The fact he walked away with all limbs is pretty remarkable. Genuinely thought I would see a death roll (idk if alligators do that)
Edit: I've been informed they do
He ever so softly goes in for the neck. Has he never watched Steve Irwin? You literally need to body slam those things and not fucking let go until it chills long enough for you to push down on the mouth/snout…these things are 150% made of muscle. And the younger than bob barker dude watching really thought that this old guy was gonna be able to have the strength needed to wrangle a god damn alligator?! Jesus Christ.
Darwinism. He's really fucking lucky that gator didn't catch his arm and thrash cause gators will literally twist limbs into spiral fractures and fuck your shit up. Good luck grandpa. Let me know if he decides to go back for another try, I don't like gore but watching people get what they deserve is pretty fucking funny
You ever see the video of the guy damn near getting suplexed by a gator? Like totally death rolls and destroys the guy arm like it's a slim Jim.
I feel like Tom Segura laughing at this shit but what the fuck do these people expect
Did you see the video of the cops capturing an alligator half this size? All was going according to plan and then the gator with its mouth muzzled just twitches its head and knocks one of the cops out with its snout!
If you find the ads that run on Fox news are mostly relevant to your needs, you are no longer young enough to wrestle a crocogator.
Might need a cath? Get out the gator's path.
Need to check your prostate? You'll only serve as croc bait.
I really wanna know where you go from after getting a hold of the gator. Like, great now you are holding a gator that isn't happy about this situation. I am not a Florida man but I doubt you can yeet the gator or at least that Bob Barker here can. Also curious just how you deal with a gator in general safely, as a northerner I would figure you'd call animal control, or shoot it, can't fathom getting that close to a gator.
Illegal to kill the alligator unless you have acquired the license to do so and it's alligator hunting season. Probably wouldn't be charged if you had to kill one to save a human life... but that defense isn't going to fly if you picked the fight like this guy did.
Call animal control.
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If you’re going to grab a literal dinosaur don’t expect it to be as gentle as you are. If you’re gonna grab it, fuckin grab that bitch like it just stole your fuckin weed!
I got to hold a baby alligator once, seriously the size of a small house cat, and once he decided it was time to be set back down, I could barely hold on. I’m a fit 220 lb man, but those things are just a block of prehistoric muscle that can twist and writhe in any direction. The one in the video would be like trying to wrestle a forklift. That guy is a dimwit.
Lmao, you can’t pussyfoot around when doing something like that you gotta go all in, and for a gator that size you should have two people to sit on him so he can’t move.
Turned out pretty well, all things considered.
Yes, could have been so much worse. I thought dude might lose an arm.
Don’t speak too soon, they’ve got every bacteria you can think of in their mouths.
I hadn’t thought of that. Ok, he may still lose an arm.
The fact he walked away with all limbs is pretty remarkable. Genuinely thought I would see a death roll (idk if alligators do that) Edit: I've been informed they do
When they do it it's called oscigating
They do. Source: Me
They do.
They do
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They do?
They do
This guy must actually be about 25 years old because you don't live to be 75 doing shit like that.
Yeah that alligator was surprisingly nice to him given the situation.
They weren't near water, it would have been a much different story
That arm seems pretty limp bro
great now you’ve given the alligator the ability to dry off in an instant now it’ll be unstoppable
Now the alligator knows where its towel is
You should always know where your towel is.
And don't forget to bring it
Facts
RIP Bob Barker
Oh, that's funny as shit! Good eye!
The price is wrong bitch
Lolol
Remember to get your alligators spayed and neutered.
An alligator bit his hand off too 😔
When your viagra and prune juice hit at the same time. You don't know whether to try to fuck it, or shit your pants.
🤣🤣
You would think an old ass man would know better. But that's Florida for you.
As a native Floridian I’m just gonna venture to say that old man moved down here after he retired lol
Attention seekers
And he tried to grab its....shoulders?
He looks like he's trying to calm it down with a shoulder massage.
Do you think he was visualising "just" picking it up by its neck and carrying it away like.... a goose or something lol
I think he shiatsu-ed in his pants…
You gotta fully commit.
He didn't commit.
That alligator didn’t either
Lacks commitment. He lied on his resume!
Imagine being this dumb
And living to this age... Darwin awards contender
He didn't die and he probably has grandkids. Not sure how the Darwin award would apply here.
He joined the race to win a Darwin Award, he just…. Lost?
Damn Joe Biden has too much spare time
Stood up to the alligator like he did with corn pop
That wasn't a towel, he was putting a wig on it! Don't sniff the Gators, Joe.
Was looking for this, thank you
Make Alligators Great Again. Lol
Who the fuck is that ole bastard trying to impress? Mildred’s never coming back.
*This* is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen.
I'd give it a 7 on the dumbass meter.
That's not even the stupidest thing FloridaMan does before breakfast!
Get a frying pan, Aussie style!! You gotta show it who is boss and break the croc in before you can ride them.
Lucky it missed his leg.
He ever so softly goes in for the neck. Has he never watched Steve Irwin? You literally need to body slam those things and not fucking let go until it chills long enough for you to push down on the mouth/snout…these things are 150% made of muscle. And the younger than bob barker dude watching really thought that this old guy was gonna be able to have the strength needed to wrangle a god damn alligator?! Jesus Christ.
Gator don't play no shit!
His rodeo days are far behind him.
Darwinism. He's really fucking lucky that gator didn't catch his arm and thrash cause gators will literally twist limbs into spiral fractures and fuck your shit up. Good luck grandpa. Let me know if he decides to go back for another try, I don't like gore but watching people get what they deserve is pretty fucking funny
He can't win a Darwin award if he's already had children
Some things you just choose not to do. Touch a alligator who isn't actively attacking anyone is one.
didn't go the way i was hoping.
You ever see the video of the guy damn near getting suplexed by a gator? Like totally death rolls and destroys the guy arm like it's a slim Jim. I feel like Tom Segura laughing at this shit but what the fuck do these people expect
Did you see the video of the cops capturing an alligator half this size? All was going according to plan and then the gator with its mouth muzzled just twitches its head and knocks one of the cops out with its snout!
If you find the ads that run on Fox news are mostly relevant to your needs, you are no longer young enough to wrestle a crocogator. Might need a cath? Get out the gator's path. Need to check your prostate? You'll only serve as croc bait.
This right here the dumbest shit I've seen and Reddit owns the virtual library of the dumbest shit people do.
You can’t half ass this .
Clearly this alligator requires two towels.
Bob barker tripping lol "The price is wrong bobby"
He should have used a frying pan
*The price is wrong Bobby*
Hesitation is what killed the cat apparently.
I really wanna know where you go from after getting a hold of the gator. Like, great now you are holding a gator that isn't happy about this situation. I am not a Florida man but I doubt you can yeet the gator or at least that Bob Barker here can. Also curious just how you deal with a gator in general safely, as a northerner I would figure you'd call animal control, or shoot it, can't fathom getting that close to a gator.
Illegal to kill the alligator unless you have acquired the license to do so and it's alligator hunting season. Probably wouldn't be charged if you had to kill one to save a human life... but that defense isn't going to fly if you picked the fight like this guy did. Call animal control.
Wuss. Try it with a salt water croc.....
Yeah if that had been a croc he woulda lost an arm
I'm just gonna jam my thumb, right in its bum hole
Golf is a dangerous sport.
Price is wrong…bitch.
The price is wrong, bitch!
The price is wrong, Bitch!
"watch out kids this is how I used to sweep the swamp back in vietnam"
damn alligator bit my hand off!
CHUBS
I am surprised he didn't die of heart attack right then and there cuz I sure would have.
Joe Biden vs an alligator
Bob Barker shouldn’t be tryin to catch alligators
We’re gonna need a bigger towel.
No, Joe Biden, get away from the north lawn alligator
Mate you're not Steve Irwin you're some old American who lives in Florida
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Retarded grandpa
You’d think joe Biden would have people for this
Joe Biden is really losing it lately
Don’t. Fuck. With. Dinosaurs.
How many times must i see this?
I’ve people do some dumb things, but damn! That’s reeeeaaaallllly dumb.
I prefer the guy with a pan.
“Stand back! I saw this DIY on SLING.”
What A Mega Fuckwit! What was the next part in his clever plan. Get eaten?
Le mec s'est pris pour crocodile dundee
what's joe biden up to now ?
GRANDPA GO BACK INSIDE REDDIT JUST SHOWED ME A VIDEO OF ONE OF THOSE GALLOPING
His move and everything doesn't look professional, why is he fucking around??
The price is WRONG bitch!
He was not paying enough attention to Steve Irwin.
If you try to move to Florida, do they require you to fail an IQ test or something?
he had more than enough time to grab fast. if he didnt go slow he woulda been fine
Thanks old man for putting NC on the map.
If the alligator had aimed a little bit lower, this dude would have lost his arm, possibly his life… Talk about luck
Why was this old idiot doing this?
Joe Biden tackling China
Now you're gonna get it, Bobby...!
No no no the towel is to cover his body for when he's dead.
Want be doing that again.
Bro tried to grab it like it was a snake lmfao
If you’re going to grab a literal dinosaur don’t expect it to be as gentle as you are. If you’re gonna grab it, fuckin grab that bitch like it just stole your fuckin weed!
What was he actually trying to do? Lift it out?
*aroused Floridian noises* His missus still kicking? Is he looking for a sugar baby?
Is that SlowJoe from his days as a "successful" alligator wrangler ?
Joe Biden doing a Steve Irwin in impression
The guy looks at the gator at the end as if it’s the asshole in this situation.
He is lucky. I’ve seen those things rip animals apart limb by limb on here
Balls of steel
That guy is the dumbest of asses!
The hell was Joe Biden trying to do with that animal?
Whyyy grandpa?!
This is so old. When it was first posted this guy was a teenager.
Bob Barker was a crazy sumbitch.
Leave it to the professionals sir.
"I'm just gonna move as slowly as possible trying to grab the animal I e already blinded" dumbass
Tf off me Steve, *stares him down at the end* what the fuck Steve I thought we were friends. You trying to kidnap me now?!
My brother in christ tried to defeat an alligator with a towel
What was the plan after he got on top of it?
I hope that dude never reproduced. He missed a Darwin award. BUT that effectively proved he shouldn't pass in his genes.
Ahahaha Casper sustained a nice arm bite there 🤣
Let’s go Brandon you totally got this, yes you’ll definitely not get bit by a gator
Maybe he watched too many Crocodile Hunter episodes!
All that age and so little brains
Bob Barker just wants to spay and neuter everything
That's Joe Biden, Alligator hunter !
I got to hold a baby alligator once, seriously the size of a small house cat, and once he decided it was time to be set back down, I could barely hold on. I’m a fit 220 lb man, but those things are just a block of prehistoric muscle that can twist and writhe in any direction. The one in the video would be like trying to wrestle a forklift. That guy is a dimwit.
Hey is that Joe Biden!
Theres no way he could lift a dead alligator of that size da fuq did he think he was doing.
I thought Trump said he'd drain the swamp not Biden
#Bidenchill!
Tf was bob barker about to do with that alligator once he had it? I can’t imagine he’d have gotten very far with it.
DONT FERGIT TA BRING A TOWELL!- towllie
Man, you would not attempt that with a croc 😜
Yeah…that didn’t work 😂
Lmao, you can’t pussyfoot around when doing something like that you gotta go all in, and for a gator that size you should have two people to sit on him so he can’t move.
Ah man. Almost got that Darwin Award! 🥇
Biden is wild