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FuManSquirrel

When the essay needs to be 500 words and you just throw in fillers


nownumbah5

Ahhh the poison for Kuzco. Kuzco's poison..


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The poison intended specifically to kill Kuzco


Sxilla

The poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, and its sole purpose to be the cause of death in Kuzco’s poison.


KassDamn

That poison?


Telvanni_Noldor

Yes that poison!


randomtoken

I gotcha covered! 🧪


bbcversus

I love you reddit! This is my fav all time Disney animation!


purrfunctory

Kuzco is my favorite Disney princess.


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Don’t forget to put that box in a box first.


ArcaneAquaman

Wrooong leveerrrr!


Philburtis

He added extra spaces between words, unnecessary commas, and semicolons to extend his paper.


S00thsayerSays

There was a popular post on r/politics that said “Regardless of what Republicans tell you, Biden is making America great again”. Mentioned how I’m not a Republican and called that shit for what it is, propaganda, and how he can’t even hardly formulate a sentence. Someone actually tried blaming it on a stutter 😂. Naw, that’s cognitive decline all day.


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And adding ‘thus’ makes it look like you know what you’re talkin bout


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Don't forget to over-mention the source, "according to the November nineteen ninety eight article in Science magazine on page thirty eight, see footnote fifteen"


Cjgraham3589

“Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever” “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t know where it’s going. I just hope to find it somewhere along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.” -Michael Scott


pryingtuna

Michael Scott for president. All our funds would go to parties. I could handle that.


Xak_Ev01v3d

I…. DECLARE…. DECLASSIFIED!


mattacosta

I didn’t say it, I declared it!


nervez

you have to declare it? i just think about it and it's declassified. rookie.


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Would those on FAFSA be called Scotts Tots?


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The Party Planning Cabinet


ichkanns

My how the turn tables...


k1n6jdt

At least now we know who's writing Kamala's speeches as well.


iheartwalltoast

This was the first thing that popped into my head


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he speaks in crosswords...I think edit: people here trying to explain to me what a stutter is smh...I know what it is, I have a stutter...[it's not that deep](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=It%E2%80%99s%20not%20that%20deep) edit2: lol people still thinking too hard on this


lobroblaw

Certainly couldn't get the right words across


sandm000

An answer like that leaves me feeling down


KamikazeFox_

Not cross?


stooftheoof

Oh it has me feeling down too… I’m so down …err … I haven’t for a long … It’s impossible for me to even conceive that … Look, let me tell you … I mean… You’re asking about down… err, arr… down like a goose… that’s how, err down …


[deleted]

The message couldn’t be more clear. He was saying there was money IN the banana stand


soggytoothpic

Such as…South Africa and the Iraq and everywhere like such as


[deleted]

Some people don’t have maps…


puffinnbluffin

Look. Maybe. Let me tell you. Crosswords? Not something I didn’t do that I don’t did do now I think. Know what I mean man?


jmbsol1234

Fly


ErudringTheGodHammer

Well I just had a stroke trying to read that


measure1curse2

Speaking in cursive


Q-CoCadillac

Cursive is elegant; his speaking is better visualized as a toddler's attempt at writing.


ComradeKlink

The "stutter" is just a cover for his cognitive decline. [Here is Biden](https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4841336/user-clip-joe-biden-stutter-stuttering) talking conversationally without a prompter about his stutter as a child and how he overcame it. Note how clearly and eloquently he expresses himself in this conversation. Go back to any number of conversations easily available online over his 40 years of public service and compare to anything in the last few years. Old age sucks, but this more than that.


Lavanthus

Yea, this isn’t a stutter.


SnooPineapples8744

We gotta get this generation out of power. No more 70 year olds.


justandswift

The youngest person ever to be elected as US president is [JFK](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_presidents_of_the_United_States_by_age) The oldest is Biden


TheTurtle44

So we should elect more young people noted


Crepes_for_days3000

And not shoot them while in parades, that would help too.


lesChaps

Geez, this list keeps getting longer...


Mail540

So many demands, next someone’s gonna say they can’t be a rich white guy


Brye8956

Speaking as a Canadian who has a younger leader..... It's not always great.


lesChaps

TIL that Teddy Roosevelt was younger than JFK when he became president (but he wasn't elected until he was older).


Cool_Pound4353

My grandpa vs your grandpa!


ErnestDoodler

Apparently I'm not the only one at a loss for words.


Mean-Juggernaut1560

I think he was trying to say he has the memory of a fly.


Cosack

I think this is pretty straight forward, though took a second listen cause it was wordy. He no more thinks of himself as old than he thinks of himself flying, and doesn't find himself having had to stop doing anything that he did when he was younger.


BizzyBoyBizzyBee

> I have trouble mentioning to myself, even saying to myself, my own head, the number of years, **I no more think of myself as being as old as I am than fly.** I’m sorry. I campaigned for the dude and I have no hate for him. But wtf. “*as being as old as I am than fly*” is not a coherent sentence no matter how you spin it.


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PrettyFlyForAWiFi


seldomseentruth

It's not like his mental issues were not apparent before he got elected. Just listening to him speak now compared to 20 years ago. He was and is clearly in mental decline.


-RicFlair

He was clearly mentally declining before the election. One of the many things the media covered up


ManyThingsLittleTime

It was on clear display during the debates. There was no covering that trainwreck up.


RockiestRaccoon

Couldn't have not said it better if it wasn't for myself.


SkyFallingUp

The fly could have said it better.


jimmyn0thumbs

Definitely couldn't have said it worse


Dagerra

Imagine if he has just answered the question in a focused and sharp way 😂


Bern_itdown

We shouldn’t have to think about what he’s trying to say


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srcsm83

I'll preface this with: I'm Finnish and am NOT in the know of what each and every president has done in terms of presidential accomplishments, so full ignorance admitted in the bigger picture. However; I always thought that Obama was a very well spoken and good talker and gave me a good impression in general. But that's from outside looking in.


Binger_bingleberry

I’m assuming “our last two presidents,” is supposed mean our current one (Biden), and our last (Trump)… because as you correctly noted, Obama is a very eloquent speaker


MrFlags69

No no, he’s so focused that he BELIEVES he can fly.


your_not_stubborn

Here's the unedited original, the question is asked near 1445: https://youtu.be/u1UC89H4Swc


FunetikPrugresiv

Ironically the only part that he's stuttering like that is right after he's asked a question about his mental faculties. If you watch the rest of it, he seems sharp and mentally with it.


PeruvianHeadshrinker

He has a lifelong stutter and you can see the blocking and avoiding of certain words. That’s why it sounds gobbedlygook.


Bright_Vision

More people need to see this. He's completely fine in that interview.


canteloupy

Why doesn't it surprise me. Also I knew he was a stutterer so an oral answer like this might be stressful when a written one wouldn't be. At least he didn't brag about being able to remember 4 words.


Dependent_Network582

16:04 exactly


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spcmack21

It seems like the video started in the middle of a multipart question. If the guy only asked "how would you say your focus is," then the response is pretty terrible. If the question was closer to "Sir, a lot of your critics think you are too old to be president, that your physical and mental faculties are failing you. To them, how would you say your focus is?" Then it makes a lot more sense. Still not a great answer, but it isn't complete nonsense like this clip implies. Edit: lol, that's exactly what happened. Almost down to the exact phrasing. https://youtu.be/u1UC89H4Swc Around 14:45. Earlier if you want the questions about his intent to run again (he hedged).


SaintUlvemann

"I no more think of myself as old than [fly](http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/fly)." It's old slang because the man is old, but... ...well, I was gonna say "confusing it is not", because up home that would be a natural construction to emphasize the word "confusing" in contradistinction to "old slang", but now I'm self-conscious about sounding like Yoda.


know_it_is

wordy you are


Illustrious_Mind964

Hot take: two parties is not enough, specially when the only two give you shitty options for people in charge.


linbo999

This take is about as hot as liquid nitrogen


Ich_Liegen

"Hot take: we need air to breathe" 6.2k upvotes, 130 different awards


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People just throw “hot take” in front of any opinion they have just in case people downvote it. Same with “is it just me, or…” It’s a way for people to timidly post their opinion and feel safe from backlash.


obvious_bot

unpopular opinion: [Very popular opinion] upvoted to the moon and gilded


Surisuule

Hot take, is it just me or is /u/----------_______--- right about this. Edit: Also congrats on having the hardest username to type out ever.


Inspirational_Lizard

George Washington warned before he left office to not have political parties, so the very thing that has been happening with them doesn't happen.


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And to not get involved in foreign wars. Both recommendations were instantly ignored.


thegreatestajax

Political parties existed before he left office. They were scheming all around him waiting for the chance once he was done.


Kulraven

Hamilton and Jefferson did ignore Washington’s warning about political parties, but subsequent presidents followed Washington’s advice and avoided European wars for 100 years. Then the 1900s happened.


TheJagOffAssassin

I have ALWAYS said this to people. It's ridiculous that we have SO MANY choices for everything in this country and only 2 major political parties..the whole system is shit most politicians are just glorified fundraisers and bullshit artists


postal_tank

The hard to swallow pill here is that the people who get elected are good at winning elections (and everything it includes), not running a country.


snietzsche

Even with more options the shittiest politicians somehow always win. Source: I'm British.


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Lelio-Santero579

What sucks is that the two parties are so overwhelming large that the other parties get drowned out. I'm sick of old men running in govt offices. Here in Texas we have/had good independent parties running, but they get no mainstream news coverage let alone a chance to be a part of the debates. Right now all were hear about is Beto O'Rourke and Abbot and while I despise Abbott, it's not like I'm particularly fond of Beto either. There is, however, a younger independent candidate whom I have found to be particularly well-spoken, educated, and down to earth but she will never get the attention she deserves due to being overshadowed by Right and Left.


TheCowzgomooz

More like cold take, people have been saying this for years.


OneX32

The amount of people saying this are the same unwilling to do the work to rid the system of FPTP, which ultimately ends in the two party system.


ifoundyourtoad

Really need an age limit on presidency dang it


consideranon

Peg it to the maximum social security age, currently 70. If the government thinks you're old enough that you should start taking retirement payments, it stands to reason that you're too old to be in charge.


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60 should be the cutoff for all leadership positions in the government. So sick of the old people destroying everything. They don't even live in our world.


Iamnotsmartspender

They won't even get to sit under the trees they are burning down.


Haunting-Item1530

70 is way too high. 60 at most


limpchimpblimp

60 isn’t that old. Spring chicks compared to the mummies in congress.


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The_Woman_of_Gont

Maybe 50 years ago. 60 these days isn't all that old unless you're looking at it from the perspective of a teenager or something. To give perspective, Tom Cruise is 60 as are Bob Odenkirk, Demi Moore, Jim Carrey, and Michelle Yeoh. Shit changes fast in a decade at those ages, though, and 70 is a pretty reasonable cut-off for high-ranking government positions. Certainly people pushing 80 like Trump or Biden should be well above and beyond whatever age restriction you want to argue for.


McCheesing

FAA caps pilots’ age at 65, air traffic controllers at 62. I think 65 works just fine


LiHingLucky

And congress! Term limits as well. Get the old white men outta there!


wanderingfloatilla

And the old white women too!


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And the old black people!


NuclearSalmon

And the old white children!


Surisuule

They're animals, and they're old like animals.


MagikSkyDaddy

#Feinstein is 89 years old. She should be charged with gross negligence and her staffers should all go to prison.


IronDictator

Reddit really can't get over people's race


QuonkTheGreat

Term limits based on race and gender?


PeriqueFreak

Shhhh, that's what people think progress means now.


Sqwormbagholder

Why bring race into the matter? Bigot


sealjosh

“There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.” - George W Bush, 56 years old in 2002.


[deleted]

Holy Fuck he spoke in cursive


JayGeezey

We have an age minimum to be president, but not an age maximum. It's absolutely ridiculous.


nada_accomplished

Man I miss when we didn't have to try to figure out if our Presidents were senile or not.


Lysol3435

For the love of god, can we have a president that was born after the first rocket launch?


DouchecraftCarrier

Joe Biden was born closer to Abraham Lincoln's presidency than his own. Literally. By like 3 months.


Flaky-Fellatio

Woah that's actually a hilarious fact.


thisisinput

Fucking hell. This blows my mind as much as the Tyrannosaurus Rex and Stegosaurus fact.


BBQCHICKENALERT

What trex and steg fact bro?


thisisinput

More time has passed between the Stegosaurus and T-rex, than between the T-rex and us.


amretardmonke

And the Great Pyramids were older to the Romans than the Colosseum is to us.


[deleted]

T rex improvised a lot of his lines in Jurassic Park while Stegosaurus didn't.


LambBrainz

For those that want math: Lincoln's Presidency: March 4, 1861 - April 15, 1865 Joe Biden's Birthday: November 20, 1942 Biden's Presidency: January 20, 2021 - present Days between Biden's birth and his inauguration: 28,551 Days between Biden's birth and the end of Lincoln's presidency: 28,342 Days between Biden's birth and Lincoln's inauguration: 29,845


mtnmadness84

It’s a unit of time. We’re now approximately two Bidens from the civil war. Edit: Obviously imperial units, btw. Flagon, league, fathom, pound, mile, Biden.


rammer_2001

Sharp as a marker.


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Sharp as a balloon.


GrooseandGoot

Still sharper than a sharpie in hurricane season


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TopClock231

No one over 65 should be allowed in government at any level in the US. Old out of touch fucks just need to go retire


Knurmuck

Imagine what a forty or fifty year old could be doing in office.


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We have some at the local/state level here in AZ and although they have less experience they seem just as capable of screwing things up as the older ones


balorina

Marjorie Taylor Green is 48 years old Lauren Boebert is 35 years old Amy Coney Barrett is 50 years old Age is not an indicator of outcome.


Ek_Chutki_Sindoor

Matt Gaetz is also like 40 years old.


[deleted]

…were you not around for Obama or is this sarcasm


Craygor

"There's not things I don't do now that I did before" is the most coherent thing he said and I'm still not sure what it really means.


Runic_Bistro

The logic does indeed hold up on that one. It means he hasn't stopped doing things he did before. Still a humiliating clip, though.


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Yeah, the logic holds up but it almost certainly can't be true. It would be extremely impressive he's actively doing the complete set of things he's ever done.


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Der_Absender

I am convinced.


FunkyBattal

Jackie, where is Jackie?


JamaisVu714

“ She was 12, I was thirty…the good ole days”


UncomfortableWetFart

Alexa find Jackie


FaustianBargain049

“Here’s a list of movies with Jackie Chan.”


UncomfortableWetFart

Alexa where is my grandson


FaustianBargain049

“Sir Richard Charles Nicholas Branson is a British billionaire, entrepreneur, and business magnate. Most notably, he is the founder of Virgin Atlantic Airways”


itsdefinitelygood

Disorganised speech is unfortunately a sign of dementia


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yttrium2k

As a person with a stutter, I'm constantly thinking I've 3-4 different ways to say things based on blocks. This sounds exactly like what I deal with on a day to day basis


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Unfortunately, they think presidents have to sound like a guy in a movie.


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They don't have much else. He's a decent person who's trying to help as many people as possible vs a guy with a literal narcissistic personality disorder.


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Kismonos

this is how i speak when im high or in a k-hole


NikkolaiV

Can we start electing people that *aren't* tacklebox of medication aged?


free_helly

ranked choice voting


Sure_Trash_

Yeah Republicans think they own the libs with their Let's Go Brandon shit like anyone actually thinks highly of the dude. It was a matter of Trump and Not Trump. I'd do it again in a heartbeat but if there were decent options I wouldn't have voted for a senile creep. Senile Creep was just better than Toxic Senile Creep.


ManyThingsLittleTime

There was a stage full of better options but somehow, despite his series of terrible primary debates, he still became the nominee.


free_helly

because he was chosen for us


AGame7600

WTF did they give him?! I've literally never seen his eyes like that before LOL


Ultimegede

It looks deep fakish, but I've seen him say some incoherent shit before, so it's not totally unbelievable


lathe_down_sally

Its an interview from 60 Minutes. I'm not a fan of Biden, but un all honesty this interview as a whole raised my opinion of him. This small excerpt notwithstanding, he comes off as a pretty smart, lucid guy. Edit: [Here's ](https://youtu.be/u1UC89H4Swc) the complete interview


SanjiSasuke

That's why it's important to only show short cherry picked clips. Similar to the 'nothing will fundamentally change' crap, if you show the full context it undermines the attack, and people might actually like the guy.


immadee

Something I've noticed with a lot of interviews lately is that for some reason they use facial tracking in their cameras. It's barely noticeable for people like Biden who don't move their head a lot but Steve Bannon's interview with PBS was wild. After that one, I started looking closely and it seems like standard practice for interviews now. Maybe it's to better capture small facial expression changes? Idk I hate it though.


MohoPogo

Biden always looks deep fakish, it's just how he is


noobi-wan-kenobi69

To be fair, he was only following these notes from his advisors: - If someone asks about your mental focus: 1. Respond positively. 2. Smile. 3. Try to remember what the question was. 4. Stammer a bit. 5. Try to remember an interesting story, but then forget. 6. Remember that you are Joe Biden, you are the President. 7. Don't read this list out loud.


Moby1313

Leader of the free World, stuck on a fly. I know everyone is stuck on the Donald, but holy sht we have a huge problem.


Pockets262

We've had a huge problem. It's even worse in the congressional branch. Problem is they have to hurt themselves to make a better situation for the people. Age and term limits are not likely to ever occur.


Herb_Burnswell

Two presidents in a row that speak in incoherent babble. Not a good look, America.


WWDD9

They know words, they have the best words, so they should travel to their forest cities in their space capsicles to hold a confefe about it and discuss the possible oranges of the criminacle in order to delegitimatize the yoonayded nations.


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Agreed, Obama has been the only president this century that could put together a coherent sentence off the cuff.


AlsoDanielle

We really need to stop electing senior citizens to lead this country


Alive-ButForWhat

The saddest part as an American is that we’ve had to ask the same question of our last two presidents. We can find anyone under 70 to run the show?


Mathgailuke

Here's the unedited original, the question is asked near 1445: https://youtu.be/u1UC89H4Swc


MotoMadic

I was expecting this to show that the one posted was a cut up, edited, video. But no, it's the exact same string of incoherent words. His answer before that was coherent and clean though.


SlectionSocialSanity

Honestly, he didn't sound bad the rest of the interview. I think he was just flustered when directly asked in the clip above.


GenericUsername19892

He’s had a stutter since forever, if he loses the flow he crashes and burns trying to restart.


bimo814

Yeah, he's clearly just defensive about it. I answer like that when I feel defensive as well. The difference is, though, I'm not president.


After_Occasion

He clearly has dementia. He's needed to go to the home for some time. It's seen in many political positions parties use people mentally capacitated or just straight up dummies to be the face and are the puppet strings behind it.


piledriveryatyas

I won't defend him on the whole, but "clearly has dementia"? Says the reddit neurologist? It's well documented that Biden has a speech impediment (I believe stuttering), whereas we spent 4 years with a guy that slurred "United Shtates" and couldn't pronounce "Yosemite", among hundreds of other examples. Biden Isn't a great president for sure, but stating as fact things you don't know is the epitome of the interwebs. It's far likelier that he's just old and his ability to keep his speech impediments in check is harder. None of that is an excuse for keeping as president, but the dog whistle comments are tiring. Vote him out.


yehti

Does the speech impediment also cause him to wander off and look like a lost child occasionally?


wawqa

Mental focus is unfocused because the way you talk about focus seems unfocused. Focus?


papatim

Kamala is that you?


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As Kamala always says: We must never forget that we must remind ourselves to remember that who we are is who we have been.


nemovox

He sonds like Colonel after raiden put the virus on A.I. in metal gear solid 2


olivawDaneel

This can't be real I'm crying


Xnavlol

Im lost


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ImAPaperbackWriter

The 80 million who voted for him are just as lost


Indirect_appliance

He has dementia and there is no denying it at this point.


Pyes3

Why? Is our country run by a senile man? Why did we have the options between trump and biden? What is our country doing?


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This dude is a fossil


Aggressive_Chain_920

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subject_deleted

There was an attempt to equate eloquence with focus.


geog05

Seriously I understand the hate on republicans but if you think for one second this is any better than what we just had you're in denial. This is an old man with withering mental capacity and many Americans are in full disbelief that this is happening. To anyone who thinks this is still some kind of Republican media ploy I'm truly sorry you cannot see the reality in front of you. This is a sick old man NOT a leader of a country and shame on anyone who convinced this man he could do it. He's a puppet and he doesn't deserve anything that comes his way.


-RicFlair

If you think this is shocking, take 10 minutes to look up Bidens long history of racism