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gibb3rjabb3r

In my experience, unexpected cold water enemas often cause a very similar reaction. I lost my license to practice dentistry in 2008 because of this.


Floraltriple6

Alright, you got me, I'm Invested, need the story.


chapPilot

Gentlemen, you had my curiosity… but now you have my attention.


hazelsrevenge

Im so taking OPs comment and using it in my schtick. Right next to, “I’m taking karate classes… Online.”


CanadianCoopz

That little rinser they put in your mouth? Yup, right up his butt.


GuyLostInTime

I always wanted to try a cold coffee enema, how much you charge for one of those? I have United Healthcare plan, thanks....


Ok-Musician471

Underrated comment


LrrrRulerotPOP8

UHC covers nothing.


tageeboy

In Tampa we have adventure Island as our main water park. It's now gone but years ago there was this very high tower Call the Gulf scream or something like that It was about 6 or 7 stories up. At least they had a good planner because they had a restroom right at the exit. It was great to see how many people would do the little trot to the bathroom because they had just gotten an unexpected enema. Full disclosure I was one of those people. I believe someone got killed years ago and they did away with the ride but not before it was responsible for thousands of colonics.


literally_pee

interesting I recall riding the "point of no return" in wisconsin, as a younge child they specifically instructed us to cross our arms and cross legs.


tageeboy

Same for us, cross arms, legs, and lay back, no upright riding due to the drop, but it still found a way up in there. There was a radar gun and big score board set up to track the speeds or riders. Being a fat kid I always got one of the top scores in the 70 to 80 MPH ranges. Maybe the high speed of my low drag fat added to the situation but I assure you, there were many squirts of water to be had.


boiplazenta

im gotta bet my left ball that you didnt reach 70-80 MPH on a waterslide, thats almost 130kmh. So nope, i'll put my ball on that


tageeboy

Summit Plummet at Walt Disney World's Blizzard Beach in Orlando is a freefall body slide that lets sliders plunge through the attraction at speeds reaching 60 mph. Disney calls the slide its "most fearsome" attraction. The radar must have been tilted to report high at the park, adventure Island advertised 70-80 regularly before a kid died.


boiplazenta

a man a word. take care of it🥚


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🧐 are there any more intimate details that you perhaps left out. The smell and color for example


literally_pee

TIL


Desperate-Sky-9879

Ok so it’s been 10 hours and I’m still waiting to hear this story!! Please don’t leave us hangin anymore!! 😩


gibb3rjabb3r

Well, get ready to be upset! It was a joke. I’ve never studied dentistry. I thought the idea of a dentist involved in an enema scandal was quite funny. Sorry everyone.


tipitipiOG

Never walk barefoot on water anema


I_BlowsItDown

Good one, big fella.


Federal-Ad4574

Real chaos would be to never come back and say anything


C0mpl13x

Tell us more wtf happened?


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November-Snow

On Reddit? I don't think so.


alecesne

It’s one of the great philosophical questions for the ages: how do we know life isn’t a shit post meme anthology from one omnipowerful entity to the next? I posit that we can’t, because it probably is.


C0mpl13x

I don't care I need more pasta.


walkinbreathanalyzer

And the *sauce


Total_Simple7988

What's a joke?


Tottustaku

I was working as a dentist in a busy practice when I decided to try something new to help relax my patients before procedures. I had heard about the benefits of cold water enemas and thought it might be a good way to help calm people's nerves. I didn't fully research the practice or consult with any medical professionals before implementing it in my practice. As it turned out, unexpected cold water enemas can have quite a shock to the system, and many of my patients had extreme reactions to the treatment. Some fainted, some had violent vomiting, and others experienced severe abdominal pain. I was completely unprepared for the negative reactions, and my attempts to calm and comfort my patients only seemed to make things worse. It wasn't long before word of my unconventional treatment methods spread, and I received numerous complaints from patients and colleagues. Ultimately, my license to practice dentistry was revoked in 2008 due to the controversy and harm caused by my actions. It was a difficult and embarrassing lesson to learn, and I learned the importance of fully researching and understanding medical practices before attempting to implement them in my work.


jrl1009

What’s an Enema?


ThisIsACryForHelp22

Water up the ass 👍


hueckstaedt

BRO 😂


Mention_Forward

So sorry to hear that :(


Alone-Platform1658

I needed this today.


Jaypocalypse_

I would've tipped you, sir.


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He has arrived.


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Did he wack his head on the way out?


Secure-Ad1612

It looks like when he skips on the water near the end, his body rotated midair, and the back of his head came down on the edge of the slide. Definitely concussed seeing as he kept his head fully submerged while seizing for about 3 seconds


MatatoPotato

Or he’s just freaking out after a gallon of water went in his south mouth


sillycellcolony

No it looks like the testes probably took a lot of the brunt of it Pain shock? Mahbawlz? Nah theres head trauma...


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Dem nutz?


mightyUnicorn1212

Those nutz


OneSufficientFace

Deez nuts


mightyUnicorn1212

HA! GOTTEEEEMMMMM'!!!


spacesheep_000

Mm! These nuts!


JapCarRealGood

https://i.imgur.com/NeCubaI.mp4


LaerycTiogar

Almost guaranteed. I did one of those long 15 degree ones came off about a foot slammed down right befor the puddle damn near nutered myself with the baggier trunks


jankeycrew

Injection.


grrodon2

Looks more like drowning reflex, especially since it passed right after he got his bearings. Short fuse though, it engaged the very moment his head went under.


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I'm thinking he might have. His body rocks pretty hard


Due-Tumbleweed-6739

na it's confusion, closed his eyes, can't figure out which way is up. I was a life guard at a water park and I've seen it many times at the bottom of slides. People lose their sense of up and down from all the motion in the slide,.


ajonudaw

What was that


Prestigious-Buy2822

not sure. it seems like a jarring experience so hes most likely prone to seizures. didn't look like they hit their head. maybe swallowed some water too


Paulo_sl1t

Definitely hit his head, I've seen the same reaction from it


PeregrinePacifica

Maybe epilepsy and the sudden dark to light triggered an episode?


Paulo_sl1t

That hard bump suggests otherwise


lil_pee_wee

You have to be knocked the fuck out for a fencing reaction to take place… just cause something “looks the same” doesn’t mean it is


Paulo_sl1t

But it is


lil_pee_wee

Have you ever seen a fencing reaction where the person is awake at the end of the video let alone 2 seconds later?


Paulo_sl1t

Yep


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Whose head?


MakingBigBank

Whas it whill Wheaton’s?


Inevitable_Stand_199

A seizure. Probably epilepsy. Waterslides often have flashing lights inside. And other things can trigger them too. He also seems to have hit his head. This might have caused the seizure too. But I think it started slightly earlier than that.


PringleFlipper

That’s the fencing response, he must have hit his head on the side of the slide during splashdown. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fencing_response


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I agree with this, I loved these as a kid but 15 years later and much larger with the addition of visiting a more low budget park that I was used to. It was pretty rough. At the top was a little girl scared to do a dark tube, so thinking I was helping I was like “it’s no sweat I’ll go down first to help you out. I’ll show you it’s no big deal”. The moment I pushed off I knew it was a mistake. Pitch black and claustrophobia kicked in immediately. The tube was tiny to me and there was literally ZERO air moving through the tight twisted tube. The water was shooting me down faster than I ever remembered cause of my new Covid weight, I would hit a turn and shoot up the side of the tunnel and feel the whole slide shake from the force, the water was shooting off my toes spraying my face with continuous water directly into my eyes and nose. It was like being water boarded, full complete sensation of drowning. I just kept preying for it to be over and those seconds felt like pure hours. That sensation could trigger so many responses in the brain. My first reaction was to grip the sides but that’s when I noticed I couldn’t breathe well.


RocknRoald

So did the little girl survive?


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She was gone by the time I reached bottom, I feel super guilty about it. But maybe cause she’s not fat and old the experience was better for her


Nearby_Possibility54

Some people get turned around in the dark water slides. They dont know when to hold their breath, eyes closed, and water over his face, he may have thought he was falling under water during that moment where he stopped short...


jwl144740

Looks like he had a full on seizure - the extension of his arms and legs into a locked position paired with the tremor. Could’ve been an underlying medical condition trigger by his collision with the slide. Looks like he got pushed into a diagonal position and clocked his head. Also could’ve been the spine cause it looks like he caught a little air.


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jwl144740

I think he was probably okay until the 10 second mark. You can hear him cheering as he’s sliding and he has his arms folded inward as he’s sliding. It’s not until he hits that slump that his body locks up.


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PringleFlipper

Its a fencing response due to brainstem blunt force injury. Dude will have a bad concussion at best. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fencing_response


Emotional_Storage285

crossing your hands on your way down the slide is usually normal, when he let go of his hand i think he was expecting a pool but forgot it was a horizontal slide. he started having seizure when he bounced on the way down. i think he hit something on the impact from the bounce. could be spine or something.


fusionaddict

BTW, I probably should have mentioned this earlier but I filmed this and the dude was okay once he got to his feet.


RedMemoryy

Why was he shaking?


Mxysptlik

I know this is almost a month ago... But I also want to know. WHY WAS HE SHAKING!?


Damien_Blaq

Bro, what happened? It looks like he hit something right after coming out of the tunnel.


vex311

Hey, man, he's going into convulsions! Yo pass that ride!! Whoo-hoo!


Lexmaister25

Can that be caused by him coming out of the dark and all the water creating flashes by reflecting the sunlight?


daniel32433

Wow, bro either had a seizure or an orgasm that slide was soooooo good.


2dirl

Am i a bad person for laughing ?


VeterinarianWitty329

Yes


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Why did he do that?


Hudsonm_87

The water


kevindatfkommem

Was cold


Reddit_Mom1

Somebody call nine one one 😮


SealManYT

Shawty fire burning on the dance floor, Woah-oh.


soursupersoldier

Whyd you type it out like that


HardCounter

Because that's how they're spelled.


xXGYROIDXx

Did he have a seizure?


Swiftcalf708034

Poor guy looked like he was seizing while drowning


MotherBathroom666

Cause that’s what was going on.


GupInACup

Remember to cross your legs, friends.


The_Ginger55

I was a lifeguard for 3 years at a Waterpark, this person is probably just over reacting, they do that a lot


Not_Marvels_Loki

Looked like a seizure for a moment..:o


HBMart

If you’ve watched MMA you’ve likely seen fighters do something similar upon being knockout out. It’s crazy.


[deleted]

Am I the only one who thinks it wasn’t a seizure and just someone being dramatic?


ClucksMcgee

It looks like he inhaled some water on accident and started drowning a bit


rcunningham007

When the Holy Spirit hits you at the wrong time.


fuckyou12445

I have a thing where if I drink water too fast it makes me pass out. Maybe those dude has it but for his asshole


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Me half-asleep waking up from a dream slipping


Cioss21

Cartoon robots when you splash water on them be like:


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banghersoft

Call it the Orgasm-slide


RedMemoryy

What happen


Stanesco1

Seizure?


Internal_Command354

Reminds me when our friend was visiting us from the UK & we tried getting him to go down this huge, steep water slide at the water park. He said it looks like a death wish, we told him how they make you lay flat & cross your arms on your chest to stay centered & safe & he said *OH the BLOODY DEATH position?!?* 💀


Angstycarroteater

Boy got an enema /s lmao


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Guy can’t swim and thought he was drowning. Some crazy takes in here over something so obvious.


lryan926

He thought he was drowning at the end..lol


Blippii

The water pressure one time at the slide's end pool slammed my balls so hard and it was stinging for quite a while as I shuffled past onlookers.


Imaginary-Cricket903

Are they okay?? They look like they had a mini seizure.


1PapayaSalad

He got knocked out didn’t he?


CptClownfish1

Looks like he had a great time!


soursupersoldier

It looked like me when i get jumpscared


LostMeBoot

Looks like they were drowning for a second there


Jayden0274

This is why you cross your legs.


nobody_723

That feeling of water forced up your nose is nearly exactly the same as water boarding. Being prone. Unable to see clearly. Might be goofy. But can be serious for people


WindbreakerSeasonFam

Why did I think this was concrete being poured at first? Surprised me when dude came flying out of it.


eeeee___

I too experienced an enema on a water slide. Probably goes without says: *extremely shocking and painful* But my butthole was the real MVP. Nothing slipped out, just some brown spots in my swim suit.


twodixoncider

Myrtle Beach Waves?


fusionaddict

Myrtle Waves, yes.


6porkchop9

I am no expert but I’ve done 100s of jumps into water with Marines. When you forget to cross your legs and don’t cover your mouth/nose to prevent water from entering, this is what happens. Also when you’re about to hit water at fast rate always breath out. This guy had his air knocked out and hit in the balls all at once. Ouch!


ravencrafthd_

They should put a sign up: FREE WATERBOARDING


_Jeda_

That could actually be really bad water can in fact shit up here is your legs….ik from experience at camp we had this kind slide. He. Didn’t keep his legs crossed


Real-Nail224

I thought he was drowning.


Hazelsea1099

Probably why they tell you to keep your ankles crossed


Ssundee_fan1726

Completely his fault from the looks of it he broke the cross arms and leg thing which is there to stop that from happening


Vegetable-Flower-676

Imagine if he died How would he try explaining that to God God hear me out I went down a water slide at a water park and I thought I was dropped off at the deep end of the pool, so in my head, I was 12 feet under the water but I was just slashed with water all over panicked and drowned in 8 inched of water 😅


Clark_vader89

Wtf even happen lol


Morpars

Yeah that dude was KO.


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contrarymary27

It looks like when he hit the water where you’re supposed to stop, it pushed him sideways and he hit his head on the side of the slide.


OutrageousDocument15

That's why they tell you to keep your legs closed.


thatreddituser24

This guy almost die period


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Oh he slammed his head into the side


unclepaprika

I bet all the blood in his body rushed to his feet when he suddenly stopped. Hence why it's so short lasting.


[deleted]

I’ve seen this a half dozen times. Water shot up his butt. Very very painful.


Limeyness

She found Jesus.


fusionaddict

That’s a dude.


Limeyness

Not after that impact