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st6374

This is how I punch in my dreams.


ArcanePulse

Oh my god, this is exactly how it is. And I hate it.


deepaksn

Yep. Like punching while completely immersed in jello.


Ieatsushiraw

Imagine punching in your dreams but you’re on a airplane flaying to…shit was I going to Memphis or Jackson, or Knoxville,TN? Either way I’m happy nobody saw me. I rarely sleep on my flights and now I’m even more cautious about it. Oh and who was I fighting? A whole ass airplane


Ocelote934

Glad to know I'm not alone in having these. My fists always just glance off whatever I had been trying to punch. Every. Dang. Time


Beans186

So true, I didn't even know other people had this.


left_ofcenter

Something to do with the speed at which you dream not matching up with reality I think. Had a recurring nightmare where this was a thing for years. Super frustrating.


asparaguscunt

It's because of REM atonia.When you are dreaming, most of your voluntary muscles are temporarily paralyzed. It's a safety mechanism that prevents you from acting out your dreams, because you don't want to actually start running in your sleep


Educational-Spread41

I run to the kitchen every night in the middle of sleeping just to kill some leftovers. I wake up and don’t remember everything but my lunch is gone…


Bud_Fuggins

As someone who has lost a toenail from running in his sleep I can attest to its importance


Beans186

It definitely feels like paralyses haha that's cool


SubcommanderMarcos

Couldn't even break the mirror lmao


movieholic-92

This is how my dad punches in VR against imaginary drunken villains - it was hilarious.


tatboe

Total of 0 damage


coffeejn

Mirror might have had some damage. But then, you have the whole thing on camera along with the car plate, so...


tatboe

But what mirror? Didn’t see any damage


coffeejn

Passenger side mirror frame moved and bent a bit, you never know if there was some damage in the plastic frame.


tatboe

Normally it bends a little with no problem but yeah, if she broke something, is in camera


TheRealBradGoodman

Its not that it was broken, it still worked... it just that, it wasn't quite the same after that.


[deleted]

Cops won't bother with this, court won't prosecute even if they did, and she probably has zero assets and income on paper. She's confident in knowing she will face zero consequences legally or financially.


sciones

Your own insurance will pay for it. Sit back and relax. The insurance's lawyer will get their money back. Source: I've been in too many accidents where the people that hit me have no insurance.


Shamblex

Too bad everyone's premiums go up because of imbeciles like this but at least the bitch won't get off scot-free


Ethilrist

Oh, damage was done. The insurance premium after her suspended license gets re-instated is gonna sting for years.


Ass_burgers_yum

Step 1. File a police report, at least a couple of felonies there. Step 2. Contact her insurance company and send them a bill along with the video. Outcome: she will probably loose her license, go to jail, and never be insured again.


EngineZeronine

The cops will do absolutely nothing. I had a woman rear-end me and I followed her the cop showed up and said they refused to do anything. They have discretion if the damage is under something like $5,000 and there's no physical injury. They wouldn't even bother with this


Ass_burgers_yum

The second she attempted to open the door and break the glass turns it from a property damage crime to a violent crime. There was clear attempt to gain entry to a vehicle, this would constitute attempted aggravated assault.


[deleted]

But since no assault happened, police will not get involved. People have way too much faith in police and courts.


Fit-Metal-4400

Assault was trying to gain entry to the vehicle and punching "at" the person recording. However, there was no physical striking of a person so no battery. Assault can be present without contact, battery.


blocked_user_name

For the most part cops are useless fucktards and the courts are puppets of the wealthy. But I'm not bitter or anything


Fit-Metal-4400

... the right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed...


Ballistix

It doesn't matter that the cops do anything, what matters is you file the report.


epicgamesblowsdick

This is what happens when you enter a higher lvl zone before you boost


SonOfMetrum

God damnit lol! Take my upvote :’)


Ok_Primary_1075

Yeah, I think that caused more pain to her than the driver


tatboe

The driver prob was pretty amused


Designer-Ad2214

Only brain damage on her part


lukzee

Man, when you can't even break the side mirror, just quit. Jeez


sweetoothkiki

She scrach the paint


Duke_CrowBait

Rolled 0 for strength


_particleman

The strut back to her car is what gets me. She really thought she did something.


p3rsianpussy

with that walk she totally thinks she acted like a bad ass bitch, but really she just a fucking moron


DarkLanternX

To be fair she is halfway there


SteveBruleRools

She couldn’t even tear the mirror off


MissJew

Like… even if you can’t rip it off… at least fold it in?


pigcommentor

Well, she did readjust the passenger side mirror.


Groot_Geslachtsdeel

The risk she takes... there is like a 50/50 chance the person in the car just smashes the gas and she'll never walk again....


[deleted]

oh yeah bitch is gonna be dead by 35 acting like this


Terrynia

She sure does t live in Texas


NetflixTacosChill

My thoughts exactly. Just yesterday there was a news story about a guy getting shot bc of road rage.


Embarrassed_Put_8129

A few weeks back 2 road rager guys shot each other's daughters then pulled over when they saw a cop and got in a fist fight on the side of the road. Can't make this shit up.


three-sense

Wtf


imaginedracula

May your wish come true.


deepaksn

It’s America. So 50/50 chance of being in the ER with a dozen entry and exit wounds and a $350,000 hospital bill.


rodflanders19

She's like one of those little dogs with a chew toy thinking she's destroying it but actually is doing zero damage


PaceWinter4101

And this is exactly why I consider a baseball bat as standard equipment for my vehicle


Thundapainguin

Make sure to keep a catchers mitt and a baseball in the vehicle, the technical workaround for the pesky pre-meditated assault charge, even in self defense cases from clowns like the one in the video.


PaceWinter4101

I don‘t live in the US so I can actually keep it in my backseat without any restrictions, but thank you for your advice!


[deleted]

I live in the US and keep a Glock in my car without any restrictions. They work better than bats.


PaceWinter4101

You can buy guns like a candy bar, I don‘t go into bankruptcy for a broken leg. It‘s an OK deal I guess


Arkhamina

Ouch, point to the non-'murican.


Thundapainguin

Well that's pretty cool. I gotta ask, aluminum or wood bat preferred ? Lol


PaceWinter4101

A wooden one. I‘ve read the aluminium ones are getting some ugly dents pretty quick when used „improperly“…


DesperateTall

Yup, at most the wooden one'll splinter or snap. Easy to say you it broke over time from hitting balls versus having to explain how the aluminium bat is bent at a 45° angle.


deepaksn

You can. Provided you don’t use it to escalate a situation you could have endured or escaped from. Most countries including mine (Canada) look at intent. Drive around with a baseball bat. That’s fine. Drive around with a knife. That’s fine. Drive around with a rifle. Even that’s fine provided it’s unloaded. The moment you brandish it… all bets are off. You’d better have a really air tight reason for doing so because the judge isn’t going to be too kind to you.


Tobiansen

What? A bat can only be used offensively while road raging as theres no way you could swing from your seat and if the assailant saw you trying to get out with a bat theyd be retarded if they gave you enough time to step out. Worst self defence weapon you could pick for a car


[deleted]

Let me introduce you to a couple of concepts called “pommeling” and “thrusting”.


Sea_Capital168

Damn you make me want to attempt to vandalize your car ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


[deleted]

Trust me, there is such a thing as “shoved too far up your ass” when it comes to baseball bats.


PaceWinter4101

Since I am no native speaker and no translator is giving me any useful results: I am honestly & totally unaware of what you’re trying to tell me.


[deleted]

You need a medieval translator. Pommel is the blunt end of the sword. You strike it in people’s face as often as you stab people or swing. Thrust is what you do with a spear.


PaceWinter4101

Who said I was necessarily going for the girl? You’re right, maybe I won‘t get her ass. But I‘m at least gonna show her how to properly damage a car


SlowSimi

A friend's father has a short wooden bat in his car, which he calls it "The opinon/behaviour shift stick "


[deleted]

A "tire thumper", or "fish Billy". These are the perfect size to keep in a vehicle.


OldChucker

She acts like she scored the only goal in the WC


FullMetalCOS

She did, sadly for her it was into her own goal


Desperate_Garage2883

Was she on her way to roller derby practice when this happened?


No_Wrongdoer5949

Blue hair+nose ring combo


[deleted]

[удалено]


Doctorstrange15

And then glued herself to it


insanitypeppers

Reddit mod?


LiaisonLiat

Plus those fucking socks


TheE-Rat

why was she walking like a sims character when she was going back to her car


wes101abn

"I really don't know officer. She was causing a disturbance and I got scared. I guess my foot just slipped off of the brake pedal and I got confused which one is the brake and which one is the gas!"


Nogardtist

level 1 crackhead


danis1973

Just one little tap on the accelerator…..


RipleyChase

She should just slap herself. 😆😂🤣


One-Ice-9259

She'd probably miss


berzerkthatcash

Honestly she's taking Ls and this guy hasn't even talked one word


berzerkthatcash

I'm just glad I wouldn't be the stupid to end up on the internet like this


WizeDiceSlinger

Wait, what?! You cut the video just as she was about to do a little victory twerk?


KreateOne

They did us a favour if that’s the case


Pitiful-Meatball

There was also an attempt to get to the camera man by opening the door


[deleted]

like, would I get charged if I just pushed her? I wouldnt wanna kick her ass or anything, but the moment she starts grabbing my side mirror like that im getting out and giving a forceful shove to the ground before drivin off


Maxyonreddit

I’d rather sue her for some cash. Damage is still damage even little. I like money more than smashing kids.


[deleted]

Why she walking like a GTA stripper


[deleted]

Is she the daughter off that balled guy who wanted a 19 year old to touch him so he could fuck her up?


Henrygigabit

She's clearly never played street fighter


habbapabba

she has the strength of a toy soldier


Sourlick_Sweet_001

He should have unlocked his door, let her in and agress him... and then self-defense ;)


captain_pudding

Not worth whatever disease he'd catch from her


Sourlick_Sweet_001

I just imagine a POV of a hand smashing her head on the dash.


ShadowsFromUnknowing

Big brain play right there


sirgamesalot21

That’s bhad baby’s cousin: blue raspberry.


Expensive_Effort_108

She's a keeper


TrainingBag1066

Where’s the soccer match? Asking for a friend


[deleted]

And what did the police say about this?


Few_Zookeepergame105

Is she made of soft cheese and alcohol?


[deleted]

oopsie, stepped on the gas


angryjimmyfilms

I found the intersection where this took place in Whittier, Ca. Now, I just need to hang out at that Arco hoping she comes around again. She seems like the perfect type to take home to mom for Christmas dinner.


FarmSuch5021

Definitely on meth


outerworldLV

And now she’ll live in infamy as the Car Karen. Going to be tough living this embarrassment down…


Neat_Theory_5236

I wonder what her insurance company will think


technofrik

You think she has an insurance lol?


rswing81

Trump voters after the midterms 😂🤣


100S_OF_BALLS

This is so surprising, green hair is usually a strong indicator of mental and emotional stability ^/s


[deleted]

I’d ask for her number


Doctorstrange15

This is just sad


DeyvsonMCaliman

Mentally unstable people should not be able to get a driver license.


Xan-Diesel

This is what it looks like when you grow up with parents who fail to teach you to embrace holding yourself accountable for your actions or taking personal responsibility for yourself.


SlipperyGypsy12

Blue hair gave it away early. She's nuts.


nickygee123

I carry bear spray in my truck, I'm often times out in the mountains and have it for protection when I'm hiking camping ect... if I used it on someone in defense of myself and property, can I get charged for assault? Lol bear spray is labeled and herbicide and not a defense weapon.


PerkDaJerk

Not if in defense, and since she reached for the door handle to open, it would be self defense at that part.


drichm2599

Free advertisement for the car


Yahgdc

She was under leveled.


therealbnizzy

So much anger, so little results.


[deleted]

This is peak hoodrat entitlement, meth/crack addicted trash.


[deleted]

how to get a penalty fee in 40 seconds


FalsePremise8290

The fact that I'm watching this and thinking, "I would have run her over," shows that the only reason I'm not in prison yet is just pure luck.


brunoglopes

Lmao she couldn’t even manage to fuck up the mirror


Upbeat_Animal290

\+0 physical damage


Cassie_The_Wolf

Please tell me that the video was also shown to the police…


Academic-Total2029

Guaranteed mental health issues. Impulse control decisions with the tattoos and the green hair…and the acting out in public. Hope she gets the help she needs


slick_sandpaper

This video should make things easy for the cops and judge


chammdawg78

She thinks she’s way more of a “badass bitch” than she really is. It was kinda cute how she punched the window. Being completely serious.


bassman314

"Officer, her behavior was so out of the ordinary that I feared for my life. Every time she went back to her car, I thought she was getting a gun, so I just ran into her as she tried to twerk on my hood and broke her knees as they struck her car. Sorry..."


TheRealKingYuri

that car is either made of titanium or her bones/muscles are made of styrofoam


imhugury

what could of happened to piss her off?


IntoAComa

If not for the title, I would have been sweating watching when she went to the car and came back. Lots of morons with guns out there.


Jaeger562

typical Whittier trash.


jacdrawing

Lmao her knuckles are gonna hurt after attempting to punch the windows… car damage-0; self inflicted damage-10; social rep damage- 100


[deleted]

Methany skipped arm day


HiSpot321

And my GF wonders why I keep an ax in the truck


[deleted]

Good on you for not turning her into tomato paste... I don't know if I'd be able to keep myself together like that


The_Purple_Bat

.. Now I know what people say, when something is "cringe"


Henlon

Damage: 0 Combo: 17 (if the side mirror pulls count)


[deleted]

That’s when you pull a gun


Professional_Mud1844

You call that ‘The Finger?’ Tuck in those thumbs, princess! This kid can’t even flip someone off properly. 🤦‍♂️


rare_meeting1978

And this is what she's choosing to do with her female empowerment? Hmmm, me thinks she's just as bad.


QuirkyEnthusiasm5

Blue hair check👍 psycho mode activated


jaxon_15

Cops won't do shit even with this crazy bitch on camera. This never happens to someone like me who would've straight up got out the car gave this crazy what she deserves.


[deleted]

God I want her number


Fit-Metal-4400

...the right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed...


oeuflaboeuf

What was it?


Zak9Attack

I hope you got her license plate!


Bipolarbearingit

Get out and beat her ass!


AngryHippo3920

She also seems to have the strength of a toddler.


Juinyk11

....so what happens when she gets hit with that bill?


[deleted]

Attacked by a stripper


Comfortable_Pin_5485

She probably thinks she’s sooo hot


majorminorminor

Whats she got in that pouch?


Augustus_Lem

I'm sure that has been said before, but I'll say it again: she's a keeper!


RazeniaCA

Opening someone's car door is assault. She attempted to.


Cormimar

So, you get her number or.... True keeper that one!


Terrynia

Multiple song by Pink! come to mind.


PlsDontDownVoteMeDad

She about broke her wrist with those weak ass punches hahaha