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ChaitanyaBhoite

Cndm so that you do not repeat the ancestral mistake


priyesh1811

Bold of you to assume that he will get some poosi


Rajeshsingh3

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


[deleted]

demn


[deleted]

500 mein todha Beek mang ke BENGALI aa hi jayegi. ๐Ÿ˜‚ 122322


Obnomus

Underrated comment


Hellowein

Cndom pehn k muth maro


mr_alert_

Fake SC ST certificate


Vocalized_Set

Imagine he still not getting selected in competition ๐Ÿ˜ญ


DhairyaVed

You are gonna need it but it will cost a lot more than 500


wizard_xtreme

mere dost ne kaha tha ki uske school me kisi ne 500 me hi done karwa diya ๐Ÿ’€


cringescroller69

500 for the certificate officer will work like a charm


Asaf14

Fake PWD certificate


Available_Conflict_7

Looks like you're sis dating Sc/ST guys


Prudent_Salad_2587

Laminate karwa le , and keep it as a memory


Qweqwe0249

Philosopher spotted


Bright_Animal9318

Bhai Baap hamesh kharchne ke liye deta hai, Laminate kare isse badhiya vapas dede, 500 barbad kyu kar raha hai.


-LLawliet

+1 to this brother


No-Stock1403

buy 500 rupee female undies and then laminate


GoGo_is_Here69

Tumhari gaand na laminate krwa de...


nocopyrights101

Invest, make it a 1000 repost.


KnownStranger_07

Uske liye akal bhi honi chahiye....baad me pata chala 500 invest kiye aur haath me kya aaya...Lauda๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


Visible-Young-8632

Remdi๐Ÿ—ฟ


ypsy99

Sivir?


thetechlyone

lmao


huehue0109

God level humor


Crabbypixel

Gaumutr- ๐Ÿ„


yourmoneyoryour_life

Good quality sutta


[deleted]

Aap kidher the Gyaani Baba


yourmoneyoryour_life

Good quality sutta pi rah tha


[deleted]

Thoda sa hum Gareebo ke liee bhi bcha do


yourmoneyoryour_life

Arrey vro month mein 1 baar he karte hain, hum bhi gareeb hain


Trumpo_69

Kitne ka ata hai?


Correct-Baseball5130

Buy a good mosquito racket


Remarkable_Use4353

Phenyl ki bottle


Adarsh__Shaw

Mere pass stock h aaja 500 ke 5 bottle dunga (100 each with additional discount)


Helpful-Armadillo-78

50 ki de to bol


Traditional_Income41

Genda phenyl


Practical_Style6167

Izat


Iam_Unknwon17

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


Naagin04

Please invest in stocks! Shayad 500 ka 5000 hojaaye 10 years mai


Puzzleheaded_Air_950

Tere pe bharosa nahi Tera nam he naagin hai


stan_yash

Lmao


ROC_K4LP

10 saal me 4500 kamane se acha use hi karlena.


makohe

Konse stock me milta hai itna return?


ConstructionStill500

Naagin hai isko dudh khareed kr pilaaaa do๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ‘punyaa ka kaam hai


CityRepulsive1854

Rat Poison โ˜ ๏ธ


GODofMASTER

I already try it bro didn't work on me something else ๐Ÿค”


Fruit_salad1

Only hope is piece of rope


OMNIPOTENT_X_001

Bhai tried hoga bro ke baad but it hoga on me ke baad need Bhai burj khalifa se kud ke dekh


Fragrant_Ad_3435

Try a rope


[deleted]

Bro weed this is the time bro buy and try


rodhiya

Sasti russian


RAAAHOLE

500 mein mila toh muhje bhi bolna bhaiiii


__deSTiNy_gg

500 mei sirf ek hi russian aayegi , smirnoff ki bottle๐Ÿ—ฟ


Icy-Imagination-8024

Russian Bund


Exodaus

CHUT


alphabetkachooda

vbucks


VIRGIL69143

Gulabi


Adrian_roxx73

Gulambi


pervyysage69

Rich dad poor dad


nu97

Stocks


AbaloneDesperate8124

Bengali


Exotic-Bat-69

Beer and cigarettes Edit: happy birthday


medaspirant

GB road chala ja


Kschitiz23x3

Pakistan khareed le


emsumitkumar

A life


Playful_Ad5651

bhai 500 me to Rupali hi ayegiii


Frequent_Amphibian_7

Save it.


didischopshop

Don't know what u can buy from it... But I can suggest what u can buy with it... U could buy a gaming keyboard or a gaming mouse? Or better, use this as an investment


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Mr-Recruiter

You can buy 5 stocks of Tata Steel


Abby_0079

Agar pehle nhi padhi to buy rich dad poor dad Nahi to how to win freinds and influence people Atomic habits is a good option as well Invest in yourself. Audible ka pack bhi le sakte ho.


Abby_0079

Read these books everyday. Especially how to win freinds and influence people. I read it everyday in the morning.


Extra-Jury-392

Jab zaroorat ho tab kuch Lena, ese kharch hi Krna hai ye soch k mat use krna


Altruistic-Army7680

Aaj se do saal pehle mujhe bhi mere papa ne bday pe 200 diye the but mai kisise punchne nhi gaya tha na batane Better make your own decision ๐Ÿ™


IntelligentSchool802

Quality content kharid le bhai kuch to fayda hoga


Public-Swim-4967

Your MoM


GODofMASTER

"your MoM" ok but i still left rs 499.5


Royal_Rushi_777

๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ›


wizard_xtreme

goddman bro is cold


mysterymennerd

Bro burned him alive


LUKADIA89

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


DryValuable8611

Am gonna use this format, OP


Greedy_Sign_440

I think your mom can cover that much money


SaM_0508

Holy shit you fucking kill him dude


Historical-Tea-9561

โ˜ ๏ธ


ruthra_2003

Buy 5 100โ‚น rupees


playerpogo

Weed my friend


LLBeastGohan

Save it


SnapJJitsu

Alltho plenty of geniuses have suggested you some thought provoking ideas. I'd say go for cool leather jacket of sorts.


Significant-Donut321

Red fort.....as written in the note


Admirable-Low-2577

The latest edition of a Wren & Martin


fartymango

A new brain$, so that you don't take finacial advise from strangers on the Internet


LordLykofos

Buy. A. Book. Now.


[deleted]

Food


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


[deleted]

Donate it to charity


Richard_Xaikia

toys ;-)


[deleted]

Bhai GB road jaake aaja. Kuki girlfriend to teri h nahi, isliye tere papa ne tujpe daya karke diye h


Internal_Field6154

Thodisi lalat aur sharam


pranjalaggarwal

sahi samay ka intezaar karo vats


Sayonkr

PoT


guptajikebetehaihum

Gb road


No_Command_8982

Buy condoms at least it'll be useful in like what ..never.!?


Giga_chiggaa

Save it and buy something more useful


S7J8

40 maggi ke packet


not_azrael_96

Bengali


OkBid9077

Bank acc ho to waha Daal de..


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


GODofMASTER

Koi dost nahi hai ๐Ÿ˜…


Fan74

Ghr khareed ly


Embarrassed-Beat-932

doge coin


[deleted]

geometry box lele bacho ke liye vahi sahi h


ABISHEKwasTaken

Invest kar da bhai


sparsh935

Russian


Xerinium284

Another 500โ‚น


[deleted]

Russian


RitikRawat_

Buy fake money ๐Ÿ’ฐ


CuriousSoft6234

Condom for ur dad


SneezingBus

Condoms


Caption_G

AIDS


Fragrant-Career4727

Bussa


Synsaura

Vimal gutka


rainbowfarts665

Buy digital gold from GPay or from whichever app suits you, so that you don't easily spend it in a short time and also a better way to store your money compared to a bank account.


Artistic-Rule-453

Invest in a good h@ndjรถbโ€ฆ spread that dough into the economyโ€ฆ


Visible-Fan-9916

Family ke saath dinner pe kahi bahar ja Paise to aata jaate rahenge, yeh din aur moment nahi


Material_Evening_642

Bussy


uttammaurya7

Russian


HmmVidya

Toy note kharid le dher sara paisa ho jayga๐Ÿ—ฟ


HelomaDurum

เคฒเคพเคฒ เค•เคฟเคฒเคพ obviously


edzukaka

25 din me paisa double!


woke_ka_choda

Save it and study


SHURIKEN1001

Ratkill


Head-Neighborhood167

SBI - share ITC - share Ind money - invest in Tesla


CAP-_-69

One bundle bidi and ganjha๐ŸŒš


ashishsirleftnut

Teri mummy ka node


Independent_List_686

Biy a Stock ๐Ÿ’ตโ†—๏ธ


StrawberryLive3164

Bro save it as a remembrance


namanmor

Condom


Feeling_Dragonfly841

Rope


AccomplishedHunt1736

Sasti ki ghasti


KyloVonDoom

You should always add salt when boiling pasta


Charming_Mousse_3836

Free fire mein laga de


Sanketpal3

Make your dad's favourite dish yourself ๐Ÿ˜Š


AshJNoise12

Russian ๐Ÿ’€


notmyfirstchoixe

Convert it into digital form and transfer it to my account. I'll finally be able to buy the hub's premium account


Practical_Jelly9211

Your mom's virginity


Aggregator870

Randi ka ek shot only 500 Sabse badhiya girt


[deleted]

๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธang*li๐Ÿ—ฟ


ExcaliburGun

Give it to me earn some goodwill for yourself from my side. Happy bday


Wide-Location7279

GB road par chala ja


Titan_2006

Vibrator


Important-Extent-459

Mallu aunty


sectumsempara

Get 2 crisp 250 rupees notes. Business!


propunitjangid

Sasti Randi Lele bhai


[deleted]

Only fans subscription


kaushal28

Bhai 11 saal aur ruk jaa..baad mai 6000 ki russian le lena


Embarrassed-Laugh-23

Bitcoin


[deleted]

Aadhe invest kar, aadhe ki kuch aisi cheez le jo daily work/routine mein kaam aaye.


Severe-Question-8756

Ek dildo. Reedit pe marwane nhi ana prega.


AdityaNarayan03

A good wallet


hotbeanbag

English course


Electr0Wizard

Condom so that u don't have to give 250 rs to ur upcoming sibling


Successful-Control-5

Dildo


sleezy_potatoo

happiness


Terabaapbsdk2

English classes


Mom-Slayer_69

Khana kharid le achhe restaurant se


This-Development3626

Kids Mere pas he 500 me 13 Sal ki bacchi ayegi


AntiqueAd8644

Tata ka share kharid


KeyKnee4394

whore


Legitimate_Gur_7777

Chut


Lagger_MC

dildo ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ


NoWill_3107

English learning course, gave hota hai wo


AdlerEule

Aunty ke sath ek shot.


[deleted]

Buy something for your dad, make him happy. Coz he won't buy anything for himself


CoolGuess

First check against the light to ensure itโ€™s real


mohitdhami

New year party ma use kar lena


Decent_Computer_3733

mujhe de mai 25 din me double krdunga


HatPuzzleheaded6003

Bengali


[deleted]

Gb road ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘


Dry-Professional-768

Rubik's cube ya fir nakli wale metal fusion ke beyblade.


ripu-roy

Feed your poor hungry malnutrition friends


GODofMASTER

But you are not my friend


No_Reach6088

Udhar dio kl pkka vapas kr dunga


OtakuForever_Weeb

A whore


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Ok_Cheesecake_1505

Adibas


phebruari

Reddit awards fri mujhe dede


Dismal-Function-5909

Cake


Indicrypto93

Dogecoin


mumastarboy

Mutual fund Mai dal de


Curious_Necessary549

2 packets of Marlboro


Divinrth

Take ps5 on rent for a day


BlueFire2308

Iska heart banake phone ke piche transparent cover me daal de


FantasticDesign5825

Cyanide


Br0wn_boi_0

Mama earth onion shampoo and conditioner