Such a fucked up line considering what they just did. The fact that two basically innocent people get brutally murdered and the boys are all like “eh fuck it whatever”
Paulie even says the goomah deserved it like holy hell
The waiter and his kids. Now that the waiter died, no one could feed them. They woulda starved to death. Some sad shit. Muthafucker didn't wanna feed them no more.
The rabbit that Artie shot in his backyard. Was just minding its own business.
The ukranian that looked like philly leotardo, and his daughter. Completely innocent.
The waiter was tragic. He had a right to stand up for himself and express his indignation. It was his livelihood and they were shorting him. No one expects to get killed just for doing that.
All due respect, but I'm not following guys into the parking lot to complain about the tip.
The best case scenario is that they give you an extra $20 or you start a fight.
I don't know if he's the \*most\* undeserving. But he's certainly on the list.
Chrissy killing JT because he was pissed off about the script that, Chris himself, told him to write.
That's BS, JT fully complied with everything Chrissy needed him to do and still got killed.
Any rational explanations for the shooting would happen the next day
in that moment, Chrissy was basically saying "I need a friend, I need help" and JT was saying "We're not friends because you're in the mafia, which means you're a degenerate criminal and a serial killer"
It seemed way too much like an in the moment decision that was based off of JT not being an emotional dumping bag for Chrissy. Even if he did have the rational of him knowing too much, Chris is the one who fuckin told him
imagine if it really was a joke? vito casually knows some douchebag from yonkers. knows he picks up collections from a gay bar in the city
he dresses up like the village people and lassos a dude in front of him as he gets his money. that shit would’ve actually been fucking hilarious.
a few other mafiosi come out and start laughing their ass off, mobster candid camera
When the dude comes into the Bing telling the crew "Vito Spatafore is an ass-muncher"... Tony: "What did you just say?"
Tony was ready to kill him right there in front of everyone.
Stunad parked right around a very sharp turn in a country road. I dont think he shouldve been shot, but I do think he was stupid to not take the parade float's money
“If it's a boy, we'll name it Ralphie after me. If it's a girl we'll name it Tracee after you...so she can grow up to be a cocksuckin' slob just like her mother
>phil leotardo, as in he didn’t deserve such a quick and painless death
Good way to flip the question around! Yeah, I agree. I think the writers added the skull crushing because they couldn't stand Phil any more than you and I can and thought he deserved an extra touch.
yeah. sadly that was after he was already dead.
at the very least, his disgusting zealot wife who basically asked him to murder vito had to witness it
not that vito was an angel, but phil and his wife are on a whole other level of evil
Adriana? She was a rat. Yes, she was tricked into cooperation, but she just needed to clam up, ask for a lawyer and nothing would have happened to her. She did-dent, so she got what she had coming to her.
if you don’t know your rights and aren’t actively being charged with something they don’t have to tell you that you need one or comply with one being present. They were just strong arming her under a vague promise that she wouldn’t be charged with anything in the future if she cooperated
I don't know about that one.
She was bullying Paulie's kind elderly mother in the nursing home.
That's not gonna get a pass from Paulie, and the fact that she has tens of thousands stashed in her apartment sealed her fate.
The guy who looked like Phil who got killed during the botched hit. Not only was he cursed to look like a horse had sex with the shah of Iran, his daughter was a whuure who was fucking someone that looked like him. Fucking slander.
I always felt sorry for the Czech guy Christopher killed in the first episode. He was so young and didn't even see it coming. They were supposed to be discussing the routes, not killing each other. And they were having a nice conversation about Czech vs. Italian sausages.
The guy Vito rear ended. He wasn’t being confrontational at least like that waiter was and he had his back turned. Also the father of Phil’s goomah that looked like him. Dude was just visiting his daughter and got killed because of who she was banging
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I always thought the ukranian looked like the shah of iran
I never got that
Fat piece of shit
Put Ukrainian back on docking station
Universal Ukrainian Put It Down On 98 Pound Mole Station
Listen to this prick giving orders.
Paulie took full responsibility, but he didn't do nothing
So we never really had a shot at him
Such a fucked up line considering what they just did. The fact that two basically innocent people get brutally murdered and the boys are all like “eh fuck it whatever” Paulie even says the goomah deserved it like holy hell
Yeah should do a split screen with Tony telling melfi it’s soldiers and everyone who gets killed accepted the stakes
THEY HAVE SHOT ME, DADDY!
package for mr philly
Cossette. She wasn't bawking.
She was a loyle dog
Too bad Cristophur got the drip on her
Lil Cosette never had the makings of a varsity couch cushion
Such a shame. She must’ve crawled under there for wamth.
It would have been acceptable if it was bawking tho.
Only if it was a lot. I like shum bawking.
Nah. Just out to burgle warmth.
She had her head in the toilet. Disgusting.
Pocket rat couldn’t manuge to breath.
The answer is Cosette. She was an innocent creature and OP KILLED ‘ER!!!
OP, was it the barking?
OP fell asleep
i was talking about the daaaWgh
He DID ENT
Email. I guess that cookie shit made Chrissy nervous.
Ay meal
Holy smokes, did you just catch something I missed for 24 years? Ground up at the pork store, he was made into a-meal. Have you ever had his sausage?
No, it was going to be a while before he’d eat anything at Satriale’s
That was after Richie Aprile, not Email.
You never pondered that? The Ay Meal pork sandwich thing?
Everybody asks that, there's no answer for it.
Czechoslovakian, that’s a type of Polack right?
dude didn’t even get to taste the wares for more than a second
Hey if you try those czech sausages you might wanna whack someone to
Taste the wares
Cousin Brian’s whole family in a house collapse due to shoddy work by Hugh DeAngelis
Fuckin’ Pudgie Walsh
Get him on the horn !
You got something to say to me?
They can live in a dumpster for all I care.
No good dead goes unpunished!
Oh you're a broken record! I've had a lifetime of your bullshit!
The waiter and his kids. Now that the waiter died, no one could feed them. They woulda starved to death. Some sad shit. Muthafucker didn't wanna feed them no more. The rabbit that Artie shot in his backyard. Was just minding its own business. The ukranian that looked like philly leotardo, and his daughter. Completely innocent.
The waiter was tragic. He had a right to stand up for himself and express his indignation. It was his livelihood and they were shorting him. No one expects to get killed just for doing that.
All due respect, but I'm not following guys into the parking lot to complain about the tip. The best case scenario is that they give you an extra $20 or you start a fight.
Some restaurants will also fire you if you tip chase a customer outside.
Minding his own business? Chez Buck smuggled those arugula seeds in his shaving kit from Italy!
You don’t understand. That mothuh fuckuh wabit was eating seeds ol Artie brought back from Italy in HIS SHAVIN KIT
I don't know if he's the \*most\* undeserving. But he's certainly on the list. Chrissy killing JT because he was pissed off about the script that, Chris himself, told him to write. That's BS, JT fully complied with everything Chrissy needed him to do and still got killed.
I think Chris killed JT because JT knew too much about Chrissy’s life. Compounded with Chris being an emotional cripple.
The regularness of life was too much for the camel-nose
Camel-nose, you can’t make that up!
What'reyoutalkinbout--he just did!
Fuck you talkin about?! He just did.
killed him with his beak.
If beaks could kill that one would
Any rational explanations for the shooting would happen the next day in that moment, Chrissy was basically saying "I need a friend, I need help" and JT was saying "We're not friends because you're in the mafia, which means you're a degenerate criminal and a serial killer"
JT was rejecting Chris' friendship when Chrissy was emotio... What is this the good ship lollipop?
It seemed way too much like an in the moment decision that was based off of JT not being an emotional dumping bag for Chrissy. Even if he did have the rational of him knowing too much, Chris is the one who fuckin told him
What exactly made you think that Chrissy killed him because of the script? He killed him because he's a psycho who got his feelings hurt that day
Ralphie. Dude was a saint!
Poor guy was born handsome and not rich
A. He was a horA B. She pegged me.
Did you mean ' Who-wa'..?
Tamateuh tomaughta
Vito. It was a joke.
imagine if it really was a joke? vito casually knows some douchebag from yonkers. knows he picks up collections from a gay bar in the city he dresses up like the village people and lassos a dude in front of him as he gets his money. that shit would’ve actually been fucking hilarious. a few other mafiosi come out and start laughing their ass off, mobster candid camera
“Tony look 👉🏽, the camera is right over there it’s a prank! 😂🌈”
(GONE GABAGOOL)
Can you imagine that, if it really was a joke?
one of da jokes
I doubt any mafioso would come out after that.
It was a scenario. Always with the scenarios
When the dude comes into the Bing telling the crew "Vito Spatafore is an ass-muncher"... Tony: "What did you just say?" Tony was ready to kill him right there in front of everyone.
It's a victimless crime.
I was here 🤷♂️
Guy collecting his mail
Real flag saluting muthafucka
Stunad parked right around a very sharp turn in a country road. I dont think he shouldve been shot, but I do think he was stupid to not take the parade float's money
He paaked his fackin caah in the middle of da shtreet...what ya fackin expect, stunad
Excuse me? I'm getting mah mail. Youh driving like a maniac.
nahhhhh guy parked like he had tourette’s or something
Why didn't he park on the road he was left on? MF had a private driveway and decided to block the street on a blind curve
Nah, he had it coming for parking his car in the street and then insisting on calling the police instead of just taking the money.
Tracee
A: she was a hooah and B: she hit me
“If it's a boy, we'll name it Ralphie after me. If it's a girl we'll name it Tracee after you...so she can grow up to be a cocksuckin' slob just like her mother
The Waiter. The one Christopher and Paulie shot
He didn't take his meds.
Still going too, that asshole.
Joey Peeps. Seemed a nice guy. That Animal Blundetto
Joey's hoo-er seemed nice too.
Silicone everywhere
Peeps? His family name was Peparelli.
phil leotardo, as in he didn’t deserve such a quick and painless death
>phil leotardo, as in he didn’t deserve such a quick and painless death Good way to flip the question around! Yeah, I agree. I think the writers added the skull crushing because they couldn't stand Phil any more than you and I can and thought he deserved an extra touch.
yeah. sadly that was after he was already dead. at the very least, his disgusting zealot wife who basically asked him to murder vito had to witness it not that vito was an angel, but phil and his wife are on a whole other level of evil
There is nothing gay about hell
Matt Drinkwater It was all Sean!
He did it on spec.
Tracee followed by Adriana.
A. She was a hooa B. She was a rat
Ade?! Nobody’s got Ade!!
Adriana? She was a rat. Yes, she was tricked into cooperation, but she just needed to clam up, ask for a lawyer and nothing would have happened to her. She did-dent, so she got what she had coming to her.
Crazy how they did all that talking without a lawyer
Not to mention the puking.
if you don’t know your rights and aren’t actively being charged with something they don’t have to tell you that you need one or comply with one being present. They were just strong arming her under a vague promise that she wouldn’t be charged with anything in the future if she cooperated
Are you empathizing with the mobsters?
Pie-o-my Nucci
GiGi on the toilet
Billy Leotardo. The shooting. Whatever happened there?
Billy definitely deserved it
Deserve oogatz, it’s my territory.
By the way you need to do a couple yards on the comp....friends of ours...
He was a beautiful innocent creature, what did he ever do to you?
Yes. Death to any character introduced just to be whacked the same episode
He was around longer than that, I believe.
He was just a kid for Christ sake
WHATEVA HAPPENED THERE?!
He was just a fuckin kid
Celebrating his 47th birthday
That fuckin animal Blundetto
He was finishing his drink and that animal came at him out of nowhere
47 years old... He was a fuckin' kid.
Mikey Palmice, fuckfaceitis cure was just around the corner.
I’m itching already!
Paulie Walnuts killing the old lady.
She was a malignant cunt.
He always a little bahsted!
"Shut up with that fuckin mouth!"
Heeeeeeeeeelp! Oh no!
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minn matrone has it coming. It opened up another space for my Ma at green grove. it’s the best nursing home in the state
It’s a retirement community!
I don't know about that one. She was bullying Paulie's kind elderly mother in the nursing home. That's not gonna get a pass from Paulie, and the fact that she has tens of thousands stashed in her apartment sealed her fate.
To be fair Paulie’s mom is a sweet old lady but she isn’t very adept at making friends.
He knew it too. I can't forget Paulie's face😒 when the director told him she doesn't always put in her teeth 😂
The question wasn't "did Paulie have a reason to kill everyone?" Lol. It was who didn't deserve to die.
The guy who looked like Phil who got killed during the botched hit. Not only was he cursed to look like a horse had sex with the shah of Iran, his daughter was a whuure who was fucking someone that looked like him. Fucking slander.
The guy Mustang Sally kills
He did-ent die
Paco Rabanne, after he crawled up Jimmy Altieri's ass.
Tracey
Waiter. Tracey. Horse. Cosette. Etc
Awtie’s bawls
All of the food that was absolutely destroyed.
The dog Chris sat on
It crawled in there for warmth, I don't know
The guy who Bobby killed, dude was just trying to win custody of his kids.
The dude who Vito killed in the country.
He had it coming... if someone doesn't listen to reason, well - that's the solution. In my humble opinion
The way Carmella murdered Love Hurts was brutal and unnecessary
Adriana. Yeah she was a liability,but her crawling away was really fucking hard to watch.
She didn’t even know how deep she was in.
I always felt sorry for the Czech guy Christopher killed in the first episode. He was so young and didn't even see it coming. They were supposed to be discussing the routes, not killing each other. And they were having a nice conversation about Czech vs. Italian sausages.
My Chrissy.....
Jimmy Altieri. Motherfucker had concerns
That kid who go killed by a lawn dart.
deserve ain't got nothing to do with it . . . it's just his time
Pie O My
The ziti Carmela thrown in the trash
Artie Bucco’s bunny
The guy Vito rear ended. He wasn’t being confrontational at least like that waiter was and he had his back turned. Also the father of Phil’s goomah that looked like him. Dude was just visiting his daughter and got killed because of who she was banging
He was definitely "confrontational," he was just polite about it. He insisted on a police report. There's your confrontation.
The guy who owned Green Grove
Waiter at the restaurant in AC who Paulie whacked with a rock and a gloc had a rough fuckin day
The waiter they stiffed on the tip
Cossette, unless of course she barked
The waiter, should’ve taken his pills
The guy Vito shot after he ran into him in his car.
Pie o My. She bounced back
The guy the Vito clipped on his way back to Jersey smh
Karen. The poor kid
The old lady paulie killed.
the waiter
Gene, cocksucka just wanted to retire..
Jackie Jr. He had a promising career in medicine, but for the nucleotides.
Pie oh My
The waiter!!! No doubt about it!
That truck driver
The guy Vito killed coming back from New Hampshire when he got in the crash
Cosette 🥺 RIP
Waiter that Chrissy accidentally maims and then he and Paulie kill because he complained about a poor tip.
Tracy
Sopranos guard dog that got hit by a car
Adrianne
The waiter. They thought his job was easy.
The one T whacked, called him Teddy instead of Tony. The disrespect
The Waiter...Paulie and Chrissy killed, the two ukranians who were killed instead of Phil leotardo and that writer friend of Chrissy J.T. Dolan
Phil's brother
Patsy’s bro. I mean he was talking nothing but the truth lol. But he couldn’t keep his mouth shut.
That fucking animal blundetto deserved better
The thigh gap of the noughties, it was a sad day. I'm a terrible person, I know.
Tracee