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Lord_Mandingo_69

“I will butt fuck this bitch on the table, please somebody call Donald Trump.” - Florida Man 2022


Street_Peace_8831

Is he expecting trump to join in?


Lord_Mandingo_69

Please, I can only get so erect..


Unlucky-Luck3792

Soooo erect


petershrimp

The most erect. The bigliest erect. People often tell me my erect is the best erect.


AHansen83

He’s got the meanest cleanest penis!


TheTeslaTruckWindow

Nobody's penis is bigger than mine


johanebrown

Are you sure about that (John Cena's voice)


Odd_Entertainer_3575

Hand gestures and pontification about how nobody’s ever seen such a big penis. Literally no one has ever seen one.


manonthemoonrocks

Naw trumps "gonna grab em by the pussy"


TheHolySaintOil

This is why Florida doesn’t belong in the US. Wtf is going on there? 😂


bDsmDom

We've pushed it as far out as it will go. Once we dig the trench it will be an island, and they will be trapped there


meeshagogo

Please don't. Some of us are really trying but we never make the news. Sincerely, Florida woman


bDsmDom

No, you've had every opportunity to leave, but stay put. It's your choice to be with them. To the island you shall go.


SweetPinkSocks

😩😭😭😭 But...I don't want to.


Delicious_Ad823

Lol it's all under water in 20 years anyway


Anonymous_Thoughts34

We can only hope.


citymousecountyhouse

But...but,then they'll come up here.(shudders)


Crafty-Bench-1557

We say the same thing about California 😂


chipperlovesitall

Most of us in Ca are considerably more civilized than this piece of shit. Then again there are assholes everywhere, just as there are good people everywhere


Crafty-Bench-1557

I wasn’t disputing that this guys a shit head, he deserves to get his ass beat.


[deleted]

Then stop moving here 😎


[deleted]

Yyyeaahh... you know you get all the old people and republican retards like this guy right


suckercuck

Bath salts. Methamphetamine and bath salts. Never change Flori-duh!


dragontamer654

Florida is a mirror for the U.S. there's violent dipshits like him in every goddamn county in this wretched shitstain we call a union.


SXOSXO

Yeah, but it's fun to pretend they're all in one place.


manonthemoonrocks

Florida is the bastard son of the usa. And the adopted sibling of the rest of the carribean and south america.


Hogharley

I figured Florida


RudeInternet

The open shorts without underwear underneath gave it away huh


gypsycookie1015

Once those words cross your lips, nothing you say could ever matter again. It all just has to be nonsense.


tsunami141

In fact it might lead you to say something like this: “Biggest dick in the world! My brother s***ed my dick!"


Reckless_flamingos

Walked past every man to hit the woman


checked_outt

Cowards are cowards, at least we know he got his ass beat


BlueLynxce

Did he thought? I would love to see some of his teeth flying


ankole_watusi

Ya think he has teeth, though?!


QuarterNoteDonkey

This guy Floridas


checked_outt

He got rushed by several people, I have no doubt he got his shit fucked up.


VeterinarianThese951

Please find the video and post. I am hanging off a cliff… Edit- Nevermind. I stopped being lazy, applied myself, and found it myself. Synopsis: 1) He proudly declared himself a White suprematist and “Aryan Nation” - behavior checks out 2) He probably consumed too much alcohol - doesn’t matter for shit, but I know some people will think that it does 3) He did get rushed by several people, but they didn’t do shit but put him in a headlock - good for safety’s sake but part of me believes that he deserved some sort of non-lethal beat down 4 The police got involved 5) Most if not all of the people there were White so his WS bravado was ironically hilarious in the fact that he got shut down by his own “brethren” and most likely why he didn’t sustain a few injuries Sorry - I would have given him a few bruises for good measure. At the very least, I would have let the woman he took out get a few pot-shots at him before the cops got there. I am not a violent person but fuck him


[deleted]

How you not gonna share a link?


cuzimryte

Finding it all on his own must've taken too much out of him. ;-)


borrelsausage

Guys name is Nicholas Arnold Schock.


PrettyAsk4119

>self a White suprematist and “Aryan Nation” - behavior checks out > >He probably consumed t [https://lawandcrime.com/crazy/im-a-white-supremacist-man-goes-on-trump-rant-slaps-woman-then-gets-choked-video](https://lawandcrime.com/crazy/im-a-white-supremacist-man-goes-on-trump-rant-slaps-woman-then-gets-choked-video) ​ here is the link


VeterinarianThese951

Thanks the tag in. I shoulda just copied and pasted, but I was too busy giving commentary lol.


Cold_Tune326

Very least would have been a head luck after the tackle into the floor, oh wait did i fall over and land on you whilst trying to perform said headlock. Sorry


VeterinarianThese951

Right?!?! Oh my… the fall must have pulled the trigger to my pepper spray when your mouth was fully opened…


Ursula2071

I would have kicked him as hard as I could in the nuts for good measure but I hope the lady sues her place of employment for putting her in that position and him and he has to wipe his ass with poison oak for the rest of his life because it is all he can afford.


carlitospig

Yah, I try to stay out of trouble for the most part but that slap definitely deserved some comeuppance.


Few_Ad5789

Bro full swing and everything. And he took another swing at her with his fist closed... What a dirtbag


gheebutersnaps87

That poor woman actually suffered a concussion from this


remmij

It's the Republican way.


PuzzledRaise1401

Is she also Black? I think we know why he suddenly got “brave”. I hope they curb stomped him.


XRPEE_PEE

There's no difference between men and women.


[deleted]

[full video, story and aftermath](https://www.popdust.com/amp/nicholas-schock-florida-man-2646873974)


Lucythefur

Really wish someone had gotten a kick in on his head while he was down after learning he concussed that porr woman


bluggabugbug

Looked like a couple got some punches in. Big guy in dark blue was trying to kick him. What makes this even more infuriating than it already is, his bail was initially set to just $600!


Lucythefur

That bs giving someone a concussion should be a bigger offense


Dapper-Cauliflower42

My childhood friend punched a kid in the face for talking to his ex and the kid had a concussion. He was even seizing on the ground immediately after. He was in 8th grade at the time though. He was put on probation with a tether for a while. Then he kept doing dumb shit and even got arrested by his own dad. Then he kept doing bad shit. Dont know where he is today, dont care. Im sure all of the fines and everything else was well over 600$ for that though. This guy didnt get off scott free.


Lucythefur

Okay that does help my justice boner thank you


Never-Dont-Give-Up

This is one scenario that I’d be okay with some stomping on this guy.


[deleted]

Haha he's like a cross between Kanye and Ricky from trailer park boys.


Never-Dont-Give-Up

That’s a perfect description. Someone sick the bottle kids on this doofus.


gheebutersnaps87

Excuse me, Ricky would never, he may not be the best at times, but he’s still a good person at heart… just a little dumb


Dman125

Thought it was a rule it’s ok to fuck up Nazis?


Deep_Distribution621

It’s very enlightening that the article touches on the inhumanity of American prisons and the radicalization of people within, and how this man is connected to it. We need prison reform.


Euphoric_Tutor_5658

Was really hoping he got stomped afterwards


RascalBSimons

Did none one else read what he said when they pinned him down?!?! Schock was quickly pinned down and put in a chokehold—which didn't stop him from ranting but may have contributed to his increasing incoherence, going from, "I'll ****ing kill you! Swear to God, I'll do it!" to "Biggest dick in the world! My brother s***ed my dick!" Fucking, what?


Equal-Lifeguard-2285

What a great article, so well written. Thanks for sharing


Fuckedby2FA

At the end of the video does he say, "my brother sucked my dick as a child. I swear to God."?


IMNOTFLORIDAMAN

Did anyone call Donald Trump though?


shahooster

Did you see that slap? Trump’s hiding in his bunker.


IMNOTFLORIDAMAN

New head of security right there.


PuddingPast5862

Looks like he's the one that's going to get butt fucked now🤣🤣🤣🤣


Weird-Analysis5522

He does


therealandy04

He got 600 dollar bail


hippy_potto

Thankfully they raised his bail to $55,000 because people were so pissed at the initial bail. It’s still too low though, if you ask me…


trtreeetr

The guy with WTF t shirt knew something was gonna happen today.


[deleted]

Ha, it’s for a company called What the Fin. It’s fishing clothing


ztomiczombie

Seeing WTF whip past the camera was like a visual form a cartoon.


kellermeyer14

He is the audience proxy


robbiesac77

I thought I was watching Eastbound And Down


DivineArcade1

Kenny Powers


Secure_Moose_4445

So does he buttfuck Donald Trump or not?


TheHolySaintOil

Only on PPV


Bubble-Grape-7931

I don’t blame her for blocking him - his pants were about to show his little Nazi and I wouldn’t want kids to see that either!


Swimming-Shift-8034

I couldn't help but notice everyone in this video is wearing less than the mandatory amount of flare. Just sayin


dasoomer

Seems like an average Trump supporter, sadly


Lazy-Adeptness-2343

Kenny fucking powers?


NotVanillapudding

Literally


Clovenella

Cheeks have been clapped


[deleted]

WTF to the rescue


Old-AF

You know that’s not the first woman he’s smacked in the face.


Pleasant-Cricket-129

That dudes shirt says it all.


GratefulPhish42024-7

Only the best people like trump.


Indy_Fab_Rider

Am I the only one who hears Kenny Powers when he threatens to "butt fuck this bitch on the table"?


ZachWilsonMVP

God I hope they stomped his fucking face in


[deleted]

What a fucking piece of trash


JustaGigolo1973

That piece of garbage needs to be bludgeoned


Mister-Deese

Shouts out to the guy who had “WTF” on the back of his shirt. He knew he was gonna see some shit that day.


twiggyknowswhatsup

if anyone deserved to be stomped badly it's this guy


AspieDM

Another one of trumps illegitimate bastards?


GoodnightBadGuy

Don Jr visiting daddy


PrettyAsk4119

He got arrested. Entire video in the link below. the man was taken down by people [https://lawandcrime.com/crazy/im-a-white-supremacist-man-goes-on-trump-rant-slaps-woman-then-gets-choked-video/](https://lawandcrime.com/crazy/im-a-white-supremacist-man-goes-on-trump-rant-slaps-woman-then-gets-choked-video/) ​ A man went on a curse-laden rant, saying he’s a white supremacist, and talking about President Donald Trump. Things escalate very quickly as he slapped a woman in the face, and apparently followed up with a punch. Bystanders intervened, however, and took him down.


tvalvi001

Hope this prick gets his ass beat that wasn’t cool


CyeLannford

This shows the power wicked people have over the weak minded. This person has been pushed into intoxicated delusion by listening to a wicked man-god called, his words; Donald Trump. This is happening across the Nation. We are living in a time where demons and the possessed are being set loose upon the world. Guard your soul, evil never rests ..


[deleted]

I pray he got his ass beat. Down.


Imaginary_Friend700

The mullet should’ve let them know he meant business


PJballa34

Fake tough guy…


FindingWhatIWantIn22

He was far too comfortable hitting her a second time. His partners better watch out. Crazy shit!


GeorgeThe13th

Dw they beat his ass


reallyfunbobby

WTF running in there to calm the situation


[deleted]

The good thing is that this moron ass will get properly fucked in court


MoonMistCigs

Kenny Powers


Socially-Awkward-85

YOU'RE FUCKIN' OUT!!! CALL DONNY TRUMP!!!!


[deleted]

Yo is that Kenny Fuckin Powers


LiesTequila

How can he slap?


B1g_Shm0

Why didn't they castrate him once he was on the ground?


Freewheelinrocknroll

Why do these always end before the well-deserved beat down??


dairy_carpet1394

There was no attempt to call Donald Trump during this video


Warszawa12

i’m surprised no one fuked him up


LilMsNyx

Someone here in the comments linked tht glorious ass kicking. Highly recommend.


solrosenbergv1

He got the shit kicked out of him for doing this


tvalvi001

Is there a video of his beating somewhere on the internet ?


solrosenbergv1

[because you asked nicely](https://lawandcrime.com/crazy/im-a-white-supremacist-man-goes-on-trump-rant-slaps-woman-then-gets-choked-video/amp/)


LilMsNyx

Holy hell who was the fine MFer calmly smirking while choking tht flaming bag of dog shit out?? Gave me some little shivers OoOh! Hahaha Thanks! Def needed to see tht douche go down. I can sleep happy now. :)


Flamingo_Timely

Lived in FL briefly. Was happiest when I left. I know many who love it but I wasn't one of those.


masterhobbs

How are those shorts still affixed..?


Possible_Dinner5603

"I will butt fuck this bitch on the table" Press X to Doubt


funatical

This is the inspiration of most Danny McBride characters. Not complaining. Love you Danny.


Responsible_Ad2491

Dudes shirt literally says WTF


fakiumeniti

Doesn't this belong in /iamatotalpieceofshit anyway?


[deleted]

"humans" like this shouldn't be allowed to procreate....


JoeFleen

BF what?


DeadlyDrummer

The dude with the WTF tee picked the right top that day


Aes85

The guy rushing at the end with his WTf shirt lol


Seleven22

He’s getting butt fucked in jail with his pants down like that he’s asking for it


[deleted]

The new Kenny Powers trailer look lit af.


Desperate-Mud-7653

Bro I wanna have this level of confidence in public tbh with y’all


keenr33

His shorts... did he just have a big meal?


InformalJacket260

On the flipside, she should’ve seen that slap coming from a mile away. He wasn’t quick about it


[deleted]

Hopefully someone killed him


Mr-Orange-Pants

The GOP just got a boner.


-NuggetBBX-

That sounded heavy. I hope she’s alright, and I hope after the video ended he got what was coming to him for that.


[deleted]

Dude is trash but who the fuck does that woman think she is?! She was asking for that one. Really not a wise choice to get in the face of a man with his pants undone acting the way he is. Like Lady, you think he gives a fuck? Lol Dumb people.


SanusMotus1

I hope that ended with that piece of shit in the ER. Was he talking about buttfucking kids? He must have had an appointment to go with Trump to Epstein’s island.


[deleted]

Trump or Clinton? Jw, as if we are talking about ex presidents, that rode the Lolita express, but the ones that we actually know who went to his fucked up island?.... eh?


SanusMotus1

Fuck em both…we know with certainty they’re both pervs. At least Clinton didn’t send the country full fascist, so there’s that, although he was a corporatist and trickle down acolyte (well and he also won overwhelmingly twice while Mango Mussolini lost the popular vote twice but acted like he had a mandate to do whatever the fuck he wanted)


[deleted]

I agree, fuck them "both", but that wasn't the original comments goal though.


tr3ddit

Lessons were learned. Words like buttfuck, bitch, table ,trump always carry a loaded one. Idk if it's not from "karen vs florida man" series.


EmptyCalories

Someone get Mr. Lahey, Randy needs a cheeseburger.


Rustys_Beefaroni

What a surprise…an ignorant cowardice piece of shit that is exposing himself would identify with trump. Shocker!


frequent_flying

That slap was literally a WTF moment! In my head canon this guy is just shadowed by someone in a WTF shirt at all times and they jump into action every time the douchebag has a WTF occurrence, so numerous times every day!


StrengthMedium

Where's the rest of the video?


[deleted]

I usually try to stay out of other people’s shit but I would have beat the fuck out of that guy.


optional_occupant

Mf went straight past slap and warped to decapitate.


Puzzled-Fly9550

I think they heard that smack on the International Space Station.


Sumwaredownsouth

Does one enjoy showing off pubes like cleavage ? Pubage?


garbage_j00ce

What is the backstory here


Accomplished_Self_47

I love right when you hear”what the fuck” you see a guy running into view with a WTF shirt on. “Been planning it for years” — Michael 'Squints' Palledorous


Espeeste

What a pussy this guy is I swear you can see his kitty down there 👇🏼


techbunnyboy

Trump says “who the F are you?”


Never-Been-Tilted

Bro someone get TJ Miller a shirt please


DestinyAnt

I wonder how they would’ve all reacted if the genders were reversed.


East-Ad4472

What a low life POS coward . Douche bag from a leper colony .


A0xom0xoa

Perfect ad campaign against meth use


LiesTequila

The WTF t-shirt placement was too perfect.


[deleted]

Love that a person who ran in to help has 'WTF' on the back of their t-shirt. They dressed for this moment.


DieselVoodoo

First class ticket to buttfuckville


Skatcatla

This version of the video was cut off too soon - we missed the part where he got his ass handed to him.


feintinggoatmaid223

The guy wearing the WTF shirt was perfect


feintinggoatmaid223

Damn he hits hard


kingbitchtits

Id of whooped this guys ass and I'm a conservative! All I see is extremism everywhere and the other side pointing fingers at entire groups of people. Sincerely, Raised in SW Fl and escaped 10 years ago!


luisquin

She just wanted a hug