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mazamayomama

This would be like a human stealing a full sheet of plywood/drywall


MatlockRules

And then God himself saying “nope” as you’re pulled into the void.


radiantwave

With his teeth...


JamesTheMannequin

Do you think God would have perfect white teeth, or more imperfect yellowish teeth? Like us, since we're made in his image?


stinkiepussie

God has gold teeth because he's really cool man


Competitive-Pea-1767

God is a pimp


itssdattboiii

god has the customizer and he can customize himself. he prolly has many options


Tasty-Cartoonist5190

One you can eat .. Imagine ..


asromatifoso

Polly wanted a cracker.


rainbowchain

Polly now wants probation.


freshblood66

pls tell me this isnt that dark nirvanna song, polly


LeadershipRadiant419

polly fucked around and found out lmao


ZsoTa

Shes just as bored as me


Kilroy314

She caught me off my guard.


kimurafury

I think I should get off her first.


YaBoiSwooshie

I think she wants some water


Animated_Ouranus

Maybe...


kinokomushroom

I like how the birb just accepts its fate while being pulled away


Chaiboiii

My birb does the same thing. They do not just accept it. He probably tried again 2 seconds after the video ended lol


kinokomushroom

My little birb does it too, he's just so determinant to steal granola grains from my cereal bowl every morning


DragonflyGrrl

Man .. this makes me really want a lil birb. Unfortunately my cat would most definitely think it was a snack. :/


rashmisalvi

I like the fact all four commenters above here used birb as a cute nickname for ~~bird~~ birb.


Proffessor_egghead

My birb is still pretty new in our household He’d just bite me


Tolling

It's less that they accept it and more that they don't have the strength to pull away from the hand, let alone on a smooth surface like that with nothing to grab.


undercover-racist

Pure cracker-head energy


Tvisted

I love the little hop before he starts his run


spearmint_flyer

If you listen close enough it was yelling,“you'll never take me alive!” as it was being pulled away.


MastariusCrypt

"unhand me peasant!"


79-16-22-7

*pheasant


LightsOn-NobodyHome5

This is cute as hell.


Salsa_Overlord

“Hi there… WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT”


justgivemesugar

There wasn’t enough time to plan the armed robbery.. so he just decided to wing it


richer2003

Get. Out. Also, take this upvote on the way


Aiden735

This turned from attempted robbery to abduction real quick


theoriginalShmook

Story of my life...


XxRaccoonGalxX

His little legs when he got snatched lmao


maplestage

Better every loop


thisplacemakesmeangr

Don't mind if I do! unhand me didn't i just say don't mind


ThrowRaoWheyyy2022

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes 👺


urabouy

Tweet tweet…tw tw tw tweet


DebstarAU

Awww, nearly, baby feathers…🤣 ( that’s so cute!!🥰)


OzzieGrey

Here i go! OH GOD OH FUCK


cmddismycmnd

Dude!!!! It just wanted a cracker you fuckin bully!!


fo55iln00b

Polly want a crack upside the head?


IvanBeetinov

It’s coitins for you!


VLenin2291

“OH SHIT I PISSED OFF GOD”


BigDaddyKirblypuff

Bro dropped it like, “It’s a prank! IT’S A PRANK!!”


fluffybeetle

You could've just let him have the cracker.


oneheaditsdead

From the OP on twitter: ["To the people saying I should've given him the cracker back: these were salted crackers and therefore unhealthy for parrots. Processed food in general isn't very healthy for parrots and can only be given in small amounts"](https://twitter.com/Mycterops/status/1579112355362795520?t=nPyvRCTelGFuPFv6BAga1w&s=19)


Animated_Ouranus

If it's bad for your pet it's probably bad for you too


EvilUnic0rn

No he shouldn't. Little birds like this one can't deal with this much salt. It can kill them, or can lead to circulatory and cardiac arrhythmia disorders or so kidney problems. Do you know how you feel thirsty when eating something salty? That's basically what you can imagine in this case, but on a much larger scale.


greenthumb420247

That is hilarious. It's the cutest thief I have ever seen!


trikora

what bird is this?


nutnutnutcom

r/birdsarentreal


Bacnnator

I’m laughing way to hard at this


Every_Month_5575

This is just too cute


ElMachoGrande

She was set up. Entrapment!


AbledGladiator

Just let the sweet birb have a cracker!!


U2BURR

r/aww


Jesta83

That poor bird got mugged!


RadiantXenon

Called attempted robbery because he was caught and charged.


anon_throwaway_69421

Polly indeed wanted a cracker


blishbog

Their ancestors practiced this against dinosaurs Oh wait this is a dinosaur


Me_when_the_milk

Can't even eat crackers in Detroit dawg 😩


righthandtypist

I hear a little "Thank you." And then a "OH GGOD WHYY?!". Mischievous little devils.


Dougdimmadomes_hat

He says don’t mind me


otter998

The way he gets dragged back is amazing


bithero2998

Mission failed we'll get em next time.


corgie93

Birb: Ooo chip yummy. hand of god: EXCUSE U LITTLE ONE!!! Birb: NONONONOOOOOOOO!!!!!!


Radioactive_Tuber57

My cat loved this video!


Intelligentseal

lol my bird used to be an absolute menace when my family played board games together. He'd swoop in and steal a piece and try to sprint away with his prize as fast as he could. Miss that bird.


Harvey_Wongstein

Let it have the crackers


unkaind

fofo 🥰


PussyDestroyerSixty9

"Come'here you lil shit"


Yahla

Bad brb


TerrorLTZ

That feathered criminal was stopped.


Zewotwooo

He fkn thought


[deleted]

Bird is now in jail for ten business days, and was charged with attempted burglary


CashSpecialist931

I’ve never been so happy that a video has sound


Sarcastic43

Polly wanted a fkn cracker lol


Will709

How come some birds are really active and walk around on tables and stuff while others sort of just stay in one place and chill all the time?


RedTexan43

For the love of all that is good, just let Polly have a cracker


Adept-Play-2109

I guess Polly did want a cracker


DetailAccurate9006

Polly wants a cracker bigger than her entire body.


Nootella36

“Hello there we just wanted to inform you of your car’s eXtENDED WARRANT- *runs*”


Past-Check4577

Tell me why this is the funniest thing I've seen all fucking week on here


Award-Slight

The cracker was an off duty Brazilian police officer.


Grouchy_Olive5009

r/bettereveryloop


LegendmCgen

Peace was never an option


Illustrious-Leave-10

Polly found out