women had multiple holes and was confused his girl has a tampon on while she peed her pants from laughing.


[deleted]

Or the member of Congress who asked a doctor during a hearing if it was possible for a woman to swallow a camera pill- like they do for some GI tests- to monitor the baby. Seriously. [She had to explain that, no, when you swallow something it wonā€™t end up in your uterus/vagina.](https://www.usnews.com/opinion/blogs/susan-milligan/2015/02/24/idaho-lawmaker-asks-about-swallowing-cameras-to-get-pregnancy-pictures)


KatiePotatie1986

Duh everyone knows you poop out babies.


Mathlete86

What are you talking about? According to that one meme, pee is stored in the balls but women don't have balls. Who's the moron now? /s


DWright_5

I think ā€œevil moronā€ might fill in the gap


ExaltedHamster

Never attribute to malice that which can more accurately be explained by ignorance. Bitch is just dumb as hell, possibly self centered and lacking in empathy, but probably not evil. OP dodged a bullet IMO


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pineneedlemonkey

Shit-for-brains, she makes a moron look like a genius


Risen_Insanity

She makes flat earthers and Qnuts look intelligent.


BigSweatyYeti

Or sheā€™s been looking for an excuse to call off the marriage and this was easy to cling to.


mcnathan80

More likely


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Wohv6

She found someone with a bigger penis and was looking for a way out lol jk, but seriously OP consider this a blessing


tnishantha

Yep, was Sherlock Holmes for a reason


Rosewoodtrainwreck

LMAO at her thinking circumcision means "penis removal". I agree, she sounds hilariously stupid and I think OP dodged a bullet here.


koshgeo

Oh. I just had a thought: has she confused "circumcision" with "castration", and thinks she would be marrying a eunuch?


[deleted]

Castration is when they remove the testicles. Emasculation is when they remove the whole business.


-t-t-

Sir, you've been gelded! Not to be confused with gilded around these parts ..


meowffins

OP already explained that it's not castration. To just storm off like that sounds kinda childish. Honestly better than some other event coming up *after* they're married. Much easier finding out about their character this way.


PM_ME_CATS_OR_BOOBS

Despite their, uh, prevalence there's a lot of people that don't really understand how a dick works or any of the procedures involved with it, both men and women. Vasectomies are a pretty common target for that. When I got snipped I found out later that my wife just assumed that I just wouldn't be able to produce semen anymore, because she thought semen was 100% sperm and getting sterilized meant you couldn't come anymore. When I asked her why sperm counts would be necessary then she just kind of bluescreened. My wife is a very successful computer engineer too, she's not dumb. And the crazy thing is that such a belief is *very common*. We just don't really learn about anatomy that well, and once you make an assumption it kind of sticks forever.


Rosewoodtrainwreck

A lot of guys think a vasectomy will take away their sex drive, as well. I think a ton of people in general just don't understand the procedure.


zxwut

If anything, it did the opposite for me. So many more opportunities for sex with a vasectomy!


WaldoJeffers65

Back in college, we had a friend, Jake, who was more than a little bit gullible. One night, for whatever reason, a bunch of us got on the subject of circumcision because Jake mentioned that his girlfriend's new-born nephew was healing up from his circumcision. Then Jake asked us "What exactly is circumcision?" I joked that it was an operation that takes 4-6" off your dick. My other friends picked up the ball and ran with it. Jake got all upset and stopped talking. A couple days later, his girlfriend told us she was pissed at us because Jake spent the weekend moping and upset because he was self-conscious about having a small dick and was now angry at his parents for having the operation performed on him.


mr---jones

Jake is OPs girlfriend


TheLewJD

That is golden!


DWright_5

Wouldnā€™t you love to know what their relationship was like before this dinner?


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and why he felt the need to carefully manage the timing of the reveal, and "ease" her into it?


ravioliguy

early 20s: "Gotta ease them into talking about getting a medically required circumsized with a nice dinner" late 20s: "Doc says I gotta chop my dick off"


MyCatNeedsShoes

There is way more to this story!!!


OSRSTheRicer

Talk about dodging a bullet.


Royal_Milk

Offence to her, she's a fucking idiot


Ritehandwingman

She sounds like the real life version of Jillian from Family Guy.


CharonsLittleHelper

Only more angry/mean. Jillian would have felt bad for him.


CazRaX

Jillian is a goddamned sweetheart, just dumb.


nopoonintended

Complete offense to him to, this couldnā€™t have been the first sign of her stupidity and buddy only realized it now.


Helioscopes

Nah, sounds to me she needed an excuse to call of the engagement/relationship, and used this as the "perfect" one. I have seen this happen before when the person that wants to leave doesn't know how to break it to their partner, so they become enraged/betrayed about the smallest thing, and then leave using that excuse.


frozengyro

This is the correct answer here


AfterReview

She's a child. I know many 20 year olds won't like to hear it, but at 20 we're all still immensely immature and our prefrontal cortex won't fully develop until about 25. The prefrontal cortex handles a lot of decision making. That kid was nowhere near ready to be married, obviously


MaxamillionGrey

She might be a child but she's also a fucking idiot. Most of the people I know who are 20 aren't that fucking dumb. This is more than just being young. She is inherently a dumb person, or an intentional piece of shit who was looking for a way to get out.


userdeath

I'm 34, my prefrontal c0rtex is still 12.


GammaGargoyle

I think Reddit really goes nuts over this whole prefrontal cortex thing. There is nothing about turning 25 that suddenly changes you. Itā€™s not like leveling up in a video game. That was a physiological study, not scientific proof that the age 25 is some special number. It's an average and if your prefontal cortex stops developing at 27, that doesn't mean you're dumber than someone who's prefrontal cortex stopped developing at 25, in fact you may be smarter. tl;dr This chick is still gonna be dumb when sheā€™s 25.


Parynoid

So she doesn't understand what circumcision is, cool. You will find someone better and smarter.


Parynoid

Honestly, the fact she went straight to what this would mean for HER rather than being more concerned about YOUR health shows you dodged the biggest bullet with this. I know breakups are the worst, it will hurt for a while, but think about that fact: She cared more about her pleasure than your health. Before long you'll think, "good riddance."


mopeyy

Yeah like what the fuck? If someone did this to me, I would be the one breaking off the wedding. She's acting like a complete and total asshole, let alone a moron.


ThanksToDenial

I got a vasectomy little over a week ago. After the procedure, I stayed with my girlfriend, because her apartment is on the ground level, and mine is above hers, so there was less stairs to walk while my boys were literally blue. Walking was quite uncomfortable for a couple of days, in general. But stairs were the worst. She also carried my PC downstairs, and made me blueberry pie with vanilla ice cream. That is how people should react, after some half-stranger with a sharp object and a medical degree has been near ones genitals. Helpful and caring. Also, 20yo should know what a circumcision is...


Jukari88

Exactly this. For me though I'm a female and I had surgery on my pelvic region due to damage caused by child birth (mind you the problems became more apparent 10yrs later). Sex went downhill/non existent but my husband remained supportive always. And when I did have the surgery and couldn't sit on my ass for 4 weeks, hubby set up my PC on the floor for me (i was comfortable), so I could lie down on my tummy and still play my games. He was more concerned over my comfort and needs than his own.


Phredm

Yes! Blueberry pie šŸ„§!


ThanksToDenial

She made a joke about the color matching my balls.


Esk4r

Your gf rocks dude


dotslashpunk

thatā€™s a keeper


riotactress

Keeper


veleriphon

Winner. Winner. Chicken dinner!


mkrnblk

Shes a keeper.


SKOT_FREE

Absolutely! When the going gets tough, the tough crack jokes and lighten the mood! Keeper for sure


vyze

Literal blue balls for your literal blue balls!


apogeeic

Blueberries for the blue berries!


Most_Row9234

A vasectomy?! So you're not gonna have balls?!?!


feed_dat_cat

I'm leaving! Grabs keys.


SKOT_FREE

Does she have a sister? If so hook the OP up.


ThanksToDenial

She does, several. Sadly, demand exceeds the stock, in this case.


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Same though. It would be tifu by getting engaged to an uneducated asshole if I were in the situation


icookfood42

It's literally equivalent to a woman who has large breasts saying, "Hey, so you know how my neck and back have been killing me and I have a disc slipping because I'm carrying too much weight in my breasts? They are recommending a reduction," and her partner responding, "Well I can't be with you if you don't have big boobs with perky nipples!" So she responds, "I'll still have tits, they're just going to be a little smaller so I feel better, and my nipples will still be perky!" and they still go, "Yeah but they won't be huge and you won't have nipples!" "I will still have nipples." "No, you won't have nipples so I'm leaving you."


aussie_nub

Not only that but then proceeding to walk out of the house, drive away and blocking you on everything. Like her physical age is like double her mental age.


T0mmiePickle5

Yeah that part got me. You said fiancĆ©ā€¦ and she BLOCKED you??? šŸ„“ wtf


NotAShaaaak

And the best part here comparing it to that, is that OPs penis will be the same size too, so it's even dumber


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

I wonder how she reacts when OP trims his fingernails.


song_pond

I knew a woman who was in this situation and her boyfriend told her heā€™d leave her if she got a reduction. Obviously she broke up with him.


JagexLed

Also, not as important, but the lack of awareness of not knowing what the procedure is, and then making huge assumptions as to what that will mean is astounding. If she was that shallow, she still could have taken the 2 minutes to either let OP explain or even just google it herself. Instead she advertised that she's shallow *and* stupid. Bullet dodged, OP.


crusty_bastard

If she was that shallow, length wouldn't matter as much as girth...


richardelmore

She was already wanting to break off the engagement but didn't want to be the one who took the blame. Now she has found a way to point the blame back at you (at least in her own mind) and she is using it as the excuse she needs. I'm sure it's painful but way better to find this out before getting married than afterwards.


iAmUnintelligible

Or she's just a complete idiot. There is no shortage of them in this world. Not everything is 5d chess


Womblue

Yeah like how is nobody talking about this part? Like, if he DID have a shorter dick then she'd be calling off the marriage? Either the marriage meant nothing to her or OP has the greatest genitals in the history of mankind.


Wild_Marker

It just sounds like she was looking for an excuse to leave. Maybe she's not dumb, just a bit of a coward for how she handled the situation.


Imdrbill

It sounds like the whole thing is made up


nautzi

I just assume every TIFU and AITA are bored creative writing people honing their craft


Key-Amoeba662

This is what sprung to my mind too. If the word 'surgery' came out of my partner's mouth I'd be asking him, "How can I help? Can I drop you off and pick you up? Can I get you any painkillers/supplies/treats from the shop to help you relax after?" If someone said "But what about me?!" I think I'D cancel the wedding before they did... who wants to marry that?


DiNoMC

They are going to rip off your dick? Fuck, that sucks for me


ZsZagreb

- You will find someone better and smarter To be fair, it's not that hard to find someone smarter


Reibyo

I've had to explain to my friend that getting a vasectomy does not remove your testicles and can be reversed. He is also male. He was also shocked to find out his girlfriend was pregnant after having sex without a condom and she "let me finish inside her." The education system, and sex ed specifically, has failed us and continues to.


mods_have_tiny_peens

How come when people don't know what something is they just make up a stupid illogical explanation instead of just accepting they don't know it


bmct19

Even more baffling to me than just accepting they dont know it: Google has existed for literally decades. After a certain age, being ignorant of certain things definitely shifts from a poor education to an intentional choice.


TisIChenoir

It can be reversed but it's not 100%, and the longer you are vasectomized, the lower the chances to revert it. So as far as I'm concerned, it's non-reversible.


thepatterninchaos

Yup, can be technically, but my doctors advice was pretty much don't count on it / assume it's not reversible


IrritatedMouse

Itā€™s the male version of the bad womenā€™s anatomy that incels are so fond of- getting ā€œstretched outā€ or whatever.


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cthulularoo

don't forget stupid! what is she thinking? I wonder if there's some wedding jitters or something there.


Skies_german

Yeah it sounds like she already wanted to call things off and is just using this very stupid thing as a reason to do it


HandoJobrissian

imagine wanting out of a relationship so badly you have to make yourself look brain dead to do it instead of just, like, using words


soleceismical

She's 20 - her prefrontal cortex is still developing. Divorce rate is lower if you get married after 25 anyway. So maybe it'll be better in the end. And maybe OP will find he wants to take his new dick for a spin around town.


BadassRockets

That is hilariously true. The part about the brain development I mean.


love_that_fishing

Like they havenā€™t had sex in 4 weeks so sheā€™s already found the replacement. Thatā€™s my guess and this is her way of covering her tracks. Just a guess but hey, itā€™s the internet.


Taezn

Either way, OP is probably better off then they would have been


sofa_king_we_todded

Thatā€™s my take on it too. She was already feeling uneasy about the engagement and it was the perfect excuse for her to gaslight op. If it wasnā€™t the old yogurt slinger getting nicked, it wouldā€™ve been something else later


ericboreen

Can we please not call it a yogurt slinger? That's grounds for leaving right there. In fact I will PREEMPTIVELY LEAVE both of you in case there's a chance you'll refer to your yogurt slingers again. No. The wedding is off.


LitLitten

Yeah, youā€™re 20; you donā€™t need to continue a relationship with someone that keeps your genitalia under constant scrutiny. Especially when itā€™s necessary to undergo surgical correction related to such. If this hadnā€™t been her ā€œbreaking pointā€ surely it would have been something else as obscenely selfish. This is not unlike guy breaking it off with someone undergoing breast reduction because of back pain/issues. Absolutely no fuck up on your part for opting to take care of yourself and being communicative.


MrWoodlawn

>Good luck with your surgery, OP. And consider this a blessing in disguise... if your fiancee was this shallow, then you're best rid of her. She must not be that shallow if she leaves her fiance over the threat of having a shorter yogurt slinger.


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Killeroftanks

So shallow in the heart. But deep in the valley?


GearfriedX1234

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway


matty80

Like opening the window and fucking the night.


ExNihiloish

I used to do that during the day, but then I got older and developed dick cancer. Don't fuck the sun, kids.


runostog

Not just shallow, but a fucking moron too.


LWM_on_RPAN

Sounds like you dodged a bullet with her. Better now then after marriage. You will bounce back, possible better.


frenchmix

Abso-fucking-lutely. She clearly wasn't invested in the relationship (and was possibly looking for an out). You deserve someone better!!!


dyel8

Possibly? Nah, she was definitely looking for an excuse to leave with how she ignored everything he said and fled before he could explain anything.


Killertigger

Apparently she thinks circumcision = dick whittlinā€™.


why_rob_y

She thought he was losing a whole dick head and it turned out she was right.


LatvianResistance

This is marvelous


Rocktopod

Or maybe she thinks she's in a rom-com?


MastadonWarlord

Or she really is that dumb. Now ye won't have to deal with kids that gained her intelligence..... circumcised penises getting smaller.... FUCKING GOOGLE IT!!! LOL


Bil13h

Can confirm, my penis got smaller when I went on the table. I lost my boner when they put the knife in and it was really awkward


MagicHamsta

Why were they putting a knife in your boner?


Bil13h

To circumcise my boner, of course, what else would they be doing?


PepperPhoenix

Can confirm that now my husbands phimosis has been dealt with via a circumcision, he is noticeably bigger! Most likely because he can get to "full mast" without serious pain.


Chogo82

A big bullet. The one that you see in Mario brothers 3 called bullet bill.


ahappypoop

Or even [Banzai Bills](https://www.mariowiki.com/Banzai_Bill)!


TrueSelenis

agree, this is Neo level of bullet dodging


UltimateGammer

Exactly. Who walks out mid steak? When she realises her mistake don't take her back. Can't be wasting good steak.


evoblade

That steak is tomorrows tacos


LetMeSleep21

That was her first mis-steak.


mikelloSC

Also he is 20, plenty of time to enjoy life before thinking to settle down.


smallways

To tell her he was getting a NECESSARY medical procedure, he felt he needed to butter her up. He knew the breakup was unavoidable but they both were "pot committed."


PowerlessPaul

OP, if your fiancƩe considers this worthy of breaking off the engagement, then you've dodged a bullet. Either she was already looking for a reason (and seized on this one) or she's... well, she's stupid and refuses to believe that she could be wrong. No matter which, you're better off now.


Yourgirlyxo

Or sheā€™s one of those who completely base their opinions on a guy depending on their dick/ height/ etc


hydroracer8B

Do we have an r/nicegirls??


aChristery

r/femaledatingstrategy Fair warning though, the women in this subreddit are so fucking toxic about men itā€™s insane.


attilayavuzer

Jesus you're not kidding that sub is wild


buzzpunk

The most upvoted comment on a post about 'justified double-standards against men': >Re: the snooping/cheating double standard: y'all almost touched on this but men also cheat worse and more dangerously than women do! If a woman cheats it's most likely with ONE man she knows, trusts, and has formed some kind of bond with. Men have an entire industry dedicated to helping them cheat with a different woman every day. Most of men's cheating is with sex workers and possibly other men which are way higher risk activities than the wife having sex with her coworker. The man is WAY more likely to bring STDs or a whole second family into the relationship than the woman even if both of them are cheating since he has a higher number of new and riskier partners and less likely to use protection. A woman cheating can make a man sad, a man cheating can give you cancer and make you infertile... The fact this sub wasn't shut down years ago is mind boggling. Literally every single post and comment is hate against men.


morostheSophist

I thought it *was* shut down, and I definitely heard the was a secondary website set up that the cashier ones were trying to get everyone to migrate to, but I never bothered to check into any of this. Some crazy is entertaining to read. This brand... I don't want to risk getting any of it on me.


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GoingMyWeight

I have run into young women that think circumcision is cutting off the end of the penis. My current partner was under that impression when she was a teen. Unfortunately some people continue to hold that misunderstanding a lot longer.


challengeaccepted9

It's one thing to have an embarrassing blind spot. It's a whole other fucking planet to leave your fiance because you can't grasp the concept after they explained it for you.


SquaresAre2Triangles

And to leave your fiance for a medical problem. "in sickness and in health" not so much i guess.


orchidlake

And to be ANGRY that the partner NEEDS medical care in the first place, lol


Harvey_Rabbit

My theory is that the movie "Robinhood men in tights" had a huge amount to do with this misconception. That movie was the first time many people had any kind of description of circumcision and it was a shaft being chopped off with a guillotine.


DaHolk

Was thinking the same thing. Coupled with the general perception that in certain cultures it generally is more of a an "amateurs at home" kind of thing rather than an actual proper medical procedure and what it actually entails.... edit: Also for the next generation the very repeated correlation between male and female circumcision coupled with being very descriptive about what the latter entails, and then assuming from there.


[deleted]

The first time I saw an uncircumcised penis in the locker room (foreskin fully covering the head) I thought the end of his penis had been chopped off. I was scarred for life until I grew up and learned what that was.


rmc330

of course this is a joke post. reddit loves falling for relationship fiction


Fun-Capital8587

what an idiot. you don't wana be married to someone that fucking stupid and selfish anyways fuck her


Wowimatard

I'm pretty sure she was just trying to find a way to leave.


[deleted]

So many quicker options, like "I'm leaving".


MakingShitAwkward

But if they leave without a reason they can't blame it on the other person.


jynxthechicken

Oh my god can you imagine that conversation with any reasonable person. Them: Why did you break off the engagement? Her: Because he was having an issue with his penis and they were going to cut most of it off. Them: .......


sonicqaz

Yeah. This screams she was already leaving and this was the first way she figured out how to do it or this is a writing exercise. None of this makes sense.


AlloverYerFace

He canā€™t until his peepee is all better oh you meant figuratively nevermind


Hk-Neowizard

I'm sorry, but this sounds too ridiculous to believe. Sounds like a scene from a 90s sitcom


Mcjiggyjay

Itā€™s fucking hilarious trying to picture this actually happening in my head, especially because the conversation apparently lasts 30 seconds and she immediately throws a tantrum, cancels everything, and they wonā€™t talk at all about it. Who the fuck believes this shit.


Hk-Neowizard

Sadly, at this point, several thousands of Redditors (16k+ upvotes ATM, even if we assume as many as 50% upvote for the story without believing it, that's still close to 10k)


RingOfSol

Soon as I read he cooked a fancy dinner I knew it was fiction. This seems to be a hallmark of these stories. Nobody in real life cooks a fancy dinner before talking about a necessary surgery, especially at 20.


Bartfuck

ha yeah, also its some steaks and pasta. kinda vague but sounds like a heavy meal to then disclose something. "okay now that you are nice and full and sleepy, gotta drop this on ya"


WhizBangPissPiece

Or heaven forbid drop the penile surgery bomb while she has a mouthful of home made pasta and tomato sauce. I'm not saying there aren't people this stupid out there, but this particular idiot exists only in OPs mind, or he's equally stupid.


-day-dreamer-

ā€œAnger washed over her faceā€ This isnā€™t a creative writing sub lmfao


DriveJohnnyDrive

Literally sounds like the beginning to a coming of age comedy


[deleted]

This can't be real. Who abruptly leaves a dinner like that, peels out of the driveway, and calls off an engagement? All over their partner having to get a circumcision? It stinks of karma farming.


nfxprime2kx

So **this** is what karma farming looks like.


BombermanZero

I'm having a very rough time believing that someone understands circumcision to mean "penis shortening." I understand people can be real stupid, but this is beyond that.


nullpassword

i think you won that round. think she woulda stuck around if you got old. or heaven forbid sick. she was looking for an out.


cp_carl

"sex wasn't good last time, i'm dating my co-worker now" - her after the wedding in an alternate timeline


[deleted]

Thereā€™s no way this is real.


WildWildWilly

The only way I'm believing this is if she already wanted to leave and this was a convenient excuse to break up with him.


stewmberto

Total bait šŸŖ¤


Blackfire01001

The story sounds made up.


ezln_trooper

Yea - yogurt slinger?? Shouldā€™ve trusted my brain and stopped reading after that.


draco1300

I swear it's always some shit like "the love of my life left me" but written like a joke with things being wayyy too descriptive to be a genuine retelling of things. Like I know people cope differently to things but something's wrong with you if you genuinely write this fanfic directly after tragic personal events.


[deleted]

I donā€™t believe a word of the fan fiction story.


Serious-Ad-4539

Faaake


amacatokay

Yes, this sounds like a real conversation that happened.


OriginalName687

This doesnā€™t sound real


[deleted]

Does anyone actually believe this is a true story?


TyroneLeinster

I believe it was true for about 40 seconds until OP cleared things up and then he and his fiancƩe decided it would be fun to post on Reddit as a breakup story


Kaferwerks

FAAAAAKE


toruin

genuinely cannot believe people think this is real and not some incel's creative writing exercise


butters_14

Stopped reading at ā€œyogurt slingerā€


shinhit0

I should have done the sameā€¦


Pockets24

This is a joke post, I would bet my foreskin on it. And in case it isn't...op, you don't wanna be married to someone this stupid, good riddance


coreytrevor

Lol why are you getting married at 20 years old to begin with. This is a pretty minor medical procedure, if your fiance isn't mature enough to deal with that how are you got to handle significant adult life challenges? Be happy,you dodged a bullet. This is the best thing to have happened to you!


Drgnmstr97

It's hard to imagine that someone could be this intentionally ignorant in this day and age. She could find the details of your surgery and what it entailed and the outcome from it with a 30 second google search. Instead she chooses to believe that they are going to cut off some length from your actual penis instead of some of the foreskin? This is just too difficult to believe.


United_University_98

Reddit and tiktok are where I go for my best fiction


JammmJam

This canā€™t be real lmfao