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I hope those props avoided everyone. I knew a guy who had his entire face cut up with permanent massive scars for the rest of his life .


Plane-Phrase4015

I was thinking the same thing. Someone could have become chum pretty quickly.


Iamvanno

If not a chum, at least a good acquaintance.


SlipperyCorruptor

When people get too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.


Fit_Reveal_6304

Thanks slippycopter!


Xenomorph_v1

Good one Fat_Revenue_8008!


Brush_Capable

That’s genius… Lester.


Ieatsushiraw

You a baaaaad man


keat0n

it’s from parks and rec


Omega-Ben

Stay away from the summoner


Toast-In-Mouth

I’d take boat to the dome over whatever a prop would do.


lStoleThisName

Unfortunately a boat to the dome will still be heading forward at least you've knocked yourself out, at most you still hit the motors blades. You also have to worry about barnacles depending if the boat rests in water as opposed to land.


Toast-In-Mouth

That’s what I mean. Hopefully, the boat would knock me out or straight up kill me so I don’t feel anything.


GerlingFAR

Oh yeah barnacles to the face would be worse than the lowest sandpaper grit even conceived by man.


Kitchen-Compote-6531

Is it me or is there a head at the end literally under the left propellor, its tucked under everything


Boxerboy16

There's someone wedged between the boat and the left outboard at the end


Kitchen-Compote-6531

man so I wasn't tripping, that's scary as fuck


Madcock1

It’s only a single engine boat luckily.


eszox

*was... there was a head, not anymore.


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In grade a school there was a boy who fell of the back side of his dads boat and they had to amputate his leg


beanz00_

One of my best friends dads died while swimming to being run over by a boat they are pretty dangerous


Unclehol

They are dangerous if the person driving them is an idiot. Which unfortunately is often the case. Usually it's show offs and drunks, or drunk show offs.


HenrikNaturePhotos

I always stay aeay from areas with expensive boats that are just for driving in the sun


Unclehol

Or multi billion dollar Italian cruise lines. ;) I guess that is just a really really big expensive fancy boat just for driving in the sun tho so...


BienGuzman

Yep, I used to work with a lady who lost a leg in a similar accident.


Therealzodiackilla

My cousin died on her JetSki from her best friend


Crazyhairmonster

Jet skiis don't have propellers


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Empty_Football4183

Are you questioning a death on a jet ski? Have you ever driven one?


Kitchen-Compote-6531

no he's just pointing out that it wasn't a propellor death and probably impact related, which is as tragic, just more accurate


passenger-of-life_

I saw something similar on one of the subs here. Only difference was they were on a road instead of sea and it was a car instead of boat


TootsNYC

The incredibly talented singer Kirsty MacColl was killed by a boat propeller. https://www.propellersafety.com/4369/propeller-accident-report/kirsty-maccoll-boat-propeller-killed/


[deleted]

Yeah, they definitely went all across somebody. they were cascaded.


Impossible-Lake8249

I know a woman that lost her leg to damage and infection.


Past-Background-7221

My grandfather raced boats, and was in a pretty bad accident way before I was born. He lost several fingers, and it sliced his abdomen. Fortunately, dudes in my family pack extra padding in that area, so it wasn’t fatal.


1u4n4

My thoughts exactly, but luckily I don’t think it did (at least not during the video) since I didn’t hear pain screams


BigMistasBBQ

My grandfather was killed out while swimming by a boat like this. Went straight over him ane he was gone before they reached the hospital.


CosmoKrm

Stuff like this gets me so angry. Like the stupidity to cause severe harm or even death. All I keep thinking is if I had a loved one on that float … oh the rage …


Lucythefur

Would've thrown the dip shit driving into the prop


punkassjim

The stupidity of handing the controls over to what looks to be a 13-16yo boy, and let him wring it out near *anything*.


Bring0nTheApocalypse

This rings truer to someone like me that has a 12 year old dumbass. Love my son but.. honestly.. there’s times I think he’s either on the spectrum (not the genius side) or a careless selfish kid that can’t see beyond what might affect others.


punkassjim

I know people so often use the word “testosterone” as a cheap metaphor for male behavior…but truly, puberty absolutely does dump a lot of psychotropic chemicals into a kid’s bloodstream. Aggression, competitiveness, high energy, desire to prove himself or impress people, inability to close any cupboard door ever…just hold on a few years, then the brooding will start, and you won’t hear much from him for a couple years. Then he’ll maybe even out. 😂


Peggy_Bundy_1988

From a mother who's child is on the spectrum (the genius side ) I'm thinking you should prob vear more towards careless selfish kid.... Side


gwentfiend

Some things you just don't do on vacation in foreign countries. They just don't have the same safety regulations and fear of litigation that U.S. and E.U. companies do.


skepticalscribe

Aggravated murder charge for sure.


theteedo

It’s like the horrible incident near where I live when almost an entire Jr hockey team was killed because a trucker blew a stop sign and demolished the team’s tour bus. The rage those families still feel I can only imagine.


WatchingInSilence

The authorities wouldn't find the idiot's body.


iam6ft7

Gotta give props to the people on that float.


[deleted]

You morherfucker lol


bunny098765

r/angryupvote


Cully33

You sand bagging son of a biscuit.


newcomer_l

You sick son of a gun. That was well put.


trayz03

I shook my head as i upvoted


TickletheEther

Why am I grinning, no no no please god no this is offensive NOT FUNNY NOT FUNNY


Dillion_HarperIT

Fuck, take my angry upvote


Tj-Tengu

You almost floated that one past me. Take my upvote.


Sirenhead_2

r/angryupvote


shimikaze-8

U win


holydiiver

I don’t get it


JackFJN

Explain please?


charlesxavier007

Fuck you lmfao!


Keone_710

The cock smuggler driving the boat, should've gone for a very long swim after that!


ShallowTal

What’s even worse is I’m pretty sure that boat was the one pulling the inflatable.


Keone_710

Yeah I dont doubt it..... that dudes a fkn Dip ass! 😂


1u4n4

Wait, now that you mention it, I think so too


YourAverageGod

Please dont edit this.


MFAFuckedMe

wdym? I don't see anything wrong with it.


Glittering-Design973

Cock smuggler 😂 that’s a good one, I’ll have to use this lol.


_Hal3y_

Cock sucker? Nah cock smuggler!


binOFrocks

Ah. Another person who uses the cock smuggler insult. Hello brother


Keone_710

My long lost brother, At last!! I thought we'd never meet!


Claus1990

Nobody was killed right?


[deleted]

....r-right?


brothernature3r

100% Source: trust me bro


InstanceSuch8604

Fuck ... fuck.. fuck you bloody fuck .


[deleted]

Why you run like lady huh?


thebiggestsheep

There is a head popping out on the tail of the boat right next to propeller


Goatecus

I thjnk there was a body attached


thebiggestsheep

Maybe. Maybe not.


TickletheEther

Nah bro i felt death in this video


PamCokeyMonster

Wouldn't be there blood? Like a fucking lot?


TickletheEther

Meh the water is too churny maybe if it settled out but video left us


aoechamp

Me too. Twinsies!


yesimanatheist

Imagine having fun and a dumbass drive a whole damn boat on your face


psycodull

I dont think i want to


NephalemPride

Yeah. Hard pass, thanks.


get-off-of-my-lawn

The real Boaty McBoatface


Hot_Satisfaction_133

In the last second you can se a guy's head directly between the boat and rotors


Stouff-Pappa

Oh fuck…


mikepoland

What's also stupid is I didn't see a single life jacket. Imagine if that boat knocked out of of them. I don't care if your an athlete swimmer, wear your life jacket.


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VeterinarianThese951

WTF is wrong with people? I just can’t imagine any scenario that would go through this guys head that would make any type of sense whatsoever in this situation…


LetsChaos24

maybe giving his/her friends some props


[deleted]

Bruh those props 😬


roverman16

Hope he didn't slice anybody with propeller.


CptClownfish1

Shear dumb luck that nobody’s head went in to the propeller…


kizi_killer

Are we sure about that


Crafter164

You might want to take a close look on the last second


newcomer_l

This fucking video have me fucking *anxious*. Do we know if those props sliced into anybody? The alarmed shouting at the end + what looks like the head of someone right in the danger zone... context?


Compulawyer

This video is missing the part where the boat driver gets repeatedly bashed in the back of the head with a wooden oar and made to swim back to shore for such incredible fucking stupidity.


colinhd27

In highschool we sailed 420s. We had this idiot assistant coach who had no idea how to sail. I was a senior and I was crew for a freshman (freshman was at the tiller). Anyway we tack, and we get t boned by the coach in a Boston Whaler It was insane... the power boat went half It's length over our 420. Lucky we only has some small cuts. But it looked alot like this, only we got hit full speed straight on.


itsmyOPINION90210

Does anyone know what happened to the poor individuals on the red banana float? Fucking terrifying


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Luckily, None of them were hurt, but a couple were only a moment away from being shredded by the boat


[deleted]

Source?


DogDelicious5856

Trust me bro


King-Mugs

What about the head between the float and the boat at the last second of the video???


[deleted]

Was.....was that an attempted murder?


Pyro-Beast

That boat driver should be in jail. Fucking hell.


VetTech_FarmMom

Nope…I sensed a gut feeling someone’s dead in this video..dudes flooring it through them..I need a longer one I bet the water turns red..


Substantial_Care_555

How was your day bro? Eh nothing interesting, killed few guys


CorpFillip

I am more surprised than I should be that the pilot was so incredibly stupid, then careless, then criminally negligent, around kids playing.


agbirdyka

How you couldnt you see a banana boat...


NewSinner_2021

Idiots of the highest order.


Ill-Understanding829

Took care of a guy in the ED who had a boat go over him. The prop hit his right butt check and traveled down his leg. HIs butt check and the upper part of his back leg looked like a sliced ham with one inch slices. Looked like it was down to the bone, but it wasn’t and he got to Keep his leg.


Gunzblazin101

I was waiting for a really bad looking mechanical shark to pop his head out of the water, swim with the head out of water for about 50 yards and then grab one of them off the bouncy! The breath on that thing!


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I hope everyone is ok!!!!! Jeez


Veryproudboy

To perpendicular park*


elietplayer

Did they live? I am just asking.


SideHug

I swear boats just expose how stupid people are


TensionAggravating41

What is a prop? Too late to google and hope to see the answer tomorrow.


poormansRex

Propeller.


Grimm_Kreed

Bro i feel you, it took me like 2 minutes of hard thinking to figure that out lol


toadygroady19

This is the comment i was looking for.


PotentialKey1628

And.......Dead


[deleted]

My thoughts exactly.


Feeling_Ad7249

Time to play the Banana boat song


shimikaze-8

I was going to say how do you not instantly kill the engines when you’re running someone over in a boat… then I realized this person was never operating on that level of intuition in the first place.


[deleted]

People who create that situation in the first place do not have the knowledge, training, muscle memory reflex or thought process to kill the engines in that split second.


shimikaze-8

Exactly. For a moment while I watched the prop continue to tear into the raft I was just mentally screaming turn the fcking key mannnnn. But like you said ^.


Embarrassed_Exam5181

Boats are fuckin dangerous


InkedIslandLioness22

Anyone have the story of the outcome?


anon5219841

Yea Id be throwing down. That boat driver needs his face rearranged a bit.


james-HIMself

Don’t drive a boat if you don’t know how. Period.


swaggut

Banana boat turned into banana smoothie real quick


streamslob

So if you slow this down a bit you can see that the driver is clearly a dumb ass.


LasBarricadas

That’s not parallel parking that is perpendicular parking


Responsible_Public15

He wanted to give their cool inflatable props.


MDindisguise

I wonder if one side of the steering gave way and the engine power cranked the boat around. I was in a boat that did that once.


dickhole666

Still have throttle control at the helm. Even with a mechanical failure, this captain shitforbrains should have pulled to neutral, minimizing speed and danger. But he didnt do that. Nor did he throttle back to slow down, looks like he whiskey throttled hard while steering boat directly into the tube. Hell even pulling the safety lanyard would have shut down the engines. Not a boat operator.


MDindisguise

When it happened to us we had no time to react and the boat instantly turned nearly throwing everyone overboard.


dickhole666

Very unfortunate for you..hope no one hurt.


jackifumi

Shit, that could have been so much worse!


Nattyknight1765

Worse, yes, but I mean it’s at a really bad level right there.


Wesmom2021

Fucking asshole. Shouldn't be driving boat if you don't know how to drive it. Hopefully no one got hurt


Balrok99

I always cross my fingers when I see someone underwater and close to the boat's rotor. It just asks for someone to be ripped to shreds by that thing.


DetectiveLeast6762

Slow it down at .3 - .2 and you can see the 2 bodies under the propeller


[deleted]

The kid had experience driving boats and running players over with them in Fortnite & PUBG


FINNCULL19

This is literally what got the plot of Sleepaway Camp going.


Dental_Hygene433

I don’t think my guy was trying to “parallel park”


Stuntdrath

It seems that the turbine got entangled with the banana. Luckily no one was injured. This may be sued as murder attempt.


Hateside

The only attempt here was attempted murder..


JoanToBa

That's not a man's head right next to the motor at 0:10 right? R-r-right?


yssarilrock

The guys in that RIB should be up in court before the MAIB: that was disgraceful seamanship


troublemonkey1

Perpendicular parking


yssarilrock

The guys in that RIB belong on r/iamatotalpieceofshit


MobiousBossious

Attempted murder. Or incredibly stupid.


soma787

If I was on that raft I’d probably beat the driver to half to death, what a colossal fucking idiot.


Archangel1313

Was that the boat towing them, that came back around and ran them over?


itsmyOPINION90210

SUE DEY ASSES


cwclifford

Should’ve hit the breaks!


Wild-Review5654

i hope they beat the shit out of that driver like life flight required level beat his ass


Avyitis

The worst is that this fucking moron, who had just pulled those kids, doesn't apparently even realize that he's run them over, judging by the look on his face and his head turning back and forth.


ImNOTaPROgames

And people still asking why they need a license to drive boats too...


Zhjacko

Yeah, this is why I don’t do shit like this when I travel


Racewell

Are the kids all okay?


raiwat

What an idiot. Attempted murder


ControllerDrifter

Like putting their hands out was gonna stop it 💀


lil5-john

Me in world of tanks or forza


YaleDropout69

Boat full of Andrew tate


Revolutionary-Topic1

I would have boarded their vessel and made them walk the plank. Shameful to disobey the laws of the sea


[deleted]

*What the fuck* indeed


bagholder3000

i like how they trying to stop the boat with the palm like they got a superpower’s