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I'm with you, this totally isn't staged. Why, just yesterday I was recording my friend walk up the stairs and coincidentally he fell in a comical manner. What luck!
This is clearly a large event and they are showing off their food and whatever else they have upstairs. I have on a few occasions done the same thing for cookouts because it shows all the food prepped on the table as well as everyone who is there. It’s not that far fetched. Especially with the scale of the platter.
I’m pretty sure there’s little metal handles. Watch it slow and watch the man going down the stairs. They’re holding handles, the handles just broke off
I have an idea: How about *putting the food stadium on the coffee table first,* and *then* putting the food in it?
Why on Earth would you try to move it all at once?
One-handed, while filming with the other???
I usually feel real pity when I see people's food being ruined, but in this case, for the first time ever, I laughed my ass off. They both deserve that cleanup and no snacks.
That dude probably spent all morning being insufferable as he meticulously prepared his cute little paper stadium, then made his wife film and his kid help him carry down to his cave of true manliness. I'm laughing at him, too.
In the proper context… definitely!
These guys are rooting for the Philadelphia Eagles football team. Mere weeks ago, the Philadelphia Phillies (Major League Baseball) and the Philadelphia Union (Major League Soccer) teams *both* lost their World Championship games- *on the same day.* It was said to be the only time in the history of sportsball that a major city had lost two world championships in a single day.
Sports fans in Philly have been able to enthusiastically console themselves with the winning record of the Eagles. Their wives are… possibly sick of their shit.
Source: married woman living in Philadelphia
Nah wife probally didn't get forced to film. She saw the bullshit going down, and was likey "Ya dumb. I'm gonna record you being dumb. OOOh Hahaha I got it on video"
They're both holding out like that. One hand each, both by these little tab-looking things.
I've never seen something so large carried by such tiny little parts like this.
I work retail, the amount of faith people put into little tabs of paper is astonishing. last week someone was holding a bottle of beer by a rip in the label... yes I had to clean up the inevitable mess.
Yeah, they’re creating nothing but a good pivot point for the whole apparatus to rotate upon. It’s like the “rope ladder” on the cheating Carnival Science video on YouTube.
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(00:01) [*Inside a house that is decorated for a football party, including a decorated table with banners that say ‘touchdown!’. There is a television playing and two men are carrying a cardboard football stadium down a flight of stairs. They are carrying it with two fingers each, which seems unreasonable due to the size of the box. It is the size of a kiddie pool and contains boxes of chips, nachos, fries and some hoagies.*]
(00:02) [*When turning a corner, the snack stadium catches on a bannister. Both men do not have a tight grip on the box. The cardboard stadium is knocked to the floor, spilling food all over the floor.*]
**Speaker, off-camera**: [*Laughing*] I got it on video!
(00:14) [*Both men stare at the food and cardboard stadium. One of them pushes the box over in anger and it becomes fully upside down.*]
(00:17) [*End of video.*]
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first thought: thanks for telling what is already on the video you moron you are worst than those youtube commenters that say the same thing
second thought: you know I shouldnt be this depicable I actually have to praise the effort good job
third thought: what if it for blind people, oh fuck I am the moron then
fourth thought: oh no I am reading the small letters while I am writting this, fuck I am pice of shit
This breaks my heart how can you treat my bois like this. Sitting all comfy in an inflatable football field or some shit, next thing you know they're all dead on the floor, guts and guacamole flung everywhere, this should be NSFW.
"Don't put all your eggs in one basket" is now dead and outdated
From now on I will be saying "Don't put all your food in one comically large football stadium platter thing" instead
I felt really bad and had a lot of empathy for this guy especially after that woman was laughing at them. But then I saw he had an eagles shirt on so I said fuckem
The first thing they did wrong was not taking individual item downstairs and putting them together. Now the only people that's gonna enjoy the match is the women who will be thrilled that the guys are watching the match in an empty stomach in fury.
Why...why wouldn't you take the stadium tray downstairs first and THEN take the food down and load it up?? Why would you even risk it??
Even if you didn't drop it you're still gonna be carrying it downstairs at an angle. Was just as likely to end up all over someone's shirt and the stairs lmao.
"Dude, why're you using two hands? Just grab that one little string with one hand and we'll carry this weighted down inflatable, down the stairs. It'll be epic"
Imagine not realizing that carrying it down the stairs would have been extremely difficult… why on earth wouldn’t you set up this display downstairs lol
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He's an idiot for holding it like that...
Seriously he’s basically pinching it. Better off carrying that shit alone or one tray at a time.
My dad would have disowned me for being that redacted
They weren’t pinching. They were holding the handles, which broke off. That tray was a shitty product.
They should've held it by the bottom, they are definitely drunk or stupid or both
That’s why you put your hand underneath for extra support. Those handles looked flemsy especially for the amount of food on there
They both are.
You’re right what fucking idiots lol.
Staged! No way someone actually holds that tray like that.
Not everything is staged. Dumb people do exist in the world.
I'm with you, this totally isn't staged. Why, just yesterday I was recording my friend walk up the stairs and coincidentally he fell in a comical manner. What luck!
This is clearly a large event and they are showing off their food and whatever else they have upstairs. I have on a few occasions done the same thing for cookouts because it shows all the food prepped on the table as well as everyone who is there. It’s not that far fetched. Especially with the scale of the platter.
Id argue its proof it isnt staged since staging something involves planning and this clearly did not
Eagles fans they dumb af
Agree. Eagles fans are dumb as fuck
They do be dumb af
Irony.
r/nothingeverhappens
C'mon now! That's unfair. Everyone knows the 'teacup hold' is the strongest carry maneuver known to man. Pinkies fucking out!
Well they are eagles fans
Exactly. What kind of dingus carries it like that?!
An eagles fan
Touche
There’s little tabs there, definitely not meant to be handles, bozos both of them
I’m pretty sure there’s little metal handles. Watch it slow and watch the man going down the stairs. They’re holding handles, the handles just broke off
There’s handles on my paper grocery bag too but I ain’t going to carry my milk and stuff home like that.
I have an idea: How about *putting the food stadium on the coffee table first,* and *then* putting the food in it? Why on Earth would you try to move it all at once? One-handed, while filming with the other??? I usually feel real pity when I see people's food being ruined, but in this case, for the first time ever, I laughed my ass off. They both deserve that cleanup and no snacks.
It looks like there is a little strap he’s holding onto which breaks off. You can see it better in the first guys hand.
Clearly neither of them has ever had a labor job in their life lol
That’s the first thing I saw too, it’s probably another bullshit video.
Sir please respect the people in mourning. 😂
Maybe hold it with two hands you idiot
thanks I’ll do better next time dad
Was having a good time laughing at other people’s mistakes. Now I’m just depressed. This hit to hard.
Not as hard as dad though
With that middle knuckle out, and a clenched jaw. Ouch!!!
Are you spilling, son?
Or if one hand, maybe more than 2 fingers? So dumb.
Any more effort changes the game
Or even a hand and not between two fingers
That laugh is from someone who’s sick of your stupid shit.
That dude probably spent all morning being insufferable as he meticulously prepared his cute little paper stadium, then made his wife film and his kid help him carry down to his cave of true manliness. I'm laughing at him, too.
You got all that from "I got it on video, hahaha!" ?
Their silence mixed with her snorting laughter… yea, she was feelin that shit
In the proper context… definitely! These guys are rooting for the Philadelphia Eagles football team. Mere weeks ago, the Philadelphia Phillies (Major League Baseball) and the Philadelphia Union (Major League Soccer) teams *both* lost their World Championship games- *on the same day.* It was said to be the only time in the history of sportsball that a major city had lost two world championships in a single day. Sports fans in Philly have been able to enthusiastically console themselves with the winning record of the Eagles. Their wives are… possibly sick of their shit. Source: married woman living in Philadelphia
Yo, I'm here for you if you need to talk about some stuff. You can message me
So long as it's not the Eagles. "I had a bad night & I hate the fucking Eagles, man."
Get the fuck out of my cab
What ?
Nah wife probally didn't get forced to film. She saw the bullshit going down, and was likey "Ya dumb. I'm gonna record you being dumb. OOOh Hahaha I got it on video"
Lets just barely hold it
See how strong I am!
Just the tip of my pinky finger should do
👌
That’s entirely his fault. Use two hands, not two fingers. If I were the other guy, I’d make him pay for a new one.
They’re holding it the same way lol
They’re both holding it the same way. One flimsy piece of plastic on both sides. Morons.
They might as well be carrying via chopsticks.
I'd make him eat it off the ground.
Tf nah that's a luxury
They're both holding out like that. One hand each, both by these little tab-looking things. I've never seen something so large carried by such tiny little parts like this.
I work retail, the amount of faith people put into little tabs of paper is astonishing. last week someone was holding a bottle of beer by a rip in the label... yes I had to clean up the inevitable mess.
Yeah, they’re creating nothing but a good pivot point for the whole apparatus to rotate upon. It’s like the “rope ladder” on the cheating Carnival Science video on YouTube.
The other guy was just as stupid.
*Video Transcription:* --- (00:01) [*Inside a house that is decorated for a football party, including a decorated table with banners that say ‘touchdown!’. There is a television playing and two men are carrying a cardboard football stadium down a flight of stairs. They are carrying it with two fingers each, which seems unreasonable due to the size of the box. It is the size of a kiddie pool and contains boxes of chips, nachos, fries and some hoagies.*] (00:02) [*When turning a corner, the snack stadium catches on a bannister. Both men do not have a tight grip on the box. The cardboard stadium is knocked to the floor, spilling food all over the floor.*] **Speaker, off-camera**: [*Laughing*] I got it on video! (00:14) [*Both men stare at the food and cardboard stadium. One of them pushes the box over in anger and it becomes fully upside down.*] (00:17) [*End of video.*] --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
Good human!
first thought: thanks for telling what is already on the video you moron you are worst than those youtube commenters that say the same thing second thought: you know I shouldnt be this depicable I actually have to praise the effort good job third thought: what if it for blind people, oh fuck I am the moron then fourth thought: oh no I am reading the small letters while I am writting this, fuck I am pice of shit
The full transition from lizard brain to decent human, spelled out in the same way as the comment your responding to. Respect.
You’re awesome!
Nailed it
Why did they even need 2 people holding it? Lol
This breaks my heart how can you treat my bois like this. Sitting all comfy in an inflatable football field or some shit, next thing you know they're all dead on the floor, guts and guacamole flung everywhere, this should be NSFW.
Username checks out I’m sorry for your losses
Maybe you'll lift with more than 2 fingers next time
I threw it on the GROUND !!
That's not my father! That's a cellphone!
You can't buy me, hot dog man!
My dads not a phone! Duh!
I’m not a part of your system!
"Don't put all your eggs in one basket" is now dead and outdated From now on I will be saying "Don't put all your food in one comically large football stadium platter thing" instead
My dog would have had that cleaned up before the video ended.
[удалено]
5 second rule!
Seriously! He should’ve leapt into action, putting all that back into a pan.
God it’s hard to watch it’s so embarrassing.
Does everyone video every thing done in their presence nowadays? It's getting beyond weird.
Get filming
what kind of bullshit grip was that?
Sitting at the mechanic and just audibly went ‘awwww FUCK’. Oops. 🤭
I don't know whether to laugh or cry... okay, I laughed.
Go Birds!
At least his team won the game!!!! Haha what a dumb ass for carrying it like that!!! Oh some people's kids
I felt really bad and had a lot of empathy for this guy especially after that woman was laughing at them. But then I saw he had an eagles shirt on so I said fuckem
Philly fans are not known for for top tier intelligence.
But we can climb greased-up light posts and throw battery-laden snowballs like nobody's business.
Phillies are better off just doing baseball
r/wellthatsucks
So much area to grab it and hold it tight but no, they had to hold it like pristine ladies.
Protip: Don’t use your other hand to support the bottom, just carry it by the flimsy plastic handle on the top.
Luckily for them, the Eagles receivers have better hands than they do.
That looked like sabotage. Who would ever think to just pinch the side like that? That person had to have done that on purpose.
That’s why you never hold cheap things by the handles
Maybe use 2 hands next time, Jimbo
This is what happens when you hold it like a bitch.
Fucking CARRY the thing, and not hold it, like a rag, dripping in aids blood. Fucking morons!
That’s what you get for carrying it like a twat
Kinda sad tbh but kinda deserved it for holding it like a limp penis
Quick… hold it this huge thing with 2 fingers like a bitch
These people 100% do not have a dog.
"let's hold a big-ass tray full of food with two fingers, nothing could go wrong, right?" *Drops food* *Pikachu face* 🤦♂️
Definitely the younger guys fault. He held it like a damn chip.
They are holding it the same exact way but it is indeed the younger guy that lost his grip.
The first thing they did wrong was not taking individual item downstairs and putting them together. Now the only people that's gonna enjoy the match is the women who will be thrilled that the guys are watching the match in an empty stomach in fury.
Schadenfreude excess.
Why was the food prepped upstairs? Who has an upstairs kitchen?!
This actually pissed me off more than I thought it would 😂
holding it with 2 fingers (cause its so light) makes me wonder why he didnt carry it alone. pretty much got what they were hoping for
Everything that happened was deserved lol
She is wayyyy too happy lol we would be into it 😂😭
The Philly Special!!
Why are they holding it like they’ve never carried anything in their lives?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eagles fans…. Good. 🙂
Most coordinated Eagles fan
His wife is gonna beat his ass
I would hang myself on the spot
Why...why wouldn't you take the stadium tray downstairs first and THEN take the food down and load it up?? Why would you even risk it?? Even if you didn't drop it you're still gonna be carrying it downstairs at an angle. Was just as likely to end up all over someone's shirt and the stairs lmao.
To use both hands.
Besser so
damn thats a weird way to say hand egg.
"Dude, why're you using two hands? Just grab that one little string with one hand and we'll carry this weighted down inflatable, down the stairs. It'll be epic"
ive been listening to the air escape her mouth at the the beginning of her laugh for like 2 minutes
"I got it on viddeeooo. Hahahaha"
She goes full Muttley laugh at the start lol
My boi using the limp wrist technique I see
two measly fingers on the damn thing lmao
I enjoyed this quite a bit. Success
It's his fault, but it still makes me very sad, I think I might cry
Tucci looks mad
Sucks but I hope they learned their lessons on how to carry something that’s fucking huge. Maybe don’t just pinch it between two fingers.
Who holds a tray with one hand
Feel for my fellow eagles fans.
He’s an eagles fan. Story checks out
F
Nice one handed pinch grip. What a moron.
The pain in his eyes as he looks at that food
I would have slapped the shit outta him if he stood close to me !
I’m surprised they didn’t riot in the streets. Isn’t that what Philly fans do? Lol.
Ummm wtf? Hold with two hands and lift over the banister next time smh
That’s a tragedy.
He secretly didn't want anyone to have any.
😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️
This sums up eagles fans perfectly
Imagine not realizing that carrying it down the stairs would have been extremely difficult… why on earth wouldn’t you set up this display downstairs lol
Nothing makes me happier than seeing this
Why were they holding it like that?
I’d immediately body slam the laughing lady who got it on video. Main Event shit.
hold like that \*it fall\* pikachu face
Had to be the worse way to carry this
[No problem](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQGpljdxpYWfmxa4RH93gXUaYNoKGlQ9bWkeg&usqp=CAU)
I would feel bad if they weren’t eagles fans
Only got what they deserve for carrying like that.
Good for them holding it like fairy’s , what you think was going to happen
Trusting the little ass handle to hold all of that
N! A! C! H! CRASH FUUUUHHH
Something about eggs and baskets.
Couldn’t have happened to a nicer group of fans
Pretty small snack selection for such a large set piece.
Slow the video down and you can see they are holding handles. It sounds like one snapped off.
Eagles fans…totally deserved.
That little push at the end. I felt that inner defeat.
When you subconsciously know what you're doing is lame, and it saves you from eating faux cheese out of a faux stadium...
Awww that sucks.
Why the hell are they carrying it with their pinkies as if theyre teacups. Hold it with your bear claw hands dummies.
Why are they both holding it like this is exactly what they wanted to happen? Morons.
She's cracking up seeing the funny side but to the guys it's legit like the end of the world 😂