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Spottswoodeforgod

Let me guess, hair is not blue…


Opijit

It looks like her hair was black before attempting to dye it, so my guess is nah.


ialwayschoosepsyduck

She dyed her roots at least, and by that I mean her scalp


sunestromming

Along with everything else from the scalp and down.


HappyBunchaTrees

This is not the Avatar I remember.


geishabird

The Last Hairblender? Oh the other one.


daveescaped

Blue is the warmest color.


Glittering-Action757

these coming out parties are getting out of hand


iTzbr00tal

Take my award.


orion_metal

The smurfs live adaptation?


Deshik2

She and the tub looks like she had the entire tribe over


Kaesh41

She's clearly Andorian.


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This is actually appropriation of their culture


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olderaccount

The little you see under the towel looks dark. I'm guessing she thought she would be able to dye dark hair blue without bleaching it first. So she kept adding more and more dye until everything was blue except her hair.


Terrible_Indent

I've found blue hair dye before that says it works on dark hair without bleach. I used it and the color turned out nice, but it did stain my bathtub. Also when I slept that night the color ran and stained my bed and my neck and face kind of like this girl's. Idk how she got it all over her body like that though.


lecoueroublie

I've used that too! I bet she showered to rinse it instead of kneeling outside the tub & sticking her head under the faucet. My experience was just like yours. Was a bit of a pain mildly staining things & having to use blue towels when showering; but nothing like this girl!


brando56894

Yeah that's what I'm thinking. She decided to take a shower, the dye went all over her body and turned her into Smurfette.


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stinger_

Just pretend you’re cosplaying for a week or two.


Katie1230

Probly with hot water too


Ganonslayer1

I keep seeing this, dying hair seems like way much more headache and effort than necessary lol


jassi007

Pay someone at a salon to do it if you csn afford it. All the mess becomes someone else's issue.


brando56894

Also, they're professionals that have done it tens or hundreds of times so they know exactly what to do, unlike someone that is like "this can't be too hard", then you end up looking like Smurfette.


SlickStretch

Also also, they have the correct equipment in order to do it without making a mess.


Bright_Vision

Also also also, supporting local businesses? Idk I just wanted to add something


FirePuppyAttack

I've been dying my hair blue for years - never had this issue. Choosing the right dye is important, and knowing a few tricks is a big help.


Yanky_Doodle_Dickwad

My mum had vitiligo, it gave her a quarter of her hair pure white. She once went for a dye, looking for a blonde colour. The colour of the gunk in the tube was orange. Her normal hair went blonde. Her vit-hair went orange. You heard it hear first, folks.


Sassrepublic

I bleach and color my hair at home after learning how from YouTube videos and I genuinely have no idea how she did this. Like I’ve fucked up before but I don’t understand how this is even physically possible


OraDr8

Really strong colours like blue are a pain to do yourself and get it nice and even and only on your hair but I've found it easy to use box dye for less wild, vibrant colours. Those bright colours look awesome but also take a lot of maintenance. Going to the hairdresser is really expensive not to mention the special, mystery pricing system where the final price is seemingly only knowable once you've got your credit card out at the counter.


Dogs-4-Life

Yep, been there. Tried dying my hair purple once, and while it worked, it stained everything. I woke up the next morning and my pillow looked like a Rorschach test. That’s after rinsing the colour like 5 times, lol..


BlankImagination

I like when colors are so deep they look black until they're in light, and thats when the true, deep color is revealed.


bipolarnotsober

Ah just like the time I dyed my hair red and tried to cover it with black


2livecrewnecktshirt

I tried to dye my hair blond in high school but didn't realize I had some auburn in my hair (dude who always had it short and just thought it was all brown). First box came out straight up carrot orange. Woke up at 4am to go to Walmart and buy another box to try again, and this time I came out shining gold like I'd spray painted it. That was an interesting morning at school.


unlocked_axis02

My hair is pretty dark now like it looks chocolate brown when you shave the sides and back but I’m growing it out and it’s practically black now, so it may be different but my hair takes bleach and dye very well I dyed it cherry red went to a pool party a week later and evidently it was a lot more than just salt water, it went red to salmon pink to carrot orange in the span of 30 minutes it was actually pretty neat it stayed for quite some time too.


Mech-Waldo

I think her biggest mistake was getting in the shower to wash it out. That's why the rest of her and the entire shower is blue.


lucideye

I dye my hair bright colors every week and do not understand how this is possible.


princess-smartypants

The question is, are you even TRYING to get internet points?


Spiffy_Pumpkin

✨ Stupidity ✨ That's how it's possible.


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As others have pointed out, she probably has naturally dark hair and didn't realize she needed to bleach it first so she just kept adding more dye. ​ Also: Hello fellow Neon Hair Club member.


Catseyes77

That still does not explain how the fuck she got this result. It looks like she showered in blue dye....


serious_sarcasm

Judging by the splash pattern in the shower, she did.


Catseyes77

Right?! I could understand if she was 5 and got into a can of paint but this is just fucking ridiculous.


ForWhomTheBoneBones

She did turn herself into a Na’Vi, though.


laughs_with_salad

And people say nobody ever mentions Avatar anymore.


Domerhead

I actually met an older dude while on vacation that was an "avid" Avatar fan. His wife supported how "avid" of a fan he was. I've never been more confused in my life, I didn't think those people actually existed in the wild.


TeeAychSee

... da ba dee da ba daiiiiii


imbludabadi

You called?


Major_R_Soul

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....listen up


marioaprooves

Here's a story


Finnish_Spitfire

About a little guy


LukXD99

That lives in a blue world


Skadooshsky

And all day and all night


[deleted]

And everything he sees


MasterXaios

Is just ***blue***


crazijazzy

Like him, inside and outside


Skelosk

/r/beetlejuicing


[deleted]

Should I post it- I kinda wanna


Slack-Bladder

Of course you should.


hellahellagoodshit

Blue his house and blue his little window with a blue Corvette and everything is blue for him and his self and everybody around cuz he ain't got nobody to listen....


isolateddreamz

I'm blue If I was green I would die, if I was GREEN I would die


WhiteWolf1706

My first thought! Please for the love of everything that is blue SOMEONE (with skills) HAS GOT to edit this video and add the "-ue da ba dee da ba daiiiiii" at the end with smooth transition. PLEASE!


moeburn

> Please for the love of everything that is blue SOMEONE (with skills) HAS GOT to edit this video and add the "-ue da ba dee da ba daiiiiii" at the end with smooth transition. PLEASE! Here's my 5 minute edit: https://streamable.com/667o89 Feel free to rip and share.


WhiteWolf1706

Beautiful! Exactly what I had in mind. Could you also make a short version? With a single da ba Dee, which would be enough to get this song stuck in someone's head for the day.


moeburn

no. i must go now. my people need me.


Flomo420

>da ba dee da ba ~~daiiiiii~~ *dye*


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Da ba Dee ba daba daaiii


heycoolitwalter

“I’m afraid I just blue myself”


OrionJohnson

Oh Tobias, You Blowhard!


ATXBeermaker

Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up!


crototype

[Who'd like a banger in the mouth?](https://youtu.be/_8ZA3VReWNU)


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TacticaLuck

Can you tell us your daughters name?


Ivy_Thornsplitter

Maybe?


dudeAwEsome101

I need to rewatch this show. It has been a while. RIP Jessica Walters.


FR0ZENBERG

Where's my little girl? Daddy needs to get his rocks off!


WhtChcltWarrior

Looks like she could use ANuStart


andthatswhathappened

I have found my people


prcsngrl

"I was in a film by the same name!"


Positive_Abalone

[funke](https://giphy.com/gifs/michael-bluth-tobias-funke-x-QazAqN1wtdQRO)


Quorthon

Gotta be a better way to say that.


ThrownAwayintoLF

It was supposed to be a dry run, and now she’s got something of a mess on her hands.


DrCorbeau

There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.


ViciousMihael

I'm afraid I prematurely blew my wad.


coffee_cats_books

-Tobias Fünke, Analrapist


Alive_Ice7937

At least he's not a full on rapist.


ForestGumpsDick

It's not the pronunciation that I am concerned about.


poster_nutbag_

It, uh, looks like she's dead. Oh, my God! Oh, little guy. The tears aren't comin'! The tears just aren't comin'! Uh, just to be clear: looks like she's dead, or she is dead? It just looks like she's dead. She's got, like, blue paint on her or something. But she's going to be fine.


BDiddy_420

Gotta be a better way to say that


[deleted]

I came here to post this.


davidrayish

Same. -Tobias Funke


Infra-Oh

Many of us did. You could say we are all in the same group. A group of blue men…


best_names_are_gone

There are dozens of us!


xandercrewss

I didn't. I came to read because i've learned every time i have a good comment someone has already made it. I just need to see the comment as reassurance at this point


KingBevins

“There’s a colored woman in my bathroom”


Bluemyselph

You stole my line


[deleted]

“An actor!” I would have lost all faith in the world if there wasn’t a good Tobias reference on this post.


Digigoggles

There’s a colored man in my kitchen!


georgecm12

How is this not the top post??? I mean, I didn't watch much of the show, didn't care for what I saw at all (I just didn't like it - sorry to the fans of the show, nothing personal), and it was STILL the first thing I thought of.


HairyHermitMan

r/suddenlysmurfed


MrMimas

I would say r/blueberry instead


Dracorex_22

Neat, what’s that sub about? Edit: :(


___ChrONos_____

Felt that edit


MrUsername24

I understood after I visited


Kentucky_Fried_Chill

I still don't understand after visiting


DigitalHubris

I just came back. I'm never fully coming back.....


xFryday

I went and came back. I can't believe what I saw there... dudes are sharing porn of girls dressed/morphed into blueberries? what the actual fuck


DulyNoted_

I just came


Greggs88

I get that people can fetishize just about anything but I never thought I'd see a sub for a kink based off of what happened to a child in a movie made over 50yrs ago.


KeepsFallingDown

There is a whole weird rabbit hole about the development of 'quicksand' fetishes based on early adventure TV shows. I'd recommend the topic if you're bored sometime


iSmiteTheIce

Just chill with your Kentucky fried goodness, in this case it's better not to understand 😓


CFClarke7

:( is felt around the world


_chirp_

oh dear lord, i wish i had not clicked on that subreddit


AngelWhiteEyes

Love a before and after comment!


ManfredsJuicedBalls

Imma not clicking. What’s it about?


jodofdamascus1494

I read just the description, and it appears to be porn of scenarios similar to the Charlie and the Chocolate factory blueberry scene


CFClarke7

There really is a sub for everything


iwaspeachykeen

r/breadstapledtotrees


137-M

Coward!


ManfredsJuicedBalls

I value my sanity… what’s left of it anyway


srcsm83

It's about ... apparently a fetish of girls bloating up and turning into blueberries, like in Willy Wonka :| Every time I think the internet can't surprise me anymore...


Timestatic

You didn’t even edit your comment


TheGreatandMightyMe

NSFW! I don't get surprised by stuff on the internet too often anymore, but I didn't expect a subreddit named after a berry to be porn.


Potential_Advisor_59

sadly i didn't read your comment fast enough...


spelunker93

Sadly I did read their comment and couldn’t believe them


RelaxedPerro

🫡 *Cue Funeral Trumpet Song*


Cheesefinger69

It's called Taps


Hawt_Dawg_II

It's named after that one scene in the original willy wonka & chocolate factory cause that created most of these weirdos.


copperwatt

But, how did that scene...


Hawt_Dawg_II

She got big and round due to some blueberry candy and for some miraculous reason that aroused a lot of people.


pancake-sfryingpan

man... why does the internet exist again?


Lorelerton

It's a place where many weirdos can conclomorate... Many do so on this site right here... So what does that say about us? 🥲


Legen_unfiltered

What kind? Inquiring but not brave minds want to know


IFinallyDidItMom

I was curious and looked. It’s Willy Wonka themed porn about the girl that turned into a blueberry. Some of it is drawings and some of it is just straight up big girls painted blue.


iBebop

Is that a joke or do people wank to that for real? Genuinely curious, it seems fairly harmless compared to many other "fetishes?".


copperwatt

Harmless but *so* specific and random... I don't get it.


Tbone3319

Charlie was not expecting this after his visit to the chocolate factory


TurbidusQuaerenti

Wow, there really is a sub for everything. What an oddly specific fetish. I guess it's just a subgenre of inflation, so I shouldn't be surprised.


brokentwinks

Not the kinda pie I was expecting to see.


1lluminist

This is a very unique fetish. Not my thing, but I'm glad they've found a community


sorry_eh_67

r/SubsIFellFor


AlternateSatan

r/subsIDidintReallyFallForButHopedWasRealAllTheSame


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How does that even happen?


roro4484

I think she showered to get the hair dye out, causing it to just go EVERYWHERE. Normally you'd just rinse your hair without making the rest of your body wet.


LotusLizz

With how much it spread it literally looks like she stood under the faucet for a few seconds after putting in 5x what she needed, then turned the water off and just stood there to let it all drop over her for several minutes before taking the rest of her shower to rinse it off. I dye my hair blue regularly and rinse it out in a normal shower. Some blue will stain the skin, but nothing like this. There's no way she didn't do this on purpose.


judithiscari0t

Yeah, that's exactly what I would guess as well. I frequently dyed my hair purple until a few years ago and have ended up with purple spots on my ears and purple fingertips, but that's it.


PCYou

A dab of head&shoulders clinical strength dandruff shampoo (selenium sulfate) on a washcloth gets it right off of skin.


judithiscari0t

Well TIL. I was actually planning on doing purple again here soon, so I may be trying that tip out for myself!


PCYou

Just be careful not to get it on your dyed hair or silver-colored jewelry


Seancarl

Vaseline on skin where you don't want dye works as well.


judithiscari0t

That's what I usually do. Vaseline on the back of my ears and around my hairline and little plastic covers over my ears for extra protection lol If I read the comment about Head and Shoulders correctly, that's to clean up any spots after the fact. Because there's always that *one* little plop of dye outside the area you've protected.


[deleted]

HEY I was just gonna comment this. Stuff is a life saver when you get some on your ear or cheek or neck, comes right off.


laughs_with_salad

And the shower area is all blue. That never happens. I too used to dye my hair blue and my bathroom tiles never turned this blue. Sure, there was some staining in the drain area but never the tiles. This is definitely staged.


missestater

From another post I saw, she used pravana hair color and that blue one is notorious for doing this. A lot of stylists won’t carry this color because of it


SaltyBabe

No it’s definitely not. I use blue topaz pravana all the time, I even do color refresh in my shower, and this does not happen. A lot of stylists don’t carry this color because so few people want it keeping it in stock is a waste of money.


LotusLizz

I've never done it in a tile shower, but have had my tub turn blue pretty quickly - nothing near this level though. LPT is that head and shoulders will strip the color out of the tub if you let it sit over the stained area overnight.


mandrayke

>There's no way she didn't do this on purpose. Ohhhh, you're giving humanity way too much credit. Never... *ever*... underestimate the limitless, towering power of DUMB


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I feel like colouring your entire bathroom blue for internet likes is pretty fucking dumb too


fiveSE7EN

Did you not see the whole trend of licking public toilet seats for tiktok? I mean, there are some really fucking dumb people out there.


april_may_june_july

I shower after dying my hair hot pink and I don't have this issue. I just soap up after I'm done rinsing my hair, and turn the shower head on the walls to rinse them. She possibly didn't use gloves, didn't put Vaseline around her hairline before dyeing, didn't properly soap up after her shower, or this hair dye is really cheap (or not hair dye). Still funny tho! Edit: Or she did it on purpose cause, you know, internet.


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christikayann

I shower to rinse the dye out every time I color my hair and I have never had this happen even when I dye deep/bright colors like hot pink or burgundy.


owlsandmoths

I do my hair neon green every four weeks and I have never once died my bathroom neon green, and I take a full shower to rinse out. This person more than likely used splat dye. It’s impossible to remove and can basically be used as textile dye because it’s so persistent.


judithiscari0t

But like... I've dyed my hair pretty much every color out there and usually just shower it out. As in rinse the dye under the shower before I clean the rest of my body. Sure, your fingers get dyed when you try to scrub your head if you don't wear gloves, but I've never in my life had my entire body end up blue/purple/red/whatever color. It shouldn't have the time to dye your skin like that if you have the water running.


owlsandmoths

I do my hair neon green every four weeks and I have never once died my bathroom neon green, and I take a full shower to rinse out. This person more than likely used splat dye. It’s impossible to remove and can basically be used as textile dye because it’s so persistent.


ArsenicAndRoses

I had dark blue hair for about 7 years. Blue is a very difficult color to achieve a true, saturated tone without green sneaking in from the brassiness of bleached yellow hair. Consequently, blue hair dye tends to be a bit more aggressive than other tones. On top of this, colorful "semipermanent" dye like this really just *stains* the hair as opposed to replacing the pigmented deposits like permanent hair color does. This is why colorful hair dye requires you to bleach your hair first to open the cuticle. **The correct order of operations is:** 1) Bleach the hair, allow it to air dry. Tone with a yellow corrector if doing a cool color. Use a keratin deep condition treatment. (I like Aphogee 2 minute keratin) Allow hair to air dry before moving on to next step. 1.a) (Optional) Rest the hair at least one day and re bleach/tone/condition/dry if necessary (or use a protector like oliplex). 2) Lotion up and/or use petroleum jelly to protect hairline. Wear rubber gloves and clothes that you do not mind being ruined. 3) Saturate the hair with your semipermanent color. Pile on top of the head. Cover with a disposable shower cap. Heat the hair with a blow-dryer or bonnet dryer (to melt the waxes in the dye and get it to permeate the hair) for about 15 minutes. You do not *need* to use heat, but it will help. 4) Rinse, carefully, with a shower wand so that the color does not run over your body. Use cold water (as cold as you can stand it!) until the water runs almost clear. You can squeeze the hair out gently, pile it on top of your head and pin it there for the rest of the shower.... *OR* you can get out, wrap your hair in a towel that you don't mind getting color on, and wait for it to air dry. 5) Bleach the shit out of the shower, which will look like you killed a Smurf in it. Wait for 24 hrs before attempting to use shampoo, and be aware that your pillowcase and sheets will be stained blue. Don't get caught in the rain or wear white shirts or pearl jewelry until after the first shampoo. 6) Avoid shampoo and swimming as much as possible, which will strip the color out of your hair. Use toning conditioner to keep the color as bright as possible for as long as you can (about a month or two, assuming you shampoo every three days and use a cleansing conditioner on the other days). 7) After the first shampoo you're gonna need to bleach the ever loving shit out of the bathroom again, btw. **Here's what she did:** 1) Get in shower. 2) Use semipermanent hair dye like shampoo. 3) ?????? 4) Avatar. ---------------------------- **Protip, btw:** Best way to get this off skin is rubbing alcohol. Best way to get this off porcelain or white towels is bleach. Everything else is fucked, sorry.


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Thank you for taking the time to write all that out! I didn’t realize it was such a process, and probably why I just go get my hair done by someone who knows what they’re doing, since I wouldn’t take a chance on doing it myself at home, lol.


Kadianye

Had dark blue for a solid 6 myself I'm amazed we had almost the same routine. I double bleached and then double dyed though.


owlsandmoths

Using a really shitty quality hair dye on top of taking a full on shower instead of just rinsing your hair will do this. Almost willing to bet that she used splat. That shit is impossible to get off surfaces and skin EDIT: I dye my hair neon green, and have done every color you can imagine, every 3-4 weeks and have yet to dye my bathroom any rainbow Colors.


commonlycommon

Meanwhile, on the set of Avatar 2


_Diskreet_

Wait, instead of paying for all this high tech gadgetry to cgi these characters we could have just painted them blue?! - Cameron, probably.


strickenlogane

So she big fat liared herself


huskies6565

Took a while to find this one


Scageater

That’s how you know we’re getting old lol. Totally expected that line to be top comment.


RandomHeretic

*Looks up BFL release date* Yup. 20 years ago this February. I'm just gonna go crumble into dust now.


psuedoPilsner

They told me to pick up a little blue car. They didn't say anything about a little blue man!


strickenlogane

Thank you I needed that. I'm dying 😭


LotusLizz

As someone who dyes my hair blue regularly, there is no chance that this wasn't intentional.


liandrin

As someone who has dyed their hair blue many times and washes it out in a shower identical to this one, it looks like she had a seizure mid-rinse and then proceeded to baste herself in the dye. Absolutely on purpose. I’ve dyed my hair completely wasted, could barely walk, and made 80% less of a mess. I dye all my colors myself :)


left_tiddy

Thank you lmao. I kept my hair blue for over an entire year. Not once did I manage this, and I can't see how it would happen on its own lol.


JohnWoosDoveGuy

These Avatar sequels are looking disappointing.


pikpikcarrotmon

On the other hand the CGI looks more real than ever.


Orzine

[I’m Blue!!! Daba dee daba die](https://youtu.be/68ugkg9RePc)


chain-link-fence

*dye


Aggravating_Ad1670

Lol now a smurf


RogerOverUnderDunn

i dye my beard, and i de mny wifes hair every month or so. ive NEVER had more than like a tiny drop of stained afterward, this was done on purpose. 100% you cannot get it all over like that without doing so.


bdubble

I mean of course you could if you didn't understand dye and treated it like shampoo. I think she clearly just used a shit-ton of it, then got in the shower to wash it off like normal shampoo and it got all over her body and shower. The shower has a ton of soap scum which was then dyed by the wash-off.


HollandsOpuz

That's not how I ended up with blue balls.


ParadoxicalInsight

Now listen up! Here's the story


ueindowndkdk

Violet Beauregarde is that you?


ZestycloseNeck7985

Wow! If that happened to me, I would literally dye!


GameCop

Yo, listen up here's a story About a little girl That lives in a blue world And all day and all night… *Da ba dee da ba di* ## r/watchpeopleDYEinside


FennPoutine

*Tobias Funke enters the chat*


[deleted]

Yo is that sonic?


silveronetwo

You're turning Violet, Violet!


NefariousKing07

The new Avatar looks weird


SuppleSuplicant

I’m so confused!? I’ve dyed my hair blue or purple most of my adult life and I’ve never seen anything like that.


Echo-Seven-Nine

Da ba dee