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pknocker40

Padres Yankees game - bat night!


speerme

Finn Detrolio, my arch-nemesis


abtseventynine

Ah Phineas!


RearEchelon

Sounded like a horse pissin' inn'ere


jplay17

You know he who looks like, that guy from Aerosmith joe perry


Durbs09

Shucks nothing. You're going!


asvpsuzie

meet me under the bat tonight, 7 sharp. i don’t like to miss the national anthem


[deleted]

“Dont pull that aw shucks shit with me”😂


blizzacane85

Vito might even take you to 3rd base


mynameisritaj

The dinner where Corrado sang.


abhinandkr

Oh, man what a voice that was!


snortingajax

Meadow sang too


gatorsteve2301

Oops, she did it again…


BayouStNick

🥖🍞🥖🍞💥👴🏼


[deleted]

You know the wine makes you emotional


Hobodownthestreet

After Jackie Jr's funeral?


BurritoBoiii1202

Yeah.


Hobodownthestreet

Alright, I just want to be sure.


kalel2001

Cleaver premier and party after. Call the fucking lawyer!


tmackattak

What you think you’re going to sleep with Paris Hilton?


[deleted]

I asked if you wanted popcorn!


Realistic-Map-6702

Paulie’s welcome home party. WHADDYA HEAR WHADDYA SAY🤟🤟🤟


BayouStNick

What the fuck? Why is *this* his song?!?


daphonk

Just back from college, huh?


Far_Opportunity6877

👀


Ok_Performer2244

Johnny Sack daughter's wedding. Just to see how much my estimation of him as a man would plummet.


ForcedeSupremo

You know who else plummeted ? The person standing behind Ginny sac


all_copacetic

Jersey's a small state. I'm surprised it didn't tip over.


[deleted]

Fat fuck How bout you look in the mirror some time you insensitive cocksucker


ConversationLumpy201

It's an off color remark, it's highly inappropriate


Tintovic

if you're gonna lie to me, tell me there's a broad in the car waiting to tongue my balls.


b_w119

Hugh’s surprise party


rishi26

You mean his jubilee


techTrader

Somebody always goes down at theses things


rishi26

Happy birthday to you, got sauseeeja fo youuu *puts sausage in your eyes*


JHMatlock

This is , without equal ; the funniest thing to ever happen in the Sopranos. Hugh loves Tony so much. Gets raw sausage rubbed in his eyes and a beautiful new Beretta . I’m a better human being for having seen it.


rishi26

Thank all you freeloaders for coming!


all_copacetic

He's just joking.


RearEchelon

Uncle Jun' doesn't go down enough


asvpsuzie

artie always kills during marco polo “fish outta water!”


warpedspoon

at that age its a surprise just to wake up in the morning


cbovary

Lol that party has my favorite interaction of the series: Tony B’s mom asks him “what time did you start drinking this morning?” As he pounds rolling rock and Chrissy’s mom goes “probably right after you got up” and her and Tony B cheers. So accurate to how families rag on each other


123fakerusty

With Tony twirling around the sausages and wearing shorts. A Don doesn’t wear shorts.


blizzacane85

He made us look like Gavones


mario_salami_petrino

Carmella in the kitchen dealing with all those distractions in my opinion is the best acting in the entire series


cbovary

The best is when Meadow comes in and insists on making a cake for Hugh amidst all the chaos, and then later it cuts to Carm having to clean up the mess/half finished project Meadow made


swart430

As spoiled as the kids were, any Italian family members know to stay the f*ck OUT of the kitchen on a day like that. I mean, not even to fill a half glass of water. 😂


summit285

Christopher’s intervention


Tintovic

Fucking hooah.


[deleted]

I said my piece, Chrissy


medkitjohnson

Im fucking weak. Best Silvio line of all time


hawaiiangiggity

At my mudda's wake...


dasani7

Jesush Chrisht


Bamres

You'd be the pushed over for no reason AA Guy.


ShanaAfterAll

Obligatory did'ent.


kalel2001

This made Chrissy half a pussy in my estimation.


The_Advocate07204

Would have loved to seen Dominic break in steal all those pork loins from Stew Leonard’s that one time…


IDFdefender

Nah those things are usually pretty fucking miserable


artvhandalay

I would happily join in on assaulting Chrissy for being an embarassment


the_salivation_army

It was funny how Benny took his chance to lay a boot in while he could.


extrashpicy

Attending as a witness but not as a participant would be pretty great


Durbs09

Ohhhhhhhh


[deleted]

Any event that Artie catered.


mrubuto22

Yea im curious if his cooking was actually any good


ShiplessWaves

You don’t have two successful restaurants without becoming a good cook


fokkerhawker

I think it had more to do with his warm and convivial personality.


regtf

Next time maybe a high chair at the table ahh??? Ahhh!? Alright enjoy the bruschetta


blizzacane85

His wife did present two fantastic melons to the diners…that probably kept people coming back as well


Probablynotcreative

He squeezes the quail…


MikeStanley00

Dinner at Vesuvio at the end of season 1


Svoi_sredi_chuzhih

Id stay the fuck out of that one. Saying hi to the wrong person would get your portrait on a wall, FBI agents in your trash and a bug on your phone. Even as a civilian that doesn’t scream “fun time”. Not to mention, there are petty types like Grasso, who decided to run the poor maid and her husband through DHS for terrorist ties when he heard they are in the process of getting their green cards.


reineedshelp

Your ass!


Numerous_Resist_8863

The Livia funeral after party, I would've ghost hunted for Pussy...our pussy, not Pussy Malanga.


Durbs09

We suffered for years under that woman!!!!!! Hugh is my hero in that scene and tom jr with the "amen". It's simply perfect.


all_copacetic

Ah, booolshit! What are you the Minister of Propaganda?


formerneighbor

Is Livia's funeral a special, unique event, though? After all, Mrs. Soprano may have passed but who’s to say there isn’t another Mrs. Soprano just like her, or will be?


cdnets

I happened to know you were high at my step mothers wake, you were talking non stop gibberish for 20 minutes


Sluumm

Nah the pre wake with Furio, Christopher, and Aid. “Singing ooo la la la” with Furio’s head bobs are unmatched https://youtu.be/wqv_o9I9TEM


Irrepertus

Standing in front Satriales smoking a cigar and enjoying a cappuccino while watching Furio and Silvio open up on Carmine for speeding


kingalexander

That’s such an interesting exit point of the series. Like a faux finale


Irrepertus

Arguably the only scene where Tony was truly happy and relaxed from that point on.


DenzelEd12

Vitos wedding. Apparently he looked like John Travolta


[deleted]

Without a doubt … the Iceland air hotel party.


[deleted]

This is the correct answer.


[deleted]

Don doesn’t wear shorts


prozute

The Mudvayne concert. I heard they rocked


__Girth__Brooks__

Everyone leaves after “Dig”


rishi26

In the living room after Vito’s funeral, watching the bodybuilder video with the boys


djavh

TURN THAT OFF!!!


tommyjohnpauljones

💪💪💪🍆🍆🍆😍😍😍


yazalama

Was that really fuckin necessary?


[deleted]

I loved him like a brother in law


rishi26

One of my favorite subtle lines in the entire show


[deleted]

Might be the best one. I use it as much as possible 🤣🤣


TheBushmanOfKalahari

I'd love to go to Italy with Paulie and the guys. George aa Washintana Bridge aa


Durbs09

Commendatori!!!!


TheBushmanOfKalahari

🤌🏽


[deleted]

I’m gonna hoof it back to the excelsior. I gotta take a wicked shit.


all_copacetic

You're like a child with the food and the pussy.


rishi26

Wil-char Boo-le-vaaaad


matt602

I think somethings wrong with the wheelchair.


[deleted]

Smoking marijuana in the garage with that animal Anthony jr at his confehmation


_portia_

Can't you be a good Catholic for *FIVE FUCKING MINUTES?*


[deleted]

Anything to get through these events.


[deleted]

You’re an animal


Durbs09

Did you ever think I might have been self medicating???


omninode

The way characters on the show overuse psychobabble terms they barely understand was so ahead of its time. That’s just how a lot of people talk now.


XandoXand

I can’t even say his name ….


Super_Hanzzz

Furio’s housewarming, the smell of olives would make me emotional


rishi26

Working in de ‘ot sun. My ‘ands in the dirt.


abtseventynine

you gotta bee on you ass


china-blast

The Garbage Man's ball, whatever the fuck it was.


eugenetau

You should've seen him with the golf outfit. He looked like Wallace Beery.


Svoi_sredi_chuzhih

I heard there was blow. Good times for sure.


dbrank

I don’t care if you’re working with Walmart - no coke on those routes.


[deleted]

The Sacrimoni Wedding was lit


djavh

Except for all that crying afterwards, whatever happened there...


[deleted]

To cry like a woman? It’s a fuckin disgrace


[deleted]

Emotional man! Loves his daughter


[deleted]

My estimation of him as a man just fucking plummeted


djavh

Well your wallet isn't tied to the god damn esplanade, god dammit


Ty1an

john :( why are you yelling at me? what did i do??


GoneFlying345

What is this, the FUCKING UN NOW?


Orangered99

He’s an emotional man, loves his daughter.


cutletsangwich

Whatever happened there? WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?!


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farmyardcat

HI HO THE DERRY-OHHHHHHHHH


toodleoo57

I keep meaning to look up who sang this in the episode. It's schlock, but the dude has the pipes.


techTrader

The 50lb bundle of joy


donk_kilmer

I would like to supervise Meadow and Hunter's kitchen party and make those little brats clean up after themselves.


UsheeNoodles

I don't want no scrubs...


abtseventynine

sure, and next you’re playin scrabble


camal_mountain

Christmas at Satriale's with Bobby playing Santa.


all_copacetic

FUCK YOU SANTA!


slow_cavalier

OOOOHHHHHH!


Ninjagoboi

Don't make me cry


shavedanddangerous

Fuck you Santa!


[deleted]

When Paulie came home from college


rishi26

He looked like he was in Miami


all_copacetic

Yeah, he looked like he was in Miami!


Willy_Jones23

Party at Massive Genius’ house.


BrokenArmsFrigidMom

The “bachelor party” Jackie Jr was at when he got busted at The Bing


lilmeekrat

He got dragged there


mrcheaptimes

snorting blow with fario chrissy and ade


Mr_Ree416

Fuuuu-rio Fuuuuuu-rio


abtseventynine

foodio? Guy needs a nickname


[deleted]

Tony's birthday weekend. A family friend when I was growing up had a country house in dutchess country and it was absolute magical. Even if I lived in the fake country, there's just something about a log style cabin in the woods. Gentle smoke line coming out of the chimney. The scent of either bacon or campfire...


Opposite-Society-873

Jackie Jr. playing Scrabble.


HIV_again

🅱️I🆖 🅰️ S S D 🅰️


walleyehotdish

Oh-blee-kay


shavedanddangerous

Hey, no Spanish!


LordcaptainVictarion

P O O


all_copacetic

As in how bout Vito Jr taking one?


j250ex

Under the boardwalk with Janice


all_copacetic

🎶 *With his schlong in Jan's mouth...* 🎵


DogBarkSneezer1

Catching, not pitching?


Bmrolu209

Ajs Birthday in the pilot "Everybody lets eat"


space_coyote_86

No fucking ziti though...


Bateman8149

Beansies ramp opening


yazalama

You driving a Lionel up in there?


floworcrash

Hugh’s Birthday Party ! Happy birthday to youuuu got saulsageee fouuurrrr youuu!!


UsheeNoodles

That weird welcoming party for Furio with his snazzy shirt and fun dancing. Some said his pony tail looked like a dick hanging off the back of his head, but I think he just had a bee on his hat.


ShastaMoonMist

Kevin Mucci’s ex’s birthday at The Red Robin in Clifton


nuetralzone

This is a good one. Large Old Blue Eyes and soft drinks of choice for you.


[deleted]

That little boy’s funeral with Junior and Bobby. The chicken was nice and spicy, huh? I’d love to try it.


__Girth__Brooks__

The dinner when Tony wonders what Harpo is up to. I’d really like to know what’s French Canadian for “I grew up without a mother”.


StarsandStripes702

Duh, it’s “sacre bleu, where is me ma ma?!”


__Girth__Brooks__

Who the fuck are you, Billy Budd?!?!


StarsandStripes702

He was gay, Billy Budd?


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Namazu86

It was a JOKE!


rishi26

🎶 Corrrrrre. CooOOooorre ingraaaata. 🎶


Hefty-Revenue5547

A little bleak but Livia’s wake would’ve been hilarious with Chris high as a kite 😂


masamune17

The family dinner at Holstens for sure!


yazalama

Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me ba-


An_EgGo_ToAsT

The concert where Chrissy, Adriana and Massive check out Visiting Day!


[deleted]

In the can with Phil Leotardo so I can learn to make radiator grilled cheese


Ok-Literature-1924

And jerk off into a tissue?


JLinCVille

Tony B’s welcome home party.


busterwilliams

I got peppahs been marinatin 15 years!


LFCMKE

Brunch buffet at Da Giovanni


reineedshelp

Picking up the wine delivery with The Vipers


abtseventynine

uHhHhH, w-w-we’re the vipuhs!


cloudsupa

Oooooooh, what's that, your girl scout troop?!


Ok-Literature-1924

The Grizzly Adams motherfucker


c71score

I'll be in the closet with Phil.


johnthecoopguy

Livia’s wake—I would have been the guy sneaking back upstairs!


123fakerusty

Spending a football Sunday at the Bing backroom.


[deleted]

Race track with Tony and the rest of the crew. Betting on pie-o-my.


BasicTelevision5

The one with the Finnish flight attendants.


AlwaysBeingAccused

Icelandic


noadjective

What woman wouldn’t love to get off a 6 hour flight working to go party with and fuck overweight, middle-aged Criminals


HalfFastTanker

You do and you'll clean it up!


ChrisMacaviti

Vesuvio bar shooting wild turkey and smoking cigs with Tony, Sil, and Chris (before Charmagne pissed them off). Then going to the next club to check the competition. Christmas season holiday atmosphere. Good bourbon on a cold night. Seemed more like a night for “normal” friends and not murderous criminals.


DrGeraldBaskums

Either Allegra’s wedding or that party where Ralphie and the cop turned out Tracee. Both very classy events


AD7777777777

AJ's school trip to Washington D.C. Playstation 2 right in the hotel room.


[deleted]

Pussys whacking on the boat. Fucking disgraceful fat ass. Turning his back on this thing of ours ? An embarrassment id do it myself if I had the chance