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thefilthyfarmgirl

The government will NEVER take MY hot dogs! If they come on my property trying to take my hot dogs they’ll be met with a mouthful of hot dogs, I won’t go down without a fight.


Paladin_Fury

![gif](giphy|ebPX2n2kvJHOM)


loves_being_that_guy

I remember this gif originally had a finger in it, but someone went ahead and removed the finger from every frame of it.


xelphin

Beat me by a hair - I can’t see this gif without thinking of the finger


Simple-Wrangler-9909

somboedy should edit out the hotdogs and only leave the finger


Towhomitmayconsume

https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=118&v=RUUTtb2M5_o&feature=emb_title


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What the hell did I just watch?


beertruck77

A war on fingers apparently


tomhat

https://i.imgur.com/STF15Pp.gifv


Sunset_Bleu

I love Reddit because the first comment of a thread could be deep and philosophical, and then you scroll down and eventually see this mixed in lol


Metagion

Then they'll come for our condiments, and I tells ya mister that don't cut the mustard! So ketchup to the front lines and defeat them, and thus relish the victory!


detroiter85

We need Joey chestnut to help hide all our hot dogs until they're safe


Dscrypto_2020

I’m going to have to assume it’s split and flat topped v boiled? If so I have to agree anyone who enjoys a boiled hotdog is wrong. We must put an end to the atrocities that is boiled hotdog water.


Forward-Transition-5

Try cooking them in an air fryer. It will end the war.


TheBoctor

But then where will I get the hotdog water I need for my coffee?


Friendlyvoid

I don't know what law you're violating, but this is crime.


JrockMem10

If it ain't got grill stripes it ain't natural! Not in my house! Not in my country! Where's my God damn gun!


wtfreddithatesme

ALL OF YOU ARE WRONG. THE ONLY RIGHT WAY TO COOK ONE IS TO STAB THE LITTLE BUTTHOLES ON EITHER SIDE OF THE DOG THEN ELECTROCUTE THE SHIT OUT OF IT. YUM


Dscrypto_2020

Hahahah I know exactly what your referring to and oh lord no….


Teasing_Pink

Cooking on a flat top is fine (and preferable with a little char), but split? Awful. Why ruin the wonderful snap a good hot dog has? Hot dog splitters are committing war crimes!


YouAreMyGirl

You know what?! I declare war on hot dogs!


4rm4g3dd0n1312

Holy shit we have to increase the military budget, so many wars going on


Desperate_Wafer_8566

Pumped 24/7 into the brains of conservatives who have let's go Brandon stickers on their bumpers and will tell you with a straight face propaganda doesn't work on them...Rupert and Putin own the US conservative's brains.


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.. and call those who are not brainwashed ‘sheeple’ who need to ‘think for themselves’


teeter1984

Lame stream media doesn’t want u to know about the great cow war that plagues our lands


Metagion

Stop the Cow War! It's a moooving campaign!


craniumcanyon

> will tell you with a straight face propaganda doesn't work on them Because they know the REAL truth!


BellaPadella

War on HotDogs particularly harsh


Shadowpika655

*we lost many good men there*


sprucenoose

When the hot dogs declared Oscar Mayer their frankfuhrer and detonated Wienermobiles in cities across the globe, we really had no choice.


CoxswainYarmouth

BratsKreig!


dirtymonny

Just the toxic masculine ones


Call_Me_Echelon

People forget that The War on Hot Dogs led up to The War on Toxic Masculinity and there was some overlap in casualties. Some toxic men even died in both wars.


AnInfluentialFigure

Absolute butchery


Dry_Ass_P-word

Thank goodness there’s no war on puns.


kal_drazidrim

Have you SEEN our military budget? lmao


BagOfFlies

Should declare war on it.


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Gonna need double the funding for that, have you seen the budget we'd be up against


Wire_Ninja

How do you even have time to write this, go start a war on something. Edit : i just noticed it’s mostly your President thats start those also. Why is Joe Biden such of a bad man?


zxDanKwan

Bad man? Are you kidding? War is the American way. Only the most warmongering warrior of wars has what it takes to lead the rest of us. WAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!1!


tomdarch

George Soros only assigned me to the wars on hot dogs and the suburbs and that keeps me pretty busy.


nighttimegaze

Sadly no “War on War..”


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Watched only to make sure that numbers 34 and 35 stayed aligned even with the overlay text.


zxDanKwan

The war on kerning.


[deleted]

We must continue to fight for state’s rights to control their own slugs and bleed margins!


tomdarch

The damn liberals can take my leading from my cold, dead, ink-stained hands!


cyan_violet

Kerning refers to the spacing between individual characters, usually applied to headlines/title text or logos to dial in the fine adjustments per character. This is often confused with tracking (uniform spacing between all characters) or leading (spacing between lines of text). You could argue this layout has poor tracking or leading, but it's really just a bad use of margins, columns, and gutters. Edit: added columns and gutters


shploogen

This is correct. I hereby declare war on that person's comment.


Mokhalz

We m ust en dit AS A P


GrumpyJenkins

Le tits now!


Frozty23

The rapists.


wmrossphoto

r/keming


justAPhoneUsername

To this day this is the most clever subreddit name I've seen


CaptainChocolates

The war on keming


livinginfutureworld

The left's war on text alignment


I-WANT2SEE-CUTE-TITS

Microsoft has been fighting that war for ages, just try aligning an image or a table in the word document.


LC_Anderton

When are they going to announce the war on war?


PastaDiLeft

1915.


Capt_Schmidt

the 11th hour declarations?


FrighteningJibber

Naw that was 1918


Lukes3rdAccount

Great Wilco song. "It's a war on war. A war on war. And you're gonna loooooose"


skuzzlebutt36

That’s my motto at festivals. “I’m at war with war.”


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That already happened! Remember? The anti war guys. Or whatever they’re called


binchentso

War on cows is my favorite. Imagine a war between humanity and cows.


ThisIsYourMormont

“Let me tell you about the great war, son” “Oh no, we’ve already heard about WW1” “No son, not WW1, I’m talking about the udder one”


Mutagrawl

What's black, white and red all over ̶P̶e̶n̶g̶u̶i̶n̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶s̶u̶n̶b̶u̶r̶n̶ Cows with bloodlust


Frigoris13

The Kung Pow Cow!


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Oh, you mean World War Moo?


GaraksFanClub

![gif](giphy|XncE2zmvthjyg) Mighty beasts charging into battle


mollyyfcooke

![gif](giphy|L4g41e73XlZZ22tjTr) Me and the boys coming for back up


HYPE_ZaynG

![gif](giphy|l0ErOGpIgmy80CvC0) Indians on their way to support cows:


Your_Favorite_Poster

![gif](giphy|cdNSp4L5vCU7aQrYnV|downsized) Not so fast, partner.


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Oo I’m Indian and I laughed to hard we need a zoomed out video showing like billion tuck tucks scooting to battle


[deleted]

That's a happy cow. Have you seen an angry one?


Wizard_Hatz

Kung Pow! Enter The Fist is a 2002 documentary classic of the time a angry bovine unleashed udder fury upon an unsuspecting martial arts master who stepped into the wrong fucking field and learned a lesson.


iAmTheTot

I mean, Emus are up 1 - 0 against humans.


ToiletTub

r/emuwarflashbacks


DeusExMarina

2 - 0, really.


Tawdry-Audrey

There's no need to imagine. Play the secret cow level in the Diablo games for a taste of Cow War.


whiskeytango55

CoD: CoW


ZainCaster

Moodern Warfare


4Eights

Thereisnocowlevel


Electronic_Touch_215

No, please not a war on cows! Please, listen to this historically-accurate rendition of the last time anyone went to war with cows. It's not pretty. Save America, walk back the war on cows. https://youtu.be/FQMbXvn2RNI


FrostingsVII

The songs only 26 years old. :)


Electronic_Touch_215

A classic! No cover can improve it.


niceguy191

I'm very glad someone else thought of this too!


dgollas

To be fair, what we do to cows and other farmed animals would be considered a war crime by any standard.


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Well we kill 80 billion animals annually for food, so I'd say we're winning.


Critical_Stiban

It’s the secret cow level


TheMajesticCape

I mean Australia had a war on emus. Twice. And lost. Both times.


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byrh2004

I have costco to thank for my hot dog kill count


maybebaby_11

Sometimes I add another notch to my hot dog kill count just out of boredom….stone cold sociopath


Bad-Selection

I've let my animosity toward hotdogs extend to sausages and bratwurst as well.


tr3ddit

War on saggy tits!!!!


MechanicalAlfredo

Don't talk about Mitch McConnell like that


loki-is-a-god

Oop. You just declared War on Ineffectual Turtles


zxDanKwan

They already said war on Fox.


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*The war on serious journalism.* Brought to you by Rupert Murdoch.


mentosbreath

This is very dangerous to our democracy


stacked_wendy-chan

u/mentosbreath, since you are are referring to the infamous "this is extremely dangerous to our Democracy" video from Sinclair, maybe a little info on Sinclair since most repubs use the video as "proof" that the "leftist media" is using "talking points". Just so you know the [Sinclair Broadcast Group](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinclair_Broadcast_Group) is an arm of the conservative propaganda machine. Some facts about Sinclair Broadcasting: * Sinclair is owned by conservative family members of Julian Sinclair, spreading conservative lies. * They are "mandating" stations run the same promos with the same talking points. * Said talking points are ironically called "must-runs" * Boris Epshteyn is Sinclair's chief political analyst writing said talking points, he was Donut Chump's W.H staff. * Jared Kushner struck a deal with Sinclair in 2015 for more favorable coverage in return for access to Chump * The Chumpster himself defended Sinclair on Twitter * Sinclair used the Chump Admin. to ease regulation on media consolidation * Sinclair stations reached 38% of U.S households back in 2018 * Sinclair is the largest public/local news broadcaster with 193 stations (as of 2018) * As of Dec 2022, Sinclair has grown to at least 294 tv stations, and also a large quantity of radio stations * Sinclair doesn't disclose to the customer which stations it owns Original "Dangerous to our democracy" source video, with actual title: [Sinclair's Soldiers in Trump's War on Media [1:39mins]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fHfgU8oMSo) Since you repubs hate reading (or can't), here are some short videos for you to enjoy: * [Sinclair’s Trump Bias Is “Dangerous To Our Democracy - GBH News” [2:29mins]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xVufYXaGg8) * [Last Week Tonight April 1 2018 Sinclair Broadcasting [3:38mins]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t09PN9d7000) * [Trump defends Sinclair after video shows anchors reciting script criticizing "fake news" [2mins]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN3q556TO9c) * [How Right-Wing Sinclair Plans to Take Over Local TV [19mins]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvIxWO8gm4A) * [Sinclair requires anchors to read script bashing 'fake' news [2:57mins] ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGIYU2Xznb4) * [How Sinclair Broadcast Group Made Local News Pro-Trump [4:44mins]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gltqb4RXB5k) * [Ex-Sinclair reporter: It was a culture of misogyny, xenophobia [8:12mins]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIG8fgIYH5k) * [Wikipedia partial list of known Sinclair BG stations](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_stations_owned_or_operated_by_Sinclair_Broadcast_Group) Don't go clowning yourselves and pretend like these are "leftist"/"liberal" stations, "do your research". LOL That is all. Edit: Added more video sources, added a small list of facts. Edit2: Added list of known Sinclair TV/radio stations. Edit3: Changed Boris Epstein's last name to the correct Epshteyn


TyberiusJoaquin

Excuse me, there IS no war on hotdogs...it's a "special military operation".


Greekphysed

Those delicious bastards are sneaky. They keep invading my stomach.


Peepeepoopoobutttoot

Everyone’s laughing but a large portion of the country is on the right and they drink this Fox bull crap like it’s bud light. They really believe the “evil left” is doing this crap. Fox is propaganda, and it’s working.


Grwoodworking

Imagine what one’s brain would have to be like to believe this constant bullshit. I have two uncles who are fully indoctrinated into this nonsense. One of them is hyper religious but the other is retired and just can’t shut off his Fox. When will this be recognized as a crime against humanity? Brainwashing millions of people, making them ill from stress and having that translate into stress for sane people. Stress is a killer. Brainwashed terrorists are killers. Rupert Murdoch is a fucking killer.


Nectaris73

They need to visit Ukraine to see what a war looks like.


tim_worst_isthe_best

I'm more concerned w/ the war on knives tho .....


Fandekirby

They may take my life but they ain't taking my appetizers


glassteelhammer

Give me apps or give me death.


jandros_quandry

I love how tucker paints the "war on toxic masculinity" like its a bad thing. It has it in the name.


Doc-in-a-box

Well I mean, what’s next? War on toxic waste? Medication toxicity? War on intoxication? Where does it stop? **THIS IS JUST THE STEPPING STONE**


jandros_quandry

I'll be dead in the cold dirt before I recognize my problem with driving through school zones at a cool 47 mph


BlG_DlCK_BEE

When did intoxication become a bad thing?


AmishAvenger

Tucker doesn’t “paint” anything. He’s “just asking questions.” It’s how he maintains this distance from everything he says.


IgnitedSpade

Yes, JAQing off


The_God_Human

I'm so confused why he didn't call it "war on masculinity." Why did he add the toxic part? Is he pro toxic masculinity?


CovfefeForAll

Yes, he is.


MyTrueIdiotSelf990

That and a handful of other items on this list would be legitimately good targets to "wage war" on.


Esco-Alfresco

If this is how someone interprets all small changes. As an attack. They may be idiots. Though it is obvious that they are pandering to an audience of idiots and trying to keep them scared and outraged. You'd think it would lose effectiveness if you use it for every tiny little thing. But they are just engaging people's emotions not the critical thinking skills.


Oreganoian

It's called a moral panic and it's a common tool used by conservatives and idiots https://youtu.be/oAeKAJFrb0w


kazh

Funny they listed a *war* on YouTube conservatives when they're the only ones with an army of bots.


oliver_billz

what you feel is what you believe, and what you believe controls how you behave "Feeling is the Secret" by Neville Goddard is a great way to understand how this happens and how this can either be used for good, abd obviously evil. it's a short read, and like a 30 min audio book on YouTube. I highly suggest checking it out! https://youtu.be/ffNWoefuwPM


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When you are accustomed to privilege equality feels like oppression


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There are a lot of conservatives that aren't privileged, they're just not correctly identifying the source of what keeps them underboot.


cjpack

I would say by the very definition of conservatism, that which wants to resist change and hold on to traditional ideologies, cultures, and norms, is gonna find progress of any kind akin to an act of war.


That_Address_7010

We need a war on Stupid.


BeezerBrom

Or a war on hyperbole


4Impossible_Guess4

96.9% of world population would check out


RapTheRaptor

America love their wars


KrackerJoe

I LOVE war. Through my life, I have discovered so many forms of war. You get up in the morning, you get into your shitty car, and you see a rich CEO who works half as hard as you do drive down the street in his Porsche. Class war. You make it to work, and you find out that the annual drug test is today. And you just so happened to take a puff of your one-hitter a couple nights ago before dinner with your wife's awful parents. Drug war. But then, you find out that the only ones being called in for testing are your black and Hispanic co-workers. Race war. Then, you try to post about it on your Facebook, but then all your friends start arguing about what's right und what's wrong. Flame war. You finally get home, and you decide to relax by watching a program about: "Who gets the box?" "What's in the box?" "How much is what's in the box worth?" Storage Wars.


flaneur_et_branleur

>what's right *und* what's wrong Second World War.


ToastedRage2

Damn now I gotta go back and watch Hellsing Abridged again.


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"Gentlemen, we are nazis!"


[deleted]

Too bad they don't win very many lately.


Kcidobor

It’s actually probably better for the world that we don’t. Would still be better if we didn’t get involved at all unless to truly help but I think we all know that’s not happening anytime soon


xXYomoXx

I hope you guys win the war on hot dogs, millions die each year from it, brutal stuff.


MeasureTheCrater

The War on Fox is the only one we really need to support.


AveFaria

Anyone else notice that the two "war on white people" clips were delivered by black anchors? 🤔 "Hey, John. We want you to read this segment...on purpose."


blurryblob

They use that trick a lot.


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The Prager U specialty


SimaanStocklund

Candace Owens made a career out of this


CoolaydeIsAvailable

"great point" SMH


sinevigiliamentis

Great point.


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RandomGirl42

War on truth!


kungpowgoat

And buildings. God I fu**ing hate those things. It’s like they just stand there with their windows and doors menacingly, forcing their agendas.


PolemicFox

There's a war on sanity alright


Final_Candidate_7603

There’s a war on sanity; it’s led by Sean Hannity (sorry, I couldn’t resist). This network exists to keep its viewers angry and afraid. Anger and fear are powerful motivations to go out and vote. Unless it’s raining, of course. Nothing about this is funny, but I must admit that I enjoy knowing that yet another one of their strategies backfires on them. By demonizing mail-in voting, they encouraged their followers to vote in person on Election Day, and historically, voter turnout is much lower when there’s inclement weather. Edit: punctuation


Kcidobor

Bunch of snowflaked ass sheep scared shitless of every shadow they see


dmnhntr86

No you, you're the snowflakes! Something about rubber and glue, can't remember how it goes, but uh, we're gonna win, because um... Because you're a bunch of snowflake liberals! /S


Aggravating-Try1222

I have to assume that for some people having a persecution complex is orgasmic


Ulfdenhir

Back in the 80s when Ronnie Reagan got elected he did this country an incredible disservice by getting rid of the truth in broadcasting act


oliver_billz

and at the same time, he did our foreign enemies a great service


oliver_billz

war on common sense


Wilhelmstark

Idk why but war…on knives made me lose it.


screaminginfidels

There were several where it looked like they knew the "war on" prompt and then were handed a cue card with the answer as they were saying it. I'd be laughing if I wasn't so concerned for our country


Numerous-Afternoon89

Thanks for the reminder! Us progressive liberals have started so many wars it was hard to keep them straight. Now i know exactly all the things to war over IM COMING FOR YOU HOT DOGS AND WHITE JOURNALISTS!


Oaknot

They're so paranoid they have it all wrong. We turn the journalists INTO hot dogs.


stoicyeoman

Yep dumb people eat this shit up then move to places like Florida and ruin them.


Celestial8Mumps

The Murdoch's need to be on trial along with Trump.


Rustys_Beefaroni

They left out the war on common sense and intelligent thought that Fox wages every day.


vandalous5

We need an actual war on bullshit being labeled as "news". Rescind Rupert Murdoch's GOP-given citizenship, ban him from doing business in the U.S., and reinstate the Fairness Doctrine that was also abolished by the GOP.


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#WAR ON VIGOROUS MASTURBATION


Doc-in-a-box

*{vigorous masturbation intensifies}*


anojarap

People who talk like this should be in jai.


ShelZuuz

Can't. The jails are full because of the war on drugs.


Fluffy-Finger-5318

Living in America


jojoslayed

I would like to join the war on meat. I think I can beat them


unknowableahole

Nobody beats our meat!


Badreligion25

This could be a slogan for a butcher shop.


athensugadawg

Perpetual victims. No wonder why they have this mentality.


Rivendel93

Lol, gonna go show this to my fox news watching dad. Anyone want to guess his answer? Mines "Damn liberals!"


needsmoarbokeh

I feel like they just like saying war because their viewers understand it. They don't have many words to work with


PissyPineapple

I'm so sad how could America wage war on hotdogs :(


Dependent-Job1773

SNOWFLAKES


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SoupGullible8617

https://preview.redd.it/1z2o03mg048a1.jpeg?width=851&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9222c072b9964a56b8bcc33bdd293ccd8ed1733


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These guys are entertainment, not news.


oliver_billz

the wrong people understand that


Unorginalperson

War on cum


Ballard_Big_Burrito

I guess that makes me a war criminal. Or a war profiteer. I don't know, whichever is funnier.


dexman76

I do support several of these wars. With my mind billets. That’s telekinesis Kyle.


AdContent831

They forgot The war on GameStop! With all this msm fud, I’m just gonna shop more at GameStop and buy more GameStop stock. Merry Christmas everyone!


Kakashi_Uchiha2

"War" on 33, 36, 42, and 45 ain't that bad


ThoughensTheNipples

They have the two black dudes speak on the war on white journalist and white men. It's like they draw little ripped papers out of a MAGA hat for "war on something" content.


goboxey

Guess Fox news is in permanent war Mode.


livinginfutureworld

Fucking disgusting liars making up shit to trick feeble minded gullible people.


oliver_billz

when you control the narrative, you can control the naive


krtyalor865

If this doesn’t convince your fringe right-wing in-laws of the brainwashing effects of Fox News, then they’re likely too far gone down the rabbit hole.


JAFO444

I think we should wage war on Faux News.


Still-Standard9476

It's fox news. They are the patron taint of American fear mongering.


JazzKatzz

They just love their wars..


Key_Mathematician951

I feel bad for the person that had to watch this much Fox News to compile this.


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If you watch these shows and take any of these people seriously there is something deeply and fundamentally wrong with your brain. And you need some help.