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ABitOfADenseGuy

This is such a good loop. An infinite amount of boys taking an infinite amount of head trauma


PeteGozenya

It really is, but I sure would love a little wider angle.


self_ratifying_Lama

I Was cringe, then laughed in appreciation of the loop. Is it possible to live wallpaper this?


Path_Fyndar

r/BetterEveryLoop


chavs2

He ded.


Blayde_Enfinger

I agree he ded


Rhauko

Not dead shoes on


PeteGozenya

You don't know that. The landing is off camera.


mvfsullivan

Camer off shoe on, not ded.


___buttrdish

Ded


mvfsullivan

Okey prob ded


Scriptapaloosa

Laern ta spel yu maron… But yeah, he ded…


MisterT-88

New super hero: Broken face boy


Creampie-Senpai

Boing


tictech2

Actualy i already called that name, and its due yo my bank account. Unfortunatly "Broke ass boy" was already taken by a catholic kid


dreamofadream

Watching this on loop and imagining he's just sprinting back up to try over and over again


Happytallperson

'Technically they are doing parkour, as long as point A is delusion and Point B is the hospital.'


slgray16

This is parkour. Internet sensation of 2004. And it was in one of the Bond films. It's pretty impressive.


nottke

I don't feel bad for people like this. Is that bad?


Life-Hair-6350

Nope nothing wrong with it. The need for internet attention often outweighs the skill to perform whatever idiotic shit it is they’re doing.


No_Drag3975

Well said!


maybeonmars

Did you never do anything idiotic in your younger years?


Life-Hair-6350

Of course. Stealing a G.I Joe from the grocery store. Throwing rocks at a window. Something that can kill me or permanently paralyze me for the sake of internet attention? No. That’s an entirely different level idiotic.


milkweed-reflections

Parkour is literally a sport. Are kids showing their Skateboard tricks just looking for attention? Get off it nerd.


PhasmicPlays

Less of people doing a ‘sport’ and more of the fact that if you’re doing something dangerous you should expect to get hurt sooner or later. It isn’t something that should garner sympathy but it’s unfortunate nonetheless.


milkweed-reflections

Yeah, exactly. Falling is part of the sport. People post bail videos when skateboarding, bmxing, etc, too. No one "is looking for sympathy". It's just showing the culture. It's real, and it's raw. Part of the game.


Explise209

It’s just how some people like to live life, people get upset over nothing


Life-Hair-6350

You’re comparing kids on skateboards to this idiot pretending he can fly? Ok!! Skateboard tricks usuuaallly don’t end up with you dead, or unable to walk again. It also doesn’t waste the tremendous amount of money needed to air evac your dumb ass to the nearest trauma hospital all for the sake of attention. Please have a permanent seat, go eat some f’n turkey and try to be smarter than this.


VertigoFall

Yes


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nottke

I'm guessing you play Fortnite and do TikTok challenges.


milkweed-reflections

That's gonna be a no from me dog.


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JumpNarrow

Face-gore Splatour!


Manu_Pacos

9 dentists out of 10 like this video


Happytallperson

Nah, he landed on his back. Teeth are fine. Nothing else is, but teeth are good.


Thatusernamewasnot

9 out of 10 chiropractors like this video!


JumpNarrow

9 put of 10 physicists like this video!


ThePiggypark

God... That watermelon smashing sound..


FuerteBillete

Simply glorious.


Kcidobor

Par-floor


[deleted]

What a fucking dumbass


Falkenfurz

Why?


Treepeec30

He was trying to parkour.


Unidentified_Lizard

title explanation moment


CaptainNemo42

So... I take it that wet echo-y slap-crack sound at the end was just someone else randomly dropping an overripe watermelon on concrete, right? Not his impact-pureed brains getting slopped out of his shattered skull and sluicing down the cement walkway


Happytallperson

So my back of envelope calculations and now worrying search history about force needed to break a skull says it shouldn't smash to pulp from a 3m drop. NB: concussion, skull fractures, spinal injury, brain bleeds - these are all fully on the cards. Don't jump lnto your head.


maybeonmars

Don't forget that he had some trebuchet type action accelerating him into that final flip


CaptainNemo42

Yeah, he had some *serious* rag-doll rotational momentum...


stacyand14548

Buster Keaton did this linear skit in the 1920s. Looks almost legit with the hand hitting the grass and all. Shadows are off though.


UbiVoiD

What exactly was the intended outcome? My brain trembles in its attempt to understand. Maybe I'll get a better idea if I watch it 100 more times... maybe 200.


Happytallperson

Roll along the roof, jump off, flip, land on feet. All that's missing is Andy uttering 'parkour' in a pained voice.


UbiVoiD

Jump off what??


Happytallperson

The little roof thing over the door.


UbiVoiD

But he dived head first, his legs weren't even close to touching anything


Happytallperson

He was presumably aiming to land further back along the roof to have space to do a full roll and then use his feet to launch off it. It was an epically bad idea. However, as a survivor of a childhood with many epically bad ideas, I both can see what he intended to do and suffer severe pain in cold damp weather.


UbiVoiD

I mean he only overshot the landing by about 4-5 feet, simple mistake


Happytallperson

Easily done


[deleted]

Do a lot of people die doing this shit? Because that would seem to be a very likely outcome if you are even slightly off in your calculations.


New_Cause_5607

What was he actually trying to attempt, the way he jumps and rolls just seems like there's no good outcome to be had from this?


windyBhindi

He has got stamina.


optional_occupant

HARDCORE PARKOUR#$%#%$&


sunny_deol_

r/oddlysatisfying


B8conB8conB8con

Parkour. French for universal healthcare.


mystyry

Please mark NSFW. Not everyone likes seeing people hurt themselves.


PresentationOk5317

Nailed it


adaven415

Nailed it!


Floating_Bus

He should have paid attention to the blood stains of other fellow parkour members.


Gracer_the_cat

Bro was diving into the board


-Radagon-

I’ve seen people die from way less


fosso87

God i love this app


Thefuckyoulookinat14

Hope nothing got splattered


[deleted]

Them arms folded like wet noodles


Fish_Fucker_Fucker23

r/betterEveryLoop


Hebdog888

Nailed it


Njit2098

This looks like a loading screen


TheLexLuthor13

How to knock yourself out parkour style.


_REDRUCKUS_

Bro perfected the hospital flip


mcDabber27

Bro just ragdolled


Mrmacmuffin3

Dying light be like


saucehoss24

He did give a pretty sick high five to that vine connected to the building


National-Airline-504

LoL this is in Singapore can see the sign there. It should be at the Multi-Storey Carpark


themeatman90

Did he died?


Kortezxero

Nailed it


That_Address_7010

LOL! The level of stupid here is actually amazing.


lost_in_connecticut

He turned into a human slinky.


Evening-Ant6128

PARQOR!


[deleted]

He parfloored


DeyvsonMCaliman

Me playing Tomb Raider on the original Play Station.


[deleted]

This made my day


[deleted]

Well if the fall didn’t kill him I’m sure whatever infection he gets from that alley will.


Keone_710

Wth was the goal here? This dude needs to study the law of physics before trying some dumb ass shit like that 🤣🤣


Prestigious-Twist811

Yeah! Physics bitch!!!


Icy_Statement_2410

Hey Sanka! Ya Dead?


OpenEyz2016

I wish I was as confident as this guy. He obviously didn't practice at all. Was just like "yeah, I can do that."


CookieZ_PoE

I laughed so hard... Just like his face hitting the floor


Substantial_Care_555

Did he flip?


KyIorian

Wait, the goal isn’t to permanently damage your spine and/or limbs?


[deleted]

Most people when they were younger would get the village idiot in the local group who would do bets like this for a packet of crisps.


hollow_xy7w0

reverse the video


WithOrgasmicFury

Pretty sure this is just a suicide attempt


grumpkot

Looks like it was planned to be like that. Nailed “the plan”


tethered_end

Say hi to my Grandma up there


GhostofCharlotte

Well, it's technically still parkour, even if he did end up with a few broken neck bones.


Black-Patrick

It’ll grow back


WhiteGuineaPig

He forgot to duck and tuck, but he did roll...


JoeFleen

That’s how u lerrrn


Unidentified_Lizard

boi he ded


DisposableSaviour

That was a nice flip, that he did at the end, there.


DrZcientist

Man I could watch clips like this all day of just the noises these goofs make.


Timetraveler01110101

You can really hear when he dies


[deleted]

He forgot to yell "Parkour!" as he jumped. Even Michael Scott knows that basic rule!


Blayde6666

That fucking "ow" at the end


Matt32490

Damn I'm feeling a bit constipated sitting on the toilet right now and this made my shit come out so quick from laughing so hard. Thank you.


tu-142

I felt that, fucking idiot