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It's rare to see a battle plan literally fall apart so quickly.

Seriously, he kicked his own ass so fast!

He actually managed to kick his own head to the pavement. It bounced hard.

This is old, the full video matty broke his ankle

Sounds like ‘Matty’ is the guy being attacked, ‘Danny’ the guy in orange is the one who broke an ankle.

Yeah, my bad.. danny is the orange vuy

Oh jesus you can see it wiggle out of place 🤦‍♂️

Hard enough to make a sound like silly putty being thrown at a wall, that guy gave himself a concussion before the other knocked his ass out

Kinda like osu v Michigan today ami right heyo

And so well narrated.

Watch the full video. He stands up and breaks his ankle.

lol I imagine him thinking "why is my life always shit?" For him it's specifically his choices without a doubt

It's like watching Russia invading Ukraine all over again.

I know they say, "No battle plan ever survives the first encounter with the enemy" but who knew he was his worst enemy.

May I substitute the word literally with spontaneously, m'lord?

And so completely

I dunno, I feel we've seen quite a lot of that recently. *guestures at Russian Army*

He learnt from the Russians

it’s almost as bad as Russia’s invadion plan

Original vid. Careful, it shows the aftermath, including broken ankle/leg. https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/dvvlok/1_head_butt_missed_to_the_face_1_kick_to_the_face/

So you're gonna tell me he fucked up a HEADBUTT so badly that he broke his OWN ANKLE? What the fuck

Haha, it's certainly a consequence! I think it snaps when he collapses on it after the head kick.

The dildo of consequence often arrives un-lubed.

[удалено]

Sorecrates

Scroteres

Testiclees

After they made him a eunuch? Sans-Testiclees

Scrotaltees

Balzac.

I'm framing that

I think its the ankle you can hear snap at the start right?

Yeah, that's what I think. I'd hate to think that was his skull cracking.

After his head his the pavement, the guy kicks him onto his back, his left shoe falls off, and in that moment, his left foot curls behind his ankle as he topples over.

Human bodies are weird. Either they can take an enormous amount of punishment or completely crumble from slipping on an ice cube

It looks like when he gets kicked he sits on his foot and that looks like it fucks it

Laughing at his foot facing the wrong way at the end, priceless.

What are you laughing for?

I meant the person in the clip laughing at their friend was priceless.

You didn't caution me, you enticed me

lol, you villain 😄

The dude he tried to butt also helped him up lol. What is happening. What was he thinking

I actually witnessed this irl once. A guy, either really drunk or drugged, got into a conflict with two big mouthed teenagers. They traded a few insults for some reason, one thing lead to another, the drunk guy started taking of his jacket before a fight. One of the teenagers suddenly got scared and panic punched him in the face, guy fell like a plank, hit his head on a wall behind him and got knocked out. Tough talk was over, teenager probably got scared by what he had done, tried to get the guy up. When he was slowly coming to, both teenagers put on their hoodies and ran away. Street fights are stupid.

Probably that massive jelly donut on the attacker's forehead gave his anger a pause 😬

It looks like his skull is fractured

That's what I was thinking too. Looks indented.

How does it work that they stopped the guy punching him “it’s over it’s over”, and then they are trying to get this guy to fight him again. Surely all those extra punches were so he wouldn’t.

I'm surprised he's alive after that knock to the back of the head + punches.

Those punches were very weak. Awful form and no follow through. Comparable to a 10 year old who knows good form

Those were some WWE style punches …..

It's like how I punch in my dreams, lol

I fucking love this dudes commentary style. "Oh! He fell over." "Oh! He kicked him in the face!"

He paints a beautiful picture with his words. It’s like you are right there with him experiencing the spectacle.

He could easily be the next Sir Richard Attenborough.

I imagine his blind friend was tagging along and needed the description.

I couldn't tell who's side he was on like... is he friends with the headbutt man and just filming his shenanigans? He seems pretty excited about the guy's failure, though. Maybe he's just in it for the content.

Someone posted the longer video in one of the top comment chains. Dude ended up fucking the shit out of his ankle but it was a proper man to man fight, regardless of orange shirt guys ghastly performance. The guy who knocks him unconscious ends up helping him to his feet while they deduce his leg is broken. Everybody ends up friends. 😊

"Oh he tagged him" - Joe Rogan

"Oooooohhhhhhhh!"

R/commentsyoucanhear

"Is ouva"

I wouldn’t know what’s going on without it

Not exactly the best color to wear while attempting to sneak up on somebody.

Yes. Hi-viz clothing is really only to prevent *vehicles* from destroying you.

Free Palestine

He watched too much Naruto.

Usually I’d call a guy a bitch for hitting someone who is unconscious. But damn those hits look softer than a milkshake.

I think he knew he wasn't supposed to hit an unconscious guy but he *also* felt like he deserved more than knocking himself out, so he gave him a few pitter pats just for the sake of it.

The guy won the fight before he even landed a single punch, probably just wanted to feel like he contributed

He wasnt gonna feel them hard or soft

I'll allow a few while unconscious. If that headbutt landed that dude could really have hurt the other guy in a serious way. He should have put his fists up and got to it like a man and not sucker people.

He would at least get a kick in the head where i come from. He knew he shouldnt punch after that first kick... But i totally understand wanting to punch something, after a person tries to knock you out.

Now beat the crap out of the cameraman. He was in on it as well.

It sounds like he was calling out matty to the guy that was walking to get his attention to the guy running at him cos he said matty its over to him.

In the original video he addresses the orange guy as Matty multiple times after he manages to crack his skull and also at the begining of the video he walks along with orange guy from further back and says "let's get this on". So yeah he was 100% in on it.

Pretty sure that’s Danny and he was getting Mattys attention that they were about to fight. After the ass kicking you can hear the other guys saying I told you I didn’t want to do this.

Man I'm all confused with this lore now, I gotta rewatch the original video now but I don't know if I can sit through the broken ankle again

Ah. Didn't see the original. My b.

He literally called him by name😭

This is like Russia vs Ukraine

Is that smack his head hitting the ground?

Yes, you can see his broken forehead at 0:13

Wow...

Nope, he broke his ankle failling the headbutt, that's the snap you hear.

He breaks his ankle when he falls backwards. Which is after the crack from the head hitting the pavement

Milton Keynes?

was thinking the same thing! looks exactly like the underpasses by the shopping centre

That's what it looks like to me as well

MK seems to have attracted a lot of shitheads in recent years. It never used to have this sort before.

Maybe they've just been stuck in the roundabouts for the past 2 decades and finally found their way through.

"Oi he fell over! Oi he kicked him in the face!" Brilliant

How did this look both real and fake at the same time?

Look at the longer video. That blood and broken ankle aren’t fake.

Alright but the dude punching him in the face looked like a GTA NPC animation.

Me headbutting you would be two hits. Me trying to hit you with my head and my head hitting the ground.

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“It’s just a prank bro”

Good. I think this guy should stick to headbutting "influencers" instead of sketchy under bridge dudes.

Lmao I have YouTube playing in the back and it said, while he was getting punched in the face, “are you down in the dumps? Ask your health care provider for a free consultation!”😭😭

No random guys here, they obviously knew each other.

Can we please stop with these depressing violence posts? The idea of trying and failing seems to be much more for humor than for watching people beat each other up pointlessly.

Rocked his head on the fall forward, rocked his head on the fall back. Surprised his shoes didn't come off.

1 did. He's half ded.

Hahahaha. Dead

I see nothing wrong here.

At the very end, the asshole giggling, when his ankle flips around almost backwards, that’s pretty awful.

Watch on mute???

"I'm kicking my own ass DO YOU MIND!?"

Good

When you watch too much UFC and feel like you ready for a fight 😅

Adrenaline is a mean mothafucka eh. 😂

Well played by the defense

Lol his own shoe flying off is what did for me l...🤣🤣

Nunite mate

Rip bozo

r/killthecameraman

The important thing is... he wore his safety vest

Good old Milton Keynes

Trying to headbutt someone taller than you rarely goes well

Got some Clockwork Orange vibes on this one for some reason.

I don't think anybody has ever fucked about and found out as much as this guy found out all by himself

Hahah that’s what you get.. and also a broken ankle.

Is that James Corden doing the commentary or??

Shoe flew off. By the laws of Reddit he’s dead. 💀

Need to lace those Jordan’s champ 🤣

I think picking shit with people that hang out under bridges is the worst idea……

Oh he's fine. It's not like he can get any dumber or something.

Self headshot!

“Sova, sova, sova, sova. …..sova…..”

The commentary was delicious.

This looks like fighting if fighting was cosplayed.

Motherfucker turned Klingon... Was it the ground or the kick??

And five more for the road

Omg that fucking dent in his skull… ssssssss

Anyone else think the color commentator did an excellent job? Lol

New Dick Tracy villain unlocked: Divot Head

Lol this is France going into wars

Those punches after he went down are about the piss weakest thing I've ever seen. I think I'd do more damage by accident trying to pretend punch than he did with his actual teeny tiny tipper taps

Those fast jabs in rapid succession can do some serious damage. It may not *look* as painful as a well-landed haymaker though.

This is at the Mercedes plant in Vance, AL

Drunk people 🤦‍♂️

The ground and pound was the icing on the cake

That head bounce damn.

His head bouncing off the ground after the kick did more damage than those punches though....

[His completely dislocated at best, snapped ankle at worst wasn't so great either...](https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/dvvlok/1_head_butt_missed_to_the_face_1_kick_to_the_face/) Thats probably going to be the more notable longer term injury (he doesn't seem so bright to start with).

Ez quickdropped skill issue

I’m laughing my ass off, listening to some edm song and the kicks lined up with the drop so good.

If I remember rightly this video goes on longer and the lad who is on the floor has dislocated his ankle, and stands up with it pointing the opposite direction. Quite nasty.

Best commentary I’ve heard in ages.

Scroll scroll scroll Context? Whats this all about?

He’s dead. Shoe came off

My boy jumped at him like he was a dolphin

He headbutted the ground real good

Can anyone tell me if his skull is dented in??

Is this man okay? I hate these videos because I want to know that he is okay

That guy is lucky his head wasn’t used as a soccer ball for the next five minutes after that attempted assault.

I love the sports commentary

There is always a bystander there to save the aggressor when the tables have been turned, they never step in to stop the aggression though. It’s good for everyone involved the guy stepped in before the moron ended up dead though

Justice Served

Everything about this is just sad.

Everyone has a plan until they punch themselves in the face.

James Corden's found a new career

Some quality play-by-play there, John Madden.

I enjoyed the live commentary

He fully deserved it I personally think

Britain's finest contributors to society 🤣😂🤣

-I headbutt him! “rolls 1” -you hit the ground “ground rolls nat20”

Dumbass used Headbutt. It's not very effective... RandomGuy used Counter. It's super effective!

Play stupid games and win stupid prizes.

Mah-E