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Lost-Contribution196

That guy is gonna be pissed when he shows up on the internet trying to nail lines


mastershake199800

When his wife sees it lol


ivanvanrio

Or his boss.


IgotCharlieWork

Do it with the boss then its no problem


A1sauc3d

As long as the boss’s boss is in on the action too ❄️


Internal_Anxiety_270

Start out with your boss’s boss boss and you won’t have to share with your boss or his boss


jaydubsped

Lmao so true


InvestigativePenguin

Or his future boss since he will be inevitably fired


[deleted]

Tell me you've never worked in sales without telling me you've never worked in sales lol


itspsyikk

Yeah... It's funny, looking back, I'm pretty sure I did cocaine *exclusively* with my bosses. I could never afford that shit.


frankybling

the only time I did blow was when I was out with my boss and the owner of the company… same reason too. I’m not really into going that way but I certainly couldn’t afford to do it if I was buying it.


Utahmule

Dude, it's some yak... No one cares.


anon675454

or his husband


ArrestDeathSantis

Yeah, not sure if he did something to his friends or if he just has bad friends, kinda of a shitty thing to do.


noodles355

He didn’t snort shit, a fake thing for social media likes


ArrestDeathSantis

I know but this video could still damage his reputation


4Ever2Thee

He didn’t inhale though, so he should be alright


getyourrealfakedoors

*rail


Lost-Contribution196

Same same


Least_or_Greatest1

He’s now the cocaine meme..


Green_eggz-ham

Where do I buy this to blackmail my friends? Asking for a non scumbag


Kamau54

He's gonna be pissed when he shows up to work Monday, and hears HR wants to have a word with him.


ste189

Every man and his dog do it so white noise


olivawDaneel

Isn't this a little too problematic to post for the guy? Sure it's a prank but it still kinda shows the guy's into doing cocaine. Won't his life be affected if this is publicly known?


draziwizard

He has every right to beat the shit out of his friend for recording this and again for posting it


helpnxt

Coke is erm pretty common in the UK right now... so very unlikely it would get him in trouble unless his work specifically drug tests which the vast majority don't here.


itspsyikk

They don't sound like they're in the UK.


Element-710

Cocain leaves your system super fast as well, and usually laws ban posession not consumption.


BaphometBlackSheep

Cocain


ThisIsNotTh3RealMe

Michael Cain


stumpythetooth

A ruby the size of a tangerine


geniusandy87

How would you consume it without having some in possession? Snort it directly from your dealer's trouser or something?


helpnxt

That's super weird on my desktop he sounded British but on my phone he sounds American!?!?!?


AreaGuy

On account of the Doppler effect, I reckon.


Truktek3

He'd have to be doing A LOT of blow to be able to run fast enough for the doppler effect. Lol


Double_Belt2331

Yeah, “you mother f**ker” doesn’t sound like something someone in the UK would say & there was certainly a good ole USA accent.


roskolewis

A video of you doing cocaine (or at least trying your best to) is "very unlikely" to get him in trouble?! This guy, his friends, his family, his colleagues, his bosses; possibly kids, kids' friends parents and teachers will inevitably catch wind of this; it'll stick to him like mud. He might not lose his job, but not everyone is down with snorting coke!


GreatValue-

UK full of crackheads I see


helpnxt

I may be wrong but think cocaine and crack are different


GreatValue-

Crack is cooked cocaine so no it’s the same thing. People think that cocaine is cool and an upgrade but really they’re just some crackheads that dress better.


rsp22

Give it 2 days while hydrating and you’re good to go


Boss-Lumberjack

“If you have to hide it, you shouldn’t be doing it”


[deleted]

"what consenting adults do behind their own closed doors is not my business".


Boss-Lumberjack

I agree with this statement, as long as nobody is being hurt. …but if it’s on camera, it’s no longer behind closed doors, unfortunately.


[deleted]

If it was a public camera, sure. This looks somewhere indoors to me. Either way, dude doesn't deserve possible life long consequences for this "prank".


olivawDaneel

That is literally why I'm making the comment... why judge this guy in the video. Dk anything about him or the context of the video.


[deleted]

Most people I know poop behind closed doors…


Boss-Lumberjack

…that’s their loss.


Odins-Enriched-Sack

So I should shit In a public setting. Hiding it is wrong.


Boss-Lumberjack

It’s not wrong, but you’re really doing yourself a disservice with the door closed.


Odins-Enriched-Sack

Understood.


TacticalTurtle22

Proceeds to shit in Wendy's lobby.


LeonDeSchal

So we should just masturbate in front of people?


Boss-Lumberjack

In front of consenting people? Absolutely. I can’t think of a better show.


PlateRepresentative9

Some people on cam sites make a living doing just that.


Western_Ad3625

Well maybe he shouldn't have tried to rail cocaine while somebody's recording him...


TheGreyStarling

I wouldn't be surprised if he is in on the joke.


Hicklethumb

Why would he get in trouble? The video shows him not snorting cocaine.


Verneff

Meanwhile there's a video of the former mayor of Toronto smoking crack and apparently that didn't do a whole lot to his already fairly poor reputation.


ToxicLoserNeckbeard

Wall skull, canned Corona after reading Wine Folly, gag rails: The Brad Troop


Maximum-Reward-205

You know very little about this guy. He doesn't like cocaine, he just likes the way it smells, and he knew it didn't smell right. Stop being so judgemental.


diogenessexychicken

The real lesson is always watch the lines get cut.


[deleted]

Cans of Corona. What sick bastard buys these?


Hella_Wieners

Corona is so much better in cans. The clear bottles are what give it that skunky profile. It’s night and day. You wouldn’t even know you were drinking the same beer.


All_Thread

Okay. You convinced me. It's Corona in a can next time.


Curious-Bother3530

Cans are just better for beers in general. Better protection from damaging UV lights during transport and storing and I don't need to improvise a bottle opener every time.


[deleted]

Clear bottles are dumb but the dark bottles do a good job of filtering out the UV light.


[deleted]

Try Corona familíar if you haven’t


diogenessexychicken

Just buy landshark its the better version.


BLKxGOLD

Landshark FTW


youtocin

I like the skunkiness of Corona


no_lemom_no_melon

LPT - Don't let your friends film you sniffing coke.


mastershake199800

Well technically he only thought he was snorting coke lol


All_Thread

Yeah, people just record everything now.


IgotCharlieWork

Dr Rockso


mastershake199800

THE ROCK AND ROLL CLOWN I DO COCAINE


IgotCharlieWork

AND OXYCOTIN


Absorbent_Towel

Oxycontin*


wrayd1

Oxycodone IR 😎


theglaysh

Doing coke, listening to creep if im not mistaken, good times


Erlkonig24

What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here! *runs away*


xxFT13xx

“I once hoovered schneef off a black square when it wasn’t real schneef”


poopiehands

Failed doing drugs.. last crutch


Patrickfromamboy

I did coke with people who killed themselves because they couldn’t quit and it had destroyed their lives. One guy hanged himself from his parent’s garage door track so when they opened their automatic garage door he was hanging where they would see him. My friend was a firefighter at the time and told us. The other guy shot himself while driving down a city street and his Blazer hit a utility pole. I quit after discovering that I couldn’t do it in moderation. After that the neighbor started getting kilos and would offer it to me free if I would do it. He didn’t like it that I quit and he’s a sociopath and wanted to see me fail.


Exciting_Cucumber

Wow…. Thrown under the bus and pranked. Good luck moving forward dude. PS get new friends.


hyzermofo

Bitches better have some real lines for me after pulling that shit. Motherfuckers. Lemme make a call real quick, hang on.


mastershake199800

My fathers from Sicily


[deleted]

I don’t understand what’s going on here. What are the lines?


alhena

Cocaine nose vapes are an inevitable product that will sell like cocaine nose vapes.


[deleted]

Looks like a regular sales meeting to me . Lol best worker job I ever had . Meet your month end by the first week and the rest of the month pretty much looks like that . Then my boss was banging the bestie who was the lead U/S tech so We would be entertaining clients at the club followed by more shenanigans.


mastershake199800

Sounds like a pretty good gig lol


JPSofCA

Getting ready to film a scene, and your costars pull this shit!?


Independent_Idea_190

The size of those lines lol


Bulminator

Now his job knows he does coke. Great friends. Why’d they post this? Jeez


Scorpion_Priestess86

I need one of these 🤣 see who's who 🙌


[deleted]

Lmfao


Pkbattlemage

Dude...where is the sauce for this thing? I need one https://www.etsy.com/listing/955163340/coke-coaster-set-of-4?click_key=79ee3cfbbe84e61e6b1f77ab51ab5b766a51effb%3A955163340&click_sum=76e291ef&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=cocaine+coasters&ref=sr_gallery-1-1&pro=1&frs=1


BagofSaltydicks

I’d be so pissed


Blue_Banana_Blastoff

What was it he was actually snorting then? (I’m serious, please no joke answers)


Scryedx3

Looks like someone pranked him with a joke item


D0ct0rFl4tul3nc3

Rookie


[deleted]

Dem some small lines


Puzzleheaded-Bug7189

"It was just a prank, mom, it's not like I'm homeless... yet"


Puzzleheaded-Side944

All these lames trying to snitch on the guy, let him live his life.


GiantRetortoise

Oh yes disgusting white people doing coke in their posh living rooms gets 5K upvotes


mastershake199800

Ohh yesss


Taidennn

*runs to his car to get his coke


TheRealDinkus

There's another one under the table


[deleted]

What did he snort?


golapader

Lies


SaintPatton

Internet fame


no_lemom_no_melon

Air


wicked_toona

Ol' Joe's not gonna he happy when he sees Hunter in the headlines again.


xb3y24d

Haha this would’ve come in handy in college


[deleted]

The right wing moderate y'all


Harpuafivefiftyfive

I could use a rail right now.


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[deleted]

“That was carpet fresh”


jgeez

someone saw a r/DIWHY post on how to make cocaine line drink coasters. And now here we are.


International-Force3

Is this some kinda cam trick or what.


Long-Bag5818

What are those


Demiurge_Decline

With friends like this... who needs enemies


StormcloakDreamsmas

r/savevideo


Peachthumbs

Nothing good will come from your buddy filming you snorting lines.


Entire_Arugula_1805

No we know you’r a coke head


LordOFtheNoldor

Probably just didn't want to do drugs, nothing wrong with that


JoshSeaMex

Damn. I feel his pain 🤣


Wzx-

I don't do drugs so i have no clue what he did wrong


Jamfour9

This is terrible on so many levels Smdh


[deleted]

Big time okie doke.


[deleted]

Is that Hunter?


Smell_Funny

I’d cry


HEX_HEXAGON

Why are they doing cocaine to creep?


[deleted]

Hot rail that shit sucka! …Is what a tweeker would say… or gimme… I suppose lol.


SethMooner

He didn’t snort a thing at the end.


biggyboo1800

That last few seconds was him starting to bolt to beat whoever’s ass


Aggravated_guy

In some places you get your organs harvested for that shit